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Day: 12 February 2018

Has money taken the love out of football?

Has money taken the love out of football? For every pound added to the latest transfer fee, football takes one small step further away from its roots.

The hyperinflation of a Premier League intoxicated by the abundance of TV money has led to astronomical fees and a growing disconnection between the men on the field and the fan in the stands.

When Manchester City contemplate spending £60 million on a rotation player, it brings into question what is football to the fan anymore?

In the past, your choice of football club was a reflection of your character. Often your local side or the first team you saw play, an attachment is made and your own fortunes in life are mirrored by the fortunes of your club.

Every defeat you attended, every important match you spent a week fretting over only to lose anyway and every season filled with hope only to be quashed by a late goal in the final game. These sacrifices act as the payment for a later reward.

When outsiders ask why you are travelling to Sunderland on a cold February afternoon, often the answer of “well I’ve been to the last seven away games so why not this one?” raises more questions than it answers.

Fans of teams away from the Premier League continue to live this life. Every season could be your season even if you did finish 16th last season, have made no major improvements and have a tactical dinosaur as your manager.

A real affection for the club is made purely because the players are so remarkably human. These are not players who drive fast cars and only leave their private estates for match days, these are men who genuinely enjoy the sport and are largely there for the fans more than the money.

It brings me back to my earlier point of your club being a reflection of you and that every football fan is eternally optimistic both about their club and their own personal life.

See while a coach full of Yeovil players are making the trip to Carlisle, a private jet is taking Arsenal players to Norwich. Unless you happen to be a billionaire residing in a Cheshire mansion, it is likely you are beginning to feel less and less connected to your club.

Where is the sense of achievement when you can regularly spend north of £50 million pounds on one player?

Where are the soul-crushing 4-1 defeats away at Middlesbrough that are all made worthwhile because you reached the playoffs at the end of the season? Where is the hopeless but loveable striker who once scored against your local rivals?

He’s been shipped out on loan because two games were enough to judge that he was not good enough and the £30 million spent on him fades into the distance.

Elite clubs are systematic. Every procedure is done to a tee and it can produce a production line of players. A fan barely has the chance to grow attached to a player before he has departed the club, branded no longer good enough after a two-season spell.

It has grown into a soulless business with business being the optimal word. Sure, it may produce trophies at the end of it but what is the point of a trophy if it does not signal an accomplishment of some sort?

If there has been no hard work, years in the making but instead a collection of expensive individuals strung together by an equally expensive manager.

Fans of the big clubs can often get lost in the dizzying heights of the Premier League and forget about their counterparts down below. The average United/City/Liverpool/Chelsea/[insert big club here] fan won’t be able to tell you about the plight of Hartlepool United or the never-ending misery at Blackpool because simply, why should they care?

Money is now an arbitrary number to the big clubs and it has hit football right its very roots. Right at the centre of where it came from.

These players and clubs could not be further disconnected from the fan in the stands. They are a collection of finely tuned, machine-like athletes, not a normal person who happens to be okay at putting the ball in the net.

Questions begin to arise of what does a fan of an elite club get out of the game? If it is no longer a sense of belonging and pride then what is being a football fan?

The TV money will continue to trickle down and infect more and more teams. Foreign owners will continue to arrive on these shores as clubs are drawn from a seemingly random pot of who is the next team to be inundated with money.

Fans need no longer hope if this will be your year simply because the money your team has spent means it can’t be anything else and hey, if it isn’t working out, just spend another £150 million in January.

100 million year old spider with tail found in fossil

The research team, led by Bo Wang from the Chinese Academy of Sciences, found a 100 million-year-old fossil in Myanmar well preserved in Burmese amber that points towards a new species of spider, Chimerarachne yingi.

The fossil dates back to the Cretaceous period when dinosaurs like the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Velociraptors walked the Earth.

The significance of this discovery was the apparent ‘whip-like’ tail. The research, published in Nature Ecology and Evolution, could point towards how living species of spiders today have evolved.

It seems that the fossil is of an arachnid species appears to closely resemble the mesotheles, a primitive group of living spider species, minus the tail. Today, this group are only found in China, Japan, and Southeast Asia.

However, research reveals that there is no direct line of ancestry from the Chimerarachne to modern-day spiders.

Rather, it is likely that they come from an extinct species of spider-like arachnids, which may share a common ancestor to the modern species of spiders seen today.

Evolutionarily speaking, spiders are incredibly successful survivors, with more than 47,000 species spanning millions of years.

To do this, they have evolved unique mechanisms, such as spinnerets for producing silk for webs, which they also use for wrapping their eggs.

As well as this, unique to each species are modified male mouthparts, which are used to transfer sperm to the female during mating, and venom for immobilizing prey.

But it is unclear whether this particular ancient species of spider found would have been venomous or not.

“Based on what we see in mesotheles, we also would have expected the common ancestor of spiders alive today to have had four pairs of spinnerets, all positioned in the middle of the underside of the abdomen.

“Chimerarachne only has two pairs of well-developed spinnerets, towards the back of the animal, and another pair that is apparently in the process of formation,” says Dr Garwood, from Manchester’s School of Earth and Environmental Sciences.

“Perhaps the most interesting aspect of the new fossils is the fact that more than 200 million years after spiders originated, close relatives – quite unlike arachnids alive today – were still living alongside true spiders.”

Digital Skills Festival returns to Manchester

The annual festival aims to establish Manchester as a leading digital city, providing networking and training opportunities for future digital workers.

This year’s Digital Skills Festival will be hosted from the 13-16 of February at The Lowry Hotel, and is open to anyone currently involved with or interested in tech and digital industry. Sponsored by keynote businesses such as CDL, AutoTrader, and Code Nation, the festival invites professionals from successful digital businesses to train, educate, and engage with future tech insiders.

The event will open with The Digital Skills Conference. Here, industry leaders from Manchester Digital, MMU, University of Salford, BBC, InnovateHer, and more, will give talks and offer workshops on salary, rewards, inclusivity, and diversity in the field. The conference will also review the annual digital skills audit, identifying last year’s successes and failures within the industry.

Unique to this year’s lineup, the Digital Futures: Computing, Curriculum, and Careers event has been designed with educators in mind. This event will feature inspirational speakers within tech education. Professionals will also be hosting workshops in interactive digital innovation, ed tech, and related careers.

For those interested in seeking tech jobs, the festival is hosting a Talent Day from 11 am – 3 pm on the 14th of February. As the largest digital career fair in the North, this event features representatives from over 50 digital, creative, and tech companies. Professionals will be welcoming conversations with potential recruits in development, design, project management, digital marketing, user experience design (UX), and much more.

This event also includes panel discussions, clinics, seminars, and workshops about boosting employability in tech roles. Students may also be interested in CV clinics, placement programmes, and graduate initiatives.

A report released last year by the British Chambers of Commerce highlighted that the UK technology and business industry is experiencing a significant digital skills gap. This festival, run by Manchester Digital, a not-for-profit organisation striving to make the Manchester region the UK’s digital industry hub, hopes to contribute to closing that gap.

