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Day: 17 February 2016

My postmodern friend

You’re always there but never quite here.
Letters flow through your veins
as you breath rhetoric;
your heart an amalgam of emojis

I sit… waiting… watching…
… anticipating the response…
My solitude satiated with interaction,
I’m no longer sure if I am ever alone.

And I wonder…
what makes you different from the other skeletons of syntax
what separates you from the screen at which I stare
in a parallel reality, what significance can conversation ever bear

Perhaps all either of us desire is words to fill the silence.

Can Cameron truly scale the wall of prison reform?

With close to 85,000 people currently incarcerated in the UK and a further 85,641 awaiting deportation in Immigration Removal Centres across the country, Cameron’s recent proposals to reform the prison system may come as a welcome, if surprising, relief from a so far brutal and relentless governance over our institutions.

However, with the current crisis of overcrowding, numerous reports of abuse and misconduct by correctional staff as well as a vast over-representation of minorities within the system, are Cameron’s proposals really enough to save us from the Dickensian—indeed American—system we seem so inevitably destined to revert to?

In his address to London-based think tank Policy Exchange, the Prime Minister outlined a number of plans intending to do just that. Perhaps as a surprise to many—given our current government’s already large number of austerity measures—one of the proposals was of a promise to protect the budget dedicated to the creation of various educational programs designed to aid in the rehabilitation of those serving sentences.

Such a budget is ostensibly necessary. As Cameron himself notes, “we need prisons”, and indeed we need the aspects of such prisons that allow for offenders to use their time productively in the hopes of leading a normal life after being released. However, with cuts to the budget already reaching £900 million in the past 5 years, is such a promise of protection going to be enough?

According to inmate charity The Clink—an organisation dedicated to offering various forms of training, support and eventual employment to offenders during and after their time in prison—the short answer is no. With the charity reporting a rate of repeat offences amongst those who do not have access to training at 45.2 per cent—along with the need for non-governmental involvement in such training—it becomes evident that there is nowhere near a sufficient amount being spent on rehabilitation. Protection of this already poor budget is going to do little to improve such statistics.

Beyond the budgetary concerns of prison programmes, what Cameron and his appointed “man for the job” Michael Gove are undeniably overlooking is the fact that the cycle of offending and reoffending do not start within the prison walls themselves. Never a fan of true social reform, Cameron has again ignored the underlying reasons behind this problem—focusing solely on reforming the prison system. This is a needed reform yes, but also an undeniably small drop in the ocean that is our country’s criminality.

With, for example, The Guardian reporting that cuts to benefits and tax credits will have adversely affected over 330,000 children in the UK throughout last year, we have to wonder whether reforms to the prison system are even worth considering. This perpetuation of poverty and low social mobility that has led many to commit certain criminal offences, is so often overlooked and maybe even encouraged by governmental budgetary changes.

Of course, this isn’t the case for all offenders. Again, echoing Cameron’s address, it’s indisputable that the likes of murderers, rapists and child abusers deserve the punishment that serving time in prison brings, and I am fully aware of the indispensable role prisons play in punishing those types of crimes. However, with the second largest offence represented in our prison system being related to the use and supply of drugs, we must surely consider the underlying societal issues that create an atmosphere in which many see the only option as crime.

Nevertheless, we must also not forget that it is a Conservative government proposing such reforms. Perhaps with this in mind, it is too much to ask to take preventative measures; after all, why prevent a problem where—once existent—a select few can financially benefit? Amidst an already rampant, yet unnervingly quiet, privatisation of our prison system, another one of Cameron’s plans involve the handing over of more budgetary power to governors and managerial staff. With a sharp increase in misconduct since the employment of companies such as G4S, we must again wonder how such de-centralisation is really beneficial, and what these reforms truly aim to achieve.

Prisons are undoubtedly essential, it is their role to punish those who have deviated from what society deems acceptable. What is also essential, however, is a system that works. Currently, we cannot deny that such a system does not exist within the UK. Reoffending statistics prove this, as do the multiple and ever-increasing number of suicides committed in the confines of our 150 institutions. Reform is needed, and it is needed before we create an insurmountable crisis of incarceration similar to that seen in the US.

