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Day: 13 October 2015

Violence on the Left: The Great Eggs-aggeration

From a marginalised and relatively unknown back-bencher to the new rockstar of the Left, Jeremy Corbyn’s unprecedented rise to political stardom has undoubtedly ushered in a level of debate, and for some, a feeling of hope, that has been absent in politics for decades.

With The Independent recently reporting that the number of people that have joined the Labour party since the leadership election has reached 183,658, higher than those in the entire Conservative party who clock in at around 150,000, it is beyond doubt that something huge is happening in British politics.

However, it isn’t only growth of the party itself that has been making headlines. With Corbyn’s success, and the rise of an arguably truly egalitarian and representative form of politics, has come an even larger and more promising grassroots movement. This movement not only boasts hundreds of thousands of supporters, including Billy Bragg and Coronation Street’s Hayley Cropper, but one that has been mobilising and gaining momentum continuously since the election result.

It is a movement that promises, as its leader does, to fight for a future of change, equality and an end to Tory avarice. It is a movement that far from being a passing trend, represents the reinvigoration of a previously disillusioned left, tired of Blue Labour and the remnants of a Blairite past. It is a movement that has seen the streets of British cities, including our own, become the marching ground for optimism, hope and a brighter future under the leadership of a man who symbolises an exciting side to politics that many haven’t previously witnessed in their lifetime.

Last Sunday saw the streets of Manchester become the centre stage for such a march against the Conservative Party Conference. With an estimated 80,000 protesters in attendance, it acted as a true representation of the support and solidarity that Corbyn has managed to muster since his rise to prominence.

But, it isn’t such support and optimism that is portrayed throughout our mass media. Likewise it isn’t the 80,000 taking to the streets in order to show solidarity for numerous causes that they believe in. Nor is it the 8,000 in attendance at the Communication Worker’s Union and People’s Post rally the following day. It is instead the actions of a minority that were heavily reported and led these people to be, in the words of the CWU’s Deputy General Secretary Terry Pullinger, “all tarred with the same brush.”

Of course, the actions and behaviour of said minority are in need of reporting. Without such representation, we would arguably be looking at politics through a rose-tinted lens and, after all, spitting at a member of the press is undoubtedly deplorable behaviour. However, what was interestingly lacking from the coverage by news outlets was not just the remaining 70,000-plus families, disabled activists and peaceful protesters in attendance, but also the brutish and terroristic tactics employed by those policing the event.

In regards to the protestor who spat at Huffington Post journalist Owen Bennett, he of course deserved to be punished for such an act of malice, but did he deserve the attention and wrath of over ten police officers that descended on him in such a manner that resulted in his loss of consciousness and subsequent convulsions on the floor? Did he deserve then to be denied paramedic attention by an arresting officer, who proclaimed that it was not his job to call for help? Most would argue that he did not.

Presumably, most would also dispute the use of skewed and fabricated statistics regarding the number of arrests throughout the protest. With a reported four protesters taken into custody, it seemed as though a small number had indeed let down the majority of a generally ‘family friendly’ demonstration. However, as it transpired later, two of those arrests were for unrelated offences committed by members of the public not in attendance of the protest. Yet the same people who would arguably dispute such tactics used to misrepresent those involved would also be unable to do so, as they would be wholly unaware and oblivious to any of it occurring.

Just as most would be unaware of the numerous members of the Greater Manchester Police force choosing to cover their shoulder ID numbers, behaviour that when questioned was met with hostility or a brief shrug and, in one case: “I’ve done it because I wanted to.”

On the other hand, were those same people aware of the young Conservative whose brandishing of a picture of Margaret Thatcher, a woman who’s policies helped destroy numerous communities represented at the protest, was met with an egg to the face? They were indeed, thanks to numerous media outlets choosing to run this as headline news. Again, such violence towards those expressing their political opinions is condemnable behaviour and, to some, has no place in politics, but the over-exaggeration of the issue represents a wider and inherently problematic side to our news and media outlets.

