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Month: December 2021

Palace Theatre Manchester gets ready to Stick It to the Man

With the career options of school children fast dwindling thanks to waves after waves of COVID lockdowns, School of Rock brings in a timely intervention, a shot in the arm (pardon the pun) to provide them (and us) with some alternative career counselling at Manchester’s Palace Theatre.

Join the fantastic cast (including some insanely talented kids) as they make it their personal responsibility to channel their energy (and that of the audience) to put a hole in the ceiling and convince kids of a life beyond school. The show features all the originals from the film (which starred Jack Black) and 14 new songs from Andrew Lloyd Webber. Don’t be expecting anything like The Phantom of the Opera though. That said, Phantom‘s most notable song is, ironically, a rock song, so why not treat yourself to a whole evening of ALW rock?!

School of Rock opened on New York’s Broadway, found its way to London’s West End, and is now headed to meet an audience that can match its energy and enthusiasm, despite a year that put a dampener on the festive spirit. Lasting 2 and a half hours, this is your chance to start the year off with a bang, a pop, a riff, a sizzle and of course, some well-meaning career advice!

School of Rock plays at Manchester’s Palace Theatre from 4th-15th January. Book yourself a ticket today – but only if you’re ready to stick it to the man!

Don’t Look Up: No need for subtlety in McKay’s perfect satire for the modern world

Adam McKay’s latest is an instant attention grabber. With its star-studded cast (DiCaprio, Lawrence, Streep, Blanchett, Chalamet, to name only a few), Don’t Look Up is one of Netflix’s main awards players of the year, a film set for widespread success. Despite poorly edited trailers and lack of critical acclaim, it proved to be a hilarious satire for our times and one of the most important films to come out of Hollywood in recent years.

The story follows an astronomer and university professor Dr Randall Mindy (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his grad student Kate Dibiasky (Jennifer Lawrence), who discovers a comet about to hit the Earth directly, a planet killer large enough to wipe out all human life. Being the first ones to know about the imminent danger, the two embark on a journey to warn the media and politicians. Going from newspapers to White House offices to TV stations, they’re met with disregard and made fun of, struggling to find anyone who would take them seriously and start acting to save the planet.

Although McKay began working on the project before the coronavirus pandemic, the similarities are glaring. Ignorance from American political elites and masses who question whether the discovered comet even exists, it all seems almost too real. From yet another wake-up call for the world, this time more straightforward than ever, Don’t Look Up morphs into a frustration-fuelled satirical analysis of everything that happened in America in the past years. 

The president of the United States, a conservative played by Meryl Streep and an obvious parody of Donald Trump, becomes interested in the comet only when she discovers she can use it to her political advantage. Meanwhile, the billionaires of the world, symbolised here by Mark Rylance’s character, the weirdest combination of Steve Jobs, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg imaginable, only look at the life-threatening danger in terms of potential profits.


 

Don’t Look Up Trailer

Above all the jokes, there’s a constant palpable sense of a looming disaster, with Nicholas Britell’s haunting score never letting the viewer feel safe or at peace. Even when the ‘villains’ of the films deliver their wittiest punchlines, the fear of the approaching comet is never forgotten, even for a brief moment.

Using pitch-black humour and intentional heavy-handedness, Adam McKay pokes fun at politics, media, Hollywood, and the public, combining it all into one clear-cut and engaging narrative. It works as a clever commentary on the coronavirus pandemic and the way it’s been handled in the US, but also as a universal satire on the modern world in general, without a need for specific points of reference. It paints the world in bleak colours, stripping away any kind of hope that humanity could ever come as one. Because if a scientifically-proven threat to the existence of all of humankind is as divisive an issue as everything else, what could possibly make people unite?

Don’t Look Up is two and a half hours of hilarious satire, a highly entertaining laugh-through-tears approach to being troubled by ubiquitous decay and ignorance. It is aware of its straightforwardness and embraces its forceful nature, being consciously built around that approach; after all, there is nothing subtle about the end of the world. 

Above all that, it is a film fully aware of its limitations, ultimately recognising that, sometimes, however much we try and however right we are, we will remain powerless.

4.5/5

Don’t Look Up was released on Netflix on the 24th of December.

C’mon C’mon…you have to see this film

C’mon C’mon is the latest A24 film directed by Mike Mills and starring Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny, a radio journalist who is left to take care of his young nephew Jesse. The film’s pivotal focus is centred around the development of Johnny and Jesse’s (Woody Norman) relationship, alongside repairing the troubled bond between Johnny and his sister, Viv (Gaby Hoffman).

Despite being a radio journalist, Johnny struggles to express his emotions and is at first reluctant to answer the searching questions asked by Jesse. As a child, he questions why Johnny doesn’t talk to Viv and asks why Johnny must look after him. Jesse knows something is wrong but isn’t sure what.

This film beautifully depicts how children are smarter than we think; even if we don’t tell them what’s going on they know when someone is troubled. The film does an excellent job of showcasing vulnerability and discussing sensitive topics with children, such as mental health.

C’mon C’mon trailer

Above all, C’mon C’mon is about parenting. Johnny struggles to relate and interact with Jesse, and their relationship grows organically. It isn’t a smooth curve of development; they have troubles in their relationship from start to finish. That’s what being a parent is like though, you have to set boundaries on what behaviour is appropriate so that the child becomes well-developed.

Whilst Jesse’s relationship with Johnny improves, he misses his mother but is scared to go back home if she is still stressed. The relationship between parent and child is really put to the test with these geographical differences. The character Viv was incredible at showcasing the struggles of what you may want as a parent (to be with your child) and the obligations you must fulfil (make sure that your loved one is safe). Although she is physically far away, she tries her best to call frequently to interact with her son and reassure Johnny of what to do.

Whilst Johnny learns about Jesse and his emotions, he also finds self-discovery in the relationship. He recognises how he represses his emotions, so reluctant to answer questions and open up. Whether this is about his turbulent relationship with Viv or how his past relationship broke down, he learns how to express himself through learning how to get Jesse to open up about himself.

Although Johnny’s job is to ask children questions about their vision of the future, he struggles to look at the future as he still focuses on his past. Through the lessons he learns when being Jesse’s supervisor, he can come to terms with his past and can look towards strengthening the bonds he has with his family.

Throughout the film, Johnny’s memories of his deceased mother are compared to the struggles that Viv’s husband has, highlighting how each person deals with grief and hardship. Whilst the passing of their mother tore their relationship apart, Viv’s husband’s struggles to bring Viv and Johnny closer as they are forced to be in contact for Jesse’s sake.

When family needs each other, they’re there for each other. I thought that C’mon C’mon was one of the most human films I’ve seen in a long time. When all of the characters are flawed to some extent, it makes the relationships and dynamics between one another feel very real and easy to get invested in. Woody Norman provides one of the best child acting performances of the decade, and Joaquin Phoenix was perfectly cast to play his uncle.

This is a timeless, feel-good movie, and it deserves all of the critical praise that it has already been given.

Easily 5/5.

Spotlight: Village Books

Village Books opened a new shop in Manchester in October 2021, after first opening its doors in Leeds in 2012. The shop is an airy and cool space, a refreshing change from classic bookshops, where the amount you haven’t read yet can feel overwhelming. As so many of the publications they stock are art based, it also serves as a gallery, with bright covers catching the eye.  

We spoke to Joe at Village Books to find out more about the shop and what they sell:

Can you tell me a little bit about the type of books and magazines Village sells?

Village stocks a wide selection of contemporary art, design, fashion and photography publications. We also source self-published and small press zines from artists around the world.

Do you have a favourite publication or one you would recommend at the moment?

My current favourites in the shop are Barcelona-based interiors magazine Apartamento and Chance Encounters in the Valley of Lights, the recent title from Mancunian photographer Rik Moran. It tells the story of an unsolved extraterrestrial case in Todmorden during the 1980s. 

Village Books is also a not-for-profit gallery space. Do you have any events coming up in the new year? 

At the moment our main gallery is in Leeds but we do have a small exhibition/event space within the Manchester shop. We predominantly focus on events around a publication, whether that be an exhibition which works as an extension of a publication, an exhibition where a book is made from the work shown or simply the launch of a publication.

We have a few bits lined up so the best thing to do is follow us on Instagram to keep up to date with what we have going on.

Village first opened its doors in Leeds. What made you want to expand to Manchester? 

Quite simply we have always loved Manchester and wanted to contribute a diverse range of contemporary printed matter to its already brilliant creative community.

Why the name ‘Village’?

We are all about bringing people together and sharing ideas. Community is at the core of what we do so the name Village felt like a suitable fit.

Where can Village Books be found (in Manchester) and what are the opening hours?

Village is on 131 Oldham Street (M4 1LN) in the Northern Quarter. We are open seven days a week from around midday to about 6ish.

We would highly recommend checking out Village Books and their selection of books, magazines, and publications. Christmas is coming rapidly round the corner, and this is the perfect place to find unique and thoughtful presents.

The most ‘bingeable’ box sets for the festive period

Assignments are handed in, lectures are done and the days are short – that makes the festive holidays the perfect time to find your new TV obsession. After a long first semester back on campus, these dramas and comedies will provide the escapism needed from the dark winter nights. 

Derry Girls

Seasons: 2, 12 episodes

Where to watch: Netflix, All Four

The Irish comedy is set in 1990s Derry against the backdrop of The Troubles. It combines themes of adolescence, family life and Irish history, creating a show that feels intimate and joyful. With each episode lasting 20 minutes, Derry Girls is the perfect boxset for someone looking for laughs or just an easy watch. The show boasts a talented cast with a stand out performance from Nicola Coughlan (aka Penelope from Bridgeton). Here, she portrays Clare Delvin, one-fifth of the comedic friendship group who struggle their way through detentions and school altercations all while in a Catholic school. With the comedy’s third and final series currently being filmed, now is the perfect time to jump into the hilarious and touching world of the Derry Girls.

The Good Place

Seasons: 4, 53 episodes

Where to watch: Netflix

If you’re looking for a Christmas binge that’ll teach you something between its humorous moments, The Good Place may be the show for you. The plot follows Eleanor Shellstrop, played by Christen Bell, as she enters the afterlife’s ‘Good Place’. There, she must navigate her moral and personal issues that arise due to her dubious past. The Good Place will keep you on your toes with a clever script that encompasses everything from Plato and Kant to giant ladybirds and mythical creatures. Each episode combines humour and poignancy, with its driving theme summed up by the Good Place’s overseer: “What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday”. It is the journey of the central six characters through self-discovery and self-improvement, and of course lots of genuinely funny interactions, which will be the reason you’ll want to keep on clicking the ‘next episode’ button. 

I May Destroy You

Seasons: 1, 12 episodes 

Where to watch: BBC iPlayer

After her award-winning debut, Michaela Coel returned in 2020 with her self-written and directed drama I May Destroy You. The show documents the experiences of dynamic main character Arabella after the night she was drugged and raped. Coel won a Bafta for her portrayal of Arabella, drawing on her own experiences as a survivor of sexual assault to track the character’s journey through trauma and acceptance. Coel creates a thought-provoking and beautifully filmed series with a vibrant soundtrack and contemporary London setting. There’s still an element of warmth and humour in the face of such a complicated subject matter. I May Destroy You is incredibly powerful, and, if you haven’t yet seen any of Coel’s work, the Christmas break is the perfect time to start.

Pose

Seasons: 3, 26 episodes

Where to watch: BBC iPlayer, Netflix

This expansive, diverse drama tells the story of the New York drag ball community from the 1980s, drawing on its rich history to create fictional characters firmly rooted in reality. The show was in itself groundbreaking, featuring the largest cast of trans actors in TV history, focusing its central stories on the lives of minority characters; shining a light on their inspiring stories of self-expression and struggle. Pose retains its credentials as an acclaimed drama, tackling important themes including unapologetic love, homophobia, loss, HIV and AIDS. The costumes, sets and cinematography are exuberant and vibrant, making Pose the great option for someone wanting a new TV obsession that combines escapism with true heart and feeling. 

