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Year: 2012

Live: I Am The Avalanche @ Moho

I Am The Avalanche
Moho Live
11th December
3 and a half stars

After witnessing the high interaction and intensity seen from both band and audience via the Liverpool show at The Magnet and despite the band calling this show “the best show of the tour so far”, I still had high expectations of the Manchester show at Moho.

Starting with current album opener ‘Holy Fuck’, and including a string of classics ‘New Disaster’, ‘This Is Dungeon Music’ and crowd favourite ‘Green Eyes’, they play their way through an enduring set- tight guitars, even tighter backing rhythm and vocals loaded with rawness.

The only disappointment was not from the band itself, who provided an exciting set that was more than pleasing, but from the abnormally lacklustre crowd. Maybe this was due to the majority of the audience being relatively new listeners of the band, since their latest release Avalanche United is their first since 2005, or purely for the fact that it is a Sunday night leading up to one of the most stressful weeks of the seasonal calendar.

Despite the bizarre lack of movement for a typical punk show, the audience were still fully attentive and I Am The Avalanche continued to display their impressive collection of songs to the fullest, with heightened levels of energy and rawness, which subsequently encouraged the crowd to get more involved. The second half of the set was much more receptive, with singer Vinnie Caruana and the crowd singing in unison to current single ‘Brooklyn Dodgers’ which received the loudest sing-a-long of the night.

The acutely solid performance from the five piece was definitely worth the wait. Luckily, UK fans won’t have to wait long to see them again-next up is a support slot on the highly anticipated UK Tour with Brand New. Let’s just hope Manchester actually represents in February.

To see our review of I Am The Avalanches’ most recent album, Avalanche United, click here.

Live: Panic! At The Disco @ Apollo

Panic! At The Disco
O2 Apollo
27th January
4 stars

I was surprised to see Panic! At The Disco play to a sold out Apollo, considering their last two trips to Manchester saw them playing a much smaller Academy 1, during their peak. Over the past two years, they have brought back the ! in their name and seen two of their founding members quit, leaving them as a two-piece and taking additional touring members onto the road. However, their live shows haven’t suffered. In fact, the production seen on this bigger stage was quite impressive.

Playing a rather long set list with well balanced mixture of songs from their three album back catalogue, the 3500 people present were getting their money’s worth. There was the added bonus of an interesting cover of MJ’s ‘Billie Jean’, followed by a surprising rendition of The Darkness’ ‘I Believe in a Thing Called Love’. Weird, but extremely hard not to enjoy.  The loudest reaction, predictably, was from songs off their debut album A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, and their biggest hit ‘I Write Sins, Not Tragedies’, where uproar was at its peak.

The crowd, surprisingly, was quite varied in terms of age, with a good amount of adults dotted around; who didn’t look like they were there to chaperone any kids, but were there purely for the music. This is definitely a change to the crowd I witnessed at their Manchester show back in 2008, where the majority was barely legal. The past few years have seen Panic! At The Disco deviate from a stereotyped “emo” band and appreciated for their music ability. Many had doubts that they would be able to continue success as a core two-piece, however based on this satisfyingly lengthy performance and the admiration from the crowd, it looks like Panic! will be back around soon enough.

Panic! At The Disco – Ready To Go

Why I love… Jazz

Manager of the UoM Big Band Society, Ollie Cartwright, gives us his opinion on why jazz deserves more attention:

Jazz has got an image problem. Just reading the word sends people scurrying away in fear. It shouldn’t be this way. I was bitten by the Jazz bug early and I’ve loved it ever since. Hopefully by giving some reasons why I can encourage those more open-minded readers to take the plunge and learn to love Jazz too.

What people always seem unaware of is the sheer variety of musical styles that come under the umbrella of Jazz. It’s a musical style straddling more than 100 years so it’s quite a large umbrella with something for everyone. Robert Glasper is a pianist and producer whose hip-hop infused Jazz has seen him collaborate with everyone from J Dilla to Jay-Z. Glasper gigs often turn into impromptu jam sessions with the likes of Mos Def and Kanye-West. He even plays Radiohead and Nirvana. Not the realm of the cocktail pianist I’m sure you’ll agree.

