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Month: March 2013

A step too far for Manchester’s squash team

Manchester headed into the semi-final of the BUCS trophy with high hopes, having edged out Exeter and cruised past Bristol in the previous two rounds. But league winners Birmingham proved too much, ending Manchester’s cup dream with a thorough 5-0 victory. The Northern in Didsbury was the venue for the showdown and a handful of students supporters turned up to watch the action unfold.

A BUCS squash tie is made up of five singles matches, which are themselves decided by the best of five games. The point-a-rally system applies, each player aiming to reach eleven points, though a two point margin is needed to win each game. The teams were familiar with each other, having faced off in the league earlier in the season and this resulted in a demanding physical and mental performance from both sides.

First up on court was Manchester’s Zubin Bativala against Birmingham’s James Ryan. Bativala battled to claim the first game 11-7, but his opponent Ryan rallied to take the second game 11-9. The third game was always going to be decisive in such a tight contest, and it was Ryan who eventually prevailed by 14 points to 12. Ryan secured his victory, and the first point for Birmingham, with an 11-6 win in the final game.

Over on the other court, Alex Lemom represented the home side against Birmingham’s Oli Rawlins. Rawlins took a two-game lead without too much difficulty, twice winning 11-7. But some complacency on his part, combined with an impressive response from Lemom, led to the Manchester man prevailing 11-4 and 11-7 respectively in the next two games. At 2-2, it was all to play for. Rawlins returned to his best to edge the final game 11-8 and notch a second point for Birmingham.

Next up was Morgan Hibberd for Manchester, facing Oliver Mapp. The first game was a tense affair, tied at 4-4, 6-6 and 9-9. Hibberd nicked the next two points, to steal a 1-0 game lead, to the surprise of his opponent. A determined Mapp fought back to win the next two games 11-7 and 11-3, though the hotly-contested game was allowed little chance to flow due to numerous let plays from both players. Birmingham were once again the stronger as the match wore on, Mapp winning a third successive game by 11 points to 6 and sealing victory. 3-0 to Birmingham, and the tie was effectively over.

But there was personal and team pride to play for as Richard Johnson faced off with Birmingham’s Josh Taylor. Taylor was far superior in the first game, defeating a frustrated Johnson by 11 points to 1. Johnson improved as the game progressed but Taylor won 11-5 and 11-7 in the next two sets; a great win and perhaps the most impressive individual performance of the contest.

Last to play was Manchester’s Brendan Basset, whose opponent was Scott Young. Basset won the first game 11-7 in impressive fashion but Young responded to win the second by the same score line. The match was similarly back-and-forth over the next two games, Basset winning 11-3 in the third but Young replied with an 11-7 success. With all other matches finished, the crowd was enthralled as the match was taken to an intriguing fifth game. It was Young who triumphed by 11 points to 5, rounding off a whitewash for Birmingham that will set them in good stead for the final against Nottingham. Manchester can take some pride but also some lessons from the match, as they prepare for the upcoming Christie Cup.

FULL SCORECARD:  

Zubin Bativala (Manchester)
v
James Ryan (Birmingham)

11-7, 9-11, 12-14, 6-11

Alex Lemom (Manchester)
v
Oli Rawlins (Birmingham)

7-11, 7-11, 11-4, 11-7, 8-11

Morgan Hibberd (Manchester)
v
Oliver Mapp (Birmingham)

11-9, 7-11, 3-11, 6-11

Richard Johnson (Manchester)
v
Josh Taylor (Birmingham)

1-11, 5-11, 7-11

Brendan Basset (Manchester)
v
Scott Young (Birmingham)

11-7, 7-11, 11-3, 7-11, 6-11

MMU pole-vaulter leaps to gold at Euro Champs

A Manchester Metropolitan University student won a gold medal after taking a gamble at the European Indoor Championships last week.

Holly Bleasdale, who studies at the University’s Cheshire campus, took gold in pole vault at the event in Gothenburg after being tied for first place with her Polish opponent Anna Rogowska.

The 21-year-old Sports Science student had the opportunity to share the medal with Rogowska after both failed to clear the height of 4.72 metres – or jump again. She chose the latter and became Britain’s first Euro gold medallist in the sport with a vault of 4.67 metres.

“I was in the moment and I felt really good and thought if I got my jump together I could clear the bar easily,” Bleasdale said. “I thought instead of sharing gold, why not get it for myself and I’m glad I did that.

“If most people had the option to do that, I would have thought they would do it.

“I feel so confident in my ability and I was really positive, so thought why not take the risk.”

Bleasdale’s previous career high was winning the world indoor bronze medal. Rogowska, with 10 years more experience in the sport, was the defending European championship.

Early in the competition Bleasdale sat in fourth and came dangerously close to missing out on a medal, only clearing the initial 4.67 metre jump after her third attempt.

She 2has also previously held the title of Under-23 European Champion, and in January 2012 set a personal best of 4.87 metres.

Return to Manchester, the post-study abroad comedown

Last year I wrote an article for The Mancunion’s ‘All Abroad’ feature, discussing the beginning of my year at the University of California, Los Angeles. I was lucky enough to spend one year basking in the sunshine, taking a plethora of classes and socialising with an amazing group of people.

Then in June 2012, it all came to an end, by September I was back in Manchester for my final year. While I enjoy life up North, returning to Manchester has been a bit of a come down. Yes I have missed the Northern honesty (everyone in LA was uncontrollably happy to meet me even though they knew nothing about me) but listening to my lecturers talk at me for two to three hours just does not have the same effect as it did in LA. In the ‘City of Angels’ I was able to take classes on the history of African American music, black freedom narratives and one of my Professors, Reverend James Lawson, had worked with Martin Luther King Jr. during the Civil Rights Movement.

