“You’re funnier than the funny bone.”
Overheard in the union
“My sister had this ex-boyfriend and he was the cuntiest of all the cunts.”
Overheard in Withington
“I know how to use my words to make someone hate themselves and I really want to do that to her.”
Overheard in Kro
“This comedown is so grim, I feel lower than my chances of getting a 2:1.”
Overheard in Fallowfield
“For some reason this weekend she’s making me go to a bridal and a baby fair.”
Overheard on Oxford Road
“Wish there had been a bomb on north campus, would have been a great improvement.”
Overheard on the bus
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