For the fans of the more aggressive genre, I offer up Pharoah Sanders. As well as having one of the coolest names you’re ever likely to hear, this saxophonist coaxes screams from his instrument that wouldn’t sound out of place in the most depraved of horror films. In ‘Olé’ from the album Heart Is A Melody, ‘The Pharoah’ builds his improvisation to an emotional intensity and then, with nowhere else to go, takes the saxophone out of his mouth and bellows into the audience. Why? That’s for the listener to decide.

Jazz is an anything goes genre. Quite literally anything can happen and that’s the excitement. This isn’t a music where the band turn up and crank out their hits. This is a music that dares to be different, every single night. Give it a try.

Robert Glasper – Downtime

Pharoah Sanders – You Got To Have Freedom

F is for… Freud

‘I paint people, not because of what they are like, not exactly in spite because of what they are like, but how they happen to be’; so said Lucien Freud, the recently deceased grandson of Sigmund, acclaimed artist and friend to a host of international fashion icons. Characterized by his creativity, charm and apparent disregard for what anyone else may happen to think, his life was a tumultuous whirlwind of highs, lows, portraiture and an array of impossibly fabulous people.

Having fled Nazi persecution in Berlin at the tender age of ten, Freud arrived in London in 1933. Following such a terrifyingly intense start in life, including a stint as a sailor in the merchant navy during the Second World War, he later moved to Paris, where his apartment bordered on that of Jean- Paul Sartre’s.

A friendship with Kate Moss originated through an introduction via his daughter Bella, a designer whose company logo is an illustration of her irreverent father’s. His interest in her career plus Kates’ love of sitting for him combined with his adoration of parties and socialising meant that he continued to be a regular at glitterati events well into his old age.

Despite a gambling habit which saw him accrue some mountainous debts (which unfortunately coincided with a period in the eighties in which his often brutally realistic paintings went out of fashion) Freud managed to make his work relevant again in later years. Flawed in his youth through an often selfish predisposition, his older years saw him take on a slightly more contemplative air, with an adoration of his children allowing him to compensate for bouts of absenteeism in their childhood.

A remarkable life, in which zig zags across the world allowed him to fit more into one lifetime than the majority of us could dream of, and renowned for his charisma and talent, the memory of Lucien Freud is sure to persist through the legacy of his fantastically intriguing portraits.

 

Blind date: Lloyd and Tasha

Lloyd, Third year Computer Science & Mancunion columnist/web expert

What were your expectations for the evening?

To finally escape the dungeon of computers I have been trapped in for the last few months and communicate with a biological entity

First impressions?

Humanoid

What did you talk about?

I think I mentioned my passion for prehistoric reptiles and most notably a great 90’s sitcom involving them; it was very polite of her to not walk out after that

Best thing about them?

Not a computer

What did you eat?

A bleeding bulk of bovine

Any awkwardness?

When she mentioned her love of sushi – but not fish

How did you part ways? (Mouth-to-mouth action/heavy petting/friendly hug?)

A big Hi-five, actually it may have been just a hug

Out of 10?

8

Would you see them again?

Due to the grand revelation that we have a friend common, it’s possible that we may bump into each other at some point.

 

Tasha, Third year Zoology

What were your expectations for the evening?

Free food and nice company

First impressions?

Good glasses

What did you talk about?

His love for dinosaurs and fast cycling – he was definitely a talker!

Best thing about them?

A great and highly animated story teller

What did you eat?

A chicken dish off the specials

Any awkwardness?

Whenever the waiter asked us a question I think it was quite awkward as neither of us were particularly forward in taking the lead in answering

How did you part ways? (Mouth-to-mouth action/heavy petting/friendly hug?)

Friendly hug

Out of 10?

6

Would you see them again?

Possibly as a friend but otherwise I feel he may be a bit ‘bare alternative’ for me

 

Lloyd and Tasha ate at The Deaf Institute, Grosvenor Street, Manchester. Thanks to the guys down at Grosvenor Street for getting involved. To check out their menu, gig listings and have a look at what club nights are coming up visit their website www.thedeafinstitute.co.uk

To sign up for blind date please e mail your name, year of study and course to[email protected] with ‘blind date’ as the subject

Column: A Visual Revolution

I can’t deny that over the last few weeks a welcome revision break of mine has previously been to fill the time meant for learning of Churchill’s cabinet for war and the spate of unemployment throughout the interwar period, to instead indulge in some of the finest offerings the BBC’s archive has had to offer in the way of Top of the Pops classics. Great pleasure was taken from watching a surprisingly fresh-faced Bowie, as well as Robert Smith’s eternal battle with his inordinate amount of hair. There was also the treat of the quite brilliant gyrations of a certain solo male dancer to accompany the funk-ridden grooves of 70s disco favourite, Shirley Lites.