Such reform unfortunately does not come in the form of Cameron’s suggestions. Yes, a protection of the budget seems to only be a positive thing. However, if this budget is already failing in its abilities to deliver what it is intended, then what is there to protect?

This is a system that cannot be fixed with mere financial promises and further privatisation, it is a system that needs to be fixed through the reduction of the factors that lead people to be a part of it. Until Cameron can deliver truly progressive changes outside of the tall walls of the UK’s prisons, we will see little change to what occurs within them.

Traitors in our midst

Not since the Ministry of Lord North in 1770-82 and the Whigs traitorous support for rebellious American colonists has Her Majesty’s most loyal opposition been such a nest of treasonous vipers. As I look down the Labour front bench, one can’t help but despair at the complete lack of patriotism that now characterises Corbyn’s Labour party.

The party has become a shadow of its former self. In my grandfather’s day it was a great political party with great aspirations. It represented many people from all walks of life. They filled its ranks with a message of social justice and love for their country. This was everything Labour used to be.

We will begin with Comrade Corbyn’s closest confidant and right-hand man, John McDonnell. McDonnell was once a backbench loony of the Labour party—now he’s Shadow Chancellor. This is a man who, along with many others in the Labour front bench, feel that it is now appropriate to quote Mao Zedong in Parliament; Mao being the man who had killed tens of millions of his countrymen and was up there with the likes of Stalin and Hitler in terms of cruelty. How long will it be until he pulls out a copy of Mein Kampf and justifies it by saying “Hitler’s road building policies did wonders for German unemployment and infrastructure”? Not to mention he would royally screw up our economy. But economics can be dealt with at another time.

As we work our way down the green benches, we come across another dubious individual—Emily Thornberry. This is a woman who is now the Shadow Secretary of State for Defence, yet she doesn’t believe this country is worth defending. She is opposed to the renewal of trident, voted against bombing the Islamic State and accepted tens of thousands pounds of donations from a law firm who have hounded veterans of the Iraq War over spurious legal claims; one claimant had tried to sue a British soldier because he was taken prisoner instead of being shot.

Thornberry continues to accept donations and lied about the military service in an attempt to bolster her appalling credentials. And yes, this is the same Emily Thornberry who mocked a house because it was flying the English flag on a white van parked in their driveway—a testament to the snobbery of the London-centric Labour party.

I will now place my sights squarely in the direction of the generalissimo himself. Yes, that’s right, Jeremy-I-love-manhole-covers-Corbyn. A man who shows just how much he dislikes Britain more and more with each passing day. He has said that there is “parity” between the British army and the IRA—an Irish terrorist organisation that bombed and killed thousands of innocent people. He has shown support for other terrorists like Hamas and Hezbollah by calling them “our friends”. Hezbollah are currently helping to prop up Bashar al-Assad in Syria.

Then of course there is his absolute and unequivocal betrayal of the people of the Falkland Islanders; British citizens who voted overwhelmingly to remain British. Yet Corbyn has said that he wants to find an “accommodation” with Argentina over the Falklands. He believes, that no matter what the Falkland Island’s wishes are, a deal should be struck. Let us not forget how the Islanders suffered the last time Argentina imposed its sovereignty on British citizens. We struck a deal when we accepted the Argentine surrender in 1982.

He is of course opposed to trident and apparently any sort of defence of the realm. He famously said: “Wouldn’t it be wonderful if every politician around the world, instead of taking pride in the size of their armed forces, did what the people of Costa Rica have done and abolished the army”. In essence, he doesn’t want us to defend ourselves or our allies whatever the cost is, to Britain. I doubt he would even object if a Russian T-90 were to roll into Warsaw.

Now we come to the greatest example of his traitorous nature, his republicanism. In 1991 he seconded the Commonwealth of Britain bill brought in by Tony Benn that would have seen the monarchy removed, and Northern Ireland ceded to the Republic of Ireland; looking to override the wishes of the people of Ulster and make his IRA friends happy. It was thankfully defeated because mercifully, he is in the tiny minority. Her Majesty is the nation. She embodies it. She represents it. She defines it. She reigns over it. To be against the Queen is to be against Britain and all its wonderful traditions. It’s something I’m sure Comrade Corbyn is quite at home with.

