Surprise, surprise! Boris Johnson’s grand exit as an MP in June 2023 was apparently a short-lived break from his antics. Johnson has made a reappearance, providing evidence for the Covid-19 Inquiry, which formally commenced on June 28, 2022. Well, brace yourselves, because the latest bombshells reveal that Boris Johnson’s cabinet was essentially studying a BA in Incompetence 101 and achieving firsts in the module, ‘Idiocy Studies.’ It’s like they’ve turned politics into a hilarious reality TV show, and they’re the stars of the comedy line-up.
So where do we begin? To kick things off, we have Boris Johnson, the man of infinite wisdom, supposedly seeking advice from government scientists on whether people could combat the coronavirus by shoving a “special hair dryer” up their nose. You really can’t make this stuff up.
And for those of you experiencing a déjà vu moment, yes, you’re absolutely right. It’s like Trump’s brilliant idea of eradicating COVID-19 by injecting disinfectant is making a comeback, and it seems we’re stuck in a never-ending loop of questionable pandemic and health solutions. It’s almost comical how these supposedly well-educated leaders (65% of Johnson’s cabinet attended private school) can concoct such ludicrous ideas, while undergrads seem to be the voice of reason. Who knew getting a degree sometimes means taking a detour from common sense?