As he nears the end of his degree, Jay Meros looks back on three years of fast food (through haiku)
STORY THE FIRST – KRUNCHY FRIED CHICKEN – FALLOWFIELD – MEAL OF CHOICE – NUMBER 4 (with a drink)
Fillet burger meal,
Or possibly a snack box,
I would die for you.
STORY THE SECOND – SPICE KITCHEN – CURRY MILE – PREFERRED MEAL – £2 DONNER
Whenever I’m drunk,
Two pounds for meat, salad, bread,
Value tastes so good.
STORY THE THIRD – DIXY CHICKEN – FALLOWFIELD – PREFERRED MEAL – JUST CHIPS
Chicken can’t compete,
Not awful, but not unique,
Get me to Krunchy.
STORY THE FOURTH – TJ’S FAST FOOD – PICCADILLY – PREFERRED MEAL – ANYTHING FROM A BIN
I came to you once,
Watery fish and raw chips,
I’ll never again.
STORY THE FINAL – SANGAM’S – CURRY MILE – PREFERRED MEAL – CHEESY CHIPS WITH MANGO SAUCE
The staple of youth,
Better kebabs than Abdul’s,
Cheesy chips, divine.