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27th February 2015

Overheard at the University of Manchester, 2/3/15

The funniest things you’ve been saying around campus this week
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The funniest things you’ve been saying around campus this week

“If someone doesn’t buy you a puppy you shouldn’t marry them”
Overheard in Withington

“Even though it’s hard to get a space in Ali G, once you have a space, you have loads of space. Know what I mean?”
Overheard in the library

“What kind of basic bitch still wears Ugg boots anyway?”
Overheard in Fallowfield

“But don’t northerners eat dinner earlier? Don’t northerners eat at 5pm?”
Overheard on a magic bus

“I didn’t come here to listen to you talk about vaginas”
Overheard in Fallowfield

“I wish she’d given up being a whiny bitch for lent instead of chocolate”
Overheard in Font, Fallowfield

“Guys do we really have to talk about rimming?”
Overheard in the union


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