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Month: January 2013

Nigella Lawson: love or loathe?

Domestic goddess and innuendo queen Nigella Lawson is under scrutiny as we ponder what we love and loathe about her. Does she still reign supreme in the British culinary scene?

Loather: Joanne Procter

There are certain attributes that are practically synonymous with the name Nigella Lawson, such as perfect hosting, sensual language and improbable midnight escapades in the kitchen. Whilst all that makes for an admittedly amusing TV show, it also masks the fact that the food she puts together is just not that great. It isn’t creative, original or inspiring, but it is also not practical enough to throw together without hiring a private detective to track down the ingredients. Her recipes seem to fall into an impractical middle ground, where you end up spending a small fortune on an unexciting dish that doesn’t even remotely stand out from its cheaper equivalents. That is, if you even get as far as actually trying out her recipes, given that good food is probably not top of the list of reasons why most people watch Nigella.

Unlikely scenarios where Nigella finds herself craving a chocolate-coated treat whilst sporting a silk nightie, I can deal with. As long as it’s an interesting chocolate-coated treat worth my time and attention. That’s why, for as long as the food seems to be simply an afterthought to Nigella’s elaborate, slightly ridiculous scenes, I will continue to be frustrated by her dull, yet massively over-romanticised recipes.

Lover: Jessica Hardiman

I will admit that to say the woman could do no wrong would be perhaps inaccurate, but I would instead claim that Nigella can be forgiven. Her recent Italian-inspired recipes may have been criticised for a lack of authenticity, but no one can accuse her for lack of passion.  She never makes grandiose assertions that she is a chef, instead a self-proclaimed home cook seeking merely to indulge and comfort, assuring us that “the only thing anyone should feel guilty about is not taking pleasure.”

Aside from her gloriously gluttonous recipes and finger-licking, Lawson is also for me a latter-day Shakespeare. She writes her recipes with beautifully crafted elegance, utilising delicious hyperbole and alliteration to create culinary poetry. The enjoyment that she takes from food is translated into the playful verbiage she revels in, evident with her renaming of the classic spaghetti alla puttanesca as ‘Slut’s Spaghetti’. This combination of verbal mischief, decadance and splendour makes for perfect bedtime reading, and it is when I reach for her words that even the most sleepless of nights can be soothed.

Ultimately, I cannot find it within myself to hate a woman who agrees with me on the breast/thigh debate (chicken, that is), deeming thighs to be half the price with twice the flavour. I will therefore defend Nigella until death, even if some believe that her best days are behind her. We must merely gloss over the disappointment that was Nigellissima, and curl up in bed to reminisce on her better days. She taught us How to be a Domestic Goddess and she taught us How to Eat, and for this she must be remembered fondly.

‘Calamity Commons’ closes again

The Alan Gilbert Learning Commons has been forced to close its doors on the penultimate day of the exam period due to drainage problems.

A spokesperson for the University of Manchester confirmed that the building is expected to reopen by Friday afternoon, coinciding with the end of high demand as exams draw to a close.

The brand new £24 million building has been plagued with difficulties so far this year. After a delayed opening last October, the Learning Commons had to shut  31 days when a glass panel was reported cracked.

Amid safety concerns, the University took the decision to “conduct remedial work”, keeping students out until 7 January.

Students took to Twitter today to express their disappointment.

Lulia Unguereanu (@lulia90) commented, “Alan Gilbert continues to disappoint…couldn’t find a better time than exam period of course!”

Whilst Aaron Clegg (@Aaron_NE) tweeted, “The Learning Commons is closed on the penultimate day of the exam period. But of course.”

The Learning Commons is lauded as a “world-class 21st century study space” with room for over 1,000 students and was used as a major selling point in this year’s prospectuses. This  January has seen the Commons replace the Main Library for 24/7 access, which has been met with a mixed response.

Images and videos have spread online depicting crowds of students waiting outside the Main Library and working on the floor in the AG Commons.

One picture depicting a large crowd struggling to enter the library last Sunday was posted on The Mancunion Facebook page and provoked disbelief from students.