You can book your free ticket to The Digital Skills Festival online: https://www.manchesterdigital.com/events/digital-skills-festival-2018.

Have you been a victim of hate crime?

From 1st April 2016 to 31st December 2016, there were 5641 Hate Crimes or Hate Incidents reported to Greater Manchester Police. This is just the tip of the iceberg with many people not reporting such incidents/crimes.

But what is the difference between a hate crime and a hate incident?  You may think that you have been the victim of such an incident, but should you report it?  Where can you report such an incident?

Hate crime is any crime that is targeted at a person or their property, because of hostility or prejudice towards that person’s:

  • Disability
  • Race or ethnicity
  • Religion or belief
  • Sexual orientation
  • Alternative subculture
  • Trans and gender reassignment

A hate incident is an incident that isn’t a crime, but the victim thinks it was motivated by hostility or prejudice based on the same criteria as above.

Hate incidents can take many forms but an example is verbal abuse like name-calling or offensive jokes.

Anyone can be the victim of a hate incident/crime and it does not have to be a member of the group at which the hostility is targeted at.  For example, you may be targeted because someone thought you were a homosexual when in fact you are not.

If you believe that you have been the victim of a hate crime/incident then you can report what has happened to you.  If you report such incidents/crimes when they happen you may be able to prevent such incidents happening to others.

You will also help the police understand the extent of hate crimes/incidents in the Manchester area.

You can report a hate crime/incident if you are the victim, are a witness or are reporting on behalf of someone else.

The easiest way to report is by completing an online form.  Just go here and click the big red button on the top right-hand side of the page.

Alternatively, the Students’ Union Advice Service is a third party reporting centre, who can help you report the incident if you want to, and provide further advice or support.

If you want to report anything to the police then you can call them on 112.  You do not have to give your personal details but please be aware the investigation and ability to prosecute someone is severely limited if the police cannot contact you.

You can contact 999 if you feel that the situation is an emergency. If you don’t want to speak to the police or fill in a report, you also have the option of contacting ‘Crime Stoppers’ on 0800 555 111 or via the website.

From 5th to 11th February, it is Hate Crime Awareness Week 2018.  The theme this year will be “No Bystander” – this is to try to encourage people to report hate crimes and hate incidents if they see them happening.

Remember if you feel that you have been the victim of a hate crime or incident or you have witnessed someone who has, report it.

If you feel unsure, then pop along to the Advice Service to talk through the incident with a professionally-trained advisor.

#WeStandTogether

Pizza event marks successful start for postgraduate society

A new society for postgraduates successfully held its first event, which saw more than 150 postgraduate student enjoy free pizza and the opportunity to chat with fellow peers.

The evening, which took place in the Academy 2 at the Students’ Union, was a promotional event for the launch of the new postgraduates society.

Students were given the chance to sign up for the society and engage in fun games such as “human bingo”.

Angela Fusco, founder and President of the University of Manchester postgraduate society, said: “It was an absolute success, with all tickets booked, which affirmed the need for the University of Manchester Postgraduate Society. The great turn out proved that postgraduates are eager to develop a social network similar to what we all experienced as undergraduates.”

This first get-together opportunity is the starting point of a broader project that aims at the integration of postgraduates in the university community.

Students’ Union Executive Education Officer Emma Atkins said: “The benefit is to help postgrads find like-minded friends, to get them to know what the SU does and how it can help them, and offer them more social opportunities. The society will be great because it is run by postgrads for postgrads, who know is important to them.”

Following the enthusiastic feedback that the Pizza Event has had, more events are scheduled including conferences with guests speakers, skills masterclasses and charity events.

The next event is on the 9th of February, “Plant and Hope 5“.

Organised by the Faculty Officer for Science and Engineering, Aleksandra Besevic, postgraduate students that will attend it will be given a free plant — a green way to decorate their house or office.

Review: Extraveganza

When people think of vegan food they tend to think of a boring and bland affair, but, finally, people are beginning to realise this is far from the case. With three more vegan restaurants opening in Manchester in the next two months, the vegan food scene in this city is absolutely buzzing, and nothing encompasses the growing trend more than Extraveganza.

Extraveganza is an all vegan food and drinks festival offering a wide range of vegan-friendly street food and cocktails. With offerings from the likes of The Hip Hop Chip Shop, The Otto-Men — which you may recognise from the food market in university —, and Bakeorama, there is such a wide range of food on offer that it is impossible to not find something you like, regardless of whether you are an avid meat fan or vegan.

All washed down with a collection of cocktails and beers (all vegan-friendly) in a lively atmosphere, I guarantee that even the meatiest meat-head out there will find something to enjoy.

To give an example of just some of the dishes on offer, I sampled four different items from four different vendors. The Hip Hop Chip Shop were offering loaded fries, vegan-beer battered onion rings, and halloumi wraps. The fries were superb, cooked from scratch regularly in small batches to ensure they remain hot, with the perfect crisp outside and fluffy inside, and with the addition of various excellent toppings, I cannot recommend them highly enough.

The Otto-Men were offering up fantastic Mediterranean cuisine, with a particular highlight being the falafel wrap. The falafel was fantastically spiced and with the perfect level of heat, this wrap is definitely satisfying enough to convince every carnivore that vegan food can be every bit as exciting as any meat-based dish. I then had the joy of washing it all down with some excellent vegan-friendly cocktails and a vegan-friendly cake for dessert, all amidst the vibrant atmosphere and live music.

This event definitely has the potential to convince anyone that vegan food is no longer hunks of tofu served with boiled vegetables, and can be — when done well — exciting, fresh, and absolutely delicious. Next years event is not one to miss.

Five podcasts to feed the curious soul

There are more and more podcasts available to satisfy your curiosity and to develop your understanding of public affairs and various other topics.

Here is a varied pick of just 5 podcasts that will satisfy your curiosity, stimulate your interest and some that will make you belly laugh.

1. Super Soul Conversations

This podcast opens with the soothing tone of the legendary Oprah Winfrey. “The best gift you can give yourself is time,” she says soothingly in the opening of each SuperSoul Conversation. 

Bringing her already famed Super Soul Sundays to podcast format, Winfrey sits down with some of the worlds greatest visionaries, from Dr Maya Angelou to famed author Brené Brown and Eckhart Tolle, to bring you in-depth discussions of the more philosophical questions of life.

Each episode is a different opportunity to develop your introspection and the discussions will leave you with plenty of food for thought.

Now there are over 50 episodes for you to sit back and enjoy, each a small meditation in self-love and a real opportunity to feed the soul.

2. How I Built This

Produced by NPR, How I Built This is another triumph in NPR’s effort to bring you quality content.

Hosted by Guy Raz, interviews with the people behind some of the worlds most infamous brands and ideas will provide you with the backstories of the idealists who built their fortunes, as well as the tribulations of their efforts.