Beg, borrow, or rent: how you can look sustainably fabulous this festive season

The festive season is one of the most destructive for our planet as over-consumption always hits an all-time high during this period. 

The fashion industry, like always, is no exception to this issue as the festive season has become an excuse for everyone to buy a new outfit every year. However, there are plenty of ways you can be more sustainable this season besides thrifting your outfit. Here are our tips on how to save the planet and your wallet this festive season: 

Re-style

The most sustainable thing you could do is re-wear the clothes you already have and let’s face it: you probably already have an unnecessary amount of glittery clothes that only got worn a few times. Re-styling your pieces could allow you to feel like you have a fresh outfit without the environmental and financial consequences of actually getting new pieces.

Try layering a sweater over a dress to make it into a skirt or putting a shirt under last year’s slip dress. Mix and match your tops and bottoms to create new fits. Essentially playing dress-up with your wardrobe could be the best thing you could do for the planet, isn’t that fun? 

And, if you’re feeling a bit crafty, maybe cutting some pieces could give them a life you never knew they could have: Do you have a skirt with an unflattering hem? Cut it a shorter! A dress with a lovely neckline but an over-the-top bottom that just feels too much? Cut it and turn it into a top! 

Borrow or swap 

If you truly cannot look at the clothes you already have, maybe try looking at someone else’s wardrobe. Whether it’s your flatmate, your sibling, your friend or your parent, there is surely someone in your life that has a cute fit they’d be happy to lend you for a night. 

Alternatively, you could also organise a swap with your flatmates and your friends to snatch a brand new fit for free while also ensuring that the old pieces you weren’t going to wear again will get a new loving owner. 

There are also online platforms like Nuw that allows you to link up with other swappers in your local area to swap or borrow clothes. The app is free and allows you to list your under-loved pieces to either be swapped or borrowed. You earn ‘coins’ which you can use to borrow or swap other people’s pieces. Alternatively, you can also pay 99p for each swap.  

If you want something a bit more fancy: Hurr is a website that specialises in mid-range designers like Jaquemus, Ganni, Rixo etc. While you can borrow from other people directly, the platform has also official renting partners from which you can borrow clothes. 

In a similar range: By Rotation is an app that links up lenders and renters. There is currently a special edit for festive dresses under £50 from brands like Kitri, Ghost, Shrimps and more!

Rent 

Finally, if you really just want a fabulous designer piece but don’t want to pay the full price, renting your festive outfit could be the solution for you. 

Although Gen Z is notorious for being less attracted to the idea of renting as thrifting on depop seems cheaper and more convenient there are now plenty of renting platforms out there that cater for our generation. 

Onloan is a UK based clothes renting website which you can subscribe to on a monthly basis. They currently have two membership plans: 2 items/month for £69 (Items worth  ~£500) and 4 items a month for £99 (Items worth  ~£1000). While this may seem like a lot, many already spend that much every month and this would allow you to wear different high-end pieces every month. 

Rotaro on the other hand, lets you rent find the perfect outfit, select a rental date and duration and will deliver your pieces the very next day. If you’re looking for a one-off outfit, this is probably the way to go as you won’t have to think about cancelling your membership and you can find high-end pieces for a real steal! 

If you’re on a tighter budget, HireStreet is really easy to use and has a wide selection of high-street pieces like M&S x Ghost, Whistles or French Connection. 

Hanging out the dirty laundry on greenwashing – how to spot and avoid it

Greenwashing is a common trap that consumers fall into especially with an increasing number of fast fashion brands claiming to be more sustainable. While many fashion brands are taking positive steps to become more environmentally friendly, a lot of this involves deceiving customers by appearing sustainable when they’re not, in a ploy to generate more sales. Companies can easily describe their products as sustainable without having to provide evidence and a lot of their customers will believe them.

This has made it increasingly challenging for consumers who are seeking to make more sustainable clothing choices – what can they believe? Here is an easy guide on how to spot greenwashing in fashion companies to aid you on your journey to becoming a more sustainable consumer.

The Vegan Façade

Photo Credit: Zahra Mukadam

Vegan clothing is amazing in terms of animal cruelty but does not necessarily translate to eco-friendly when it comes to fashion. Sometimes, vegan fashion involves synthetic materials which can be harmful to the planet. For example, PVC is vegan but is also very toxic and contributes to global warming. Vegan alternatives to materials such as leather have also been seen to be less durable which means they are disposed of more quickly. Vegan clothing still produces a lot of water waste like non-vegan clothing does – around 2,700 litres of water per t-shirt. This is enough water for a person to drink for 2 years.

Is sustainability indented in all aspects of the business or just certain clothing ranges?

Many companies, specifically fast fashion brands, tend to have sustainable clothing ranges whilst the rest of their business is home to unethical, unsustainable fast fashion products and practices. Google is free – do a quick google search on who makes the clothes you want to buy and whether their numbers match their claims. Companies make claims but they don’t have any proof to back it up. You may feel like you are doing good buy purchasing from a sustainable range however if the company itself is unsustainable, you are still fuelling a fast fashion brand that harms the planet.

Natural does not equal good

Fashion brands may advertise that their materials are natural which does sound pretty good. Not always though. The sourcing of these natural materials determines whether or not they are actually eco-friendly. For example, viscose is a natural material however, it is the cause of a lot of deforestation. It is therefore important to check that the viscose used in the clothing item you want to purchase has derived from a certified source. Bamboo also falls into this category of not always being eco-friendly. When buying bamboo products, make sure that it is organic bamboo. If not, it will most likely have been grown with harmful pesticides. It’s good to learn about materials and the way in which they are sourced.

False Labels

Photo Credit: Zahra Mukadam

When looking at a clothing item that claims to be sustainable, it will usually have a label stating so in order to seem attractive. This label tends to make you as a consumer believe that you are purchasing a sustainable and ethical item and thus persuade you into buying it. A classic example of this is Primark’s “made with sustainable cotton” label which they have created themselves. This is not a verified label, however, and can encourage consumers to buy this product as they believe they are doing less harm. If it really was sustainable, it would receive an official label.

It is also important to analyse any labels or sustainable lines properly. For example, “made with sustainable cotton” doesn’t mean that the whole clothing item is 100% sustainable cotton, it could just be a small percentage. Additionally, sustainable cotton does not mean that the workers in their factories are being treated ethically. One good looking label does not equal a sustainable and ethical business or item of clothing. With Primark, using sustainable cotton is great however their main practices of cheap and fast production just don’t go together with sustainability.

It’s not easy being green

Following these steps or not, greenwashing is hard to avoid – we can all be tricked by these incorrect or exaggerated claims. The lack of regulations only makes it easier for these brands to lie and therefore, easier for us to be fooled. Even with the knowledge of greenwashing, shopping sustainably can still have its barriers. Straying away from fast fashion is a hard task and not everyone is privileged enough to shop ethically and sustainably. This can be owing to various reasons such as income issues and size restrictions from certain brands. The ultimate aim is to not shame, but bring knowledge and empowerment to consumers so that they can make informed choices and hold big businesses accountable.

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Has the ‘vinyl revival’ gone too far?

Vinyl record sales have been increasing for 13 years in a row, with 2020’s sales at the highest since the early 90s. 2021 has seen as a great number of problems with vinyl pressing however, and the demand for vinyl is only making them worse, with estimated demand being over double what supply can keep up with.

When it was revealed in early November that Adele had ordered 500,000 copies of her album to be pressed on vinyl, many were outraged, in particular about the effect this would have on smaller artists who rely on vinyl revenue as a large portion of their income. But although 500,000 units is a massive amount, it is unfair to blame Adele if you can’t get your hands on a vinyl copy of a band’s new album, as there are a multitude of other pre-existing problems.

Obviously, increased demand is the root cause of most of the issues causing vinyl delays. Although smaller artists, particularly in the rock genre where the highest vinyl sales lie, have always focused on vinyl when releasing an album, the same cannot be said for larger pop artists as they are able to make much more money from streaming. Increased vinyl sales have alerted larger artists to the money they can make from physical sales, which has naturally made it more difficult for smaller artists with less power and ordering less units, to get their orders processed.

It has been said that Universal block-book their releases up to 2 or 3 years ahead in the US, which puts a further blow on independent labels who simply aren’t able to do that. These problems for smaller artists are especially apparent at the moment with Adele, Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, and Elton John all releasing albums at similar times. As well as the fact that the top selling vinyl albums year after year are older albums (Rumours and Back to Black) so are being continuously pressed, making less space for new releases.

The pandemic also contributed to a growth in demand, due to both artists having more time to record music, and listeners buying more vinyl (discogs reported a 29.69% percent rise in vinyl sales from January to June 2020, compared to the same period in 2019, with the biggest spike occurring in April). Physical sales were also one of the most effective ways for bands to still receive income in a time when touring and festivals were completely off the cards, but many album releases were delayed anyway until bands believed they’d be able to tour again, which also lead to competition at pressing plants with more releases falling at very similar times.

Adele’s aforementioned new album 30

Further strain was then added by the effects of Brexit, with only 6 pressing plants in the UK, most vinyl sold in the UK is made in Germany. The main problem experienced by labels is the UK no longer being in the VAT union, as it has added extra customs costs, usually around 20%. Longer shipping times and holds at customs also haven’t helped the problem.

A worldwide PVC shortage is causing problems in many industries, not only in vinyl. Most PVC is produced in Texas, with the shortage emerging due to abnormal weather for 2 years running, and a fire at a lacquer factory responsible for over 70% of the world’s supply in early 2020. The shortage is making it much more difficult to press coloured vinyl variants, with suppliers also being able to raise their prices as a result. This is particularly bad for artists who tend to release multiple variants of the same album, as many people buying multiple copies of an album obviously boosts sales and chart positions.

So will these problems change the way in which artists operate? For very large artists probably not, and I think the Adele example demonstrates this. Larger artists can afford to place huge vinyl orders that will impact hugely on the orders small bands want to place. Sadly, split-releases will probably end up becoming much more common-place. An example of this is Bring Me the Horizon’s most recent record POST HUMAN; SURVIVAL HORROR which was released digitally in October 2020, but not on vinyl until January 2021. When released digitally it reached 5th position in the album charts, but went to number 1 with the physical release.

Don Broco also opted for this release format with their most recent LP Amazing Things after continuous setbacks in both vinyl and CD production. The Album has not yet been released physically, however the digital album released in October only reached 91st position in the album charts, whilst their 2018 album Technology reached number 5. This shows the huge power physical sales have in certain genres of music, and the problems in vinyl production will only hit these artists the hardest.

The most predictable time of the year: The Holiday and Happiest Season

Perhaps it’s glib for film critics to target rom-coms, a genre often dismissed as ‘women’s cinema’ or ‘chick flicks’ that struggles to be taken seriously. That said, even the rom-com has a responsibility to be entertaining. To spruce up this classic genre to tell interesting rather than cliched stories, it’s necessary to cast romantic leads who have good chemistry. Unfortunately, this is where the popular Christmas films The Holiday and Happiest Season fall short. Let me explain.

The Holiday is about two very rich and very single women who swap homes around the festive period. Iris (Kate Winslet) opens the film with a monologue: “I suppose I think about love more than I really should”. She is hopelessly in love with her co-worker and craves a change from her quiet cottaged life in the UK.

On the other hand, Amanda (Cameron Diaz) is a Hollywood producer, living the fast life in Los Angeles until she chucks out her partner having discovered he’s unfaithful. Both need a change of scene, and what better way than to cross the Atlantic and swap houses for the holiday having bonded over a very dated AOL chat. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDi5zH18vxU
The Holiday trailer

The Holiday’s worst sin is that it all too willingly goes through the classic rom-com motions. Iris meets a songwriter Miles (Jack Black), heartbroken from his cheating model girlfriend, whilst Amanda meets Iris’s ‘player’ brother Graham (Jude Law) when he turns up to her house drunk.

