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Day: 5 February 2012

J. Edgar Review

Clint Eastwood’s latest biopic surrounds the controversial career of FBI agent J. Edgar Hoover, exceptionally portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

DiCaprio’s performance cannot be faulted, as both a young J. Edgar and as a decrepit and somewhat delusional old man. The rest of Eastwood’s cast provide equally as credible performances; with Armie Hammer as Edgar’s right hand man and long term partner Clyde Tolson, Naomi Watts as the ever loyal Helen Gandy and Judi Dench as Edgar’s eccentric and overbearing mother. There is even a welcomed minor appearance from Gossip Girl favourite Ed Westwick.

It is a shame then that such a talented cast is let down by an overcomplicated and mind numbingly dull script. One that jumps all over the place and leaves you with a headache rather than the historical insight you might be looking for.

The decision, be it blamed on Dustin Lance Black’s script or Eastwood’s direction, to employ the classic and fairly predictable flashback technique may well have been selected as an attempted dramatic tool to add hindsight or highlight Edgar’s change in character. Instead, however, it causes the script to appear as unstable and irrational as J. Edgar himself looks in his final years.

Despite Eastwood’s claim that he would steer clear of Edgar’s alleged closet homosexuality it is not something that he leaves untouched. When Edgar employs Tolson regardless of his lack of experience or interest in the Bureau you immediately engage in this developing relationship.

The two become inseparable as both colleagues and close acquaintances until their relationship reaches a climax during a passionate kiss and jealous confrontation. But that’s it.

Eastwood quickly makes an almighty leap to an elderly Tolson and Edgar still as close as they once were and leaves us guessing about what on earth happened in between.

Far too many of the integral parts of Edgar’s life are hinted at and not dealt with in enough detail. Such is the case with his relationship with Tolson, many of the illegal strategies he employed and in general his unwavering influence upon America.

Audiences are given a glimpse at a holding of hands or eavesdrop the end of a phone call and then it’s up to us to fill in the blanks.

The absence of any Oscar nominations speaks for itself; after much hype Eastwood disappoints with this tedious and drawn out disaster that even Leo can’t save.

 

Director: Clint Eastwood

Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Armie Hammer, Naomi Watts, Judi Dench, Jeffrey Donovan

2 stars

The big takeaway review

When offered a free takeaway, one never says no. Especially during the exam period, when going to the supermarket feels like too decisive a form of procrastination. (Procrastination can never be overtly productive; it must appear useless and unfulfilling). So I accepted the offer of reviewing a few meals for hungryhouse – an internet portal for ordering takeaways – and celebrated the prospect of countless MSG-stuffed foil packages arriving at my door.  The menus are online; just choose dishes to place in your basket, decide upon a method of payment and await your food. All very easy, no human interaction and no frustrated repetitions shrieked down the phone.

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Sayuri at The Friendship Inn

Amongst other things, we ordered prawn toasts, crispy shredded beef, special fried rice and a vegetarian version of duck with hoisin pancakes. It was enjoyable, but nothing was all that special.

Tastiness – 7

Speed of delivery – 7

Hotness of food – 6

Pleasing portion size – 8

Overall satisfaction – 7

 

Indian Spice

A respectable peshwari naan, chicken korma and rice were delivered but only after an hour and half had passed – not good enough for hungry people!

Tastiness – 8

Speed of delivery – 2

Hotness of food – 6

Pleasing portion size – 8

Overall satisfaction – 7

 

Naz

This Indian was amazing! I had a delicious and massive keema madras, others had a lamb bhuna, pasanda and a chicken rogan josh that went down equally as well. I would order again, but be wary of the profound quantities of oil that exude from every dish.

Tastiness – 9

Speed of delivery – 7

Hotness of food – 8

Pleasing portion size – 8

Overall satisfaction – 9

 

Bite All

From this American takeaway we ordered a 14” meat pizza for £10.50, which I would recommend as a much cheaper alternative to Domino’s. It was the thickness of a doorstep and covered in meat; can’t go far wrong there.

Tastiness – 7

Speed of delivery – 8

Hotness of food – 7

Pleasing portion size – 8

Overall satisfaction – 8

 

Ming Chef

This oddly-titled Chinese is definite winner of the takeaways. This baby got me through a very late night of panicked coursework and fed us the next day too. Not only was all the food delicious, but we got free spring rolls, free fortune cookies and a free dragon calendar! They also do a few Japanese dishes, such as prawn dumplings, which were delicious although peculiar-looking. I’ll be ordering from Ming Chef again.

Tastiness – 9

Speed of delivery – 8

Hotness of food – 9

Pleasing portion size – 9

Overall satisfaction – 9