Fast-forward twenty years and it’s a very different world. Last Friday saw the release of The Chemical Brothers’ debut film Don’t Think. Taken from a concert with what’s considered to be one of the band’s most receptive audiences, the Fuji Rock Festival in Japan, the 85-minute theatrical roller coaster documents the true experience of the band’s live performance. Brought to us in high definition and Dolby 7.1 Surround Sound (I realise that doesn’t really mean very much to almost all of us, apart from the fact that it’s fucking loud), the truly terrifying nature of the band’s notorious clown insignia is brought to a harrowing reality, that even the most sinister of horror films would find it hard to convey.

Yes, this production may just be seen as a self-indulgent, glorified gig. Nevertheless, whilst other Mancunian acts from their time are dredging through the past to gain one final payout off the back of a comeback tour, The Chemical Brothers are still pioneers within their field. Long gone are the days of one slick-hipped young gentleman being the accompaniment to dance music; the industry is moving at a rapid rate and on this evidence, it’s only going to get better.

Full trailer for Don’t Think

Review: The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach

What I read about The Art of Fielding (TAOF) in online reviews: Henry Skrimshander is a young baseball genius who might just be good enough to lead perennial no-hopers Westish College all the way to the championship. But – uh-oh! – one bad throw causes him to lose his nerve! There are also 4 other characters. There’s a statue of Herman Melville in the university quad and he appears a lot in the pages. Don DeLillo is between the lines. Jonathan Franzen is on the cover. It’s not really about baseball.

What I found when I actually read all of the words in TAOF: While it’s initially hard to forgive the book’s desperate desire to be The Next Great American Novel –that Melville statue is particularly face-palmy– it becomes a lot easier once you realise that it is, in fact, The Next Great American Novel. This is a huge, charmingly flawed, big-hearted feast of a book, ferociously modern and mind-meltingly compelling – an achievement befitting the ramshackle country that birthed it.

OK, look, Franzen on the cover isn’t a coincidence: this is the book that proves American literature has finally shaken off the Updikes, Roths and Pynchons; finally written enough new stories that it’s no longer engaged in a boring conversation with itself about facts like, say, that The National Pastime has been used as synecdoche for the entire nation before. TAOF is a fulfilment of this new tradition, and testimony to its forward momentum. It’s also so confident of its place in this contemporary order, and so complete in its allusions and aspirations that the only thing that’s not totally convincing about TAOF, despite all its silliness, is that it’s Harbach’s debut.

One last thought: anyone ruminating about becoming an author, while wondering how they’re going to get paid in these financial crisis-afflicted times can draw solace from that fact that TAOF was bought for a record $650,000 advance. Home of the BRAVE.

Live: Nicolas Jaar @ Sound Control

Nicolas Jaar
Sound Control
28th January 2012
4 stars

A fair amount of hype surrounded Nicolas Jaar’s return to Manchester, performing for the first under his own Clown and Sunset label. Having played in Leeds the night before, Sound Control provided the setting for the second UK leg of his Don’t Break My Love world tour. By 11pm, hordes of fans had begun to cram themselves into the venue, anticipating a musical experience to remember.

Nico recently topped the Resident Advisor 2011 Live Act poll, cementing his place as a world-class minimal producer. His style is unique and encompasses elements of techno, jazz, soul and a large amount of miscellaneous. I was curious to find out whether he would adapt his downtempo style in favour of a more crowd-friendly set. His arrival on stage, accompanied by a single guitarist, marked an opening 45 minutes that largely consisted of tunes from his latest album and current EP. A slow build up eased the crowd into a few hours of soulful, fist-pumping grooves. The crowd – well, those not shunned away due to capacity limitations – lapped up every second. Tunes such as ‘Stay In Love’ and ‘Owe Me’ were dropped with consummate precision, creating an effortless flow between tracks that many DJs simply fail to achieve.