The film is bookended by everyone meeting on New Year’s Eve, a new equilibrium achieved. Although it’s made clear that neither of these ‘career’ women are going to leave their jobs for their men, which is something I was worried about, they still entirely revolve their lives around male validation. “I’m looking for something corny in my life”. 

It’s a romance film, so in true form, it suggests that the eternal goal in life is to find ‘the one’. However, there needs to be a little more about these women outside of that. They’ve got personality; Iris helps an ageing Hollywood writer find his confidence, and Amanda narrates aspects of her life in the format of movie trailers.

And yet there’s little about them that doesn’t fall back on stock tropes. There’s an uncomfortable sequence of Amanda buying all the food in a village shop, walking down the isles drinking an open bottle of wine. Ah, yes, a woman at her lowest point. 

Films find their meaning in unanswered questions that keep audiences watching. The question here is “will they or won’t they?”. Iris is still in contact with her neglectful co-worker, and bonds with Miles who is also being neglected by his partner. Amanda has to go back home yet finds herself falling for Graham within a few days of knowing him. They will of course end up together despite such a short time. It’s inevitable. “Legend has it, when the Santa Anas blow, anything can happen”. 

Without mincing my words, it’s very straight. The characters are flat and boring. However, these examples of bland Christmas cheer and seasonal romance are not ‘straight’ film issues. The recent Happiest Season, a lesbian coming out Christmas story, suffers from the same problems.

Abby (Kristen Stewart) wants to propose to her girlfriend Harper (Mackenzie Davies) but is shocked to find that Harper hasn’t yet come out to her family despite the two staying with them over the holiday. “I’m scared that if I tell them who I really am, I will lose them”. Inevitable hijinks ensue. Like The Holiday, the film really is a bit of light fun, but it is still so templated and so emotionless. Despite the genre being updated, made more inclusive, and an undeniable milestone for representation, it still falls for all the same reductive cliches. 

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Happiest Season trailer

In one scene Abby, feeling dispirited, meets Riley (Aubrey Plaza), only to find out that Riley is Harper’s ex. Harper also kept Riley a secret and Abby and Riley soon bond. The two have palatable chemistry, and it almost feels as if the film is about to go off and let them be together. But of course, the film can’t allow any sort of ‘natural’ romance.

Even as a piece of lesbian romance, it has to appease a Hollywood-approved formula. Add to that the subplot of Harper’s politician father, and her fear that coming out would ‘hurt’ his chances of winning, the film is an unexpectedly conservative vision. A lovely, lighthearted comedy, about Christmas at a Republican’s house. 

It’s a shame, and it’s also a shame that it revolves around coming out. Recent movements have argued that gay people deserve a cinema that isn’t just about heartbreak (Call Me By Your Name, Carol, Portrait of a Lady On Fire). However, the ‘lighthearted’ answer to this seems instead to revolve around coming out stories (Love, Simon, Alex Strangelove).

There’s more to being gay than coming out or being heartbroken. In both serious and fun incarnations, mainstream gay films seem unable to move past this focus. Not to mention these films are robbed of any tension because the ending is so inevitable.

Is it right to ask for more from a genre that prides itself on its easy access? If these films aren’t heartbreaking, then what can they be? 

They can still have substance, surely. 

There are many ‘chick flicks’ with real characters such as Bridget Jones or Angus Thongs. There are even films that revolve around the same anxieties like loneliness and yet speak about love freshly and beautifully, such as Richard Linklater’s Before trilogy. Why then, does Hollywood struggle to translate this to gay films focusing on the same issues?

It’s just such a waste to see a good cast appear in soulless media that instills the idea that you’re lost without a partner, or that you should tolerate your partner’s lack of communication – all in the name of this commodified fantasy of ‘true love’. 

Mancunion Christmas Worsts

Christmas is here in true Mancunian style: rain, wind and deadlines. What better time to settle down on the sofa, grab yourself some mulled wine and watch some classic Christmas TV.

Search up lists of the best Christmas films and you’ll find a relative consensus. The Grinch, The Muppets Christmas Carol and Home Alone all, predictably, feature heavily. For the sake of being different, this year at The Mancunion, we’ve decided to brainstorm some of the worst films you could watch over the festive period. Here our writers share some of their least favourite Christmas films, so your Christmas can remain merry and bright. If you still believe in the magic of Christmas, here is a cohesive list of the films to outright avoid. That being said, we hope we don’t break too many hearts and you can still indulge in the fantasy of Hugh Grant carol singing outside your door this Christmas Eve.

The Polar Express (2004)

A Christmas film I absolutely detest is Robert Zemeckis’ 2004 The Polar Express. The reaction that opinion gets from friends and family is usually some combination of indignation and pity for my lack of Christmas spirit. However, I’m actually a very festive person. I love the Christmas season, especially Christmas films!

The Polar Express follows a boy who has just reached the age where he begins to doubt the existence of Santa. On Christmas Eve he boards the mysterious train which waits outside his window, it takes him on a fantastical journey to the North Pole where he meets Santa himself. Considered by many to be a Christmas classic, the film is wonderfully atmospheric showcasing the excitement felt by children on Christmas eve. So why then must I physically leave the room when it is on?

The short answer I give people is that its creepy. I have always felt uneasy watching it due to the disturbing realism of the animated characters. As the first motion capture film – it attempted to replicate the movement of actors through sensors. However, as the technology was in its infancy it was unable to capture the movement in actor’s eyes – arguably the most essential expressive feature. This lifeless nature of character’s eyes, the strange latex quality of their skin, and the supernatural way in which Santa glows is what grants the film its uneasy, uncanny, and unbearable status in my mind.

Unfortunately, I will not be watching The Polar Express this Christmas.

Written by Carolyn Pickering (writer)

The Polar Express trailer

Holidate (2020)

If you are in the mood for a film that is so average and cliche that it’s actually wildly enjoyable, then Holidate is the film for you. Starring Emma Roberts (who should probably consider firing her agent) and a guy who looks like he should be the fourth Hemsworth brother.

The film follows two strangers who are sick of being alone during the holidays, and decide to pretend to be a couple to avoid pity from their family members. Audiences track the couple as they try to figure out the boundaries of their relationship, still in denial about their feelings for each other, until the ‘magic of Christmas’ brings them together. The main thing stopping the film from being complete trash were the leading actors, who somehow, with a lot of chemistry and a predictable friends to lovers trope, managed to make the questionable plot actually very cute.

Maybe this film sets itself apart from all the other Christmas films because, it actually manages to cover every holiday in the year, or maybe, because there’s a scene dedicated entirely to Emma Roberts being on the verge of shitting herself dressed as a pirate. Ultimately in terms of trashy films Holidate does everything right and I feel so very lucky that I’ve finally seen a film that has managed to cast vine star King Bach alongside Kristen Chenoweth, Legendary!

Written by Calima (writer)

Christmas in Evergreen (2017)

When watching a Channel 5 Sunday afternoon film, you know it’s unlikely to be the most masterful or inspiring cinematic accomplishment. However, the festive romance Christmas in Evergreen did not even slightly charm me. Cheesy dialogue and a predictable narrative, the perfect cliché festive love story. 

We follow Allie, an overly jolly, small-town veterinarian on the week up to Christmas, which she is meant to be spending with her swanky-job-big-city-boyfriend in D.C. A snowstorm hits, cancelling her flight and leaving her to spend the holidays in her hometown of Evergreen – though luckily at the airport, she meets a single father and his daughter, who she invites to stay with her. Obnoxiously Christmassy red and green outfits, perfectly styled hair, flawless decorations and cringeworthy, one-dimensional characters made the film feel horribly tacky.

The small-town versus big-city arc runs its expected course as Allie realises, she will always be a small-town girl and her heart, and true love, is in Evergreen. The overly polished look and completely formulaic storyline successfully extinguished the small ounce of Christmas joy I had.

Written by Jemma Ellwood (writer)

Love Actually (2003)

Love Actually provides neither rom nor com, or even much festive cheer. It is two hours of romanticised toxic relationships, with everyone I’ve spoken to’s main defence being John Watson and Stacey’s blossoming relationship on the set of a vanilla porno. They are minor characters at best (hence me not remembering their character’s names) so if that is the best Love Actually has to offer, despite its nine couples, it’s a concerning start for many people’s ‘favourite’ Christmas film. 

With an incredibly star-studded cast, it certainly had potential, but instead what we are left with is poorly developed storylines based purely on lust not love. Colin Firth proposes to a woman he has never spoken to; jokes are made about how Sarah never actually speaks to Karl, even Keira Knightley’s rendezvous with her husband’s best friend (which is wrong on so many levels – not limited to her awful hat) causes her surprise as he never speaks to her! 

Rather than showing me that “love, actually, is all around” it serves as a reminder why January is the most common month for divorce

Written by Ella Robinson (editor)

Love Actually trailer

Ghosts of Girlfriend’s Past (2009)

Here it is- the film that put Matthew McConaughey off doing romcoms. Ghost of Girlfriend’s Past (2009) is a loose adaptation of A Christmas Carol starring Matthew McConaughey as Connor, a womanising photographer who believes that ‘the power of a relationship lies with whoever cares less.’ After a disastrous wedding speech where Conor declares that love is for idiots (we’ve all been there) he is visited by his deceased grandfather who tells him he must change his ways and be visited by three ghosts that night which will be, you guessed it, his exes.

Scrooge’s redemptive arc in A Christmas Carol is the most heart-warming affirmation that the human condition can change, but not even Tiny Tim could humanize McConaughey’s Connor. He’s a player surrounded by hysterically written women who are obsessed with him, including love-interest Jennifer Garner. It isn’t often that a romcom actively makes you root against its central couple. My favourite scene is where Connor’s grandad (Michael Douglas) advocates negging to his fifteen-year-old grandson then hits on Emma Stone. What a weird cinematic crossover.

It’s at best a fun reimagining and at worst pretty nasty, filled with that outdated humour that saturated mid-2000s comedy. It’s not as daringly naughty as Bad Santa and lacks the heart of other seasonal romcoms like The Holiday. It’s not even fun to watch the usually charming McConaughey be a player because he never gets his comeuppance for his actions, he only gets the girl. Hopefully that spoiler is enough to deter you from sticking this one on at Christmas. Instead, put on the uncanny valley version of A Christmas Carol with Colin Firth, you’ll feel less creeped out afterwards.

Written by Pip Carew (writer)

To leather or not to leather?

In the light of environmental awareness, everyone is switching their leather Docs to the vegan equivalent. Fake leather is supposedly not only cheaper but also eco-friendly: but is it really? Is the mass-production of leather-like fabric more sustainable in the long run?

The very point of vegan leather is to make it look and feel as close to real leather as possible. Most commonly the leather you see in the fast-fashion shops is made from two different plastic polymers: PU (polyurethane) or PVC (polyvinyl chloride). They differ in structure – if your piece of clothing is thick, consists of multiple layers and is not very wrinkly, it’s most likely made from PVC. If it’s thin and feels plastic-like, it’s probably PU.  

It is more common for clothing producers to use PVC than PU, because it doesn’t create as much pollution, but both of these polymers still have an impact on the environment. As you have probably experienced, the cheap artificial leather can be sticky in your hands and have a strong odour. On top of that, if you choose to wear it to the nightclub, you’ll probably be sweating after three and a half minutes of dancing. Clothes made from this material usually don’t last very long and need to be replaced soon after their initial purchase.

leather coats and bags: real or faux leather
Photo Credit: Maia Penny and Letycja Oczkowicz

It is easy to assume that real leather is not environmentally sustainable. Each year billions of animals are killed in the leather production process, but it includes animals that are primarily used for meat production, such as cows, pigs, goats and sheep. Therefore, in most cases, leather is just a byproduct of meat production. If we want to save animals, meat production should go in line with leather production. Just stopping the use of real leather will not prevent the killing of these creatures but will only lead to more animal waste.