In response, University of Manchester Students’ Union Education Officer Luke Newton commented, “After agreeing to extend the opening hours until midnight I’d have thought they’d open it up earlier on a Sunday. Well we’ll change that for the summer exam period.”

Missing Man Met student Souvik Pal found dead in canal

The body of Manchester Metropolitan student Souvik Pal has been found in a canal near Old Trafford football stadium.

Mr Pal, 19, was an international student from India and was last seen leaving the Warehouse Project on New Year’s Eve.

Police discovered his body in the Bridgewater Canal at 14:00 GMT and an autopsy will take place this evening.

A Greater Manchester Police spokesperson stressed they “do not believe there are any suspicious circumstances surrounding Souvik’s death.”

They added that Mr Pal’s family had been informed and officers were in regular contact with them.

His father Santanu Pal travelled from Bangalore to help with the search, organising a march to highlight his son’s disappearance. Numerous appeals were also made by Manchester Universities, politicians, and the national media.

Labour MP and Home Affairs Select Committee chairman Keith Vaz visited Santanu Pal last week. He said: “I have spoken to Mr Pal and we are all aware of these developments, the last 22 days have been so difficult for him.

“I want to thank the police for their continued hard work on this case, everyone has done so much.”

Souvik Pal worked part-time at Old Trafford selling refreshments. During a home game against Liverpool, Manchester United urged anyone with information to come forward.

DetCh Insp Colin Larkin issued in a statement: “Our thoughts and condolences are with Souvik’s family at this devastating time and our officers are doing all they can to support them.”

Anyone with information relating to Mr Pal’s death should call the police on 0161 856 4223 or the independent charity Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.

SPOTTED shuts down amid complaints and library pressure

The Facebook page ‘Spotted: University of Manchester Library’ has shut down following pressure from Library staff.

The page began as a way of people anonymously identifying attractive men and women in the library and went viral within days, attracting almost 10,000 likes in its first week.

Spotted posted anonymous messages sent in by admirers who picked out students they fancied in the library, but it soon expanded into topics relating to stolen chairs and loud talkers.

But light-hearted posts on hidden chocolate and the library’s lack of plug sockets were at times overshadowed by darker subject matters, such as fantasies of girls being “spit roasted” and insults about students’ hairlines and clothes.

The University of Manchester Library got involved when pictures of students sleeping were uploaded without them knowing.

A spokesperson for the library told The Mancunion,

“We contacted the page owners and reminded them that they cannot use photographs taken without the subject’s permission.”

They labeled some content offensive, and say they acted upon complaints from students who said “they felt uncomfortable using the Library because of this site.”

However, the University insist no threats of action were made against the owners of the page. Though the owner is currently unknown, the founder of the original Spotted, Richard Martell, is a first year UCL student and is known to have set up others up and down the country.

Mr Martell told The Guardian he became inspired when he an his friends began texting each other whenever they saw an attractive girl in the library.

He insists the pages are a joke rather than a career path though, as he has a job lined up in the city when he graduates.

Reaction to the closure has been mixed. one third year student was critical of the page and its owner, saying on Facebook,

“It was awful. It created such a cliquey social group online and the way power goes to people’s head when anonymous sad ridiculous.”

But many are disappointed that they must now find a new form of procrastination over the exam period.

Language, Literacy and Communications student Dalinder Sall complained on Twitter,

“I am upset the Spotted: UoM library facebook page has gone. Can we all have a minutes silence to mourn please thank you.”

Disgruntled students may be comforted in the knowledge that the notorious Hottie In The Library starting up again this semester.

Crossing over: Fresh Fridays quit Students’ Union to replace The BOP

Fresh Fridays have left the Students’ Union in favour of Jabez Clegg after just one semester, The Mancunion has learned.

A breakdown in relations with Rough Hill, the clubnight company they shared the event with, was the reason for their departure, a Fresh Fridays spokesperson confirmed.

They will now reportedly merge with The BOP, the popular student night geared towards first years and run by Social Junkies.

Rough Hill’s night Supersonic Vague, which ran alongside Fresh Fridays at the Students’ Union, will continue next semester.