Take a listen to the winding history of Starbucks with founder Howard Schultz or to the tribulations of Richard Branson’s well-established career.

There are hoards of great narratives for you to feast upon including conversations with the founders of Airbnb, Instagram and Toms.

3. Anna Faris is Unqualified

It’s 2018, and we all need to laugh a little. Thankfully, Anna Faris is here for you. Co-hosted with Executive Producer Sim Sarna, this podcast is a stupendous exercise in loosely-structured advice, comedy and insight.

It’s title, Unqualified, gives reference to the main focus of each episode; Anna Faris takes calls from listens, form which she issues her unqualified and naturally thoughtful advice on love, life, careers and more.

If you’re prepared to laugh out loud in public, this is the podcast for you. Hillarious episodes with Eva Longoria, Allison Janney and Andy Cohen are great places to start.

Faris has notched up over 100 episodes of this acclaimed series, taking home the best podcast award at the 2017 Shorty Awards.

4. What’s the Tee?

RuPaul Charles and Michelle Visage are the glorious hosts of this truly hilarious podcast. The team, having already proven a staple TV hit in the 90’s, have been interviewing your favourite celebrities and cackling along since 2014.

Their laughing is contagious and their conversations are insightful, thoughtful and continue to ask the questions that fans won’t often get to hear the answers to.

Traversing the rise to fame of many of the worlds famous faces, the hosts often reflect on their own lives, offering the listener a glimpse into the struggles and successes of their own fame, as well as insightful advice for you to take with you.

The pair succeeds in bringing the explosive TV success to podcast format, and it continues to flourish, episode after episode.

5. S-Town

The breakout success 2017; brought to you by the producers of the Serial and This American Life, S-Town is a triumphant effort in beautiful, narrative-driven podcasting.

Investigative Journalist Brian Reed is the genius storyteller behind this stunning podcast.

Following the story of John B.McLemore, antique horologist in Woodstock, Alabama, Reed documents his year-long discussions and emails with John B.McLemore concerning an alleged murder.

After their year-long conversations, Brian Reed travels to Woodstock, to better understand the situation at hand, and uncovers a tangled and winding story that will leave you with chills.

The storytelling here is impeccable, unlike anything else you’re likely to find.

If you’re a fan of Serial, then this is a natural progression. S-Town is a treat for the ears and mind and the haunting story of John B.McLemore will stay with you for years to come. Treat yourself, and dive in.

Kendal Calling festival announces line-up

Fan-favourite, award-winning festival Kendal Calling have announced their huge lineup for 2018. Catfish and the Bottlemen, The Libertines, Run DMC and Haçienda Classical will be headlining, with a huge supporting bill to boot. They’ll all be heading to the fields this summer for an unmissable weekend of music, arts, comedy, food and drink in the beautiful Lake District, now a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

Photo: Jody Hartley
Photo: Jody Hartley

With 2017 marking the 12th consecutive sell out for the festival and selling out just one week after announcing the lineup fans are encouraged to snap tickets up quickly to avoid disappointment.

Since the release of their debut album The Balcony, Catfish and the Bottlemen’s rise to the top has been nothing short of stratospheric. Sophomore effort The Ride saw them establish themselves as one of the true stars of the burgeoning British guitar scene and this summer they head back to the fields for a headline set that’s not to be missed.

Photo: Jill Furmanovsky
Photo: Jill Furmanovsky

True heroes of indie and a band who were sorely missed during their lengthy absence, The Libertines will be making a long overdue trip to Kendal Calling. Having reformed and re-established themselves as kings of their genre, Pete, Carl, Gary and John will be bringing anthems from their three huge albums to the fields!

Photo: Zeitgeist
Photo: Zeitgeist

The term legends is thrown around far too often, but one group to which it undoubtedly applies are hip-hop royalty Run DMC. With an arsenal of huge hits including ‘It’s Like That’, ‘My Adidas’ and ‘Its Tricky’ under their belts, it’s hard to see who could provide a bigger sing along moment at this year’s Kendal Calling.

Photo: Zeitgeist
Photo: Zeitgeist

Kicking proceedings off on the Thursday night is a special show from Haçienda Classical with the Manchester Camerata, the city’s experimental orchestra playing a new set of huge classics.

Proudly presenting an eclectic lineup year on year Kendal Calling is a place to see indie legends rub shoulders with some of the freshest new talent that the UK has to offer. James, Shed Seven, Ocean Colour Scene, The Sherlocks, White Lies, The Wailers, Declan Mckenna, Fun Lovin’ Criminals, Lucy Spraggan, The Amazons, Tom Grennan, Slow Readers Club, Peter Hook & The Light, Marmozets, Pale Waves, Idles, Dub Pistols, Hollie Cook, Sam Fender, Black Honey, Pins, The Blinders, Jordan Allen, Anteros, Yonaka, Trudy & The Romance; The Romance, Bang Bang Romeo all join the lineup across the Main Stage and one stop shop for music discovery the Calling Out stage.

Photo: Jody Hartley
Photo: Jody Hartley

Set in the incredible setting of the Lake District’s Lowther Deer Park, this innovative, fan-focused, independent festival is renowned for more than just music and visitors will also enjoy 4 days of arts installations, comedy, gourmet food, kid’s entertainment and a real ale festival all within the confines of what is surely the most beautiful festival site in the UK.

Last year Kendal Calling sold out completely just one week after announcing the lineup so fans are advised to snap up their tickets quickly to secure their place at this year’s festival.

Tickets are available now from the Kendal Calling website.

Final year students asked to boycott NSS

The University of Manchester’s Students’ Union (SU) is discouraging final year University of Manchester students from completing the National Student Survey (NSS).

This is the second year in a row that the SU have endorsed the boycott, along with other UK universities’ students’ unions including Oxford, Cambridge, Warwick and University College London.

The NSS is sent to all undergraduate final year students to ask them about their experience at university. It is then used as part of the Teaching Excellence Framework (TEF) in order to rank teaching at universities as Bronze, Silver or Gold.

The TEF’s original aim was to link Gold and Silver status with raising tuition fees. Following strong student opposition from the NSS boycott, the House of Lords demanded that the link between the TEF and tuition fees should be severed. However, the link still exists and has simply been delayed until 2020 when tuition fees could be unfrozen.

Students’ Union Education Officer Emma Atkins told The Mancunion: “We would be failing as an SU if we didn’t make sure students had all the information about the NSS and how it is going to be used. People are free to choose whether to fill it in or not, but we want to make sure it is an informed choice.

“Personally I would not fill it in because I don’t believe student feedback should be used to rank universities Gold, Silver, and Bronze and then to decide their fee levels. I also don’t want don’t want universities to act like businesses and treat students like customers – and that is what the current government changes and the TEF is doing, and I would boycott the NSS as it is intrinsically linked to all of that.”

A university spokesperson said: “The National Student Survey is an important and useful tool that helps the University to collect feedback which we use to take positive action and improve services for all our students.”