Now I could go ahead and criticise Dianne Abbot about her racism or her outrageous claims like “Mao did a lot of good for China”, pr the Venezuela-loving Richard Burgon—maybe even Ken Livingstone; who is heading up Labour’s defence review and yet is opposed to the Trident and NATO. He has also hurled insults at a colleague in reference to the gentleman’s struggle with mental illness. Nothing is too low for these people. But of course I have a word limit so I must press on.

This behaviour is not characteristic of all Labour members. The likes of Dan Jarvis, Chuka Umunna, Liz Kendal, and many others, are most certainly on the side of Britain. Yet, one fears that they are going to become increasingly marginalised by Corbyn’s “new politics”.

But fear not comrades, the end is very far from nigh. Thankfully, the British people understand that there is now an enemy within. The latest polling on the top teams of Labour and the Conservatives shows just 16 per cent side with Corbyn’s front bench while 43 per cent put their trust in Conservative party leadership. The future is bright my friends. The land of hope is Tory.

Zika virus: What is it and will it affect me?

The University of Manchester has recently published advice for students—particularly to those who are planning to travel in the near future.

The Zika virus is a mosquito-borne disease that has been around since the 1950’s. It is known to cause mild symptoms such as headaches, conjunctivitis, and an unsightly (but usually self-clearing) rash. This month there has been a notable increase in publicity about Zika, as some researchers have now claimed that the virus may be responsible for the growing numbers of newborns diagnosed with microcephaly; a neurological defect that results in an under-developed brain.

The virus is primarily affecting South America with over 4,000 cases of microcephaly reported in Brazil since October 2015.

Earlier this month, it was announced that the Zika virus was present in two patients from Dublin who had previously travelled to the infected area.

On the 8th February 2016, a case in New Zealand was reported. The World Health Organization (WHO) has now declared Zika virus a public health emergency, meaning that research is now being fast-tracked in order combat infection.

The neurological defect, microcephaly, is thought to be a symptom of the Zika virus in newborns. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

However, it must be noted that the reported links between Zika and cases of microcephaly are under much scrutiny by the scientific community, meaning that WHO could retract their announcement if there is no causal relationship found between the two.

There is much debate questioning why Zika has been categorised similarly to Ebola—with many arguing that WHO have published this declaration following previous criticism for taking too long in announcing that Ebola was a global health crisis.

The University of Manchester has issued a notice to students advising them to check the status of the disease in particular areas before planning to travel. The university has also invited students who have recently travelled to Central or South America to express their concerns to their Occupational Health Service.

It can therefore be deducted that for now, pregnant women—particularly those in Latin America or those that have recently travelled to the area—are at the highest risk. For others, the seriousness of the virus is still thought to be mild.

Second year medicine student Lizzie Rawlins has commented on Zika and health crises in general: “I think it’s good to stay informed about emerging health issues, Zika hasn’t been as publicised as Ebola, but that doesn’t mean we should play it down. I think it’s good the WHO has stated that it’s an emergency. It may not be affecting us currently as students in the UK, but with major research now taking place it means that there will be more preventative measures in place for the future.”

Second year Microbiologist Paolo Arru has also commented: “I think it’s important to note that Zika is currently only problematic for pregnant women. I think there should be more emphasis on diseases such as HIV because it’s problematic on a larger scale and clearly has a larger impact on public health worldwide.”

Healthy fruity cake

If, like me, your New Year’s resolutions fell flat by day six, you might be thinking about giving the whole “new year new me” commotion another go this February. After all, with the exam stress, cold wintery mornings, and your brain still feeling just a little fuzzy from the New Year, January is clearly not the time of the year give up the things that make you smile.

Now in all reality, February is hardly a warmer month—or a less depressing one, and whilst I’m hardly going to be giving up wine for green juice, I might just be able to indulge a little in this fruit cake.

Vegan, sugar free, and oil free—it sounds like enough to send you running back into late 2015, when a girl could eat a cake during the festive season without checking to see if was part of the elimination diet. But believe it or not, this cake is actually really good, especially when served with lashings of butter and cream—because the ‘new you’ can wait until March.

Ingredients
125g dates
100g prunes
150g raisins
100g sultanas
100g currants
50g blueberries or cranberries
25g ground almonds
175g wholewheat spelt flour
3 teaspoons of baking powder
1 tablespoon cocoa powder
1 teaspoon of mixed spice
A grated rind and the juice of half an orange.
3 tablespoons of water

Instructions
Heat the oven at 160°C.