When retreating for a fag towards the end of the set, it was clear that at least 200 people were unable to get upstairs. I cannot criticise the management of Sound Control enough for this. They had obviously oversold the tickets, and there were even rumours of having to pay an extra £15 to get back upstairs. After saying “bollocks to that” I retreated down a level, only to find Scuba and Damu tearing it up. They were arguably on par with Jaar; Scuba in particular ripped through banger after banger. The fist-pumping, chemical induced atmosphere was pretty special and proved to be a fantastic distraction to the whole not-being-allowed-upstairs palaver.

Again, if it wasn’t for the oversold nature of the gig, it would’ve been completely spectacular. Should Nico play Manchester again in the near future then I sincerely hope I am able to get a ticket. I also sincerely hope it’s not at Sound Control.

Nicolas Jaar – Stay in Love

A panda eats, shoots and leaves to extinction?

Teary-eyed naturalists may soon be making space on Darwin’s sentimental shelf of evolutionary dysfunction for the giant panda, ironically the immortal symbol of world conservation.

The epitome of dire survival ineptitude, the panda is built like a carnivore but sustains itself solely on low energy bamboo, and with such a pathetically comical appetite for lust, many leading conservationists believe this bear of the orient will never be able to survive in the wild successfully. Sympathetic athropomorphists may fear that the world has simply become fed-up with the giant panda’s forlorn efforts to survive in the wild.

Conservationists are now deliberating whether to accept the inevitable demise of such an endangered species, nervously discussing this paradigm shift of triage to focus efforts and funding on more hopeful endangered prospects. This may be the most pragmatic approach to take as some species, such as the giant panda and tiger, may simply be too expensive to save.

A survey of 583 scientists, conducted by Dr Rudd of the University of York, found an unsettling, albeit unsurprising, unanimity in the conservation community’s expectation of a major loss in biodiversity, as well as the crushing present reality reluctantly squeezing concepts such as triage out of their taboos. The study revealed that 99.5 percent of the community surveyed viewed that a serious loss of biological diversity is either ‘likely’, ‘very likely’ or ‘virtually certain’; with the tropical bounty of diversity that is the coral ecosystem expected as the unfortunate vulnerable habitat to be most seriously affected.

A remarkable 60 percent of respondents were proponents of decision criteria for the unashamed pragmatism of conservation triage to be established, in which resources are prioritised to not intervene to save some highly threatened species and focus on more buoyant conservation prospects.

Rudd identified the critical need for such a study: “As with climate change, the large level of investment needed if loss of biodiversity is to be stopped will result in an increase of public and political scrutiny of conservation science…That makes it important to show how much scientific consensus there is for both the problems and possible solutions.

“The survey posed the key questions facing conservation science: why people care, how priorities should be set, where our efforts should be concentrated and what action we can take,” commented Rudd. “Scientists were also asked about a range of potentially controversial statements about conservation strategies to gauge shifting opinions.”

Away from the public discord of the climate change community, naturalists were much more harmonious in their views of toxic human influence. In this survey, 79.1 percent of respondents stated that the acceleration of the loss of biological diversity due to human activities is virtually certain. In contrast, the survey of the bedlam over in the climate change camp inconclusively concluded that 61.9 percent thought climate change was underway, whereas only 55.1 percent  believed it to be accelerated by humans.

“Understanding the degree of consensus within the scientific community will help policy makers to interpret scientific advice, improving the likelihood of successful conservation initiatives,” concluded Rudd. “The extremely high level of consensus demonstrated by these results underlines the urgency of preventing further damage to the natural world.”

The debate is controversial, with wildlife experts and organisations disagreeing over the best course of action to take.

Paul Goldstein, a wildlife guide, acknowledged the controversy intrinsic within triage but maintained such action was necessary. He was unequivocally vocal in his assessment of certain endangered species which “cost too much to keep up and have little chance of ever living a natural life”, such as the giant panda. Goldstein was adamant that emotional provocations should be dispelled and the panda allowed to slide off the existential bamboo stalk into the abyss.

Diane Walkington, Head of Species at WWF-UK (World Wide Fund for Nature), argued against the application of triage, identifying the uncomfortably potent question of “Who will be charged with deciding which species should be saved above another?”

Proponents of triage have accused certain preservation efforts, such as for tigers and the giant panda, of not being pragmatic but merely buoyed by public adoration. However, Walkington identified that current conservation toiling largely equates to working to preserve a species’ habitat, and thus all the endangered species which share their habitat too. So she concluded that “wildlife, the environment and human activity are interlinked and it is clear that any effort to safeguard the natural world must be a package deal”.