The Students’ Union argues that despite the fact tuition fees are currently frozen, the TEF uses a three-year-average of NSS data to make ranking decisions, and therefore if you fill the NSS in this year your data could still be used in 2020 when fees could be unfrozen.

In addition to this, the SU feels that the NSS does not adequately measure teaching quality and that the boycott needs to continue in order to maintain pressure on the government as part of a broader campaign against the TEF and HIE reforms.

Third-year English Literature and American Studies student Olivia Wieliczko commented: “I think it’s great that we can do something to actively protest the rising of tuition fees that the NSS is associated with, and also show that Manchester’s reopening of the survey this year is financially driven rather than based on student demand. It’s something that I know me and my friends are actively engaged with, and it’s really important to us that tuition fees remain fair for everyone.”

An alternative survey has been created so that students can still give feedback to the University.

The Manchester Student Survey (MSS) is open to all students rather than just final year students and can be found on the SU website.

There are opportunities to win Pangaea tickets and food vouchers upon the completion of the MSS.

In the academic year 2016-2017, the survey gathered 2974 responses and the SU ran three Faculty workshops with over 100 student reps to delve into the data and come up with student-led recommendations and commendations for each School.

If students want more information about the NSS boycott, visit the SU website or get in touch with education officer Emma Atkins at [email protected].

Live Review: The Amazons

It’s Saturday night at the Albert Hall, and Reading-based band The Amazons are determined to bring a little old school rock ‘n’ roll to Manchester. Opening with upbeat single ‘Stay With Me’, they launch into a riff heavy set. The crowd immediately descends into a state of beer throwing rowdiness as teenagers, as well as a fair few enthusiastic twenty-somethings, rush to join the mosh pit.

‘Little Something’ is a highlight, with swirling guitars creating dark tension before the blistering drop. The crowd happily cooperates, singing along to the extended ending. It is welded with a cover of ‘20th Century Boy’ by T-Rex, demonstrating the band’s love for classic rock. The set also includes an old-school drum solo as Joe Emmett, the band’s drummer, is left on stage to show off his skills.  ‘Black Magic’ is also a high point, blending pounding bass and nimble guitars with a sing-along chorus, culminating in a glass-shattering ending.

Matt Thomson reflects back on the first time that they played a Manchester show – to a near empty Soup Kitchen for Dot to Dot festival. Indeed, their rise has been incredible, from playing at the Deaf Institute last April, to playing to rammed tents at Reading and Leeds, and releasing their debut album, which peaked at number 8 in the UK charts. They prove to have some old fans in the crowd, who sing along to 2016 single ‘Nightdriving’ word perfectly.

‘Palace’, the band’s most recent single is an angsty ballad which gives the moshers a rest break as Thomson sits down at a keyboard. Thomson’s vocals are strong, and Chris Alderton’s accompanying guitar is haunting, making the slightly unrefined lyrics forgivable.

The Amazons depart the stage before the encore, leaving the audience eagerly singing the chorus of ‘Junk Food Forever’, their oldest, most well-loved single and perhaps their defining single. The crowd descends into madness at the start of the track, each member clutching at their friends as the biting riff and stomping bass fill the building. The chorus is anthemic and, just as with ‘Little Something’ and ‘Black Magic’, the last minute or so of the song is particularly powerful.

Sure, the Amazons aren’t particularly ground breaking and they sometimes rely on their (admittedly catchy) riffs to carry them through, yet their tracks are a great soundtrack for rampaging with mates and starting a mad Saturday night.

7/10

Review: Oriented

In 2015 Jake Witzenfeld, an Essex born film maker, released his film ‘Oriented’, a documentary following three men, Khadar Abu Seif, Naeem Jiyres and Fadi Daeem, living in Israel who identify as Palestinian and gay.

Together with some friends, they formed a social activist group called Qambuta Productions, “Cauliflower” Productions, to raise awareness for LGBTQ rights in Israel by creating satirical music videos.

Witzenfeld documented their stories over the course of fifteen months, forming relationships with each of them, enabling an intimacy within the film that, perhaps, would not have been achieved otherwise.

This is evident when Naeem shares a letter with us, the letter which his parents will read, finding out their son is gay.

This relationship means Witzenfeld can show aspects of life that the news does not cover, which tends to focus on Arabs as the victims living in an Israeli society, but there is so much more to those who live there.

Witzenfeld films the lives of people, not of victims, chatting in Shisha bars, or dancing freely in night-clubs or simply hanging out, capturing life as a citizen with a tense political backdrop.

The film was shot in 2014, during the Israel-Gaza conflict – a word I, personally, avoid, but seems to be used to describe what is happening.

The dictionary definition of conflict is ‘a serious disagreement or argument’ which trivialises the situation. I have conflicts with my parents or conflicts between friends but I don’t think that this can be used to describe events in Israel.

It makes it sounds like a diplomatic issue, one that is being discussed and resolved, rather than one involving more than fifty years of violence and no sign of an end.

Witzenfeld does not make this the centre of the story, choosing not to explicitly mention or dramatise it, nor does he shy away from the violence.

Instead, he informs the audience by showing clips of the Israeli news bringing the harsh reality that this is their local news, happening where they live. While a segment is being filmed an air raid goes off, something that I still associate with the 1940s rather than something people our age experience regularly.

Khadar and his boyfriend, David, sit in their stairwell, calming their dog while on their phones until the siren stops. There is an overwhelming sense of reality in this clip; they just have to sit it out.

Because the film focusses on LGBTQ rights, rather than the conflict it means no black-and-white, “they are wrong, we are right” opinions are portrayed, which can often be the case.

There is no clear divide, and is naïve to think so – the conflict has gone on too long.

The narratives unfold slowly throughout the film, interjected with scenes of merriment at weddings or the beautiful landscapes throughout Israel tempting me to visit for the scenery.

Witzenfeld embraces silence and stillness, creating the appropriate atmosphere for the intimacy the audience has with Fadi, Khadar and Naeem.

‘Oriented’ is currently on Netflix, and as Khadar puts it; “We are Palestine, We are Here, and We are Queer.”

Crackdown on ‘contract cheating’ launched by British universities

In a bid to eradicate “contract cheating”, universities are set to launch new sophisticated plagiarism software that will analyse students’ writing styles.

TurnItIn, the popular provider of plagiarism-detection software for British universities, will now also include a new program, coined Authorship Investigation, that will record and monitor the wording, phraseology and style of students’ writing.

This follows after the UK government announced harsher measures for those who are believed to be “paying their way” to a top degree, opting for ‘essay mills’ to churn out assessments.

This is amidst speculative reports that one in three university tutors believed their students had handed in papers that were written by a third party.

Currently, TurnItIn can only detect plagiarism whereby students lift from author’s work without permission.

Under proposed measures, Authorship Investigation will be able to identify significant differentiations in writing styles between pieces of assessment.

As serious academic malpractice, this could have major implications for those students caught outsourcing assessments.