However, more exotic animals, such as alligators and snakes, are often killed just for their skin, not their meat. In this case, it would be much more beneficial for the environment to abandon the production of real exotic leather completely. Even though the industry is deemed cruel, real leather is still known for its durability. Good quality leather ages well and even if you wear it a lot, it doesn’t look cheap; it adapts a new, ‘worn’ look. Moreover, once purchased it can last for years. A leather coat can be passed from generation to generation and still remain chic.

Initially, leather alternatives were not created to support veganism, but to save money on products of everyday wear. When artificial leather was introduced in the late 19th century, it was made from paper products, but now, a century later, it is mostly plastic-based.

Moreover, while all vegan leather is artificial, but not all artificial leathers are vegan. Your faux leather can still contain animal products or byproducts unless it’s marked as 100% synthetic.

However, one must acknowledge that it is, at the end of the day, plastic. And as we all know, most plastic waste takes hundreds of years to break down and will inevitably end up polluting the environment. Making a vegan purchase does not necessarily mean it’s an environmentally-friendly one.

real or faux leather shoes
Photo Credit: Maia Penny and Letycja Oczkowicz

Still, technology is getting better by the day and alternatives to plastic leather have been found. It can also be made from plants and more natural resources, such as grape skin, pineapple leaves, cactus leaves, and apple peels. These alternatives are still new to the industry, but some recognisable brands like H&M and Hugo Boss are prizing themselves for being precursors of the new eco-friendly alternative. This leather imitation is managed differently depending on the kind, but all of them are described as ‘100% organic’, and ‘zero waste’.

However, although these alternatives are making a step towards improving the environment, they still rely on chemical processing in order to give them proper flexibility and a leather-like feel.

What should you do? It seems like choosing plastic leather will not necessarily save animals in the long run as the pollution from plastic products could seriously hinder their natural habitats. All in all, it seems that it’s not all black and white when it comes to leather. Your best bet is to buy second-hand before you buy new and, ultimately, drastically reduce your fashion purchases and ‘shop your closet’.

SOS seasonal supplements

The winter months have finally begun to set in, bringing with them the dreaded dark days and infestations of colds and flu. Not to mention the prevalent worry of COVID-19. It’s more of an important time than ever to be looking after our bodies as they fight their way through the season change. Beauty starts from the inside-out and there is nothing quite like a natural glow. Vitamins are integral to helping the body and the mind stay healthy throughout winter. However, we must stress that taking supplements is not a substitute for living a balanced lifestyle – they need to be taken in addition to a regular healthy routine. 

The amount of supplement support out there can seem overwhelming. We have compiled a breakdown of the most vital vitamins needed to keep living life to the fullest:  

Vitamin C and Zinc  

Photo : Jen Grunter @ Unsplash

Vitamin C supports your immune system and is now more crucial than ever whilst living through a pandemic and battling the lasting sniffles of freshers’ flu! Statistically proven to prevent illness – with a supposed 23% reduction in symptom severity – why wouldn’t you try it? Zinc is less well known for its immune support, but studies have suggested that zinc also lessens the duration and severity of the cold within 24 hours.  

Vitamin D 

Due to how dismally dark it always is in Manchester, we are unable to synthesise enough natural sunlight. So, we would suggest taking Vitamin D in the wintertime. This helps reduce the feelings of tiredness and lethargy we tend to associate with winter, yes that’s right – its not just you! It’s particularly important for people who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD). Taking Vitamin D supplements is incredibly beneficial for our mental health and has even been proven to reduce the risk of depression.  

Vitamin B12  

Photo : Nathan Dumlao @ Unsplash

With the rise of veganism, Vitamin B12 has become the new talk of the town. Found in animal products like fish, meat, poultry, eggs and milk – Vitamin B12 is almost completely absent in a vegan diet. This can cause fatigue as B12 is used in cell division and the metabolism. It doesn’t have to be taken in pill form either. There are also many types of nutritional yeast which can be sprinkled on the tops of meals if pill taking is a little too daunting.  

Vitamin B Complex  

University students are notorious for drinking extortionate amounts and eating an extensive diet of pot noodles and chicken nuggets – who would’ve thought it? This obviously takes a toll on our bodies, so it is recommended that taking eight B Vitamins (as one pill) can help to sustain the nutrient intake you might otherwise be lacking.  

Milk Thistle and Probiotics  

Photo: Wade Tregaskis @ Flickr

As the festive season rapidly approaches, we have to start preparing for eating A LOT. In order to avoid any slightly awkward stomach problems (eek!), milk thistle is extremely popular in calming upset tummies. Probiotics, a healthy bacterium that supports your gut health, is also recommended. Probiotics can also be found in many types of food such as yoghurt and miso, so if you can work any of those food groups into your Christmas meal, you’re in for an easy ride! 

Iron  

Iron deficiency (anaemia) is very common amongst young people and can lead to fatigue and episodes of fainting. Many foods contain iron, such as spinach and red meat, however supplements can give that extra support to help functioning of haemoglobin production continue as normal. So, if you suffer from a general lack of energy, or especially anaemia, make sure not to disregard the benefits of taking an iron supplement. Get that extra energy to thrive throughout the exam season!

Review: Aladdin

Let me begin this review by admitting that I don’t really like pantomimes. My mother might remind me that I loved them as a child, but that’s precisely why I don’t like them now: I am no longer a child.

Whilst I’m up for immersive theatre, I generally find audience participation awkward. I cringe at the bad acting – even if it’s good bad acting – and the crude British humour. I love the art form that is drag, but pantomime dames don’t always do it for me, and the Buttons-like character is your quintessential White man that is nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is – though maybe that’s the joke.

I saw this panto with three friends – and I was obviously the buzzkill. Ikra hates musicals but loves pantos, which ostensibly makes little sense, but I guess it’s because musicals take themselves seriously whilst pantos take the piss. I sent her to review the Opera House’s last panto, Snow White, with her housemate, Emilee – who also joined us for Aladdin, along with my friend Carly (who is up for anything). I was the big Bad Wolf to their Three Little Pigs, bringing down the mood as I complained about how much I disliked pantos.

So, why did I go to watch (and review) Aladdin if I don’t like pantos? Because Alexandra Burke is in it, of course!

I previously saw Burke in The Bodyguard. She absolutely killed it in the role made famous by the late, great Whitney Houston – and whilst singing Houston classics is risky, Burke totally pulled it off. So, I figured, if anybody could make me enjoy a panto, it’d be her.

I’m also a big fan of Aladdin. It’s the only representation I had as a kid – the only Arab/Muslim character who wasn’t a terrorist. Problematic in other ways, I know, but perhaps bad representation is better than no representation…

Photo: Phil Tragen.

For all the problems I have with pantos, I actually really enjoyed Aladdin. As a critic, I try to put myself in the position of the intended audience, to be fair and balanced, for not all shows are made with 22-year-old, middle-class, brown boys in mind! Take Dirty Dancing, the worst show I’ve seen all year: I put myself in the position of a drunken, middle-aged, White woman who grew up with the movie and swooned over the hot guy with the big butt playing the role made famous by Patrick Swayze. I greatly disliked the show, but for those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like…

So, I went into Aladdin as little me – a naive, uncultured lover of pantos – but I quickly realised that me me was actually enjoying the show. It was genuinely funny, with lots of relevant, adult humour to keep the parents dragged along by their children entertained (and those adults like me who went only to see Alexandra Burke).

I loved how Mancunian the panto was. The whole cast, minus Jafar and the Spirit, had heavy Mancunian accents, and the story was relocated from Arabia to Mancunia! The panto did suffer from some orientalism, but it was nothing too egregious – and other than that, the panto was progressive.

The show’s production value – set, costumes, etc. – was fantastic, but the panto’s real strength came from its solid script and its clever cast-members.

Photo: Phil Tragen.

A humorous highlight was the introduction of Wishee Washee, played by Manchester pantomime mainstay, Ben Nickless, who joked that he’s Wishee Washee “this year”. Nickless won Best Panto Comic in the country a couple of years ago – which really is no surprise.

His opening song was a rap, in which he lambasted Tory politicians and praised the NHS, to stellar applause from the Manchester audience. I didn’t think I’d like Wishee Washee, but he gave Burke a run for her money as the star of the show.

As we recover from the dark days of the pandemic – and as we look set to enter more dark days – it was refreshing and cathartic to see the panto make light of it. Escapism is great – it’s nice to forget our troubles – but so too is tackling our problems with humour.

It was especially funny when Wishee Washee showed off his ventriloquism. He told his mother that the puppet wanted him to wear a mask, because they were less than two-feet apart. This allowed Nickless to say the puppet’s lines whilst hiding behind a mask, to laughter from the audience.

Photo: Phil Tragen.

Ceri Depree, who played Widow Twankey, was a wonderful, quintessential pantomime dame – with more costume changes than seen at a JLo concert.

Photo: Phil Tragen.

The title character was played by West End actor Matthew Croke, the second and final actor to play Aladdin in Disney’s Aladdin in the West End. I saw his understudy when I went to see the West End musical, but I later saw him perform at a pop-up, so I know how talented he is. This is not a role that allowed him to showcase his sheer talent, but it was nice to see him do something different – possibly something outside of his comfort zone.

Although he played the main character, he was often overshadowed by the hilarious Nickless and Dupree, neither a stranger to the panto. It’s not that Croke is too talented for panto, per se – for panto requires a different type of talent than musical theatre – but it was clear that his background is not in panto. That’s not a criticism, however: Aladdin being played by a “traditional” actor created a wonderful contrast between him and the more colourful characters.

Photo: Phil Tragen.

Princess Jasmine was played by Rumi Sutton, who is from my area and recently starred as an understudy in Heathers in the West End. My friend Carly knew she recognised her, and she’s actually friends with one of our best mates, Sally – who was lucky enough to see her as Heather Duke in the West End.

Jasmine was likeable, and it was great to see her made an active heroine – heck, she’s the one that (spoiler) defeated Jafar – but the writing really let Sutton down. Her character, although the female lead, was quite forgettable – and that’s not just because some of the other characters were more vivacious, for Croke’s Aladdin was grounded yet memorable. Rather, the script just did not allow for Jasmine to be all that interesting.

Photo: Phil Tragen.

Jasmine’s mother (the Supreme Leader of Mancunia) was played by Law & Order: UK actor Nicola Sanderson. She, too, was let down by lousy writing – in an otherwise fantastic script. Pantomimes rely on cartoon villains, and that worked well for Ebanazar (John McLarnon), but the pseudo-villainous Supreme Leader was a little boring and lacked real motive. It was nice to see Jasmine have a mad mother instead of a fierce father, for a change – the pantomime successfully modernised the art form.

Photo: Phil Tragen.

The X Factor winner Alexandra Burke played Scherezade, the Spirit of the Ring, who appeared every time Aladdin rubbed his ring when in need of help. She was also a narrator at times.

She was also herself at times!

Nickless talked about Burke before he even met her character, and when the two finally met, he shouted out her name like a mad fan, which was very funny. Even better – he joked that the panto should have hired Leona Lewis instead!

During the first act, Burke treated us to a performance of her winning X Factor song, ‘Hallelujah’, to delight from the audience. During the interval, I bumped into my Studio Lambert colleague Jacob, who had been banging on about Burke since it was announced that she’d be starring in the panto. We were both thrilled to have seen Burke perform ‘Hallelujah’ but lamented that it was not ‘Bad Boys’. To our delight, she sang that bop during the second act – and then again during the curtain call. That was the highlight of the show.

Photo: Phil Tragen.