We seem to have allowed the existence of a media machine that is solely interested in perpetuating the ideologies of its shareholders and owners, whilst systematically ignoring the wider issues affecting and, in some cases, killing those looking to them for news and information.

It is this same monopolised media that has yet again overshadowed an important, peaceful and impressively large protest with news of the few who, although not agreed with by the masses, seem to have become the archetypal poster boys for the media’s assault on the left wing of this country’s political sphere.

Crumbs! Yard and Coop certainly know how to keep abreast of the competition

In the Northern Quarter, (the ‘arts hub’ of Manchester), tucked behind rows of artisan coffee shops and jewellers, two friends are making a craft out of something more unexpected: fried chicken.

Situated on Edge Street, just a short hop from the Manchester Craft Centre, is Manchester’s first speciality fried chicken restaurant. Yard and Coop is a quirky yet modern, minimal yet imaginative new restaurant.

Diners can sit in wooden huts, while caged lights illuminate the stripped concrete floor, their rays fluttering down through the copper bars.

Yard and Coop is the kind of place where even the plastic chairs have a story—they were originally used in a church down South; the kind of place where diners eat at tables made by the co-owner’s father.

The menu is simple, offering a host of filled baskets. Salads, wraps, and burgers; all with a choice of deep fried chicken breast, chicken thigh or halloumi. Each comes with options of the spiced honey dip, a bourbon BBQ relish, or Blue Cheese sauce.

We chose a chicken breast with a Moroccan-spiced crumb, accompanied by bourbon BBQ sauce; we also selected the original crumbed chicken thigh in the Bees Knees Sauce. Although perhaps too sweet for some palates, this was a stand-out sauce, uniquely comprising cayenne pepper, honey and lime.

When our buttermilk chicken arrived—resting on a bed of well-seasoned chips—it was so tender that, underneath the deep sienna-brown crumb, it had relaxed into strands of deep fried ambrosia.

Photo: The Mancunion

We were told that the secret to succulent chicken was to take good care of the fillets before crumbing them. Our chicken fillets had been well-pampered indeed. The Cleopatras of the chicken world, they had been given a salt scrub before being left to soak in a buttermilk bath. On emerging, they were plump and juicy and, of course, the perfect pair for a Caesar, whether that be the Yard and Coop salad or a Roman Emperor.

Fried chicken is one thing, but fried chicken with a side of battered, salty jalapeños and a couple of pints of Yard Pilsner and Coop Wheat Beer is another entirely. The jalapeños were just the right side of greasy, and as pungent and sweet as a jalapeño should be. Of their draught beers, the Coop Wheat Beer was the real winner; its fruity, tangy liquid really cut through the richness of the fried chicken.

To finish, we indulged in a warm Bailey’s-flavoured brownie topped with vanilla ice cream. The Bailey’s brownie was standard comfort food. It was perfectly warmed, indeed, it was practically molten. However, it was hard to identify the Bailey’s in the brownie. Luckily with Yard and Coop’s extensive range of beers and cocktails, no guest will be left craving alcohol.

This restaurant has successfully revamped fried chicken to posh nosh level. And if, as students, we have become all-too-familiar with takeout chicken in styrofoam boxes, well, Yard and Coop is here to provide us with an alternative.

The combination of home-brewed beer and gourmet-esque chicken is really not to be missed. And thanks to Yard and Coop’s ‘Big Student C(H)ook Off’ on October 14th, you can enjoy their buttermilk chicken for free.

Yard and Coop
37 Edge St,
Manchester,
M4 1HW

yardandcoop.com

Top 5: Lipstick essentials

‘My-Lips-But-Better’

MAC in ‘Syrup’
Photo: The Mancunion

Every one needs a nude shade in their make up bag—it’s an absolute must have. Whether you’re heading out for a night on the town, or on the hunt for an easy everyday lipstick, nude will be your best friend. The Kardashians have popularised this look in the past few years, but a natural-looking lip is timeless. Personal recommendations include MAC in ‘Brave’, MAC in ‘Syrup’ (pictured), and for a drugstore alternative, Rimmel London in ’48’ from the Kate Nude Collection.