Last year, The Daily Telegraph exposed the sheer popularity of essay mills, revealing that some 20,000 students are purchasing essays from online writing factories, with some racking up a bill of £6,500 for third-year dissertations and PhD theses.

In total, the professional essay writing industry is now estimated to be worth over £100 million.

Whilst the university standards watchdog, Quality Assurance Agency (QAA), have already urged universities to block essay cheat sites, detect ads and set up adjudication panels for those alleged of academic misconduct, TurnItIn’s CEO, Chris Caren announced:

“Taking on emerging threats to academic integrity like contract cheating is a natural extension of our mission. As forms of academic misconduct evolve, so must TurnItIn’s offerings.”

Mirroring this, a spokesperson for the University of Manchester has advised: “Whether intended or not, all incidents of academic malpractice, including plagiarism, will be treated seriously by the University.”

The best Valentines dining deals 2018

Cane and Grain — Valentine’s Day special is the perfect mini meat feast. Indulge in baby back ribs, beef short ribs, pulled pork slider, and a choice of three sides, all washed down with a glass of chilled champagne for just £25pp

The Bay Horse — Valentine’s offer is a three-course dinner, accompanied by a glass of champagne for just £27.95. Starters: today’s soup/duck heart with blackberry purée/mussels marinara/quiche trio/ham hock terrine. Mains: rotisserie pork or chicken served with thrice cooked chips and gravy/pan seared sea bass with caper butter, mash, and asparagus/mushroom wellington, mash, broccoli, and almonds/goats cheese and roasted beetroot salad. Desserts: chocolate fondant/crème brûlée/selection of sharing desserts

Dog Bowl — Ideal for a group of mates. Two courses, a game of bowling, and a glass of prosecco for just £25pp

El Capo — Two course specially created sharing menu. Enjoy a 16oz steak with four sides followed by Churros and a bottle of red or white house wine for just £20pp

Hard Rock Café — Special set menu £25pp

Zouk Tea Bar and Grill — Valentines banquet £25pp

Shoryu Ramen — three-course Valentine’s Day menu and glass of prosecco £23.50pp

Scene Indian Kitchen — Valentines set menu £20pp

La Vina, Deansgate ― A Spanish set menu £24.95pp

‘Night Owl’ scheme launch pushed to end of semester

A scheme which will involve student volunteers being trained in first aid, wellbeing, and self-defence to safeguard vulnerable people is to be launched before the end of academic year.

Communities Officer Jack Houghton told The Mancunion that “the scheme will be launched this semester and that progress is moving forward.”

Houghton initially told The Mancunion that the ‘Night Owl’ scheme would be launched in early 2018, following consultations with students on the initial proposals in November and December of 2017.

Previously, he said: “we will… be setting up an office to support students whilst on a night out. For example, to track volunteer locations and to maintain contact with police and security services during patrols.

“Between now and December I will be putting on consultation sessions with students so as to gain an idea of what people want the scheme to look like and whether they agree with the Students’ Union’s plan.”

Houghton did not comment on whether any consultation sessions with students had actually taken place since making that initial statement.

The scheme initially faced strong criticism from students regarding its efficiency and how it would safeguard the volunteers, with one student describing the proposals as “almost offensive to anyone that’s been assaulted, threatened, stabbed or mugged.”

The main criticism from students was that student volunteers were being used as a substitute for improved police presence.

Responding to this criticism, Jack said: “you are correct that increasing police numbers would help deal with the problem and is why Manchester Students’ Union is determined to fight for an increased police presence in student areas. However, it is important to remember that police numbers are at historically low levels.”

In late 2017, a petition titled ‘Greater Manchester Police & Andy Burnham: help us to make Fallowfield safe for students!’ received almost 10,000 signatories.

An investigation by The Mancunion into safety concerns of students suggested an increasing reliance on Facebook for anecdotal advice about staying safety information.

The volunteer ‘Night Owl’ scheme is part of the Students’ Union’s response to concerns from students about safety amidst continued reports of burglaries, attacks and assaults in South Manchester, particularly in and around Fallowfield.

Other Students’ Union student safety initiatives include increasing the number of street lights in Fallowfield, Withington, Rusholme and other areas, and working to ensure all new street lights are LED to maximise their brightness.

The Students’ Union also have a scheme with Street Cars allowing students to give a Street Cars driver their student I.D. if they have no money so they can still get a safe taxi home rather than have to walk, and their ID card can then be collected from the Students’ Union reception the next day.

The ‘Night Owl’ scheme is being organised in conjunction with other parties and institutions across Greater Manchester, and Jack has said more information on the scheme will be disseminated when all the involved parties are ready for its launch.

Review: Gorogoa

If I was to recommend a mobile game that you can kick off the new year with, then I would direct your attention to Gorogoa — a game that has an enticing mixture of compelling storytelling, and intuitive game mechanics.

Developed by Jason Roberts and published by Annapurna Interactive, this seven-year project tells the story of a young boy travelling through different cities and dimensions, collecting five different coloured fruits in a quest to encounter a mythical, divine creature.

In the process, we learn more about this peculiar story, through the journey the boy makes to collect these objects, the scholars whose homes we play through, and the different portals that link the world together, although you’re never quite sure where the next will lead.

What first sets this game apart from other puzzle-solving mobile games, like The Room or the Monument Valley series, is the fact that it is far more aesthetically pleasing than the two. Roberts had hand-drawn everything that you see in the game in pencil — which is just unbelievable — and the work absolutely pays off. It fits perfectly with the gameplay as well.

The basic layout of the game is that it is divided into four square panels, where the images are interlinked, can be moveable, and has multiple layers to it. With each image, there is the possibility of another image hidden behind it, taking the gamer to another part of the world. This is also another way that makes this game unique, where there are so many hidden secrets that you are overwhelmed with what you’re supposed to do.

photo: Annapurna Interactive
photo: Annapurna Interactive

A moment that stood out for me was when during the retrieval of the blue apple — the most difficult out of the five coloured fruits to collect — where the boy has to jump from picture to picture on a wall through finding symbols and images hidden in other locations that are connected when you put the pieces together.

Eventually, you see that a book on a shelf has a picture of a room filled with pottery, and on one of them is a picture of a mountain, and through the mountains stands an ancient staircase. Then, you have to use a moving wheel from another panel to spin this staircase upside down, which can then be placed on top of another panel to act as a staircase for the boy to move to the next picture.

The puzzles are nuanced, beautifully crafted, and varied. Above all, they are thoughtful and contemplative, sewing together the gameplay mechanics with the moral and aesthetic ambitions of the game.

With all these complex ways of solving the puzzle, games usually tend to give you some type of hint that will help you move onto the next part of the sequence, and I spent many moments wishing that this game offered help like that.

photo: Annapurna Interactive
photo: Annapurna Interactive

The game does not give you any hints as to what you should be doing, except tapping on a picture in a random spot and seeing circles around the major objects you can interact with, but even then, the game does not tell you why it is significant. You have to find that out for yourself.