Fresh Fridays switched to the Union from the now-closed Twisted in Fallowfield at the beginning of the year. But they complained that as an established night in Manchester, Rough Hill were financially benefiting from their success.

The Fresh Fridays spokesperson added that the Union did try and help the situation, but ultimately “did not do enough.”

They issued a parting shot at Supersonic Vague, claiming it did not “reach out into the student community.”

The news will be disappointing for the Union, who were enjoying early success with their first regular clubnight.

In an additional blow, Fresh Fridays will now be in direct competition with Supersonic Vague, with both nights restarting on Friday 25th January.

A spokesperson for the Students’ Union said, “Fresh Fridays had an agreement with Rough Hill’s Supersonic Vague to run a room during the first term, but there was no requirement to continue after Christmas.

“Fresh Fridays are currently planning a new venture and the Students’ Union would like to wish them the best of luck with their new enterprise.”

Fresh Fridays took the decision reluctantly, stating that as Manchester graduates they had “appreciated being offered the chance to put Fresh Fridays on at the Union.”

The Students’ Union told The Mancunion Supersonic Vague will return with a new hip-hop room, and see appearances from Bloc Party, Chase and Status and DJ Stoxx.

Fresh Fridays are now hoping to draw a line under the issue. “We just want to move on and put the past academic term behind us.”

Staff member jailed for stealing £30k from Cancer Studies department

A University of Manchester employee who embezzled more than £30,000 has been jailed.

James Cleary, 40, pleaded guilty to fraud at an earlier hearing and was jailed for 20 months last Thursday at Manchester Crown Court.

He lived in Salford and worked for the University of Manchester for 14 years between 1996 and 2010.

At the time he left, he was a Research Business Manager for the School of Cancer and Enabling Sciences and was authorised to sign claims for fees.

Alarm bells rang for the department when they struggled to pay a claim for fees due to missing funds in their account.

Further investigation revealed that 25 separate claims had been authorised by Cleary over a three-and-a-half year period.

The total paid out came to a staggering £30,025, with Cleary using the phoney alias ‘Michelle Roberts’ to pocket the money. His scam was finally exposed when enquiries matched account numbers and sort codes to that of Clearys.

Detective Constable Dom Brady said: “Cleary was employed in a position of trust by the University, and was given a lot of responsibility to process claims for reasonably large amounts of money.

Sadly, he completely abused the trust the University placed in him and defrauded them to the tune of £31,984.

“He admitted during interview he had a drug and alcohol addiction that he needed to fund, and freely volunteered he spent some of the embezzled cash on Blackberry mobile phones and computer.

“I would like to praise the staff at the University who have worked very closely with us during this investigation and cooperated fully, which has led to this conviction. I hope this also sends out a message that you should think very carefully before attempting to rip-off your employers as you could be facing a stint behind bars.”

Brady added that Cleary had expressed remorse, and that he was confident Cleary was even sorrier for his actions following the sentence.

Everything Everything – Arc

Sony RCA

8/10

There’s a lot said about the ‘difficult second album’ trap that so many bands fall in to.  It so often marks the difference between bands that never really lived up to their initial hype from the ones that have laid the foundations for a lengthy career.  The Maccabees and Foals are two bands who have found increasing success with their follow up records, successfully balancing on the tightrope between critical credibility and commercial success, and it looks like Everything Everything are set to follow in their footsteps with their new effort, Arc.

Coming two years after their Mercury nominated debut Man Alive, Arc strikes a wonderful balance between the electro pop and catchy guitar hooks that are heard so often on the radio at the moment, and a sophistication that allows them to make it their own while avoiding any pretention.  It’s fairly easy to see why the band led both their album campaign and the record itself with early single ‘Cough Cough’.  It’s an incredibly catchy introduction to the album and shows the band at their best, a song full of incredible pop moments that will no doubt prove popular with festival crowds for the next few years.

