We’re going to the Haçienda! what are you wearing tonight?

Exciting news, its 1994 and we’re going on a night out to the best club in Madchester: The Haçienda! You and your friends are new wave mad, and you’re desperate to head straight to the source. But, we have a big problem, because you can’t decide what to wear. Don’t panic yet though, as the Mancunion has made a handy quiz for you to look your best tonight.
What are you listening to when you’re getting ready?
A) It’s Factory and acid house or nothing, how can we go to the Haçienda without listening to New Order first?
B) It’s got to be an Indie and Grunge mix, The Cure, The Smiths, Pixies, The Replacements, Oasis, Nirvana…should I go on?
C) I know boybands are super lame, but I’ve been listening to this new band Take That and they’re pretty good!
D) I’ll listen to pretty much anything, doesn’t take much to get me dancing.
Who is your style icon?
A) Drew Barrymore! Denim is killer and she always does it in double.
B) The Gallagher’s, who else?
C) The one and only Naomi! It’s hard to go wrong with a Campbell-esque co-ord.
D) I don’t really have a style icon, I’ll wear whatever looks good on the night which is normally a slip dress- they go with everything!
Let’s go and get drinks first, where are you going?
A) Friday’s Bar, nothing better than cheesy hits and cheap drinks when you’re planning on dancing the night away!
B) The Night and Day Café, good music is all I need…
C) Discotheque Royales! While not strictly a bar, I know I can get a Bacardi Breezer for dirt cheap at Royales
D) Who needs to waste time at a bar? Let’s knock back a few shots, the sooner we get to the club the longer we can dance!
How are you putting your face on?
A) Brown lip liner and gloss, it looks good on everybody!
B) Smokey eyes all the way and a nude lip.
C) Frosted lids and frosted lips, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it!
D) I’m super into eyeliner right now, do you think it’ll catch on?
What’s going on with your hair?
A) Big, bouncy, Cindy Crawford blowout, duh!
B) Letting the natural curls flow, who has time for hot rollers?
C) Spiky slick back and antennaes full of butterfly clips!
D) All I need to do is double shampoo and I’m out the door.
What song is guaranteed to get you on the dance floor?
A) Blue Monday will get me on the floor, Loaded will keep me on the floor…
B) What am I not going to do if my friends disappear in a swarm of people? Panic! And what am I gonna do if it turns into a foam party? Run towards it, Supersonic.
C) It may be cliché, but Relight My Fire would get me on my feet in a heartbeat. Or pretty much any cheese…
D) I’m probably not leaving the dance floor all night, from Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark to The Stone Roses…I’m not going anywhere
The results are in!
Mostly A’s:
You’re going with old faithful; jeans and a nice top. There’s a reason it’s the go-to, and it’s because it looks good on everyone! Accessories? Throw on a choker and some chunky rings and you’re ready to dance the night away in your Mary Jane’s!
Mostly B’s:
You’re not one for spending hours getting ready, you’d much rather be asleep. So, a trusty flannel shirt over a camisole with your Doc Martens will do you just fine. And guess what? You still look amazing.
Mostly C’s:
It’s time to head straight to Tammy Girl to pick out a brand new outfit and you’re going all out. We’re talking butterfly clips, mood rings, fake tattoos and most importantly… a crop top with a glittery dragon on it.
Mostly D’s:
You’re the type who looks good in literally anything so a cami dress and biker boots does you just fine. You might add a couple of bangles here and there. Maybe you’ll flip your flowing locks over your head for a bit of extra volume, but you look fabulous without even trying.