At the neighbouring University of California, San Diego Riccardo Monfardini took a public speaking class and Josh Malkinson found his digital photography class ‘refreshing’ as it was so different from his Psychology degree. I can definitely see where Josh is coming from, as the limited choice of classes I can pick for my American studies degree means that I am always left disappointed with one or two of my selections.

On top of that, my UCLA lecturers were always passionate and enthusiastic about their subjects. I enjoyed Professor Dale Tatum so much that I picked his class every quarter (of course they were all on different subjects). Tatum was so unafraid to speak his mind that he caused one pupil to storm off during a heated debate, something you would never see at this university. This outspoken nature of American students is almost alien to their Mancunian contemporaries. I have been in more than one class where the pupils seem completely disengaged and the lecturer is struggling to even get an answer to a simple question, let alone stir emotion. I am not sure if it is the depressing weather, or if people just do not find the classes that interesting but I miss the boldness of that guy who just walked off when he felt that Tatum was not letting him make his point.

You are also able to build much closer bonds with your teachers. Now this all depends on whose class you take (so if you are heading to California this year and you end up hating your teachers please do not blame me). However, I was lucky enough to be asked to join a class on Black Power ideology during my final quarter. Professor Mary Corey had hand-picked fifteen students from her Winter American History class based on our grades. After our final session together she invited us all back to a party at her home in Beverley Hills and it was so amazing I actually cried when it was time to leave. Now while that may have been due to the five Coronas I had drunk that night, I was genuinely upset that not only would I be leaving for London in a few days but also I would never get to go to another of Corey’s lessons or see all of my classmates together again. Think of the last time you cried because the semester was over, and I do not mean tears of joy.

However, not everyone has such great memories of studying abroad. My friend Michael was ‘robbed at gunpoint while studying in the US’. Although this must have been traumatising, Michael told me that he was ‘moving to Chicago next year to start [his] PhD’. His experience highlights the importance of keeping safe while in another country and recognising that the American culture is very different from British norms and values. A lot of large American cities have areas that are a no-go for tourists, for example Skid Row in Los Angeles. But if Michael can get over what happened to him then his year abroad must have been worthwhile.

So just to clarify, I’m not bashing The University of Manchester or the city itself. Some of you may even be questioning my patriotism. But I do recognise that Manchester definitely has its plus points: a great night life, charming people and a comforting familiarity. Living and studying in Los Angeles, on the other hand, gave me the chance to discover exciting things every day. We do not have beaches a mile down the road, the Hollywood sign a hike away or a very attractive football and basketball team on campus. So if I was forced to choose it would be UCLA all the way, but Manchester, I still love you too.

Competition gives students chance to win a year’s fees

A University of Manchester student is launching a free to enter online contest which gives students the chance to have a year’s tuition fees paid for them.

Jake Davis, a second year student at the Manchester Business School, and his friend Luke Shelley, a third year at Regent’s Business School London, have created the website WinMyFees which features a competition where the winner will get their fees, up to a value of £9000, paid in full.

To enter the competition, which is open to any current UK student, contestants will need to speed type a specific sentence. The pair is hoping to fund the prize through advertising revenue from student-friendly companies.

“We need students to help us to help them, the more users we get the more fees we can pay out,” said Davis. “We could be changing loads of student’s lives.”

The website www.winmyfees.com will soon go live and the competition will begin when 100,000 have registered online, with 15,000 registered so far.

The duo said they seek to capitalise on a student population which is constantly looking for ways to save money. Mr Davis believes the contest will have a wide appeal, stating that “students like to get offered things for free”. He also feels that by targeting a group with a “restricted income” that the website offers the chance to “help the community while making money”.

As well as word of mouth and viral marketing through the WinMyFees Facebook page, Davis said they plan to create publicity through links to student club nights.

They hope that the attention generated by the first competition and its lucky winner will allow them to continue with subsequent contests, giving more students the chance to take the money saved on fees and spend it on something memorable (or something they won’t be able to remember).

Whilst the main focus of the website will be the chance to have fees paid for, there will also be other free to enter competitions on the site, offering the chance to win merchandise from a range of companies.

The competition will presumably be particularly popular with first year students who have to pay far higher fees. The rise in maximum tuition fees last year saw a 7.7% overall decline of applicants to British Universities. MMU had one of the largest course vacancies of any universities in the country this year and University of Manchester saw its applicants fall 10% from the previous year; as a result three halls in the Owens Park residence are vacant this year.

Second year Geography student Declan Wagstaff said, “My little sister’s 14 and she still wants to go to uni but the rise in fees has definitely put off some of her friends who’d worry about being in that much debt. The chance to have her fees paid for her would definitely help. I’ll be entering the competition at least.”

The Irish Society

The Irish Society is open to anyone and everyone who has an interest in Irish culture. The main aim of the society is for both Irish and non-Irish students to come together for events including socials, sports, music sessions, concerts and trips away.

I spoke to the Chair Roisin Farrell, who told me more about the society and about their plans for St. Patrick’s Day. Roisin first got involved with the society after attending the St. Patrick’s Day event back in 2011, and has been attending socials ever since. “Socials are at the centre of our society and this year we have organised a number of different events. We had a very successful Christmas ball in Waxy O’Connors in the Printworks this year. We work with various Irish bars in Manchester such as O’Sheas, Waxy O’Connors and St. Kentigens where we hold events ranging from watching sports, open mic nights and the occasional ceilidh.”

