27th February 2015
Overheard at the University of Manchester, 2/3/15
By Anon
The funniest things you’ve been saying around campus this week
Categories: Lifestyle, Uncategorised
The funniest things you’ve been saying around campus this week
“If someone doesn’t buy you a puppy you shouldn’t marry them”
Overheard in Withington
“Even though it’s hard to get a space in Ali G, once you have a space, you have loads of space. Know what I mean?”
Overheard in the library
“What kind of basic bitch still wears Ugg boots anyway?”
Overheard in Fallowfield
“But don’t northerners eat dinner earlier? Don’t northerners eat at 5pm?”
Overheard on a magic bus
“I didn’t come here to listen to you talk about vaginas”
Overheard in Fallowfield
“I wish she’d given up being a whiny bitch for lent instead of chocolate”
Overheard in Font, Fallowfield
“Guys do we really have to talk about rimming?”
Overheard in the union
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