Whilst breaking the fourth wall is a convention of panto, the cast messed up several times. Messing up is not necessarily a problem; it’s how you recover from it that counts. Nickless, Dupree and McLarnon all masterfully recovered from their slip-ups and improvised with great skill. This was perhaps most notable during the tongue-twister scene, when the actors messed up their lines – unashamedly.

Then there was the scene where Wishee Washee attempts to make an audience-member his girlfriend. Croke called the woman the wrong name before being corrected by Nickless, who told us that the name which Croke used was the name of the woman from the interval. There wasn’t actually an interval that day so that might have been a fib, but Nickless’ ability to think on his feet and make light of Croke’s mistake was on point. Interestingly, Croke stayed quite serious during this scene; there was a clear contrast between Croke and Nickless’ backgrounds and training: in musical theatre, you correct your mistake; in panto, you roll with it.

Photo: Phil Tragen.

One of my favourite moments of the panto was the penultimate scene, a sort of breakaway from the main story. It came in between Jafar’s defeat and the wedding (which was basically the curtain call).

In this scene, Nickless, Dupree, Croke and Sanderson told us what they’d do for a living if they weren’t panto stars. The sketch involves person A telling us what they’d do, before person B tells us what they’d do twice, with person A repeating their line during person B’s second line. The lines are layered on top of each other, causing chaos onstage.

I’d seen a version of this skit when on holiday as a kid, and since then I’ve longed to see something similar. The first version I saw had more actors, but it was less wild and required far less skill and attention from the actors. In this version, there were two sets, so each cast-member told us two things they’d be doing if they weren’t in pantos. This meant the actors kept having to change positions, on top of getting their lines and movements right. Nickless, Dupree, Croke and Sanderson had clearly perfected this scene because a single slip-up could have ruined the whole thing.

Photo: Phil Tragen.

I was a little disappointed by the genie, the most popular character in the Disney film. In this panto, the genie was just a giant puppet that appeared twice. Whilst this version of Aladdin differed massively from the Disney version, the genie was clearly modelled on Disney’s Genie, yet the character was sidelined. I’m glad, though, because the character was pretty terrible. In fact, I’m not sure what was worse: the puppet, the bad Mancunian accent, or the cringy jokes.

Photo: Phil Tragen.

One last criticism – whilst the show was generally very funny, and Dupree was a real scene-stealer, her parody of Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face’ was an unnecessary cringe-fest. It felt like the writers just threw it in to make the panto even more camp, or because somebody loves Gaga (who doesn’t?). I know that pantos throw everything but the kitchen sink – and Widow Twankey owned a dry cleaners so we got the kitchen sink too! – but this scene killed the vibe. I also did not understand the jokes – why was the song renamed ‘Botox Face’?

Her introductory song, a cover of ‘It’s Raining Men’, made little narrative sense, but it was probably an attempt to give her introduction a Priscilla Queen of the Desert feel – and that it did! ‘Poker Face’, on the other hand, was entirely unnecessary.

Perhaps I’ve been too critical. It is just a pantomime, after all, and I shouldn’t compare it to all of the musical theatre that I see. But for all my criticisms, I really enjoyed the show – and I don’t even like pantomimes!

Aladdin runs at the Opera House until the 2nd of January.

Review: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. We all know the story, and I thought I knew what I was getting myself into. However, despite the story being pretty much identical to its source material, this production brought a breath of fresh air to the adventure. It’s hard to adapt source material that is so well-known, but this musical did an excellent job of re-telling the story and capturing my heart in the way the 2005 film did when I was a child.

If you’re somehow unaware of the plot of The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, it is the first published (but second in order) book in The Chronicles of Narnia series. It follows four siblings, Peter, Edmund, Susan and Lucy Pevensie, as they are evacuated from London during World War II and go on to live with a professor. To their surprise, the wardrobe in the professor’s spare room is actually a portal to another world, Narnia. Living in terror under the White Witch’s reign, Narnia has lived in winter for over one hundred years, and only the prophesied humans can bring spring again.

I don’t even know where to begin with this production. I thought the set designs were excellent, and the distinctions between the human world and Narnia were made very clear from the use of physical props, lighting and ensemble. For instance, when the children stepped into the wardrobe, the lights would dim to black and illuminate the doors which were being transported by the ensemble. After that, they then changed to white lighting with other ensemble members wearing all white with parasols to appear as snowy trees as a snow machine brought the woods to life.

In contrast to the wintery Narnia, the lighting would change to a warm orange glow when inside the houses of Mr Tumnus and the Beaver family to portray their kind natures. I also enjoyed the circle that overlooked the stage, where they used to portray Aslan’s overwatching eyes or the White Witch’s evil gaze. For a fairly minimal set, the ensemble brought the different locations to life.

Photo: Brinkhoff Moegenburg.

The costume designs and puppetry were also stellar. The puppet for Aslan was an impressive feature piece whenever it was on stage. I also enjoyed that the wolves dashed across the floor with crutches in their hands so that they could bounce in an animalistic manner. Another attention to detail which I loved was towards the end where the children have grown up in Narnia and we see Mr Tumnus again, with a visibly greyer beard and a grey fluffy jumper to demonstrate how much time has passed. I also cannot talk about the costuming without mentioning the White Witch and her luxurious, glittery outfits and fur coats!

For a musical, it didn’t have many songs. However, I did enjoy that the songs that it had were very folk-inspired, which set the scene of an ancient woodland.

The entire cast was very talented, and I’m always left in awe when cast members are playing instruments, acting in roles and singing. Although the entire cast was fantastic, I particularly enjoyed the performances of Samantha Womack (Eastenders) as the White Witch and Chris Jared as Aslan. I felt invested in their hatred for each other, and I believe that they captured the essence of their opposing characters perfectly. I even heard a child behind me cry when (spoiler) Aslan died, so that’s when you know it’s a compelling performance.

Whilst all of the Pevensie children were excellent, my personal favourites were Shaka Kalokoh as Edumund and Karise Yansen as Lucy, as,= once again, their distinct personalities were encapsulated in their performances.

Overall, I adored this show. It has very few faults, and it was the perfect show to see just before Christmas. This production is easily one of the best I have seen recently, and it is worthy of a 5-star rating.

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe runs at the Lowry until the 15th of January before continuing its UK tour through 2022.

In conversation with Ian McDiarmid

Ian McDiarmid needs no introduction, but for the few people unfamiliar with this Scottish star of both screen and stage, he is best-known for playing the Emperor in the Star Wars franchise. McDiarmid recently starred in The Lemon Table, which toured the country and played at Manchester’s HOME Theatre to rave reviews. An Olivier and Tony winner, McDiarmid is no stranger to the stage – but this intimate, one-man show allowed the star to show off a different side to him. I was lucky enough to sit down with him for an intimate and insightful interview.

How does it feel to be back in the theatre performing to a live audience?

Well, great – yes is the answer to that you’re not surprised to hear! I mean, that’s my job- standing in front of people every night with any luck performing some really good text. 

The big reason to be back is, you know, we’ve all been on our own, one way or another. And particularly with this play, which you probably know I made out of two short stories, and they’re two characters who really need an audience too, they can’t wait to express what they’re going through, so it connects in that way, and what you saw last night happened to connect with audiences too.

And going back to that, so what’s the importance of the theatrical experience? So in terms of being actually in a theatre, and seeing a live performance, how important is that to you?

It’s its own thing isn’t it, it’s not like anything else. Live theatre or live concert or whatever is, you know, real human beings performing to real human beings in that particular moment in time, but in the theatre anything can happen and it’s why I do it, frankly.

Not being able to do it for a while has been frustrating, but it’s been frustrating for everybody else. But it gave us a chance to really work on it in detail and, of course, not just me but the whole production team, so on, as you probably saw last night, they’re all great, they’re all of the first rank so it’s been a very happy experience.

And it’s nice for me to be back in Manchester because I’ve spent a lot of good times here. I started off as an AFM at the library many years ago, and then for a while I was an associate director at the Royal Exchange and also, around the Almeida we brought productions up here – a couple of plays with Michael Grandage’s direction. So I love Manchester and I always feel at home here. And certainly the audience’s at HOME, at this particular venue have made me feel that too so it’s been a great experience.

That’s great to hear. So talking more about the play last night, what drew you to it? What appealed to you most about adapting the two shorts from The Lemon Table?

It sort of started when I was asked to read the second one, The Silence, (the one about Sibelius) on the radio years ago just when Julian [Barnes] had published the book. They broadcasted it during the end of the proms concert. I guess the music being played was at least one Sibelius symphony. So I did it and I had a letter from Julian afterwards saying that he liked what I did and I suddenly felt well, maybe there’s a way of making a play out of it.

And then it lapsed and I didn’t think about it. And then two years ago, and this was pre-pandemic, I looked at the book again and I found another story which was also in direct address, which makes things easier. And I thought well, maybe this could be paired and they could do those two together and it might make some sense. 

They’re both about many things and they have some things in common, not least silence. The concert goer in the first play is desperate for it so he can enjoy the music and, of course, Sibelius is desperate in a sense not to have it because for the last 50 years he’s been unable to write his next symphony. So it’s about the value of silence, and why it might be good and why it could be bad. 

Of course, it occurred to me that that’s particularly appropriate at the moment and I’ve enjoyed being quiet some moments during the pandemic and then yearning for company in others so that all fitted nicely. And when the theatre’s wanted to do it and banded together to make it possible that was good … I really felt keen to do it outside of London because not everything has to happen in London so all the theatre’s joining together was great and I’ve had a very nice time on the road.

So are you enjoying touring then? Getting back out there?

Yes I’ve always liked touring, I’ve always liked to get out to audiences in different parts of the country. I’m sort of the robes of the Vagabond school of acting and I like to move around and not be in a fixed place. I think that’s probably true emotionally and intellectually as well but it’s certainly true about getting around Britain. 

Most of the places I’ve been to before with a play except here, of course, which is new, but I’m really struck by this theatre, by the way it’s run. I think it’s really exciting. Also, I was hearing what happened during the time of the pandemic and how they just went outside and created this new space that kind of adventure – adventurism is what we need, we need more of that. 

Also they seem to want to do big things, which is always reassuring. I think this is a time for big things in the theatre. Not for, you know I speak as someone who’s in a one man show at the moment, but I think people should be bold, I think they should do things that are only possible in the theatre. And that’ll keep people coming back in even larger numbers, because some people are slow to come back, and we understand that. Even though all of the venues make it as easy as possible for them in terms of comfort and safety and so on, but some people are still sensitive and I understand that.

Yeah, I completely agree. So would a return to HOME one day be on the cards for you, if you ever had an opportunity to come back?

Well if there’s another show, as long as I’m doing other shows they’d want I’m always keen to be invited!

That’s great to hear. So looking back again to the source material, I’m interested to hear which character you found more relatable because obviously you spoke about the need for silence during the pandemic. So would you relate to the cantankerous old concert goer or the tortured artist of Sibelius?

I think what I like most about them is that they’re completely different. 

As far as relating goes, there are aspects of all of them that I could relate to. I think if you were asking me for an overriding response it would be, they’re both – in different ways – talking about people’s last days, particularly the second one. And Julian Barnes’ writes, I don’t know how well you know his work, but all his novels to an extent are about not going quietly towards death, but also acknowledging that death is something that exists and that needs to be talked about. So I feel that very strongly. That’s what happens in the play. Less so in the first play.

Although they’re both about relationships that no longer really function the way they initially did. Andrew in the first play, well, we don’t know that they’re no longer together, perhaps he’s no longer alive, a lot have assumed that to be the case certainly. They’ve certainly broken up, perhaps as the result of the terrible action of throwing somebody down the stairs. He couldn’t have gotten away with that could he? He must have at least been charged with Grievous Bodily Harm, probably Manslaughter so that would have complicated lives even more. 