I spent a good few days trying to retrieve the last two fruits because of this, furiously throwing my phone down in defeat. Honestly, I am surprised that I managed to finish the game. The trick is to always remember that the boy is not the only thing that can move from one panel to the next.

photo: Annapurna Interactive
photo: Annapurna Interactive

Whilst the game is perfect in this way, one very, minor issue that sets the game back is the story, which I personally kept losing track of due to the game’s purposely silent narrative. Whilst this was an effective addition to the game’s overall ambience, it did occasionally mean that the game sacrificed clarity.

The absence of any dialogue is not uncommon to mobile games. Roberts’ intention was for the game to be played by anyone, regardless of language, and I feel that the choice adds charm to the game — but you won’t be able to understand the story immediately. When you see that the story is an exploration of meaning over the course of life, in the backdrop of war and the passing of time, you still feel like there needs to be more to discuss.

However, this does not change my opinion of how good a game this is, and I am thrilled to have discovered it during a time where mobile games have slipped under the radar in terms of critical acclaim. At a price of £4.99 on the App Store, this piece of innovative gaming is definitely worth it, and sets the bar for puzzle games at an all-time high.

9/10

Cryptocurrency and its impact on PC gaming

For those unfamiliar, a cryptocurrency is a digital form of money, with Bitcoin being the most popular. Bitcoin is produced by using software to solve complex equations, rewarding the miner with a bitcoin each time the problem is solved. Why do this? Well, the fact that since 2014 Bitcoin has grown from an exchange rate of 1 Bitcoin to £1, to 1 Bitcoin being the equivalent of over £5000, is certainly an incentive. In late 2017, 1 Bitcoin fetched as much as £15,000!

So how does this relate to PC gaming? The calculations used in Bitcoin mining require some meaty processing power to be carried out at a worthwhile pace. Of course, a computer’s central processing unit (CPU) is primarily used in computing, gaming or otherwise, to work things out and solve problems. However, recently, a dedicated graphics processing units (GPU) are also used to massively increase a machine’s processing power, and this is where the problem lies.

At the heart of all gaming machines, be it PC or a console, lies its GPU. It’s what allows us to play games with such high visual fidelity. While consoles are highly standardised, meaning any two Xbox Ones or PS4s will have the exact same GPU, the GPU in a PC is totally up to the user, which is where Bitcoin mining becomes an issue. Hardcore miners will buy GPUs in bulk, setting up farms of them to run these Bitcoin-generating calculations endlessly. The more problems they solve, the more real money they can make.

When miners buy their multiple GPUs, they deplete the stock of retailers at an accelerated rate. This leads to exorbitant price hikes. It’s worth noting that high-end GPUs aren’t particularly affordable at their standard price anyway. For instance, when I bought my Nvidia GTX 1070 in early 2017, it cost just shy of £300. Today, I could sell it for around £550, due to these inflated prices.

Image: Evan-Amos @ Wikimedia Commons
photo: Wikimedia Commons

Thus, it is currently a very bad time to buy or upgrade your PC’s GPU, all because of people buying hardware designed for gaming — and not using it for gaming! It’s sad to see this happening. The prospect of moving from console gaming to PC gaming is daunting at the best of times, due to the extra complication of installing individual hardware components and of course, the often-higher price. Price hikes like this only deter gamers making the leap to PC.

Thankfully for PC gamers, Bitcoin could just be a temporary blip. Many people expect the success of Bitcoin to be just a ‘bubble’, which is en route to burst. With any luck, Bitcoin and the cryptocurrency craze will fade away and GPU prices will return to a more affordable position.

Indeed, in recent months millions of dollars of Bitcoin have been hacked and stolen in an instant, which will hopefully prohibit cryptocurrencies from getting much bigger, by deterring would-be miners from getting involved in the Bitcoin business in the first place.

Live Review: Mogwai at Albert Hall

In the case of most live gigs, even a rookie fan has a pretty good idea of the sort of show they’re going to get. Based on the band, genre, and the handful of singles you’ve heard, predicting a performance is usually straightforward. Not so with Mogwai. In a 20 year career that spans albums, soundtracks, and EPs, I found it impossible to assert any expectations about how the Scottish post-rock giants would fare in a live environment. Suffice to say, I was surprised.

Not so much by the musicality of the show, as that was inevitable. Mogwai over the decades have demonstrated an expert textural dexterity, camouflaging themselves well with a variety of instrumental staples whilst keeping their own special formula very much in tact. Instead, I was taken aback by the brutality, the ferocity, the severity of the band’s live performance.

Opening with the swirling aggression of ‘Hunted By A Freak’, Mogwai made one thing very clear from the moment they introduced themselves, stating bluntly, “We are Mogwai from Glasgow”: tonight was going to be heavy, direct, uncompromising.

The sheer force with which the guitars and synths blasted from the speakers was enough to dislodge a rib cage. In moments such as the unrelenting cyclical ‘Rano Pano’, the sheer wall of sound was suffocating, though not in a bad way. There’s something very primal and very satisfying about four blokes thrashing as hard as they fucking can on guitars for two hours straight.

And yet proceedings remained weirdly hypnotic. The looping, repetitive nature of Mogwai’s material, the way it builds layers upon layers like a deranged infinite cheesecake is immensely captivating. No matter how heavy it got, the mood was oddly calm.

However, the unstoppable object of Mogwai’s distortion did, after a while, grate a little. The set lacked variety, there was little room for the band’s tense quiet moments amidst the pure ecstasy of thick grunge, which made the show occasionally feel flat. That’s not to say the subtlety was lost completely, but the set list needed more hills and valleys to both punctuate the really loud stuff, and give the audience a bit of an emotional tug.

Having said that, the fiery set list seemed to go down well, so perhaps it’s a matter of preference. What’s more, the band was a joy visually, silhouetted against illuminated pirate sails inter cut with bright flashes of light. And the drums, oh my. The drumming was the rumble of God’s martini shaker, utterly filthy, hugely entertaining.

As I look back on the evening, I’ll admit I wasn’t expecting a musically formidable thrash fest from Mogwai, but that’s what I got. And it was for the most part formidably enjoyable.

7/10

Fish stock for free

A great thing to attempt — if you can manage to get your head around the slight oddness of the request — is to, on your next trip down the high street, ask a fish monger for his fishheads!