 

Classic Red

Maybelline ‘Siren in Scarlet’
Photo: The Mancunion

You can never go wrong with a strong red lip! It doesn’t matter what time of the year it is, or what your plan is for that day—a bit of red lippy will always put you in a poised and sassy mood. Complete the look with a bold black cat-eye flick and a volumising mascara and watch your confidence levels rise. The top three red lipsticks in my collection include MAC in ‘Ruby Woo’, Maybelline in ‘Siren in Scarlet’ (pictured), and Rimmel London in ‘Kiss of Life.’

 

Blushing Pink

Estée Lauder in ‘Pink Parfait’
Photo: The Mancunion

Definitely more of a summer favourite, pink lipstick tends to be quite seasonal. Regardless, it is an essential for everyone’s collection, and there is quite a variety of different styles to choose from. A matte pink can look flawless—just be conscious of dry, chapped lips! My go-to is MAC in ‘Pink Plaid’. There is also the shimmery pink, adding a bit of sparkle to your everyday make up. I tend to opt for Estée Lauder in ‘Pink Parfait’ (pictured), when I need a bit of a pick me up. Oh, and don’t forget lipgloss!

 

Deep Berry

Collection in ‘Prohibition’
Photo: The Mancunion

Moving onto a slightly more season appropriate shade, a deep berry is an essential for autumn and winter. There are many to choose from, both from the drugstore and high end, but my all-time favourite is one of the cheapest on the market. Coming in at a mere £3.99, Collection in ‘Prohibition’ (pictured) is an absolute dream to apply, gliding over my lips effortlessly. Top tip: Combine with a burgundy nail and a plaid scarf for optimal styling potential.

 

Daring Vamp

MAC ‘Up The Amp’
Photo: The Mancunion

This one is for the more adventurous and fearless lipstick wearers—the vamp purple. Although it probably couldn’t be classed as an everyday shade, you could certainly get your use out of it deep into the winter. I am not usually brave enough to pull off a purple lip, only opting for it when wearing an all black outfit and in need of a burst of colour. The one that will have a permanent home in my lipstick collection is MAC’s ‘Up The Amp’ (pictured)—but Topshop’s lip bullet in the shade ‘Get Me Bodied’ works a charm too.

No pain, no gain

Eyebrows seem to have become an obsession. Whether they are big and beautiful or trim and shapely, getting your eyebrows to look like perfection doesn’t always have to feel like surgery. Here are a few sure fire ways to neaten up those brows and make you feel awesome.

 

1. Threading.

You may have heard some horror stories about threading—but fear not. Threading is a great way to catch all those pesky hairs that tweezers just can’t quite seem to grab. Threading originated in India and a cotton thread is used to pull our multiple hairs for a precise finish. Because threading pulls hair from the root, this treatment should last you a while, and you can pluck the one or two hairs that grow in between. Try Zara’s on Curry Mile. For ladies only and cheap prices, you can be sure to come out knowing your eyebrows are doing you proud.

 

2. Waxing

Waxing is a brilliant way to shape up those brows, sharpish. A layer of wax is used to catch all those pesky hairs, and rips them all out in one go. Although waxing isn’t as precise as threading, it still gets the hair out by the roots ensuring that your eyebrow game will stay strong. The Brazilian Waxing Company offers a great eyebrow wax service and you can get your nails done after!

 

3. Plucking

This can be done DIY style, or from a professional beauty salon. Plucking is a great way to top up an already established eyebrow (via waxing or threading). Using tweezers, individual hairs are gripped and pulled from the roots, a great way to get those pesky spam hairs.

 

Once your eyebrows are beautifully shaped—by any one of these methods—keeping them neat and tidy is a doddle. Invest in an eyebrow comb and you’d be surprised at how much difference it could make, particularly if you use an eyebrow pencil. After you’ve had your treatment, be sure to make sure you keep the area clean and chemical-free for at least four hours. This will give time for the pores to close and prevent you getting any nasty pimples. Finally, never get your eyebrows done if you plan to go somewhere soon after, your choice of hair removal may result in your skin going slightly red and you don’t want to put makeup only to agitate the area. Don’t worry, the pain is all worth it in the end. Trust me.