Grease the sides of a 2lb loaf tin, and line the bottom of the tin with greased parchment paper.

Cut a piece of foil large enough to fold over the top of the tin.

Put the prunes and dates in a small saucepan with 300ml of water and simmer with saucepan lid on for 10 minutes. Leave to completely soften whilst you measure out and mix together your dried fruits.

Sift the flour, cocoa powder and baking powder.

Mix in the dried fruits and ground almonds.

Pour the prune and dates and their liquid with the juice, orange rind and the 3 tablespoons of water into a blender and blend to a puree.

Make a well in your dry ingredients and pour in the wet ones, then fold everything together thoroughly so that it is moist. Place into the loaf tin and level the top.

Cover the loaf tin with the foil and place into the oven for one hour.

After cooking, leave the loaf tin to cool down. Then run a knife around the sides, and turn out onto a wire rack to cool completely.

Photo: The Mancunion

Review: Goosebumps

Like a lot of people reading this review, I grew up with R. L. Stine’s incredible Goosebumps book series and the ever so creepy 1995 TV series. So I was very excited at the prospect of a Goosebumps feature film, despite being a twenty-year-old university student.

Anticipation aside, I was very curious and slightly worried as to how Rob Letterman would deal with the task—Stine wrote 62 books for his original Goosebumps series. Would the film focus on just one? Would it deal with the books and their respective monsters chronologically? Would it be a pseudo-Goosebumps original story? The latter of these options was probably the most applicable, with Darren Lemke writing an original screenplay—though as it is pleasingly in-keeping with the spirit of the Stine’s original books, it would be unfair to deem it “pseudo-Goosebumps”. It follows the story of Zach (Dylan Minette) who, having just moved to Madison, Delaware, develops a fascination with his new neighbour, Hannah (Odeya Rush) and her father (Jack Black)—who is later revealed to be R.L. Stine himself. The group are in for a scare as it is the monsters from his novels that become real and terrorise the neighbourhood—and this inclusion allowed the film to reference a great number of Stine’s books, something which lifelong fans will delight in. Lemke’s screenplay delivers a number of genuinely funny jokes (the Stephen King jibes are top!), plot twists that capture the true essence of Goosebumps, and some terrifyingly creepy moments. There was a slight tendency for repetition as the protagonists ran from, fought off and defeated the various monsters—though this was not too much of an issue. Fans will recognise the grotesque Slappy, a possessed Ventriloquist’s doll as the main and instigating antagonist in this film—whilst this is not the most terrifying incarnation, he still makes a satisfying villain.

There was an initial worry that Jack Black had been miscast as the sinister neighbour. My mother and I kept giggling when he was on screen at the start, doing this weird, glare-y thing. Though we have both have viewed a number of his comedy films and are fans of Tenacious D, a younger target audience will not be as familiar with his work and reputation. Additionally, as the film progresses and his character developed, he seemed more and more fitting for the role. Black makes a very loveable Stine. The younger actors put on a fine performance too, especially considering their characters are largely formulaic stereotypes. Goosebumps is a fine film, and there is not an awful lot to complain about—younger audiences will probably enjoy this film a lot more than adults even though there is enough interesting content, clever plot twists and nostalgia to entertain any age group.

There is, for me, only one major issue with Goosebumps in that all the female characters were written rather weakly. Hannah, our main female protagonist, had the potential to be strong, interesting, quirky and independent. However, a very thinly veiled romance sub-plot between her and Zach pretty much reduced her purpose to a cute little love interest for the male hero of the film. Those familiar with the books will recognise that Stine wrote both strong male and female leads win his books—something the TV series was also very faithful to. The film was actually impressive, but it was rather disappointing to realise that Hannah was nothing more than a “manic pixie tween girl”. But it is even more of a problematic revelation when inspecting the other female characters: Zach’s mother (Amy Ryan), who receives very little screen time; pitifully desperate Aunt Lorraine (Jillian Bell) and coveted high school girl, Taylor (Halston Sage), whose biggest scene was when she got saved by dorky Champ (Ryan Lee). Not only does this mean the film lost a crucial element that made the books and TV series so special, but it impacted one’s opinion as a whole.

