“Do you remember when that guy came round with a samurai sword?”
–Overheard in Fallowfield
“It’s so hard not to get paralytic in Manchester”
–Overheard on a Magic Bus
“All the French do is fucking protest”
–Overheard in the Library
“I personally find menstrual blood foul. It’s just a different texture isn’t it? I mean, it’s got bits in”
–Overheard in Withington
“Apparently he’s bi, but I’m not buying it”
–Overheard in Didsbury
“A guy on the floor above me came down and did a shit in our kettle. No honestly, an actual shit”
–Overheard in Big Hands
“You chat so much shit but you have a pretty face so it’s fine”
–Overheard in Fallowfield
“I’m going to start ordering sex like fast food. Would you like a medium or an extra large?”
–Overheard in the Students’ Union