MCR Student Night Out

On Tuesday 29th of September hordes of students flocked to Manchester city centre to see what bargains were on offer. Students, shopping, and fresh student loans go together hand-in-hand and MCR Student Night Out proved it.

Manchester Arndale and Manchester’s business improvement district collaborated to host MCR Student Night Out, in which over 200 stores were involved. The event went on from 4pm – 9pm, giving students access to a range of exclusive one-night-only offers as well as live music and freebies.

Shops including Topshop, French Connection, Ted Baker and Office all got involved offering students a discount of 20 per cent. The night spanned from the Arndale Centre, to House of Fraser, St. Ann’s Square, Market Street and Exchange Square.

Shopping wasn’t the only activity available with St. Ann’s Square offering an inflatable game zone and House of Fraser having a Cash Cube where students could catch a golden ticket and win a prize.  Manchester’s Travelling light circus performed Fire Spinning and Pyro Trickery. It’s safe to say there was entertainment all around as well as a good night’s shopping!

David Allinson, Centre Director at Manchester Arndale, said, “students are extremely valuable shoppers in the centre and we are proud to offer everything in one location for them to kit themselves out for term time.”

I had the pleasure of experiencing what Manchester has to offer on the Student Night Out. Obviously there is the Arndale which is great for shops. I visited Oasis and Warehouse to see what kind of trends were knocking about. 70s is still massive this season, with flares, suede and tassels everywhere. Dark greens, reds and navy seem to be dominating the winter palette, although Monochrome is still as stylish as ever. If Oasis and Warehouse are anything to go by, I would highly recommend investing in a coat with fur trim, a checked kilt style skirt, and a roll neck top.

Photo: The Mancunion
Warehouse shop floor Photo: The Mancunion
Oasis shop floor

Lush in the Arndale were also offering students a chance to make their own facemasks. Fashion isn’t just about clothes you know; beauty is also a massive part of a fashionista’s life.

I paid a visit to Selfridges where I sampled some of the services they offer. I managed to drop by the new Braid bar kiosk downstairs in Selfridges where I got three cornrow style braids. There are 12 braid styles to choose from; however the girls like a challenge so you can always bring a picture along for inspiration.

Braiding is quick; I went for the “Eva” which only took about five minutes, but most of the braids won’t take more than ten minutes to complete. Choose from feathers, beads or a little brush of colour if you’re getting ready for a night out. If you want a different look but don’t want the permanency of bleach or perms then the Braid Bar is a great alternative!

With braid prices ranging from £15 – £25, the Braid Bar has plenty to offer, including hair glitter, chalks and jewellery. Braiding is the perfect accessory for any outfit and at these prices it is well worth the professionals doing it, instead of your half-drunk housemate trying to French plait your hair at pre-drinks.

Photo: The Mancunion
The Braid Bar

Selfridges also offered Henna tattoos by Pavan. With prices starting at £18 you can get a glitter, coloured, or traditional henna tattoo. Alternatively you can buy a tube of henna for £5, although you will need some practice to get those intricate details offered by the artist’s at the Pavan bar in Selfridges. I went for glitter henna on my hand which I loved! Although was slightly disappointed when it started peeling off later that day. However, it looked amazing; I might try and start a new going-out trend of glitter henna-ing myself from head to toe. I’m not sure if it will catch on though!

Photo: The Mancunion
Pavan Henna Photo: The Mancunion

After Selfridges I visited Harvey Nichols, where the lovely ladies at Bobbi Brown transformed my “barely there” make up to a great smokey eye. This party season smokey eyes are going to be bigger than ever before with a glittery sheen topping your look off with a playful sparkle. Bobbi Brown may not be student-loan friendly, but I would highly recommend their concealer if ever you want to splash out.