Indeed, this single, along with the rest of the record, shows a band ready for increasingly bigger things.  ‘Torso of the Week’ starts out more reflectively, its lyrics taking a dark view of modern life but it builds into a thumping storming chorus, providing yet more evidence that Everything Everything are going to be around for a while.  Arc is a beautifully constructed record, building up and dropping down in way that many would associate with a top-class DJ set, a record designed to be listened to as a whole rather than just a collection of singles and a record that has allowed this band to find their feet and show what they’re really made of.

 

Interview: Emerging Icons presents – Tankus the Henge, Annaca, Auction for the Promise Club

Each band has a unique feel, something different to bring to the table, and personalities you can’t help but love instantly.

The larger than life characters which are Tankus the Henge cavorted around the dressing room in a trolley, deciding that this would be the best way to conduct an interview. Once they’d seen this wouldn’t really work out, Will Stanley announced “We’re going to interview you.”

“Where are you from?” asks bizarro front man Jaz Delorean. “What’s your full name? Where do you live?” After prying into some personal details, it transpires that the band has some Mancunian connections; Jazz attended University of Salford, and Tim Fulker was born in Stockport. also form The band is based in London, also consisting of Dan Mason, Jake Stoddart, and Louis Shultz-Wiremu and the current formation came together two years previous. Jaz talked about the last time the band had come through Manchester (with a slightly different line up), “I remember buying quite a lot of the contents of a second hand china shop and smashing it all up in the Roadhouse, with hammers. On stage. They weren’t happy at all.”

All of the bands performed on the Emerging Icons Olympic stage this summer. Jaz reminisced, “My favourite bit, and this is genuine, is when we were playing a gig in the Olympic Park to one person, and Mo Farah won, and we heard the roar. It sounded like the crowd cheering for us.”

Tankus the Henge could best be described musically as a mash of gypsy carnival jazz rock. Trumpet, trombone, accordion, and plenty of sass. Ringmaster Jazz used to fix fairground organs before creating the band. Raspy vocals and circus antics on stage made for a great performance which everyone could get behind, and leave you wanting more from their headline tour in the new year.

Annaca came off stage and replaced the brash boys of Tankus (who cryptically refused to explain the meaning behind their name), sat with a flower in her hair and a beaming smile. Joined by her band, Ben (drums), Harrison (guitar) and Leo (bass, keys), they explain how they met at the Brighton Institute of Modern Music, where Annaca swept them off their feet with her “breathy” soulful voice.

Annaca has been working on an album with Jim Lowe, who produced Stereophonics, and Dutch band Southern Sunrise have asked them to headline their European tour. “We’ve been told our stuff would go down well in Europe,” says Annaca. Harrison adds, “I’d love to play Paris. Tres chic.” “Harrison’s a romantic dreamer.”

“I’m a Francophile as well.”

Their current EP, featuring recently released track Delilah, is only available to buy at their gigs, which they explained was to have that more exclusive feel. “It’s all very homemade, Annaca’s mum did the artwork for it and it’s really nicely packaged like a gift.”

Fellow coastal musicians, Auction for the Promise Club, an indie rock group from Cornwall, spoke next about their new EP which will be released in February in line with another tour. “We’ve had a really good reaction from up [north].” No strangers to Manchester, Zoe, Toby and Perran have previously played at Fac251. “We ended up sleeping in the back of the van,” admits Zoe. “Got a parking ticket …” adds brother Toby.

The trio have been performing together for three years, a year of that with Emerging Icons. “Any new band should get on their website.”

“They’ve been such great help, championing new music. They’re so committed, and their enthusiasm really drives it. It really spurs you on.”

Toby revealed that they’ve been working together with surf brand Quicksilver, and are looking to record in their studios in France in the new year. Already featured on BBC 6 Music, XFM and Absolute Radio, Auction for the Promise Club are on track to make waves in the female-fronted rock scene.

As part of the Emerging Icons Live Tour, there is an open invitation for new bands and unsigned acts to register (for free) on unsignedbandreview.com and take part in a demo drop at their nearest gig.

www.emergingicons.com

Facebook.com/tankusthehenge

Facebook.com/annacamusic

www.auctionforthepromiseclub.co.uk