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The naughtiest places you have had sex

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I had sex under a tree in Hyde Park during the Olympics, while policemen were patrolling the area. Risky business…


After a night out, my boyfriend and I couldn’t wait until we got home so he pinned me up against a wall in an alley way. I had to be reminded of this the next morning, I was mortified.


 After a workout in the gym, I headed to the steam room to relax. I got more than I bargained for when I ended up having sex in there with a total stranger who had had the same idea. More calories burnt, I guess!


I once had sex in a library, which felt very naughty. Still to this day, I do not know how we managed to get away with it. Thankfully there weren’t too many people around and we avoided getting caught.


I once had sex in a club toilet – not my finest hour.


I got chatting to a guy on Grindr, a gay networking app. We decided to meet up and ended up having sex in a suite at the London Hilton. The best kind of room service…


While on holiday last year, I had very public sex on a balcony in Magaluf, or should I say Shagaluf. Classy…


 My girlfriend and I once had sex in the back of a cinema during a fairly quiet viewing. That was pretty bad behaviour…


 I had sex in a lift, which was a pretty interesting experience…


During a late night gym session when no one else was around, I had sex in the jacuzzi. There were CCTV cameras, which was quite thrilling.  Some poor soul somewhere has probably had to view the footage!

  • I once did in the swimming pool while i was on duty as a lifeguard!

  • Adam Godfrey

    My girlfriend and I christened our university’s new student union toilets, less than a week after they’d opened. Unisex toilets are a fab idea…

  • Thea

    I once did it in the University Place’s revolving doors.