After having my hair braided, hand henna-ed, and make-up done I was ready for a night out! Manchester has some great services available, often with student discounts. What a great place to live and breathe fashion and beauty!

Review: La Mélancolie Des Dragons

An exclusive performance of La Mélancolie Des Dragons premiered at HOME last night, giving the audience a multimedia production of music and visual art. Directed by the artistic director of Nanterre-Amandiers Theatre in Paris, Phillippe Quesene, the production seemed to exhibit his stage design background, entrancing the audience with the amusement park design and the intimacy of the cast.

Any show that is able to hold an audience for the first 20 minutes through visuals and background music alone is a marvel, and this opening reveals an intricately choreographed cast. They work together seamlessly, never really leaving the stage but blending into the set as required.

It’s a production that seems to challenge many of our stereotypes, questioning the world around the characters as time no longer matters. It is Isabelle who fixes the car, or at least requests the new part. It is also Isabelle who is the first to break the silence of the production. She appears to have a quality to her the boys surrounding her are immune to, a gift to break the quiet stage and subsequently bring the show the life.

Yet the character of Isabelle brought many questions to the front of my mind. I couldn’t work out her relationship within the group, she certainly appears maternal in her care and interest in what the boys say. Especially with the eager quality each character has to please and present a new aspect of the amusement park to her. Likewise, Isabelle is the only character to have a name; at least a name so many times repeated it’s impossible for the audience not to identify her.

As the only female, Isabelle holds the stage and appears the pivotal character to the production. I felt she linked the audience to the show itself, being shown the various elements of the amusement park, so that we too, could view everything for the first time.

The amusement park holds many interesting qualities; it’s repetitive and simple, over explained and exaggerated—yet surprisingly funny at times. It holds a darker humour to itself, a realisation of the over simplified elements. The unique quality the amusement park brings has to be the physical theatre—each element takes over the stage, spilling into the audience, whether this be smoke or bubbles, or the overriding sense of pleasing and showing the audience what it has to offer.

But, for me at least, this seemed quite repetitive to the extent where I almost wished Isabelle would say “no” at least once. Each attraction had multiple options, whether this be the font, shape, size and colour of the projectors text or the library holding picture books, children books, fiction books and 3D books. Everything was explained in such detail, I was able to predict the next line.

Des Dragons may not have been at all what I expected, but it includes some clever dark humour, which the audience chuckled to throughout the show. The use of physical theatre and set design was vital and an impressive addition to the production, allowing much movement and interpretation.

La Mélancolie Des Dragons ran at HOME until Saturday 3rd October.

A year of change for the LGBT community

For LGBT communities across the world, 2015 has undoubtedly been a hugely significant year. With both Ireland and the United States finally making the long-awaited decision to legalise same-sex marriage early in summer, these past few months have been flavoured with a wonderful sense of acceptance and equality.

From international media coverage, to personal blogs, to a new Facebook feature of adding a rainbow background to your profile picture, people have taken the opportunity to rejoice in this remarkable step forward, and to encourage others to do so with them. Noticeably, one of the greatest tools in helping to spread the message of LGBT equality—especially amongst the younger generation—has been the immense community surrounding video-sharing giant, YouTube.

The sane amongst us know that diversity is a magnificent thing. If everyone was the same in terms of looks, beliefs, and sexuality, surely the world would be a thoroughly boring place? We are learning to celebrate the differences among us, and platforms such as YouTube play a large hand in giving individuals a place to express themselves.

As well as catering to the Average Joe, the California-based corporation has managed to produce a somewhat new-fangled form of celebrity: A handful of content sharers have managed to accumulate followers numbering into the millions, and thus found themselves thrust into the spotlight. Refreshingly, some of these up-and-coming celebrities have used their fame to share their personal stories with an aim towards helping viewers in similar situations, who may have previously felt alone.

In June, this year, beauty and fashion vlogger Ingrid Nilsen posted a video to her 3 million-plus followers revealing that she had chosen to publicly come out as a lesbian. The twenty-minute clip, entitled ‘Something I Want You To Know (Coming Out)’, shows an honest and emotional Ingrid explain to her fans that her sexuality had been a fact she had struggled to come to terms with for years, but was now something she felt comfortable sharing.

