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27th September 2015

Overheard on Campus

The weird and wonderful things that have been overheard on campus
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“But how would they know there’s no semen in the Ali G sleeping pods? I wouldn’t want to lie in semen.”

-Overheard in Ali G

 

“This carpet is the carpet I’d give my Sims when I was going to kill them.”

-Overheard in Samuel Alexander

 

“Russell Brand would definitely let you do what you wanted with him.”

-Overheard in Owens Park

 

“That would be the title of your autobiography—Lights Off, Clothes Off, Turned Off.”

-Overheard in Withington Sainsburys

 


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