The main event in the society’s calendar is St. Patrick’s Day. In previous years the society has celebrated St. Patrick’s Day in various clubs around Manchester including Factory, which was a complete sell-out. “This year, we are holding a massive event in Jabez Clegg in association with RAG and the Manchester Ceilidh Society, called ‘Manchester’s 50 shades of Green’. The night will start off with a live music ceilidh followed by a DJ playing all the classic Irish party tunes. It is a fancy dress event and there will be prizes on the night for the best dressed. We are focusing on making it even more traditional. We are aiming to give both Irish and non-Irish students a taste of traditional Paddy’s day celebrations, promising a great night for all.”

For more information on St. Patrick’s Day celebrations and other socials you can email Roisin at [email protected]

Slackline Society

I spoke to Mairi-Annabel Leggatt, a representative of the University of Manchester Slackline Society, who told me about this unusual sport which is, “in its simplest form, where you tie a rope between two trees and walk on it.” There are a number of ways that you can do slacklining as Mairi explained: “As you progress there are two main variants; tricklining & highlining. Tricklining involves using the line as a trampoline – bouncing around in various forms – whereas high-lining involves more balance and a mind-over-matter type  of attitude as it is undeniably counter-intuitive to step out onto a piece of rope suspended over a ravine.”

The Slackline society is fairly new to the University of Manchester as it was only established at the begining of this year by Dave Adler, a trickliner with an interest in highlining, and John Crewe, a highliner who also provides all of the gear and equipment. They have 161 members on Facebook with ‘a motley crew’ of about 15-20 regular attendees.

Slacklining is a unique sport and I asked Mairi how she first got into it: “Personally, I was somewhat in love with a friend of mine who was very circus-skilled orientated. One very sunny day I met her in a local park and they had set up a slackline. After an afternoon of falling off I was eventually able to stand on my own and was hooked. I bought my own line soon after and the rest is history. Slacklining is anything but difficult. I was in Whitworth Park on Wednesday afternoon and I helped a partially sighted woman stand on a slackline. If she has the courage and the trust to stand on a line without sight then all those with it should follow in her steps.”

Mairi encourages people to get involved and try the sport as it is “the perfect combination of exercise and mental agility. If you want to do it for the exercise, it is a fantastic workout for your triceps, biceps and core. I know because I actually have muscles in my arms and tummy now instead of flab. If you’d like to do it for the concentration and focus that it enables, which, I assure you, is like nothing I have ever experienced, then please come and give it a go. We meet most Wednesday afternoons although as the weather has been incredibly cold, momentum has been lost somewhat. However, with the passing of St. David’s Day the beginning of spring has been signalled and there is nothing, not even a bit of inevitable Mancunian drizzle, that will stop us going forward.”

Everyone is welcome to join: “We would love to meet you and introduce you to the sport that we adore in the hope that you can share our passion and enthusiasm.” If you’d like any more information join the Facebook group which contains details of regular meetings: www.facebook.com/groups/uomslackline/.

Where has everybody gone?

In the ongoing battle between the big and the small screen, it appears that television is winning. In an unprecedented move, the movie-on-demand juggernaut Netflix made its first foray into TV with the up-front commissioning and filming of the first season of House of Cards, a Kevin Spacey star-vehicle which has all thirteen episodes of its first season available to watch now. The man behind it all? David Fincher, the director of acclaimed films such as The Social Network and Se7en.

This is not a unique occurrence. Fincher joins a long list of directors who have made the the switch to TV: Martin Scorsese executive produces and directed the pilot episode of HBO’s Boardwalk Empire; Frank Darabont occupied a similar position on The Walking Dead and Steven Spielberg is possibly the most prolific of them all thanks to mini-series Band of Brothers and The Pacific. It is rumoured that he has another similar project in the pipeline. What is it about TV that is so attractive to these directors? Or what is it about the film-making process that is pushing them away?

It can be said that television allows directors and writers much more creative freedom. Programmes such as Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad are pushing the boundaries in terms of creativity as well as explicit violence and sex. Contrast this with the Hollywood Studio System which is becoming ever-reliant on safe bets. Studio executives are, now more than ever, less likely to risk their investments on unique and original projects than they are on sequels and summer blockbusters. Editors are required to ruthlessly cut their films to secure the coveted PG-13 or 12A rating with the sole purpose of making the project profitable. All decisions are now business decisions.

Steven Soderbergh is the most recent director to fall foul of the film studios. Unable to find funding for his biopic of Liberace, Soderbergh found a home for the project at the cable channel HBO. As TV networks have relatively small budgets compared to film studios, they have to ignore the expensive CGI and instead focus on writing intelligent scripts and creating interesting characters. Length is a factor too: 13 or even 22-episode series give directors and writers the opportunity to create depth and intricacy. Compare this to a two hour stint at the cinema and films can seem relatively shallow.

TV land isn’t as liberated as you may think, however. Every year, dozens of projects are cancelled with little or no warning if they fail to bring in the desired number of viewers, creating an unpredictable workflow for actors and directors alike. In the 1990s, David Lynch began working on a TV pilot with ABC before it was abandoned for being too weird. Instead of forgetting about the whole project, Lynch transformed the episode into a feature film: Mulholland Drive became an award-winning cult classic, proving that there is still a place in Hollywood for originality.

With 2012 having offered up a diverse and exciting selection of films, it does seem possible that studio executives are waking up to the idea that audiences enjoy films that challenge them just as much as those that are simply there to entertain. As long as it can still provide an outlet for inventive story-telling, then cinema will continue to attract a range of talented directors. Maybe it’s time creativity was given the green-light.