Nilsen’s video (which has amassed over 12 million views to date) was met with a whirlwind of applause from members of the LGBT community and heterosexuals alike, with many praising the 26-year-old for her encouragement of others to accept their own identity and be proud of it: “Being a lesbian is part of who I am.”

In recent weeks, it has been revealed that Ingrid has begun a relationship with fellow internet sensation, Hannah Hart (of My Drunk Kitchen fame), and fans of both are overjoyed. To see such a positive response to two high-profile lesbian women openly expressing their identity as a couple is heart-warming; a jubilant contrast to the ignorance of previous decades.

Ours is a generation of change. Now is a time to celebrate and forget the social constraints of the past. It is becoming an increasingly accepted understanding that prejudice towards people of a different sexuality is unfounded and pointless. There is no right and wrong when it comes to love—how can there be? To believe so is to defeat the very meaning of the word.

The right to personal identity is flourishing, and more and more people are being encouraged to accept themselves for who they are. As students in the city of Manchester, we are beyond lucky to have places like Canal Street and events like Manchester Pride that allow our LGBT community to share their happiness and confidence in their own identities. We are a city and, of course, a university that does not judge, as judgement is for the narrow-minded (and who wants to be friends with those kind of people anyway?)

University is a place of personal growth that opens doors to a freedom of identity that might not have seemed previously possible in a school or college environment—here you’re free to carve your own pathway, regardless of your ‘differences’. In speaking of her gratitude towards the university’s accepting nature, third year student Amy professed that: “University has given me a confidence I never knew I could have—not only academically, but sexually.

“I always felt ‘different’ and I never had the courage to be the person that, deep inside, I knew I was. Now I do: I’m a lesbian.” Maybe we should all take a leaf out of Amy’s book: These are your university days, it’s the time to be free in who you are and express your identity regardless of whether you’re gay, straight, bisexual—or anything else! You’re you. You’re loved.

In the words of Ingrid Nilsen, “We all deserve our best chance.”

PDA: A hot topic

PDA. It’s a bit like marmite really—you either love it or hate it. Although many of us (being quintessentially British) are left disgusted at the sight of others locking lips, there are a select few who can coo at the cuteness of a couple sharing a moment.

But when and where is PDA really acceptable? In some countries, an act as simple as a quick kiss could result in imprisonment. In numerous Middle Eastern countries, kissing is considered a public indecency, punishable by jail time. A young British couple were sentenced to “a month in prison with subsequent deportation” in 2010 following mere reports of them having kissed in a restaurant.

To us, the Middle East’s laws on public affection may seem a little farfetched, especially since even our twee society permits couples to demonstrate their love in subtle ways, such as hand-holding and hugging in public. Latin culture, on the other hand, celebrates passion in such a way that would make most Britons blush. You only have to enter a bar in Madrid to see that “embarrassment” or “shyness” are words that are seldom used.

“Who” is also a pretty important factor: Different people, different rules. In the presence of mutual friends, you can push out the boat a little; just make sure that you’re not making anybody feel left out. Rubbing your relationship in the face of a recently single friend is never a wise idea and will most likely result in some hostile feelings towards you and your lover. Acquaintances, on the other hand, are a big no no. Girls, especially, are often guilty of PDA when their other half is talking to an unknown female. Sure, it’s a quickfire way to fight off any competition, but it can often just result in some poor girl who was innocently trying to make friends at a party feel deeply uncomfortable.

At the end of the day, there are certain things that should remain confined to the bedroom; a couple expressing their mutual comfort and desire in public shouldn’t be shamed but rather celebrated. It’s a free country, after all. Just don’t be too surprised when an 80-year-old grandmother scowls at you both as if you’ve just been caught shoplifting.