Overall, however, Goosebumps is an enjoyable film. Somewhat formulaic, and definitely not as scary as Stine’s books, but it is a fun adventure that I would recommend.

3/5

Champagne and Wholegrain

If you’re like me, which I suppose most people are in this aspect of life, you hate the mornings. You really struggle to convince your brain that there is any reason worthwhile enough to remove yourself from the warm bliss of the duvet cave. A lecture? No. A meeting? Nope. An exam? Definitely not.

In the sleep-addled mind of the newly woken, it is near impossible to evaluate the importance of any oncoming activity.

Trying to comprehend a mobile version of yourself, outside of the house and fully involved in some kind of task seems absurd and ever-distant. But the thought of food, food that doesn’t take long to prepare, food that is tasty and exciting—that promise of instant gratification is the best way to get out of bed. Thus why I value the importance of having a delicious breakfast.

 

Photo credit: The Mancunion

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Perfect porridge base:

Oats

Water

Milk

For one serving, I put about 3/4 heaped tablespoons of porridge oats into a saucepan and cover with water about 2cm over where the porridge lies. I don’t have a specific measurement for the liquid because I do it by eye every time and it depends on personal preference. I like mine creamy but I almost treat the porridge like a risotto, letting the oats absorb and adding more liquid as I go along.

It’s normal to do everything slowly in the morning, which is why this porridge takes around 15-30 minutes to make. It is also possible to make it faster simply by adding less liquid and keeping the heat on high with a watchful eye. But I like to take my time and ensure the texture is really soft and as one mouth perfectly requested: ‘tasting as little like oats as possible’.

First, bring the mixture to the boil and add water or milk as necessary. I use mostly water and find that the texture is still perfectly creamy, despite what others might insist on. Once boiled, turn the heat right down and let the porridge cook, almost reducing it. If you’re having a shower or getting dressed, it’s a good idea to leave the lid on while you go and complete some of these tasks. It’s ready to eat as soon as the liquid is absorbed, but if you have the time, it’s preferable to heat the porridge on low for around 15 minutes, frequently adding more liquid to maintain the consistency. I tend to use about half and half water and (almond/rice/coconut/vegan) milk.

The part worth getting up for: The add-ins:

Banana Peanut Cookie Dough

Mash half a banana into the oats halfway through cooking and let melt into a creamy pan of goodness. Add 1/2 tsp cinnamon, vanilla extract and a tbsp of peanut butter. Mix, and top with the remaining sliced banana. Add coconut cream, walnuts and maple syrup if you’re feeling especially decadent. Perhaps a ‘birthday porridge’.

Chocolate Fudge Brownie

Mix in a tbsp of cocoa powder to your dry ingredients, i.e oats. Again with the mashed ‘n’ melted banana. Top with Kahlua or eat alongside a Black Russian. Just jokes, but it’s good with almond butter and a coffee.

Fresh and Fruity

Add plain porridge to the bowl and top with an amalgamation of goodies. Think fresh fruit, strawberries, blueberries, orange segments. Add protein by drizzling on some tahini and raw blanched peanuts.

All of these breakfasts are well-balanced, wholefood and vegan-friendly meals that will help to get your day going. See the difference in how you begin to even look forward to getting up, and how you can actually concentrate in lectures! Breakfast is the meal of Kings.

Lotus Vegetarian Kitchen

When you peer into the window of Lotus Vegetarian Kitchen you might not be compelled to enter; its décor seems somewhat lacklustre, with its pale yellow walls and non-atmospheric bright lights. But do not be fooled by looks, otherwise more fool you! For inside its four walls lies that that all Mancunian vegetarians and vegans seek: genuinely delicious food that doesn’t need meat to make you feel alive.

We opted for a starter of Grilled Veggie Dumplings, which were frankly the most delicious dumplings to ever meet Gina’s tongue. A decision that won’t be regretted, we were served with four parcels of veg heaven. Despite being fried, a departure from the normal choice of the steamed variant, the thick crisp exterior and crunchy texture was perfection (sorry steamy, you’ve definitely been replaced, no longer filling the dumpling void in Gina’s heart). One bite into these babies and the folded blankets reveal an array of fresh veg that spring out to say hello, bursting with full flavours that will delight the senses. The slightly tangy vinegar dip adds to this eclectic tongue-party of tastes and textures, resulting in a dish to be savoured.

