“But how would they know there’s no semen in the Ali G sleeping pods? I wouldn’t want to lie in semen.”
-Overheard in Ali G
“This carpet is the carpet I’d give my Sims when I was going to kill them.”
-Overheard in Samuel Alexander
“Russell Brand would definitely let you do what you wanted with him.”
-Overheard in Owens Park
“That would be the title of your autobiography—Lights Off, Clothes Off, Turned Off.”
-Overheard in Withington Sainsburys