Sharing is caring

With many second years now moving into their own houses, many feckless students are finding themselves faced with actually having to deal with the adult tasks that come with renting your own house for the first time. Holes in the oven, dodgy smoke alarms, and a surprisingly common problem of mattresses covered in shit, lead to many students curled up on their doorstep, locked out because the landlord gave them the key to the garage, not the front door.

While these kinds of harrowing tales will keep you going at a good few awkward pre-drinks, you might want to consider ways in which you can make things easier for yourself in the coming year, and not upset your housemates.

If you haven’t already, make sure that you and your housemates are very clear how you are sorting out all of your bills. A lot of houses that are rented through agents offer ‘bills included’, and since you will have signed the contract before summer, you should have been aware of this before you moved into the house. If you’re not ‘bills included’, decide on how you will be splitting the bills between you.

Another thing you will have to consider on top of this is wi-fi. With the majority of us students now treating a constant internet connection as a basic human right, chances are that you were in such a rush to set up the wi-fi box that you forgot that you’d actually have to be paying for it monthly.

Whether you’ve done the sensible thing of setting up a joint direct debit account between all of you or you’ve assigned one person to be the debt collector, make sure it’s clear early on in your tenancy. Matters can quickly descend into uncomfortably passive aggressive Facebook messages, and for the sake of £5.75 a month it’s really not worth falling out with your housemates.

Another thing to clarify early on is how generous you’re willing to be with your kitchen utensils. This is quite an important one, as people quite often fall strongly into two different mindsets. To some, sharing a house brings shared meals and shared cutlery. Of course, this also brings prematurely empty cereal packets and the possibility of broken favorite mugs.

For these reasons, others decide that they want to keep both their food, crockery and cutlery separate from their housemates. Both have pros and cons; just make sure everyone is clear on what they are doing. Also, decide on some kind of bin rota to avoid the inevitable argument when you’re faced with rotting carcasses in the corner of the kitchen.

Finally, it might be worth gaining an awareness of who needs to leave the house first every morning in order to keep arguments over who’s in the shower to a minimum, and don’t steal toiletries that aren’t yours!

Your time at uni is fleeting, and while it may seem crucial to establish who’s been wiping themselves with the cardboard tube to avoid buying more toilet paper, ultimately you’re better off being reasonable, picking your battles, and concentrating on more important things.

Move it

With the mania of gym and fitness sweeping the nation, it is no surprise that many of you will be signing up for those sweaty hours on the treadmill this autumn. However there are alternatives for those of us who dread the thought of another aerobics class, the claustrophobic environment of a gym, or who just simply can’t be bothered.

The university’s huge range of sports societies offer something for everyone and are a great way to get in shape and socialise at the same time. Alternatively, outdoor activities can be a fun and free way to get fit fast. Running is more popular than ever, and for those of us who don’t want to run alone there are fantastic running clubs which cater for all levels of fitness and provide a safe and social way to hit the streets. Run Wild, the university’s very own running society, caters for all abilities: whether you’ve never done more than a fast stroll or you’re an experienced runner looking for a way to integrate your passion into your social life!

For those of you who move at a slower pace, walking and hiking can be great ways to get moving and enjoy the fantastic countryside around Manchester.  Some of the best walking routes in the country are within easy reach, with Saddleworth, the Lake District, Peak District, Wales and Cheshire nearby, all full of breathtaking scenery–—and great country pubs to enjoy after! A well-deserved pint and roast at award-winning pubs such as The White Hart in Lydgate, and The Cross Keys in Uppermill, can make a long country walk worthwhile.

If all that still seems like too much effort, incorporating a bit of exercise into your daily routine isn’t too much of a challenge. Simple changes such as taking the stairs instead of the lift, or walking instead of taking the bus can burn a few extra calories. This advice will be especially beneficial for those students who are often tempted to take the bus from University Place to the Students’ Union!

Believe it or not, a little romance can go a long way in kick starting your health: even the sight of someone we are attracted to can get the heart beating faster. What’s more, kissing can more than double your metabolic rate! Whilst most of us don’t need any more encouragement, the increased calorie burn is yet another reason to get intimate. Sex is said to burn up to 300 calories per hour, and any activity between the sheets is going to get the heart rate up; after all, you’re going to need to burn off those chocolate-dipped strawberries somehow!