Alongside the dumplings was a dish we’d never come across before, Spicy Tofu with Caramel. Recommended as the Chef’s special, this starter was different enough to make us think we’d temporarily been transported to China. The chewy cubes of tofu were bathed in a salty-sweet caramel sauce that made it almost a pudding, but not quite. The verdict is out on this one; we felt it perhaps missed the mark in taste, but then again this is coming from two ladies whose palettes are not accustomed to the wonders of genuine Chinese cuisine.

The (very healthy) main of Fresh Ginger with Broccoli was served up in plentiful supply, on a plate that appeared to be a microcosm of the South American rainforest. Despite a good hefty portion of miniature trees, this dish was never going to be the most stimulating. However, what the broc lost in excitement, it definitely gained in refreshing and palate-cleansing points. The dish was a step up from the average steamed kind, since the greens were smoother and slightly ‘oiled up’. The sliced ginger complemented the subtle green flavours with a much-welcomed zesty kick.

Photo: The Mancunion

The Salt and Pepper Crispy Chilli Tofu was also a great success. Delicate cubes of tofu, bristling with taste and spongy bite, mingled with spicy slices of red chilli and green pepper. This dry dish complemented the broccoli well, providing that umami flavour expected of a great Chinese restaurant as well as the fullness of a meat dish.

The pièce de résistance in Kate’s opinion was the Stir Fried Mixed Rice with Ginger. Though just a side dish, it had the most wonderful flavour and could have been enjoyed as a meal in itself if the portion was larger. The rice was fragrant, delicate and moist with a subtle kick provided by the ginger. Rice is easy to do well but it’s rarely memorable. Nom.

A pleasant surprise to the meal was the unsuspecting Honey Chrysanthemum Tea. It was a beautiful brew presented with mini flowers bobbing atop a sea of smooth, honey waves—nothing less than a beverage work of art. The taste was thick, musky and a silky slide to the soul. Warming and nourishing, this is definitely the herbal brew to be cradled on a windy Manchester night. It should be noted that there’s no Asahi to be seen; it’s BYOB with a small fee for bottle opening.

All in all, Lotus Vegetarian Kitchen is a delight and should be high on the list of all food lovers in Manchester, not just those who avoid meat. Watch this space for more vegetarian/vegan reviews from Gina and Kate, who are attempting to eat their way through all the meat-free restaurants Manchester has to offer before they graduate.

 

Prison food: More than just gruel

As I walked through the immense heavy oak doors and into the refurbished Victorian chapel with its stone and stained glass splendour, I could tell that it was going to be an enjoyable lunch. I was, after all, sitting down to eat at TripAdvisor’s number one restaurant in Cheshire, in the village of Styal just outside of Manchester.

There is, however, something about this restaurant that sets it apart from most others: It is a restaurant at HMP Styal, staffed mostly by prisoners and run by the Clink charity—and there are only three more of its kind in Britain.

The Clink charity aims to change the face of rehabilitation in our prison system through initiatives such as gardens and event catering centres at other prisons. They build environments where prisoners who have between six and 18 months of their sentence remaining can gain experience of working in the outside world, providing them with qualifications—and hopefully a job—when they are released. Since the first restaurant opened in 2009, the Clink has trained 500 prisoners, won more than 30 industry awards and now serves over 4,000 diners each month.

Chris Moore has been the charity’s chief executive for six years, and has extensive experience in the restaurant industry, including time at Harrods and the Hilton Hotel group. Moore tells me the Clink is different because, unlike many other charities, they involve the public in their work, helping to break the stigma that exists in society around prison and those who have been.

“We’re educating the public, changing their perception”, says Moore as he joins me after my exceptional lunch of leek and potato soup followed by roast beef. I mention how tasty the bread was that came with the soup, and he instinctively tells me that all of the kitchen staff are classically trained and make everything from scratch.

Moore exudes real pleasure and pride in the restaurant’s staff that is heart-warming to see, and knows the staff by name. Looking around at the restaurant, customers, and smartly dressed staff, it really is an inspiring example of how rehabilitation should be done. The whole purpose, Moore says, is to engage with an industry that is suffering a skills shortage, with an expected 11,000 vacant jobs by 2020. The results speak for themselves: Just 12.5 per cent of Clink graduates re-offend, compared with 47 per cent of prisoners who are released with no post-prison employment.