Live: Melody’s Echo Chamber

4th March 2013

The Deaf Institute

9/10

After a string of bands that achieved only limited success – My Bee’s Garden and Narcoleptic Dancers – it appears to be third time lucky for Melody Prochet. Her latest endeavour, Melody’s Echo Chamber, are on track to becoming an overnight success. After meeting Tame Impala’s Kevin Parker in a backstreet Parisian bar at an after show, Melody called in a favour from him to oversee post-production on her record. Since then, the fortunes of this Parisian psychedelic troupe have changed irrevocably.  The rest, as they say, is history.

Away from the cobbled streets and café verandas of Paris, we find Melody preparing for her debut appearance at Manchester’s Deaf Institute. Despite possessing a repertoire limited to only one record, this alone is enough to encourage Manchester’s alternative element to throng the music hall of the city’s hottest venue.

After being led out by her exclusively French backing quartet, Melody takes centre stage, before enveloping the audience in the psychedelic haze of ‘I Follow You’.  Overhead, projections of crimson paisley figures dance, engulfing Melody in a warm glow, resembling a scene from a French art-house film. The iridescent quality of her singing, coupled with the pulsating groove of guitar for ‘Endless Shore’ and the ambiguous ‘Bisou Magique’ impress the crowd as they begin to clap in unison with Melody. Spellbound, the audience were totally attentive throughout; robed in her float-away blouse and palms outstretched, she transcended her status as a mere singer, instead a benevolent priestess.

Whilst dutifully continuing in her native French, ‘Quand Vas Tu Rentrer’ appears to have stumbled upon a new genre of music, French Psychedelia, as it encompasses a sound that can only be described as electric accordion. Pure delight ensues when Melody launches into fan favourite ‘Crystallised’ as the audience begins to groove to the rhythmic drumming. After an encore comprised of a musical free-for-all jamming session, Melody announces her departure with a flick of a smile and a cheeky wink that leaves the audience feeling rather forlorn.

 

Lent: the halfway point

Today marks the third week of Lent and therefore my third week of being a teetotal student (a species unheard of until now). That’s right ladies and gentlemen; I Dana Fowles have not touched a single drop of alcohol for 21 days. Pinky promise.

As expected, the journey to the halfway point has not been easy. I have encountered several temptations, which I have just about managed to overcome. I must admit that passing through Sainsbury’s everyday has resulted in wistful browsing of the wine displays every now and again. In my desperation to have a glass of something nice with tea (or dinner to those in the other camp), I have found myself contemplating whether Bucks Fizz really counts as alcohol. However, as it clearly lists ‘white wine’ as an ingredient on the label, I have had to force myself to be strong and relocate to the fruit juices.

A low point, it is time to confess, has been playing pretend by drinking the aforementioned fruit juices out of wine glasses and even champagne flutes. It has been a difficult time, not helped by one particular housemate. Jake (whom you may recognise as the fashion editor) has taken on the role of the serpent in the Garden of Eden on more than one occasion. Before going to a house party, he recently slithered into my room with ‘water’ (vodka) and encouraged me to have a sip.

What’s more, last week at the Unity charity fashion show (unfortunately held at 256), he said and I quote: ‘Just have a glass of wine. You without a glass of wine in your hand is like me suddenly not caring about what I wear anymore – unnatural.’ Again I managed to resist and enquired as to whether the girl at the bar could make me a non-alcoholic cocktail (which was actually pretty nice in all honesty).

Although I have missed being able to have a drink at times, I am not sorry to have left behind the hangovers from hell. It turns out that there are some benefits to going teetotal. For one, I feel a lot more organised. Whereas I would have wasted a day here and there in order to nurse myself back to health after a heavy night, I am now making the most of every 24 hours. I feel more active; I haven’t eaten a single takeaway since I embarked on the challenge and I have started going swimming regularly, as well as getting up early on weekends to crack on with the never ending pile of books to read and essays to write.

I may have spoken too soon, however. The biggest temptation yet still awaits me. My best friend from home and one of her housemates are due to visit in two days time. This could spell the end of my non-alcoholic cocktail drinking days, only time will tell.

Young Brits’ drug use is fueling organised crime in West Africa

There’s a disparity between the way we choose what we buy in stores, and what we buy on the streets. As a result, one of the world’s most deprived areas is being plunged further into violence and crime.

Despite the world’s gaze being fixed on West Africa due to the Malian conflict,  the destruction of that part of the world by the increased flow of narcotics through the area is still not widely known. It’s not hard to understand why an area of ungovernable desert and underfunded governments is a fine breeding ground for cartels to operate. Couple that with the endemic poverty of countries such as Mali and Burkina Faso (where around half of the population live on less than $1.25 per day) and the supply of drug runners who will work for little remuneration is endless.

In the last ten years trafficking in the area has boomed. 13% of the world’s cocaine, with a street value of $15-$20 billion, now travels through the region –  roughly the same as the entire GDP of Mali or Guinea and twice that of Mauritania, some of the worst affected areas. Naturally, new gangs have formed from Guinea-Bisseau and Guinea right through to the north of the continent; to protect supply lines to the lucrative European market. As with all gangs, tales of organised brutality in the region – one all to familiar with violence – are beginning to surface. As with all drugs gangs, they target the vulnerable young.

Yet increasingly, young Brits are providing the demand for this trade. The most recent British Crime Survey revealed that cocaine use had more  than trebled among young consumers. Up from 1.3% to 4.2% of the 16-24 demographic group were users during the period 2011/12. However, among student consumers there is little responsibility for the effects of their consumption.