And of course Sibelius is complicated by the fact that he’s an alcoholic. And his wife is doing her best to prevent it from being you know, hiding the whiskey and so on. But the other really interesting thing about that was also alcohol, and it’s true about Sibelius, it was a source of inspiration, as well as dissatisfaction so occasionally it would stimulate his imagination. But as he got older, he drank more of course, and the opposite turned out. But I think that’s an interesting idea, that the thing about both plays and Julian’s work is that they’re always full of fresh ideas, they’re always moving forward. And my job is to take the audience forward with these ideas. And that’s exciting.

It’s always true in the theatre, but particularly during that first play, their reaction is very important to how I react because the beginning of it is a bit like stand up but it’s unlike stand up in that it’s entirely tightly scripted. And Julius’ words which I’ve edited only by taking some phrases out, but by and large, I haven’t touched up because he has his own music, which is a great thing so you try and play them as you would a piece of music and that’s something I have to do and the interpretation varies from night to night, but it’s from the same groundwork, exactly as if you were playing a piano concerto or something like that. 

Also, it’s about music, which you probably picked up, and it’s about the value of music, and how important it is clearly to Sibelius but also to the first character. It transforms him, it takes him out himself. And I dare say for a lot of people during the pandemic, listening to music, and other forms of art, but I think particularly music gave people somewhere to go inside them.

Yeah, I completely agree with everything you said. I’m not familiar with Julian Barnes’ work but I want to be more after seeing this. I found it very fresh.

Yes you should read him, he sometimes writes novels and he sometimes writes books which are half novels and half not but one book he wrote called Nothing to be frightened of, which is about death, it’s a sort of dialogue between him and his brother, who’s a philosopher, and it’s very funny. It’s a common theme [death] in most of his works and he also writes very well about music. He wrote a very good book (semi-fictionalised again) about Shostakovich called The Noise of Time and it’s about Shostakovich’s battle with Stalin so he’s interested in the interaction between the artists and the political situation they find themselves in.

So how in terms of your wider career and going forward, would you like to be doing more stage work post pandemic? Would a return to film be on the cards? Obviously, you returned to Star Wars just before the pandemic.

There’s nothing on the cards at the moment, but I would like to do this play, The Lemon Table, and I’d like to keep doing it in other contexts, maybe take it abroad if we’re ever allowed. That was always the idea at the beginning, we were going to start it at the Edinburgh festival… and then the pandemic hit so we didn’t do it and they invited us back this year. But interestingly enough, most of the venues were outside, and it’s nothing against outside venues, but as you probably realised it’s almost impossible to create silence outside so that kind of undermined what the play’s were trying to do.We were very happy when Sailsbury first of all, took it on board and then they arranged the tour. But yeah I’d like to be doing it in different contexts so that’s what I’m thinking about at the moment. 

As far as Star Wars is concerned, yeah, who knows? I mean, I’ve been surprised three times on those movies by them saying “come back and do this, do that”, so who knows? I do think he’s completely dead now. I think Daisy really destroyed me once and for all but of course, as you know, what they used to call their ‘heritage series’ – or spin offs to call them by their proper name –  so my character is around, so if every now and again they might choose to phone me up ask me to participate. 

Now that Hayden [Christensen]’s back, who I saw last week, who came to the play, there’s a new series [Obi-Wan Kenobi] that I’m not allowed to talk about but I said “do I get a mention?”  He said, “oh, maybe” but I can tell you I don’t appear in it but you know maybe one day I will. All the phone calls I’ve had about Star Wars have been a complete surprise so there might be another surprise on the way, but not so far.

That’s great to hear. Obviously as a massive fan, I would always love to see you return in whatever capacity but going back to yourself as an actor, how differently do you approach a play like The lemon Table versus a role like Star Wars because, obviously they’re two completely different things, but do you find yourself having any similar like methods in terms of getting to character? What’s your process in general, really?

No, not really. I mean, film is completely different from theatre. As you saw last night, I’m there transmitting feelings, emotions, in the moment and in a movie, you’re not really transmitting, you’re allowing a photograph to be taken. If you start transmitting the camera won’t like it so you just have this feeling that the camera photographs. In something like Star Wars this can be a bit heightened because you’re not playing naturalistically – or certainly my character wasn’t, some of the others probably were, so it’s different in that way, but it has its own demands. 

The thing they both have in common is that you have to learn the lines! And sometimes with Star Wars you only get them at the last minute, and in the last film, they may be constantly changing so you have to be alert to that and JJ Abrams was great to work with – wonderful, enthusiastic, humorous person – and he half wrote it so he was always changing as he went along so you had to keep up with it. But that was good, because it kept it fresh and alive. I didn’t feel I had to get him right every time. 

George [Lucas] is quite different. It was a fairly tight script. I mean, you could make suggestions about how you might change it but by and large it was already programmed into how it was going to end up. Although the editing process is, as you know, a lively one, and anything could change at any time so then you just make sure you knew the lines as well as you possibly could within the time span in which you were given to learn them.

Yeah, that’s fascinating to hear. So you said that theatre acting versus film acting is very different so what do you enjoy most about the theatre? Is it the audience? Is it the stage? Is it the movement or just the freedom?

It’s all of those things. Yes it’s being onstage in front of a live audience who change nightly. Also sometimes a friend comes, sometimes a critic comes, but by and large they’re anonymous. You don’t know who they are. That’s great too. You don’t know how they are going to respond. If they don’t respond at all then it’s depressing, but fortunately that hasn’t happened on this show so far. Sometimes they can respond too much but you’re in charge of that, you control the laughter when it happens as well – if you don’t want to laugh you can work out how not to get one as well as perhaps how to get one. 

If you have a script that’s lively then a great thing to do is not to get in the way of it, you know, to allow it to have its life because it already does. It has a very precise rhythm and texture so you try to do your version of that and that’s the excitement. Whereas in the movie it’s very different. 

When you’re in the theatre you’ve got time to rehearse by and large – we had two years really, not that we did! I have no excuse not to arrive with all the lines known and all the ideas but the thing is that it all changes when other people come into the room with different suggestions, then the set arrives – not that it was very complicated, but it’s a table and two chairs and what was really fascinating was I mean, you know, having seen the play, you know, what the Lemon Table means because it’s talked about in the second play, but also to our delight the Lemon Table was also resonant in the first. 

When I was adapting it I hadn’t realised the connection that of course Andrew worked in the furniture department of the VNA so the table in the room is one that he chose and perhaps varnished himself and so on. So it is as resonant in the first play  but once you start doing theatrically other things, you know, one thing led to another and so the metaphor became bigger and originally when the standing on the hill I thought the set would include some kind of rostrum, and then I thought that no that’s stupid, no, it has to be the table. And when we talked to Paule Constable, the lighting designer, she said “don’t worry, I’ll make you stand on the hill if you stand on the table.” And I thought “yes, of course you will with your lighting.” So that’s all we knew. And of course that makes it even more resonant so he’s standing on this table, where people have discussed death. It’s also a kind of rostrum. It’s kind of a scaffold, the stage itself is the scaffold as you know so it had all sorts of reverberation. And when that happens when you’re doing a play like this one, you say oh, great things are going up and with any luck this as a chance of doing something.

How did you feel about having a simple set? What was it like?

I mean, that was all it needed in the table, two chairs, but of course it’s more complicated than that. In the second it’s a bit like a Scandinavian painting, the designers designed the curtains and the painted floor and so on, so that it felt more like Finland, or like Sibelius’ home. Then it really went into its own, having been fairly flat and straightforward in the first place so it was good to think that, you know, theatrically it would move, not just in terms of the story or the characters, but also in terms of look  and with any luck also that would stimulate the audience. So even if it’s just being a table and two chairs it’s theatrically, visually, very alive. And I had no idea that that would be how it would end up but of course I’m thrilled that it did.

From my perspective, it really worked because it allowed your fantastic performance to just make the audience feel that it wasn’t like we were watching it, we were actually in the room with you.

That’s great, yes, and HOME as a theatre offers you that. I mean not all theatre’s do, and certainly not all new theatre’s, but it’s a beautifully designed space. I’m very pleased that it’s proscenium. Proscenium theatres, for actors, are the best because you’re in total control. You’re on the stage and the focus of the audience is directly on you. If you’re in the round you’ve got to keep moving sometimes because you’re standing in front of people, and that’s not a good reason to move. A good reason to move is because the feeling, the emotions of the play demands it and for the proscenium theatre that’s nearly always true. And HOME is ideal in that respect. It’s great and it’s relatively small but it has three levels. I think that’s great as well. I guess it’s a triumph of theatre design.

Yeah, I mean, I was on the bottom floor towards the back, but I had no issue hearing or seeing you or feeling the power of the performance so I will definitely be returning should I be afforded the opportunity.

That’s good, that’s good. I’m glad to hear that.

So we’ve discussed the relatability of the characters, but which one is more fun for you as an actor? Is it the kind of comedy or more the heavy drama?

Well because they’re so different they’re very equally satisfying to play. I mean, the first one is because he’s unpredictable, you know, he’s manic frankly, and the audience responds to him every night in a different way. To go along with the absurd series they sometimes identify with the frustrations and sometimes it’s like the withdrawal from his mania so that’s always interesting. Whereas the Sibelius character is more straightforward and his relationship with the audience isn’t as direct – although it becomes more direct as he finds himself talking about himself more and more and for us it is more fun when he drinks more!

 It’s not a good answer to your question but I haven’t really got one because I enjoy doing them equally. And I like the fact that the second one, I mean, as I say it’s “all time”. I go out, I put a coat on and the scarf, that’s all, and I come straight back on and I have to make sure I can do it all in time for this great cause, and indeed the lighting to hit me at the right time. And that’s exciting in itself. It also means I can use my lower register, which is a good thing as far as I’m concerned. So it stretches me.

Yeah. That’s a great answer. I mean, I could see you were having fun, but I’m glad to hear you enjoy both roles. So what would you say is your favourite role you’ve ever performed or pick one that particularly stands out to you?

It’s difficult to say, we always say the one we’re doing now don’t we and that’s sort of true. If that’s the one you’re living with it becomes part of your life when you’re acting. I don’t know if you’ve read my CV but I’ve got a long list of parts that I’ve played and a wide variety of people. Like last night, they’re two completely different people, you couldn’t be more opposite and I suppose that’s what I’ve liked that I’ve been able to do. You really moved from different characters from one to another all the time.

One of the favourites was, again another play, a series of monologues, it’s a masterpiece by Brian Friel, the Irish writer, called Faith Healer. I did it in London, Dublin, and on Broadway, and that was interesting to different audiences. And it’s three monologues about three people who on stage never meet. They tell the story a bit like Rashomon, from their own point of view and the fascination for the audience is they’re trying to piece together who’s telling the truth. I played a sort of seedy but charming, lovable agent who used to have a variety act and because I was brought up on Scottish variety, I suppose that’s the one that maybe I enjoy the most. I was also surrounded by two great actors, certainly in America, Ralph Fiennes played the other part and so did Cherry Jones. I was on stage with two great actors, but of course I never got to meet them – we did a lot of backstage but the whole point is they’ve never met and they’re telling their stories which interconnect while you work out who’s lying!

That sounds fascinating. It’s interesting to talk to you because obviously, I’m coming from being most familiar with your work from Star Wars, but you’ve obviously got this illustrious Cv of theatre and TV and film and which I feel like it’s really important for our readers to know that because I feel like it’s great that you’re willing to talk to a student newspaper. So thank you.

Yeah of course, you know, you’re the future! I also feel I’m one of the generation that feels guilty about you lot. You know what are we leaving you? Not much! And people always say “oh young people they can learn a lot from you”, I always feel like I learn a lot from young people actually. You know, their freshness of approach, their differences about life from the kind of young person I was many, many years ago. So I’m always happy to talk to young journalists, young artists, anybody and I also feel a kind of responsibility. I’m not wanting to give advice, but if there’s any help I can give I’m very happy to do it.