Ingredients:

  • Some fish bones and heads (dependent on how many you are able to forage!)
  • 2/3 sticks of celery
  • 1 onion
  • 1 carrot
  • 175 ml of white wine
  • 2 cloves of garlic
  • A handful of parsley

Method:

  1. Start by melting butter in a large saucepan and then adding the fishheads and bones to a large saucepan and cover with water. The fishheads should just be covered with water but not too much so as to dilute the overall flavour.
  2. Then, fry the onion, celery, and carrots until limp and soft but not brown, and then add the garlic to the mix.
  3. After 5 to 10 minutes, pour the contents of the frying pan into the pot with the fish heads and water. Add the wine and chopped parsley, and bring to a boil. Only boil the mix for a short 5 minutes — just so that the alcohol is burnt off — and then bring the mix down to a simmer.
  4. After 10 minutes, remove any scum that forms on the surface and discard it.
  5. Boil the stock for about 30 minutes and then drain out the vegetables and fish carcasses so that you are left with just a stock that you can then leave in the fridge or freezer. You could also reduce the stock down so it has a deeper flavour, and put into ice cubes in the freezer to create your own portion sizes.
  6. This is a really simple recipe that makes such a different to the taste of food through extremely simple means. It requires very little attention, virtually no cost, and doesn’t take too long to cook. You could also be creative with the ingredients thrown into the stock by substituting some of the ingredients. You could try adding fennel bulbs as well, for example, or take out the wine if it seems a bit costly!
  7. Once your stock is complete you can add it to a simple risotto, using any veggies which need to be eaten, and follow a similar pattern of cooking. Beginning with a knob of butter in a saucepan, add the risotto rice, followed by carrots, celery, perhaps some fish, 3 cups of the fish stock, and a dash of white wine, and finish with some parmesan cheese and seasoning.
  8. I found that it tasted a lot less salty and a more authentic alternative to a very simple weekday meal! Give it a try, if only to experiment with making use of waste food, and getting more depth of flavour than the alternative of a Knox oxo cube.

Interview: the cast and creatives of Flushed

Marina Jenkins visited the team behind the new play Flushed and interviewed writer and director Kate Cranfield, assistant director Toni Ward and the two actresses Georgia Phillips and Harri Millsopp.

Marina Jenkins (MJ): Thank you all for allowing me into your rehearsal room today. First of all, Kate, tell me what Flushed is about and what inspired you to write it.

Kate Cranfield (KC): Flushed is my second full-length play that I’ve written.

When I write, I always try to create strong female characters because there is still a lack of these represented onstage. I also wanted to have a go at writing a two-hander because I saw it as a new challenge.

One day an idea just came to me, that I wanted to set a play in a girls bathroom and that it would be about two best friends. This quickly turned into two sisters as I’ve always had an interest in the dynamics between siblings.

I’ve got a brother but not a sister, so I wanted to look at that relationship in more detail. I started writing the script but quickly realised that it wasn’t really about anything in particular so I left it alone for a couple of months.

I then read an article about fertility issues with women and premature menopause. This was the only thing talked about in the article that I hadn’t heard of, so I went online and did a bit of research about it and found hardly anything.

So I thought, what would happen if I worked this into the play? And the second I did it, everything kind of slotted together. It’s something that needs to be spoken about and doing a play of this nature is an interesting way of showing it to a new audience.

MJ: That nicely leads me onto my next question, why did you pick premature menopause to be the focus of your writing? 
KC: I think it’s because premature menopause simply isn’t spoken about. I did a lot of research and there is not another play out there that discusses this issue.

Normally when you write a play, you can find overlaps in other people’s work but there seemed to be a gap with this. There’s a lot out there at the moment about women’s rights, sexuality, women in the workplace and the female body but this is something slightly more niche that hasn’t been given a voice yet.

This topic is just as important and affects so many people in so many ways but isn’t being covered, even fertility in women and motherhood has been covered.

This is why we’re doing Flushed, because we truly feel that it’s vital and we don’t want to keep it left out.

MJ: So you tested out the play in August 2017 at the Blue Fairy Festival in Norfolk, how did this event come about and what was the reception like? 
KC: A girl I went to school with very sadly passed away and her older sister organised this arts festival in her memory because she was someone who loved poetry, art, drama and music.

We were invited to perform at the event after our friend Phoebe had a conversation with her sister.  I had written the play at this point, although now it has changed quite a lot.

It was a very early draft, kind of script-in-hand type thing and we had a full read-through. Even though it was an arts festival, no-one seemed to actually want to sit down and watch to a play in silence.

We were really nervous and didn’t know quite what to expect from the audience. We just started performing and by the end of the play every single person in the tent had turned around and was engaged with the piece. It was the best outcome we could’ve hoped for!

MJ: How have you found assistant directing the play Toni and how did this come about for you? 
Toni Ward (TW): Kate sent me the play and I immediately found it funny and liked how it was so simple with two women onstage telling this story.

I knew that any person watching the play would be able to relate to it, we’ve all been in toilets in clubs and had those funny conversations.

I kept reading the drafts and after Kate and I moved in together, she just asked if I wanted to assistant director. I instantly said I’d love to and we kind of went from there.

KC: When I wrote it, I had such a strong vision for the play. I don’t always think that writing and directing is the best combination because it can be difficult to see past your own ideas.

But because I had such a strong connection to the script, I realised that it just wouldn’t be right for me not to direct it. By the same token, I didn’t want to be too close to it and because I trust Toni so much, I thought it would be a good idea to ask if she was interested in assistant directing to keep me balanced and to have different creative ideas in the mix.

TW: Today has been so nice because it’s the first full rehearsal I’ve been able to sit in on. It’s so rewarding seeing the play come to life and all the changes that have been made since the start of the process.

MJ: Sometimes the roles of the director and the assistant director can become blurred. How have the two of you separated your roles and made this work for you? 
TW: Well for example, today we split up the warm-up exercises, Kate did the meditation and then we did a full run through. We both gave separate notes at the end and took it in turns to give feedback.

We have a similar work ethic, it’s there’s never a case where we clash over the same point. There’s no tension and I think we gel creatively which is a good thing!

MJ: This is your first project completely separate from the safety net of being a university student with support from the drama department and the drama society. How have you found the experience so far? 
TW: I think the Fringe process really helped Kate work out how to do projects independently. She seems to know exactly what needs to be done and what to prioritise.

KC: I agree and I think uni set us up really nicely and helped us navigate how to put on theatre independently and use what Manchester has to offer.

Georgia Phillips (GP): Well as you were saying, whilst we don’t have that safety net of the drama department and the guarantee that all your friends will come to watch the shows, it is a risk putting on something like this.

However, the risk makes it so much more exciting and more of a challenge. We don’t know who’s going to turn up and how it’s going to go and what kind of response it will get. So we have to make it as good as we can. I think we have all enjoyed the challenge so far.

MJ: What would you say is your favourite bit to perform from the play? 
Harri Millsopp (HM): Well this is a tricky one because I love all the scenes. We haven’t finished blocking the play yet so my answer to this question might change. The opening scene, for me, is so enjoyable to act.

It’s quick, it’s witty and encapsulates their relationship. It’s kind of like table tennis, well the majority of the scenes are like that, so that’s quite challenging in a way because, in theatre, duologues don’t usually last for an entire play.

We can’t rely on other people and the play is mostly talking over one another at a fast pace.
GP: We just finished blocking a scene today which is the turning point in the narrative. It starts as this funny story and then this particular scene comes around and begins to show the cracks in their relationship and how it’s all going to unravel.