The majority of consumers fall into two broad categories. Firstly, there are the apathetic and uninformed who either care little or know nothing of the harms of the trade. Secondly, and increasing in size, there are those who avert the blame; choosing instead to point to the criminal status of cocaine and shirking responsibility to policy makers. They miss the point. Even if it were decriminalised in Britain, it would still be illegal in the more socially conservative African west. It would still cause just as much harm.

The current problems only tell half the story. The reason the focus of this piece is West Africa and not Latin America is poverty. The impoverished nature of West Africa means that governments have few resources to fight what are increasingly well-armed and well-funded drugs gangs. Much of South and Central America is mired in conflict arising from the cocaine trade.

However, the relatively wealthier nature of the states means that living standards are not as adversely affected despite the all too frequent incidences of brutality. Guinea and Guinea-Bissau which are the main port countries for cocaine arriving from South America are among the world’s poorest countries. Money being spent combating drugs gangs is money desperately needed for infrastructural and education spending.

The situation in Mali is dire. Fuelled by demand from Europe, cocaine trafficking is rampant in the Saharan state. Its ungovernable desert borders to the north make for safe routes for cartels to access North Africa and beyond. Its southern-based central government lacks the capability to mount any sort of response to the vast organised criminal gangs. Factor into this already bleak picture the current conflict that is creating uncertainty and harming investment opportunities, and living standards are plummeting.

That young people – often ardent when demonstrating their conscientiously liberal political beliefs – are so complicit in driving this harmful industry is saddening.  In recent years we have seen student activism on the streets of London demanding cheaper education. We have witnessed laudable opposition to the rise of Islamophobic populism. But whilst defending cheaper tuition fees and opposing the far right are commendable, the instance of cocaine consumption seems to be anything but a cause to celebrate.

The notion that we ought not to buy things produced or transported by dubious means has been around for centuries. From the boycotts of sugar picked by slaves in the late eighteenth century, to more modern practices such as the refusal to buy products made in sweatshops, or those that have been tested on animals. Young people and students have often been the standard bearers for conscientious consumption. There is however one outlier. Worryingly, many who wouldn’t dream of lining their coats with fur all to keenly line their nostrils with cocaine, one of the most damaging industries. One that is destabilising a part of the world which can ill-afford it.

Live: Little Green Cars

27/02/2013

Soup Kitchen, Manchester.

 

Hailing from Dublin, Little Green Cars are a country rock band nowhere near as naff as that label sounds. Capturing public attention and more importantly radio airtime with their single ‘The John Wayne’, they managed to convincingly fill out Manchester’s swanky Soup Kitchen.

Playing a relatively short set, under an hour in fact, Little Green Cars certainly left no-one wondering what their secret weapon was. The band is blessed in the Fleetwood Mac sense that they have two independently strong male and female vocalists, and as a collective they pull off some really tight, soulful harmonies. Although these harmonies will inevitably attract Mumford and Sons comparisons, this really is a disservice to a band with much more charisma; the vocals evoke a lovely Fleet Foxes soothing quality, but with more of a punch.

I feel that on occasion they do rely heavily on the harmonies to lift somewhat middle of the road songs. And with a lack of stage presence sometimes one can find their concentration wondering. Although Faye O’Rourke’ solo vocal performances mesmerize, with a touch of the Patti Smith about them, bringing across a real sense of emotion in her delivery.

Little Green Cars managed to vary their short set with enchanting a cappella moments, intense acoustic tracks and energetic kick ins. Predictably ‘Harper Lee’ and ‘The John Wayne’ are the highlights of the set, showing off a perfect blend of all the bands qualities. Sadly, I feel they are entering a rather saturated market and although they deserve further recognition I can’t help but feel I’ve heard a lot of the same before. Nevertheless if you’re sick of Mumford and Sons and you feel Band of Horses have gone off the boil, step forward Little Green Cars.

6/10

Blind Date: Charlotte and James

Charlotte,  1st Year, Psychology

First impressions? He looked nice and easy to get on with; he has one of those friendly faces! I also liked the clothes he was wearing.

Did the date get off to a flying start? Yeah, we had quite a lot of things to talk about which surprised me. I thought it would be really awkward but it was a bit like Freshers – getting to know someone you’ve never met, but obviously it was a bit more intense as it was a date!

Best features? Smile, definitely! He also has a good personality and is really easy to talk to.

Any awkward moments?  Erm, no, none that I can think of anyway. There were a couple of slightly awkward silences but that’s normal on a blind date, right?

Did you have many things in common? A bit yeah; we have mutual friends at uni so we mostly talked about them.

What’s the weirdest thing he told you? He didn’t say anything weird – you shouldn’t say anything weird on a blind date, should you?!

What happened after you finished your meal? We walked back to Owen’s Park together and then went our separate ways.

How did you say goodbye? A friendly hug.

Kiss? [Shakes head] Nooo!

Any potential plans for the future? He was lovely and we hang around in similar circles, so it would be great to go on a night out with him. But other than that, probably not.

 

James, 1st Year Ancient History

First impressions? She seemed like a decent girl from the offset; she was very friendly, bubbly and chatty. Pretty, too.

Did the date get off to a flying start? Well it wasn’t awkward if that’s what you mean. She kept the conversation going which was good, and she has a really good sense of humour- for a girl [laughs].

Best features? Eyes, and she has a great figure too. She was showing off her ‘muscles’ from the gym!

Any awkward moments? Apart from when she showed me her non-existent muscles? None, really.

Did you have many things in common? Yeah we have mutual friends here which we didn’t know about, and obviously with us both being Freshers, we spoke quite a bit about our first year experiences so far.

What’s the weirdest thing she told you? She has a spending addiction, and has to hide her shopping purchases from her flat mates so that they don’t find out she’s been blowing her student loan again.