That’s great to hear. So, to segue a bit into slightly different topics – in terms of the pandemic and your pastimes, what did you find yourself getting up to? Because I mean, personally, I watched a lot of classic films. So how did you spend your time?

Yes, I watched a bit of live streaming [The National Theatre live]. It was tough to watch while regretting that I wasn’t actually in the theatre while they were doing it but they were regretting that they weren’t in front of an audience too! I’ve read a bit and I have this place in Scotland on the coast where I enjoy being isolated, it’s not entirely isolated, but it’s on the sea and on good days all you hear is the birds and the waves so when it came to lockdown, it wasn’t a new experience for me because I actually thought that when I bought this place, I was looking for somewhere exactly like that. So self imposed lockdown was over rehearsing for it in a sense, but of course it went on too long. You start to think I really want to meet somebody, I want flesh and blood and contact, etc. But what else did I do? Well, it’s a great place to walk. The Scottish coast and the Scottish hills and so on. Also the air is fantastic. So I was able to indulge in all of that. But like everyone else, after a while you get too much of a good thing. So I’m pleased we are getting back. I just hope we continue to go back.

So just on the pandemic theatre, you said earlier that theatre faith requires “big bold things”. So what type of things would you like to see from possibly young or returning directors and actors?

I want young ideas. I want people to come forward and persuade good theatre’s like this [HOME] to do them; things that they haven’t perhaps done before but things with lots of people, with lots of energy, lots of life! Big new plays would be the best but let’s have some of our great, big, old plays back – reinterpreted by the upcoming generation because if that doesn’t happen then the theatre won’t continue to live. That’s what you guys have got to do. 

You know, take a great play by Shakespeare, say King Lear or something, and bring your own sensibility to it and persuade people that what you’re going to do with it is respectful of the greatness of Shakespeare but also reinvented for the times. I think there’s a lot of that essentially going on and we need more of it. I think the theatres will naturally be cautious because they’ve lost a lot of money, and a lot of them are in a very parlous financial situation so it’s difficult to take a risk. But I think just from experience of running The Almeida all those years ago, I think if you take a deep breath and take a risk, you’re more likely to survive than if you play safe all the time. It’s probably true in most places but it’s certainly true in the theatre!

An interesting question I’ve got for you: so recently Ian McKellen, so he’s gone back and is doing Hamlet again but obviously, as an older man. Is that something you’d ever be interested in? Revisiting roles you did…?

No, absolutely not! I mean, I understand why he did it and good luck to him but no, no I, I won’t be trying to play 50 years younger than myself. I want to play roles of my age, maybe slightly younger, but because that’s the generation I’m in, that’s what I am. There’s no reason why people shouldn’t do anything. It’s about doing things well, you know – people of colour playing parts that weren’t written for them – that’s all great. The only thing you want is for the people to do the best they can. All the other things don’t really matter because when we’re watching an actor on stage of whatever gender, what you want to be is taken to another place by their skill and artistry. Whoever’s doing that, you know, whatever group they belong to, if they’re doing that to the best of their ability and with a kind of brilliance, you’re off. It doesn’t really matter about age or gender or colour.

Yeah. That’s great to hear. So I mean, you touched on it just earlier, but have you got any advice for young aspiring actors or directors in film or theatre?

I don’t really want to presume to give advice, I just think, if people say, “Well, should I be an actor?” You say, well, you asked that question, and the answer must be no, because if you wanted to be an actor, you wouldn’t ask the question. You’d be setting about doing it because certainly from my experience it’s a kind of need, it’s within you. You feel you have to do it. 

I didn’t know what it was when I was a kid and at school I put my hand up for the school play and I didn’t even know I put my hand up – I thought “oh I put my hand up, I don’t usually volunteer for things”. And it was because it was something that I thought, not just I could probably do that but oh, that’s part of who I am. So yeah, I think it’s easily said and not easily done but if you feel it’s part of who you are, you’ve got to set about finding a way to do it. Otherwise, you’ll spend the rest of your life being relatively unhappy.

Great to hear, so I’d just like to close it with anything else you’d like to say to our readers? Any final words or advice?

I don’t think so. Really. I mean, you’ve covered a lot. So I’m quite happy to leave it at that if you are.

Yes. Yeah, that’s brilliant fans. Thanks for doing this. Yeah, it’s for me personally. It’s amazing. To talk to someone I’ve admired for so long. And also, again, I touched on it earlier but talking to us as a student newspaper. This is stuff The Guardian usually gets so again, thanks for doing that. I’m very happy to do it. And I’m glad you asked me, thanks!

I’m very happy to do it. And I’m glad you asked me, thanks!

For more Ian McDiarmid content, check out my review of The Lemon Table!

The man, the myth, the building: John Rylands

I think it’s safe to say that it has been the aspiration of many a student to pack up their books and take their studying into a grand, gothic library such as the John Rylands library – even if it is just to romanticise the last minute cramming session of Portuguese grammar. 

However, many current undergraduates at the University of Manchester are yet to visit the John Rylands library, due to the COVID-19 pandemic of the past few years. Its location in Spinningfields isn’t as conveniently located as the Main Library and Alan Gilbert Learning Commons, meaning that students may not be particularly familiar with Manchester’s largest library or the man it was named after.

Behind every great library…

Born to experienced cotton manufacturer Joseph Rylands and his wife Elizabeth, John Rylands was raised in St Helen’s, Lancashire, and educated in the town’s local grammar school.

Rylands had a knack for trading which resulted in a business partnership with his brothers before he had even reached adulthood. His father joined the partnership in 1819, and Rylands & Sons grew exponentially leading to the opening of a warehouse in Manchester in 1823. After Joseph’s death in 1847, John became the sole trader of the enterprise.

Despite the occurrence of a fire in their Manchester warehouse in 1854, the business did not suffer and Rylands went on to open 17 factories with 15,000 employees, with notable factories being situated in areas such as Market Street (where Debenhams is today). 

Aside from his manufacturing endeavours, Rylands was a part of the Congregational Church, and his philanthropic efforts were mainly focused on the creation of orphanages, town halls and homes for ‘aged gentlewomen’. His active role within charity saw him decorated with the Order of the Crown of Italy in 1880 following his donations to Rome’s poor.

He had six children with the first of his three wives, Dinah, and then married Martha Carden 23 years later. He married his last wife, Enriqueta Augustina, in 1875 when he was 42 years her senior. He died just over a decade into their marriage, but Enriqueta continued his legacy of donations to the public and maintained his presence in Manchester.

…is a great woman

Cuban born Enriqueta was a companion for Rylands’ second wife, Martha, when they had their first encounter. Enriqueta was in the process of converting to Congregationalism from Roman Catholicism when she moved to Manchester. The two married shortly after Martha’s death and they adopted two children.

Enriqueta was left most of the Rylands’ estate after his death. Wanting to honour and memorialise him, she commissioned architect Basil Champneys to design a grand library. The library was opened on the 6th October 1899 on what would have been their 24th wedding anniversary. Rewarded for entrusting her wealth into educational enrichment, Enriqueta was granted the Freedom of the City of Manchester – the first woman to receive the award. A statue of the benefactress was sculpted by John Cassidy and was unveiled just before her death in 1907 – it’s available to see in the library today.

Enriqueta’s legacy and relationship with the University of Manchester

Whilst the library was already impressive on account of its grand neo-Gothic architecture, Henry Guppy, the resident librarian from 1900 to 1948, wished for it to also boast an accomplished number of academic resources. So Enriqueta installed the Spencer Collection in 1892 and the Crawford Collection nine years later – consisting all together of 46,000 manuscripts and rare copies of the Bible. Guppy also allowed family archives to be kept and preserved in the library, which pioneered the collection of archives in the Lancashire and Cheshire areas.

With collections continuously expanding, the library underwent extensions in 1962 and in 1970 following donations made by Sir Isaac Wolfson, a philanthropist famous for having said, “No man should have more than £100,000. The rest should go to charity”. 

From 1949, the University of Manchester library supported the John Rylands library financially and so the formal decision was made in 1972 for the two institutions to be unified, with Dr Frederick Ratcliffe as its first official librarian. In 2007, The University of Manchester’s co-Chancellor, Anna Ford, reopened the library after several years of refurbishment.

An official renaming occurred in this year due to the close work between the library and researchers at the university so the library is now known as the John Rylands Research Institute and Library. 

Accessing the library and its special collections today

The library was understandably closed for studying over the course of the pandemic but has very recently reopened its astounding reading room for students again. No longer requiring a booking, students are able to find a spot in the library and study or view its current exhibition on Qing: China’s multilingual empire, during its opening hours. 

The NHS vs nicotine: Could prescription e-cigarettes be the solution?

6.1 million people in England still smoke.

64,000 people died from smoking in England in 2019.

25% increase in 18-34-year-old smokers in the first lockdown.

652,000 more young adults now smoke than before the pandemic.

Whilst smoking rates have been steadily declining over recent years, from 20% of UK adults in 2011 to 14% in 2019recent evidence suggests that there was a 25% increase in young adults 18-34 who smoked during the first Covid-19 lockdown in 2020. Unfortunately, smoking is not a temporary vice, and this increase remains today.

According to the American Cancer Society, it takes on average eight to ten attempts to quit smoking before long-term success, but for many people, it can take up to 30 attempts. Cigarette smoking is not a problem that will dissipate on its own. We need novel ideas, old techniques, increased investment, and global awareness to create a smoke free world. So, with the advent and increased commercial availability of e-cigarettes, this raises the question: could e-cigarettes be the key to success?

What are e-cigarettes?

According to the NHS, e-cigarettes are electronic devices that allow their users to inhale nicotine as vapour, instead of smoke. As they do not produce tar or carbon monoxide, they are nowhere near as harmful as traditional cigarettes. However, they do not come without their own risks.

E-cigarettes come in many different flavours, from nicotine to strawberry, appealing to people of all ages and tastes. As such, they can be attractive to young, non-smokers, putting them at risk of developing an addiction to nicotine. Studies suggest that e-cigarettes may have short-term health consequences, with increased levels of nitric oxide released into the atmosphere. Elevated airway inflammation, and benzene and ethylene oxide have been found in the urine of adolescent users, suggesting that e-cigarettes have negative health impacts.

However, one of the most concerning aspects of e-cigarettes is the lack of research on their long-term effects. The first e-cigarette was invented in 2003, and they have only become widely commercially available within the past decade. As such, their long-term health consequences may not be visible for years to come.

Working towards a smoke-free England

In October 2021, a report published by the British government announced that England was looking to become the first country in the world to prescribe e-cigarettes as a medical intervention to quit smoking. This has opened the door for e-cigarette manufacturers to submit their products to the UK Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency for approval as medical devices. If they are approved, and the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence recommends e-cigarettes for use, they can then be prescribed by the NHS.

“Helping people stop smoking wherever they live and whatever their background”.

Sajid Javid, Health and Social Care Secretary

Within this report, Health and Social Care Secretary Sajid Javid hailed e-cigarettes as an equal opportunity method to quit smoking. Like many other healthcare inequalities, smoking disproportionately affects low income, less educated people living in deprived areas. For example, 23.4% of the adult population of Blackpool smokes, compared to 8% in the wealthy area of Richmond upon Thames. By prescribing e-cigarettes on the NHS, they would become accessible to everyone, enabling smokers across England to engage in smoking cessation in the way that is most effective for them.

A trailblazing idea or a reckless proposition?

“This country continues to be a global leader on healthcare”.

Sajid Javid, Health and Social Care Secretary

Sajid Javid, Health and Social Care Secretary

With the lack of research on the long-term impacts of e-cigarettes, England would be taking a chance by prescribing them. A chance that many countries are shying away from.