Working in partnership with the prison service, Clink provides prisoners with the skills, experience, continued support and, crucially, the qualifications, to move into gainful employment after they leave the prison system. The charity has partnerships with over 200 employers who will all take Clink graduates subject to a satisfactory interview. The experience offered at the Clink means that an eight hour working day is normal, whereas inside prison the working day is only four hours—two in the morning and two in the afternoon—which, as Moore points out, “hardly prepares you for life on the outside.”

Clink graduates leave with either a City and Guilds NVQ Level Two in food service and food preparation, or both, and are assigned a dedicated support worker who gets to know them three months before their release, and who will meet them at the gates. They help the inmates write CVs, and remain in regular contact when they are in the workplace for the next six to twelve months.

This, Moore says, is the “absolute key element, because if you come out of prison and you haven’t got friends, a family, or a job, you have got nothing,” and that can contribute to high re-offending rates.

But it is not just academic skills that the Clink can offer, it’s also what Moore calls the “soft skills”—the communication, confidence and self-esteem, that make a difference on the outside. This continued support is the jewel in the crown for an organisation that is not interested in quick fixes, and cares immensely about the work that it does. The combined effect is easy to see in the restaurant staff, and I understand completely what Moore means when he tells me that in other places a prisoner’s identity would be their sentence or crime, but “when they walk out of the Clink they’re a chef or a waitress”.

As I make my way through the cheese board the conversation turns to the difficulties faced by ex-prisoners trying to find a job in a society where many applications require applicants to tick a box to indicate whether they have a criminal conviction. Moore admits that he had never employed an ex-offender before he moved into his current job, and agrees that there is an unfortunate public perception around those who have been through the prison system.

The maître d’ echoes this sentiment in a conversation we have outside. Full of nothing but praise for the Clink we talked shop about our home towns, families, the public’s attitude to ex-prisoners—largely one without empathy and a lack of understanding—and second chances. Just days away from the end of a six month sentence, and soon to be in a job, I found myself both sad and angry that despite serving her sentence, this lady may suffer prejudice or stigma.

I ask Moore how that can be changed, and he replies that “we” need to educate the public, and there is more that can be done to make life post-prison easier for ex-offenders. Explaining his support for removing the criminal convictions tick box on applications, he explains that ex-offenders are some of his most loyal employees and they have far more to lose than the two of us, a point with which I wholeheartedly agree.

He continues by highlighting how an employer can ask the prison for a full transcript on what an ex-offender has done inside and, with a good write up from the Clink, they will actually know more about an ex-offender than any other employee. Moore says he would like to see criminal record disclosure coming at a second interview, so everyone is “employed on their own merit.” I cannot help but feel that these hurdles are the largest barriers to having a prison system that can consistently and successfully ensure wholesale low re-offending rates, and stop a time inside being a life sentence.

The amazing work of the Clink does not come cheap. The charity manages to break even through a combination of revenue streams but is always looking for more funding, and aims to have ten Clink training schemes by 2017. The setting up of the restaurants—including the cost of refurbishing buildings and equipment—is met by private money, and restaurants lose around £150,000 before they start up. Income from the restaurants, the Skills Funding Agency, and payment from the prison service contribute to the operating income.

Without a wine list on which to make significant margins, the Clink’s food costs are about 50 per cent compared to most other restaurants’ 25 per cent, but Moore is keen to tell me that despite the harsh realities of economics, people are the Clink’s currency.

“It’s a full time job and it’s getting harder, but people get it,” says Moore, which reaffirms the mission of the Clink and, I feel, of all of those who contribute to its success. Educating the public, helping offenders upon their release from prison, making our society a nicer and more prosperous place to live; these values are reflected in the Clink’s ‘five step’ program—Recruit, Train, Support, Employ, Mentor—and in Moore, who leaves me after our chat to meet with another colleague.

He is optimistic about the future, and rightly so: The Clink is doing invaluable work in the prison system for a group of people who are often overlooked and tarred with the same brush. As I leave the restaurant I am reminded of something Moore said to me when he first sat down: “The prison population is a cross section of society, they could be just like you or I.”