What happened after you finished your meal? We just walked back to halls together and said bye at Owen’s Park.

How did you say goodbye? Yeah this was an awkward moment actually because I wasn’t sure
what to go for – a hug, a kiss on the cheek, a wave? I went for the hug in the end; it was like the middle ground.

Kiss? Nope.

Any potential plans for the future? She was a lovely girl and I think she’d be a right laugh on a night out, so hopefully we can stay in touch and arrange to go out with our mutual friends.

 

A special thanks to Trof Fallowfield as always, as well as to both Charlotte and James. Please email [email protected] with your name, age and degree programme if you fancy getting involved with the next Blind Date.

Column: The Day the Music Died

In a month that saw two of the biggest award ceremonies, February should have been a huge month on the music calendar. But as I lie awake at night I can’t help but worry, what do I actually remember? Previous Brit awards at least had scuffles worth recalling, Vic Reeves and Sharon Osbourne being a particular favourite. 2013 saw events resided over by the loathsome James Cordon, accompanied by an array of equally uninspiring hosts. Which leaves me wondering, did anything actually happen? I know time passed, we can’t deny that, but what can I actually tell my mates about down the pub?

Oh, silly me, there was loads of things! For a kick-off Harry clapped Taylor Swift, you’d think after a month’s worth of romance they couldn’t bear to be in the same room as each other without one of them breaking down. Then at the Grammys there was Elton John giving a fist (steady on) to the face of Lumineers drummer Jeremiah Fraites. As far as drama goes we can’t ask for much more, but I feel like I’m missing something, oh yeah – music.

If there was anything more depressing than the tabloid tittle-tattle it was the acts themselves. A particularly disheartening moment was seeing a once exciting and interesting Muse reduced to a hopeless parody of themselves as they opened the Brits. The grandiose drama of Origins of Symmetry has been blown up to ridiculous proportions, with ‘supremacy’ featuring violin sounds reminiscent of those head-jerking maniacs on Britain’s Got Talent. Alternative rock music even your mum can dig, no thanks.

Along with Muse, The Brits saw other commercial heavyweights like Mumford and Sons, Coldplay and One Direction collect meaningless awards – calling them the best of a bad bunch is overplaying their worth. Most were surprised to see Ben Howard pick up British Breakthrough Act and British Male Solo Artist, despite trending on twitter with ‘who the fuck is Ben Howard?’. He’s got all the prerequisites to be popular and so he shall be – just another droid, this year’s James Blunt if you like.

The Brits got so bad that Mr. Showbiz himself, Robbie Williams has even had enough. Dubbing the event “so fucking boring” then going on to elaborate “It’s like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it, so fucking corporate and professional and timid. To be frank sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer…” Ironic really, considering Robbie has been one of our main corporate pricks for a while, some call him cheeky, but in actual fact he’s just an arse. Again this show of limp-wristed defiance is certainly more interesting than his performance at the Brits, a track I wouldn’t wish on the worst of people.

Despite Robbie’s hypocritical stance, he makes a valid point. Music has always had a commercial hunger, right back from the Motown hit factory to the Brit pop rivalry of Oasis and Blur. Unfortunately, its grip has become so tight on music that even playful plebs like Liam Gallagher can no longer be relied on to spice up a bland evening.

We used to have charming, funny, controversial dicks in music, now it seems we’re just left with the dicks themselves. None of these acts have any edge, despite 1D saying they may have turned to crime without fame. I’d have quite happily taken a mugging off Harry Styles just as long as I didn’t have to see his boat race on my TV screen. It’s not as bad as it seems folks, there’s plenty of exciting new music out there – you just won’t find it on ITV.

SU looks at helping ‘neglected’ North Campus

The University of Manchester Students’ Union is joining efforts with North Campus students to bring more life to the secluded area.

Students met with members of the SU’s Exec Team to discuss the neglecting of North Campus, with unused rooms and lack of social activities being the main concerns.

Haider Khokhar, the organiser of the meeting and an Electrical and Electronic Engineering student based at North Campus, said that the final straw for him was the closing of Harry’s Bar.

He said: “One day I found out the SU closed down Harry’s Bar without even bothering to tell us and I rang them straight away.

“After a while Nick Pringle got back to me, explaining that Harrys Bar was causing great money losses every year. We arranged to meet and he was as amazed as we are with the potential of North Campus.

“There is so much empty space that could be used for study rooms and there’s even a completely empty sports halls in Sackville building that is only used twice a year for exams.”

Philip Jensen, a second year Chemical Engineering student, acknowledged: “It’s quite a serious and challenging issue. The two campuses are very separate and North Campus feels unimportant compared to South Campus.

But he argued against introducing a North Campus rep, saying: “Having a rep just for North Campus would only emphasize that the two campuses are separate. It would be much better to create a relationship between both.”

About 25 students attended the meeting, making suggestions that included introducing a 24-hour computer cluster and sports facilities.

Nick Pringle, General Secretary at the SU, was satisfied with result of the meeting. He said: “It was a really good opportunity to find out what students want. We got a lot of feedback from a good range of students.

“Now the plan is to meet with the students again and with the University to find solutions. There are some quick fixes to be done but other things will take longer.”

Mr Pringle justified only addressing this issue now by admitting: “This meeting was only a success because it was organised by students.”

When asked if the issue will be left unattended when the new team of execs take over next year, Mr Pringle said: “Whoever carries on needs to know the importance of this issue, but it’s also essential that students get involved.”

Attempts to bring North Campus back to life may struggle following October’s announcement of a new single sited main campus.