Also in October of this year, the Hong Kong government announced a ban on the manufacture, import and sale of e-cigarettes and heated tobacco products. Hong Kong Health Minister Sophia Chan Siu-chee claimed that the availability of e-cigarettes has been a hindrance to recent anti-smoking objectives in the city. Similarly, Australia has proposed legislation to prevent the import of nicotine vaping products, including e-cigarettes.

As countries and governments diverge in their policies on e-cigarettes, and research struggles to keep up, it is impossible to know which method is right. Only time will tell.

Disease X and the next pandemic

Disease X is the arbitrary name chosen for the as-yet unknown pathogen on a trajectory to cause the next global pandemic. The ‘X’ illustrates the unknown element to the disease. There is a reasonable chance that this pathogen already exists and could spillover into the human population at any moment. With a multitude of potential origin points ranging from laboratory leaks to the forests of Borneo. The next life-changing global pandemic could happen at any time and originate anywhere.

The World Health Organization (WHO) have an established list of known diseases likely to cause severe outbreaks. Amongst the list are, severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) and middle east respiratory syndrome (MERS). These viruses come from the same family as Covid-19 (coronaviruses). Both diseases have already caused an epidemic and an outbreak respectively. Similar to Covid-19, both transmit through respiratory droplets and thrive in enclosed spaces.

Estimates put mortality rates at more than 10% for both viruses, compared with the 1% estimate for Covid-19. Fortunately, these diseases are less effective at spreading through human populations than Covid has proved to be. However, the omicron and delta variants among others have illustrated the mutative nature of coronaviruses. Making the need for effective preparation all the more pertinent.

A number of modern factors make the international spread of disease increasingly likely. Just think about how the movement of people and goods around the world has changed over the last fifty years. Estimates suggest 100,000 flights leave every single day worldwide. There are also thought to be as many as 55,000 freight ships currently in operation across the globe. Moving cargo which could easily contain skulking rats or mosquitos which have historically been very efficient spreaders of human disease. 

As illustrated by the Covid-19 pandemic, viruses with a particular affiliation for human-human transmission can get out of control and transition from localized outbreaks like Ebola in DR Congo into global pandemics. Notably, pandemics are not limited to viral origin as shown by the Yersinia pestis bacterial microorganism which caused the black death. On top of that, there are less well-known microbes like the fungus Candida auris which is adjudged to be a ‘serious global health threat’ by the centre for disease control and prevention (CDC).

Part of the reason why SARS-Cov-2 (Covid-19) has proven to be such an effective disease-causing microorganism in humans is its balance of transmissibility and mortality rate. A relatively low mortality rate when compared to diseases such as Crimean-Congo Hemorrhagic Fever (10-40% fatality rate). Whereas, Covid-19 seemingly leads to death in around 1% of individuals infected. An infected individual on average infects between 2 and 3 people, allowing the virus to proliferate dramatically. A fact which is not lost on the governments of the world after the last two years.

We would hope, given governments’ lack of preparedness for the Covid-19 pandemic that there will be steps taken to better equip the world for the next one. The evidence so far on this appears to be mixed with many western governments funnelling greater funding into future pandemic mitigation and control. However, many lower- and middle-income countries with greater government debts have less ability to fund these necessary measures. This shortcoming is made all the more poignant when you consider that pandemics can arise anywhere and at any time. An interconnected world is an appetising petri dish for a disease-causing microbe looking to spread.

Of particular concern are animal derived or Zoonotic diseases. These diseases begin in animal hosts before crossing the species barrier to infect humans. Current estimates suggest that up to 75% of new human diseases arise in this exact way. The increased propensity of humans to interact closely with animals, combined with modern farming practices, exacerbate a threat that has always been there. Pig to human and primate to human transmission drove the swine flu and HIV pandemics respectively. What has changed from the majority of modern human history is that now the risk of crossover is far greater.

Spiraling populations, coupled with increasingly dense urban areas where humans and animals co-exist are on the rise throughout the developing world. It can be easy to think of these factors as distant and removed from our every day lives. However, as this pandemic has acutely illustrated, we exist in a globalised and intertwined world out of step with what humans have ever experienced before.

There have always been diseases ready to infect humans and bring about suffering. Now, however, a disease starting in Sydney could arrive on your doorstep in less than a day.

Conservative MP cites female Doctor Who as the reason for rising crime rates

I like to think that there will come a time when Conservatives can no longer surprise me. Alas, that time seems yet to arrive.

Conservative MP Nick Fletcher was the one to give the latest bizarre statement during a Parliament debate last week. Fletcher argued that there is a lack of good role models for young boys, citing rising crime rates as a result of this. This could have been an interesting point to make about toxic masculinity, unfortunately, what little rationality and sense his statement had, crumbles when Fletcher cites the reasons behind this issue … Jodie Whittaker playing the Doctor. Or, if you want his complete statement, “In recent years, we have seen Doctor Who, the Ghostbusters, Luke Skywalker, and The Equalizer all replaced by women, and men are left with the Krays and Tommy Shelby. Is it any wonder that so many young men are committing crimes?”

If you heard a loud slapping sound on the evening of November 19th, don’t worry – it was just the entire country clapping their foreheads in utter disbelief.

Perhaps one of the most frustrating things about Fletcher’s statement is that there is a genuine conversation to be had about toxic masculinity in the media. Portrayals of male characters in action, sci-fi, and beyond can be damaging; from pushing unrealistic chiseled abs to perpetuating dangerous stereotypes about how “boys don’t cry” to glorifying men treating women as objects (the Bond franchise is known for being particularly bad at this).

Film and TV have far more influence than we think, and the way it normalises misogynistic ideas shouldn’t be underestimated. Nor should we assume girls are the only ones affected. These issues I’ve mentioned barely scratch the surface of the bigger picture. There is room for a serious, nuanced conversation surrounding portrayals of men in media and the way this shapes young boys’ lives and self-image. Fletcher had the chance to discuss these issues. Instead, he decided women finally getting to be at the forefront is the real issue.

His claim is one that is very hard to take seriously. For one, role models do not have a one-to-one relationship with gender. If a fifteen-year-old me can admire Matt Smith’s Eleventh Doctor, then there is no reason why young boys cannot do so with Jodie Whittaker’s Thirteenth. Or with Daisy Ridley’s Rey, or Brie Larson’s Captain Marvel.

In fact, many young boys do find role models in these characters. While seeing yourself represented is incredibly important, your role models don’t have to be ones that look exactly like you. Nick Fletcher either doesn’t know this because he is a white man who has spent his entire life watching other white men in films, or he does know this, but personal bias outweighs anything else.

There is also the fact that these franchises that have been “taken over” by women are not lacking in role models for young men. For instance, the Whittaker era of Doctor Who has the funny, brave, and resilient Ryan, and Ryan’s charming and instantly likable step-grandad Graham O’Brien.

Ryan’s arc about learning to live with dyspraxia is one that I found particularly moving. As was watching them slowly grow from an uncomfortable, tense pairing to a family unit forged by genuine care and affection. This is a dynamic we don’t often see between two men, and one that is wholly welcome.

The new Star Wars films have Finn, a former Stormtrooper who courageously chose to follow his conscience rather than fight for the First Order, and Poe, a dashing and heroic pilot for the Resistance. Both have the action scenes to get your stereotypical 10-year-old boy’s blood pumping. But they also stand for courage, loyalty, and doing what’s right in the face of a dire threat. These are values that we might need more of today. It’s not surprising that audiences of all genders loved these characters. Perhaps Nick Fletcher was too busy focusing on the female protagonist to acknowledge any of the men present.  

Unfortunately, we can’t really say the same for the reversal. It is depressingly common for male-dominated stories to lack compelling, interesting female characters. Instead, writers often give us either wide-eyed love interests or one-dimensional tokens. Or if we’re lucky, both.

And last but not least, the media landscape is definitely not lacking in male protagonists currently. While we’ve certainly made progress in terms of gender representation (although said representation is still primarily white, straight, and cis), men still have the lion’s share. While you could argue that Eleven is the main character of Stranger Things, the cast is still primarily male.

The Witcher, which became lockdown sensation, has Henry Cavill’s Geralt of Rivera as its protagonist. While Rey may be the face of Star Wars movies, Pedro Pascal’s Din Djarin leads the hugely popular The Mandolorian. Of the four Marvel series released on Disney+ this year, three (Loki, Hawkeye, and Falcon and the Winter Soldier) have men in the lead roles.

And speaking of Marvel, 2021 saw three Marvel films released, two of which star men in the lead roles; Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings and Spiderman: No Way Home. Their rivals, DC, don’t appear to be doing much better, with yet another Batman remake set to come in 2022. And this barely begins to cover it completely. So I have to ask; where exactly is the gaping hole left by this lack of male role models? Because I know I can’t see it.

I could point out how this argument falls apart logistically; how masculinity and crime was still an issue back when David Tennant was the Doctor and the Ghostbusters were all men. But I won’t. That would imply that Nick Fletcher, or any man who makes these kinds of claims, have their claims rooted in any logic. And the hard truth is … they don’t. Their “logic” stems from the fragility of white male privilege and a facet of it that doesn’t usually get considered.

How could Nick Fletcher understand the rush I felt seeing Jodie Whittaker holding a TARDIS key? Or seeing Captain Marvel taking to the skies. How can he know what it meant to see myself front and centre, as the hero rather than the sidekick? Put simply, he can’t. Because he is a straight cis white man and so has known that rush his entire life.

Fletcher’s reaction, while deeply frustrating and downright misogynistic, is unfortunately natural for people in his position; they see any other group get a fraction of what they have, and the perceived threat to their power sets alarm bells ringing. And then they dress it up as “concern” for people’s welfare because, well, who lies better than Conservatives?

Giving birth through your penis?

At some point maybe you’ve thought, “What if I had a penis for a day?” but generally not many of us get to live out that dream. The female reproductive system is fairly ubiquitous across mammals, but some species stand out thanks to their rather weird adaptations, like the spotted hyena.

Female spotted hyenas undertake what is known as ‘sexual mimicry’, where their external sexual organs resemble a penis and scrotum. These are known as pseudo-penises and yes, they can even make them erect!

Hyenas, like elephants, have a social hierarchy in their pack and females are often higher in status than the male hyenas. Rank is generally inherited from the mother, with females being bigger and more aggressive than the males. Whilst there is no known evidence for why the females possess these fake male sexual organs, one theory is that it reinforces their position in the hyena society. In other words, female hyenas grow a penis in order to remain at the top of the pack – not exactly the picture of feminism.

This external structure does cause the hyenas some trouble (guys if you’re reading this and you’re a bit squeamish – now might be the time to move on). First off, genital sniffing and inspection are key parts of greeting each other socially and finding out if a female is in heat. With the hyena’s sharp teeth, this isn’t the most relaxing interaction.

Genital sniffing, a social greeting by spotted hyenas. Here a female sniffs a male (he has the longer phallus). You can see a glimpse of her pseudo-penis structure. Image: David Bygott @ Flickr

Mating is extremely difficult, with males having to engage in multiple flipping movements against the female abdomen. In fact, unlike some species, these female hyenas have to put in almost equal amounts of work as the male to successfully engage in mating. Once pregnant, the female has 110 days to work up the strength for one of the most unusual and painful births known. You guessed it, she gives birth to her pups (and twins are very common) through her “penis”.

The structure is always torn during the process in order to free the pups and unfortunately, 9-18% of females die at the attempt of first birth. Pups can also die as they have an extremely short umbilical cord that breaks during birth, and so if the birth isn’t swift enough this can cause them to suffocate. So, what is the point in these structures if they just end up endangering the lives of mothers and pups?

Aside from as a signal of dominance in the pack, scientists don’t really know. But female hyenas aren’t the only animals that have these structures. Elephants, lemurs, and spider monkeys also have these pseudo-penises so clearly there must be an advantage. What specifically this is remains one of the many unanswered scientific questions.