I like that, I like the scene where everything starts to go downhill. Because we’ve basically been doing comedy up until now –

HM: and we haven’t really done a scene where there’s been a serious, emotional conversation. There’s not been a situation yet where difficulty or conflict has arisen.

GP: The conflict on really arises halfway through the plot and we’ve got a lot left to block so I’m excited to see how it plays out. I think we’ve really built up the chemistry between the sisters so I’m excited to explore how the conflict manifests itself.

MJ: Leading on from that, because the play is about a relationship between sisters, how did you build the chemistry between each another? 
HM: I honestly feel like it came so naturally to us. I’ve never been in a play where I felt so connected to the character or actor. It’s very bizarre how it’s just happened.

GP: With a two-hander, you do feel this added pressure because this relationship is what the entire play bounces off so if it doesn’t work then the play won’t have much life to it. We did do quite a few character exercises at the start of rehearsals, but we didn’t have to do too much.

HM: It sounds very cliché but when I met you, I did feel like I remembered you in a previous life. In a sense, I do feel very lucky that we haven’t had to work on our chemistry a ridiculous amount.

MJ: What do you anticipate might be your biggest challenge when acting these roles? 
GP: Portraying the situation truthfully is the main thing. We have been working with the Daisy Network which is a charity to support women with premature menopause and we are in conversation with a few women who have suffered from the condition.

KC: It is the most amazing charity, it’s quite small but the work they do is amazing. They’re the only charity in the UK that addresses this issue which is unbelievable. They gave me a list of women who were interested in sharing their story and we’ve been in conversation with three or four for a while now.

We went for coffee with one of the women on Friday and she was so open and honest in sharing her story, we really felt like we could ask any question.

GP: It was good to find out how the condition had affected other people around her because it’s easy enough to read up online about the symptoms but how it truly affects you as a person, your friendships and your relationships is a different thing altogether. The biggest challenge for me will definitely be wanting to portray it truthfully and do it justice.

KC: The woman we spoke to read the script as well and she really liked it and we are really excited that three of them are coming to see the play in March.

MJ: How did your partnership with 53two come about? 
KC: We are performing the play at 53two for the run in March and so far, they have been absolutely amazing. Initially, we didn’t get anywhere with the venue as they said they were completely booked up.

But we tried again a few weeks later and eventually myself and Elis, our producer, met up with a guy called Simon. At this point, he had read the script and really loved it.

He seemed to get the piece and ended up offering to co-produce the play with us as he wants to make sure that this unrepresented topic gets a stage. So far the partnership has worked so well.

Not only can we use their space, we’ve been able to use Hope Studios, they’re always a phone call away and had great ideas for nights we can do to promote the play.

MJ: After Manchester, are you planning on taking Flushed down to London? 
KC: Well hopefully, we have sent the script to a bunch of venues and just waiting to hear back. The plan is London, Edinburgh, New York and the Moon!

MJ: How are you going about promoting the play and how will you ensure that it gets the recognition it deserves? 
KC: We are inviting reviewers, other theatres, theatre companies, the Daisy Network and hopefully will get it filmed so we can send it out.

TN: We just want to make it as big as it can be. It’s such an important issue and the theatre is the best place to educate people anyway. I’m particularly anticipating seeing the reactions of male audience members, to see how the play might affect them.

GP: I agree, that is what’s so great about the play. The first half is so funny and sweet and you grow to love Marnie and Jen. Even men who might be more uncomfortable talking about menopause, I definitely think that Flushed has the capacity to really touch them.

HM: I think as well that at the moment there are so many plays about depression in particular and this brings a different angle to the debate. I really think it could take off.
TN: And not that it could take off but should take off because the play will actually help people learn about this health condition, especially because hardly anybody has heard about it.

KC: Most people have the feeling of isolation in common. The women we talked to all said that they didn’t know where to turn to because there are no obvious groups out there other than the Daisy Network.

The support and response we’ve had already has made us feel so incredibly lucky, and to have 53two behind us as well as the Manchester Actors Platform. So much has gone into Flushed already and we just want to keep meeting people.

TN: If you want to talk to us then come to talk to us, we’d love to hear about your experiences and share what we have learnt from this process so far.

KC: That is what essentially drives us into wanting to make this play and take it as far as it can possibly go.
Flushed runs at 53two from 27th-31st March. You can follow the play on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

Review: Don Broco – Technology

It’s been an interesting couple of years for Brit rock band, Don Broco. Since breaking on to the music scene way back in 2008, the band have massively developed and evolved their image, sound, and personalities.

Don Broco’s previous album Automatic, released back in 2015, explored more of a pop-tinged style. Finally on to their third album, the highly anticipated Technology completely personifies their musical journey that Don Broco has have endeavoured upon. No longer immature cocksure ‘cheeky chappies’ — which was apparent in their ‘Thug Workout’ days —, but rather more mature, with a much deeper, and darker, sound.

The album kicks off with title track ‘Technology’, which immediately throws you into the deep end of post-rock heartiness. Lead singer Rob Damianis’ voice never disappoints, with a rounded, deep, and sultry sound, that is almost irresistible. There’s something quite unique about his tone which keeps you listening and dying for more.

Moving onto ‘Stay Ignorant’ — released prior to the album — it again blasts you with fuzzy and dirty rock sounds. This trend continues with ‘T-Shirt Song’ which details about going to a gig and losing their shit at the last song.

“They’re saying there’s one song left, no time for no regrets, I take my t-shirt off, swing it around my head”

The album takes a slight shift in musical tone, moving towards a more techno, electronic vibe, for ‘Come Out to LA’, before hopping straight back in with ‘Pretty’, with its sexy yet sinister undertones, before dropping absolutely intoxicating heavy drops and riffs during the choruses. Damianis’ range contrasts from the wholesome growl in some parts, almost becoming a screamer, before switching effortlessly to higher pitches during the bridges.

‘Greatness’ almost feels like Don Broco is taking another shift, with a disco intro but almost straight away drag you back into their grungy sound which they’ve incorporated cleverly. ‘Porkies’, another stand out track for me, is probably about as heavy as it gets on the album. Similarly ‘Potty Mouth’ rolls out — surprisingly enough — all of the swear words left, right, and centre, this track plays around with distortion and makes it really exciting and fun to listen to.

‘Got to Be You’ and ‘Something to Drink’ feel like they’re going to reveal a lighter tone — to begin with, at least. This is certainly the case lyrically and vocally, and yet the tracks are still underlined with strong bass lines. At some points, these tracks remind me somewhat 30 Seconds to Mars.

Technology rolls out a mighty 16 tracks, each one sing-along worthy in their own way. From loving Don Broco’s first album, Priorities, to being undecided on Automatic, this new album has really been overwhelming in all aspects — in a good way.

Don Broco have managed to hold on to the cocksure attitude that makes us love them. Still singing about being young and reckless, and all of the issues that come along with that on the way.

8/10