This will be part of a £1bn investment, which aims to bring every discipline together in one campus in 2018.

Luke Newton, Education Officer at the SU, believes it is still worthwhile to invest in North Campus. He said: “It’s important for the SU to help the students form a community.

“Resources are already stretched so it’s key to engage with active students and help them make use of what they already have in place for them.”

Mr Khokhar agrees: “I know they’re moving but there are still two cohorts of students that will only experience this campus and they cannot be neglected. It won’t be a sustainable investment but it has to be done because we pay the same as other students.”

Current students in North Campus hold mixed opinions about the move.

Lydia Westwood, a first year student in the Materials school, supported the move. She said: “It will probably allow students to feel more part of a community. We’re here in our little bubble so we don’t have the same experience as students in South Campus.”

But Rhona Dalgish, another first year student in the Materials school, contested: “I think it’s a shame to lose the great legacy of North Campus.”

Professor Dame Nancy Rothwell, President and Vice-Chancellor of the University, categorised North Campus as ‘challenging’ in a Question and Answer session last Monday, but praised the SU’s work.

She said: “The Students’ Union has been doing a great job and your attempts to engage students more widely across the campus are very important. This is particularly so in North Campus, because it is a challenge getting out there.”

North Campus currently holds the head offices of four schools – Chemical Engineering and Analytical Sciences, Electrical and Electronic Engineering, Mechanical Aerospace Civil Engineering, and Materials – as well as being the headquarters for the Administration of the Faculty of Engineering and Physical Sciences.

Live: The Darkness

2nd March 2013

02 Manchester Apollo

7/10

When I was 12, I used to take my CD Walkman into the garden and listen to The Darkness’ debut album whilst I jumped on the trampoline. Now, this wasn’t as carefree and cool as it obviously sounds – not only was jumping in time with the beat a continually failed ambition, but I had to hold the CD player flat as I bounced so the songs didn’t skip. Whilst all my friends were saving to see the Trousersnake perform his Justified tour, I was scrimping for The Darkness posters and a Discman with ‘anti-skip’.

It’s been ten years since the release of the quadruple platinum selling Permission to Land brought semi-parodying 70s rock to the Brit Awards. 2003 was a time when Justin Hawkins reached the height of his bacchanalian excess, spending £150,000 on one night’s coke and flying around gigs in an enormous pair of knockers that he referred to as his “boob chariot”.

The original line up regrouped to record their third studio album Hot Cakes last year, bizarrely, bringing about a stint as main support on Lady Gaga’s stadium world tour. The band look exactly as they did a decade ago – a svelte front man shows no sign of the 5 stone he supposedly gained when off the road, and brother and guitarist Dan Hawkins still looks as dreamy as I remember (in a Carol King in flares kind of way). The only notable change to the troupe is that Justin has had their Suffolk home town of Lowestoft emblazoned in giant letters across his stomach, and is now sporting a nineteenth-century waxed moustache. Rock and roll.

As the band launch into Hot Cakes’ disappointing opening track ‘Every Inch of You’ the wonderfully varied audience begin to display their inevitable rock signs in approval their return to touring.  I ‘ironically’ throw up my horns in concordance, yet am hopeful that further underwhelming tracks from the album such as ‘Keep Me Hangin’ On’ and ‘Living Each Day Blind’ haven’t made the set list.

Luckily, my rock prayers are answered and dud tracks from both, One Way Ticket to Hell… And Back (which is all of them) and Hot Cakes are pared down to a minimum. Although, in an impossible feat, the unexpected Radiohead cover from the latest release sees ‘Street Spirit (Fade Out)’ somehow become comparable to ‘Barracuda’ by Heart. This, likely to upset any joyless being, is a fine example of what an early-noughties Britain embraced about the band: performances of incredible musicianship with a distinct lack of bombastic seriousness.

Justin Hawkins hasn’t lost his implausible falsetto either, managing the anthemic “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” and “Love is Only a Feeling” with ease and melodic finesse.  As I yelp through my Year 8 favourite ‘Giving Up’ screeching, “no I won’t apologise I’d inject into my eyes, if there was nowhere else to stick my skag!” I realise quite how marvellously ridiculous the whole affair really is. A headstand, staring contest, and piggy-back through the crowd, round off what has been an exhausting wonder to behold, but I feel like I’ve satisfied the 12 year old trampolinist in me. Finally.

Spring Trends

Congratulations! You’ve officially survived the winter. Although this year’s winter was surprisingly mild, the season generally drains the average man of his will to live. Standing outside the Student Union at 4am, after an intense essay writing session as the snow billows about you, waiting for the 142 puts you in such a state that you are quite unlikely to care about what you’re wearing the following day. As we have now lived to see March, the month where spring officially begins we must dress accordingly lest the winter gods punish us with more dreary weather. Below are this year’s spring trends.

 

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Camouflage

Camouflage returned to prominence in the last quarters of 2012. Like most menswear trends this one found its foul origins in womenswear.  As you might have already gleaned, I am not a fan. Camouflage is something you expect to see on a 6-10 year old going through an Action Man phase, not an 18-24 year old pegged to be among the nation’s brightest. As reasonable and rational men we must band together in defiance of this plague on all good taste and sense. The fashion world may attempt to sway you with descriptions like retro-chic and effortlessly cool but the devil is a liar. They are not your friends. What good is a trend that has no staying power? If you must do it, go for the least obvious camo you can find and pray it works for you.