However, the best of the fat-busting late night activities has to be dancing. There are styles, beats and venues to suit everyone. Concerts at the Academy, ballroom dancing with the University’s own Dance Society, and Manchester’s amazingly diverse club scene leave you with no excuse not to dance the night away!

Censorship is the enemy of change

It is without doubt, as we are constantly told, that we now live in the ‘information age’. With a click of a button, or the swipe of a finger, we can now access, share and follow more stories, content and information from across the world than previous generations could have ever imagined.

However, as the age-old maxim goes, with great power comes great responsibility. And as we continue in our race to becoming an all-knowing, all-seeing population, we have also become a part of an extremely divisive and important debate: Should the information and media we consume so readily be censored and vetted when it comes to violent and graphic content?

As is often the case, this debate is rarely black and white. Of course, certain forms of censorship are ostensibly necessary. For example, the use of a television watershed and various forms of film classification boards are in place to avoid unsuitable content being easily accessed by children. However, when it comes to the news outlets and mass media targeted at mature audiences, is such policy really suitable?

We now live in what seems to be an increasingly violent world. Perpetual and impossible conflicts rage everywhere from the Middle East to the streets of our own country, as well as those in the US. The Guardian’s organisation, The Counted, is a relatively new project dedicated to officially counting the number of people killed by police in the United States. It has recently reported 872 victims of police killings, while thousands of miles away children and innocent people are continually being bombed out of existence in the name of foreign policy.

And yet, although we are aware of what is occurring, are we ever truly shown the extent of such events? Are we ever truly aware of, and empathetic to, the effects that they have on those involved? As a British citizen born and raised in a time of relative stability, I would argue that I am far from either truly aware of their struggles, or empathetic to them—and censorship is to blame.

In August of this year, two journalists working for local US news organisation WDBJ were shot and killed on camera whilst reporting and filming a segment on the anniversary of the building of a local man-made lake. Not only were the deaths caught on the footage filmed by the news crew themselves but also were also filmed by the attacker on his smartphone.

As news of this attack broke, both domestic and international broadcasters rushed to report on it—many using the footage obtained from the news crew in their coverage. However, rather than recognising this as further evidence against the US’s failure of gun control policy—a policy that allowed a man with a diverse history of mental illness to legally obtain a concealable firearm, many viewers instead took to social media to attack the use of the footage. Consequently, many organisations withdrew the footage, along with that taken by the gunman himself, from their reports on the attacks, again leaving it to the presenters to verbally recount a less offensive and ‘more suitable’ account of the events.

With stories such as these, it is often difficult to justify the use of such footage. After all, it is undeniably heartbreaking for the families of these victims to have to relive that tragic day through their television sets and smartphones. Yet, is it not more of higher importance to give the public a first-hand account of how their government’s policies are directly leading to the deaths of innocent people?

Perhaps closer to home is the current humanitarian crisis occurring across Europe with the mass migration of hundreds of thousands of mainly Syrian asylum seekers. Again, although the majority of us are aware of what is occurring, we’re not truly aware of the gravity of the situation. Similar to the footage of the WDBJ shootings, many major media outlets were condemned for publishing a particularly upsetting photo of drowned infant refugee Aylan Kurdi. However, despite some claiming the use of the image was “crass” and “narcissistic,” we could surely use this as evidence in favour of an uncensored media. With the powerful realisation of the true plight of those seeking refuge, many took to both the internet and the streets to show support and solidarity.

It is such images that allow us to understand the true nature of the world in which we live. It is such graphic content that can enable mass protest and movements against atrocities such as those seen during the US invasion of Vietnam, famously sparked by the distressing work of wartime photographers such as Nick Ut.

Graphic content may be harrowing and it may be hard to swallow, but without it we would not only be unaware of the reality of the world we live in but we would be swallowing a far more dangerous and damaging lie too. We can’t hide the truth in order to cling to the idea that our world is not in need of change.