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Stripes

Spring is undoubtedly the stripiest time of the year. Every year some version of the stripe finds its way to prominence on the high street. This year for perhaps the first time in history vertical and horizontal stripes seem to be on trend at the same time! At least Tommy Hilfiger thinks so. His spring ‘Bon Voyage’ campaign is so full of nautical inspired wonders that I haven’t had the gumption to visit the Tommy Hilfiger website lest I lose the greater part of my student loan in the pursuit of the preppy, fun and effortlessly cool.

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Bright Colours

As the temperature rises into the double digits, there is no need to stick with the dreary and dull brown, grey and black. We must embrace the more optimistic lemon zest, nectarine and dusk blue. It is my guess that the fruitier the colour sounds the more on trend it is. Embrace your inner “rah rah” “gap yah” boy and pick up a pair of poppy-red trousers, or embrace your inner hippy and purchase a tie-dye t-shirt. It is wise to note that these things are often best done with a smidgen of moderation, but apart from this there’s no reason why you shouldn’t be your brightest, dandiest self this spring. Everyone else is.

 

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New Balance Trainers

It is quite rare that we get to see a practical trend such as this. Fashion often forgets that most people do not like to be walking pieces of art. The New Balance sneaker is the perfect mix between practicality and style. It grows increasingly popular among the student population and soon those who do not have a pair will find themselves in the minority. New Balance trainers are the new Toms. It’s about time you joined the movement.

 

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No Socks

I know that this seems a little bizarre as feet that sweat into shoes smell worse than feet that sweat into socks. Moreover, the thought of your feet in shoes without socks probably fills you with dread. But never fear, for there is a way to beat the no sock trend that has been displayed at all the fashion weeks from New York to Milan. It’s simple. Invisible socks are made by most high street retailers and true to their name they provide the indispensable barrier between your feet and your shoes without alerting the outside world of their presence.

Top 5: Style renovations

1. Victoria Beckham

Remember Victoria in hot pants and push-up bras when touring the world as Posh Spice back in the ’90s? Now, Beckham is nothing but sophisticated in her tight, just-below-the-knee-length dresses and nine-inch heels. She really has reinvented herself from Spice Girl WAG to universal A-list fashionista.

 

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2. Marc Jacobs

Ex-overweight, long-haired, heroin addict, I think it’s safe to say that Marc Jacobs has definitely taken a turn for the better. Since his second stunt of rehab in 2007, Marc has buffed up, cut his hair and continued to showcase fabulous and innovative garments for us to gaze at on the catwalk.

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3. Lana Del Rey

If you went to New York music show The Variety Box in 2009, you would have seen blonde-haired Lizzie Grant with her strong voice but shy persona. After a failed album, a name change and rumours of plastic surgery, Grant transformed herself into the woman we now know as Lana Del Rey – current hot US songstress.

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4. Madonna  

The Queen of reinvention. In 1984 she was pictured sporting the grunge look: ripped tights, studded accessories and exposed midriff. Since then, she has experimented with numerous profiles: disco diva, dominatrix, hippy chick; but no matter what look she opts for, she has always kept nice and toned.

 

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5.  Kate Middleton

Before the Royal Wedding, Kate was plain and dressed for a woman that could have been twice her age. But a year after she became Duchess, Kate has transformed into an international style icon. With her elegant dresses, princess charm and her style being documented on the internet daily, Kate is now a fashion figure for women all over the world.

Playing Catch Up

As a rule, there are only two things I hope never to have to share with other people: bespoke clothing, and my browser history. Between Pitti Uomo and the ‘Big Four’ Fashion weeks, I feel safe in breaking this cardinal rule by divulging that my Chrome history is, in fact, now filled with search results for bespoke clothing.

With every new year, the gentle rustling of well-kept beards and Harris Tweed begins to emanate from the fringes of the male fashion world. The ensuing parade of menswear makes the Six Nations February’s second most manly endeavour. Moreover, the annual spate of fashion shows represents a coagulation of a year’s hard work on the part of over 200 designers, millions of dollars spent, and Tumblr-fodder for the next six months.

Happily, to save yourselves the Sisyphean task of catching up on everything you have missed, I have compiled this handy roundup of all the events of the past two months.

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Pitti Uomo is Still Awesome

Combining some great presentations with sweet, sweet street style, the Florence-based trade show kicked off the year in terrific form. The presentations included some classic offerings from Boglioli, Isaia, and special guest Kenzo. Attendees were even treated to a rare display from Japanese techwear producers, White Mountaineering. The show marked a departure from the brand’s habitual Japan-based presentations that occur at completely random times of the year.

 

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Four Big Fashion Weeks

If Pitti Uomo is the Jamie Farr character in the M*A*S*H unit of fashion shows, then the ‘Big Four’ definitely represent Col. Potter: you take them seriously. Much like the nature of completely irrelevant 1980s television references, London, New York, Paris, and Milan turned up some classic shows this year. One particularly prominent (read: mental) highlight was Berluti’s winter-wonderland, inter-species display at Le Musée Nationale d’Histoire Naturelle.

 

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The Year of Street Style

More a prediction than a summation of facts: I think it’s safe to assume we will see street style continue to develop alongside social networking. The first few months of 2013 have offered up some real gems both in male and female style. With a growing web-based audience, it’s really interesting to see how completely candid moments are becoming as sartorially informed as any catwalk. It isn’t as if street style is anything new, but it is pleasing to see street etiquette continue to materialise as a standalone creative endeavour.

2013 promises to be a great year for male style; if fashion season is anything to go by it is going to be a cavalcade of great sunglasses and strong dogtooth. For now, things are returning to normality: The Fashion weeks were a success, street style’s game was up, and God Wooster is still a total mensch. If you’re interested, GQ is running a really interesting article about him right now; it should be on my history…

 

Actually, I’ll find it.