Conservation scientists are not so arrogant or set upon a utopian ideal to believe the whole world will wait upon the findings of their collective conscience. It is fully understood that economic incentive has proven to be the only unfailing method to save species. The rewards for locals provided through conservation activities must be greater than the rewards for poaching or using the land for building and agriculture. With such an impending collapse of biodiversity on the horizon, clarifying academic opinion is a vital precondition to successful political lobbying, even if such discorded opinion over whether to bolster or desert the panda’s cause illustrates that the employment of triage is not black and white.

Universities to reveal primate testing

A tribunal has ruled that universities must reveal their animal research after a three year battle with the British Union for the Abolition of Vivisection (BUAV). This means universities may no longer be exempt from Freedom of Information requests.

Newcastle University, which has spent £230,000 on the legal battle, claims that the ruling could put their scientists in danger but the tribunal disagreed, stating that the lack of recent violence against researchers who carry out animal testing means this is not the case. The university now has to reveal Home Office licences which allow it to test on primates.

BUAV believe that trials carried out at Newcastle University which included invasive testing on monkeys by limiting their water supply and restraining them, did not benefit humans and were controversial and invasive. They cited the decision of the authorities in Germany who refused permission for the same research on primates.

After the ruling, Newcastle University revealed they will appeal against the ruling at the Court of Appeal. It plans to claim they do not need to share the licences because of the Animal Scientific Procedures Act.

The university released a statement about their research: “The university carries out a small amount of scientific work on primates where no alternative for the research exists and this is fully regulated by the Home Office.”

The President of the Royal Society, Sir Paul Nurse, has called for the Freedom of Information Act to be reviewed. In an interview with The Independent, he said he believed the Act was being used as a “tool of intimidation” against scientists involved in what could be seen as controversial research.

Autism may begin in the womb

Scientists have found that boys with autism have larger than average brains with 67% more neurons in their prefrontal cortex than boys without autism. The prefrontal cortex is thought to play a role in complicated behaviour such as the expression of personality and emotion, decision-making, and governing appropriate social behaviour.

The increased number of neurons in autistic brains is significant because neurons in almost all brain regions are generated before birth. Thus this suggests that either there is an overproduction of these cells while the children are in the womb, or that there is a less-than-average programmed death of these cells after birth to regulate cell numbers.

The results of this study will now need to be followed up to see if the effects are seen in further studies. If confirmed, then this will make it less likely that environmental factors after birth such as vaccination could be implicated in autism.

Global Russian invasion resisted by gaming army of ‘n00bs’

Adjust your headsets and step away from reality- the Russians are invading Europe and the USA. Only you and your global army of ‘brave soldiers’ can halt their advance. That is the slightly skewed view of the world that the millions of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (MW3) gamers have been immersed in for the past brutal, insomniac-inducing weeks since the game’s release at midnight on the 8th November.

The title has ‘pwned’ the record for global sales for a videogame, grossing £490m in its first five days on sale, with more than 12 million units coveted by reclusive gamers in dark rooms  after the first week of sales. The Call of Duty series is one of the most successful in history, breaking sales records for the third year in a row following Black Ops last year and MW2 in 2009.

Despite alluring an entire generation into a fictitious oblivion of precision airstrikes and unbeaten kill streaks; this gun-toting, grenade-equipped Pied Piper has positively reinvigorated a nervous UK games market by tapping into such a strong demand from the public to become chair-slouching heroes, with this lazy approach to valour making their noble feats no less admirable.

Meet the Vice-Chancellor

Nancy Rothwell became the University’s first female president and vice-chancellor after Alan Gilbert retired from the position in 2010. If heading the university wasn’t enough to handle, Nancy is also president of the Society of Biology and a non-executive director of the pharmaceutical company AstraZeneca.

In 2005, she received her DBE, to become Professor Dame Nancy Rothwell. Her first academic achievement was a first class degree in Physiology from the University of London, moving on to a PhD and DSc in the subject. Nancy eventually moved to Manchester in 1987, where she began her career at the University.

Taking charge of the country’s biggest university has not hindered Nancy’s passion for research, as she is still very active in her field of study within the Faculty of Life Sciences, and at Salford Royal NHS Foundation Trust. She heads a team of 20 researchers in the study of the inflammation in stroke and brain haemorrhaging, producing finds which have attracted a considerable amount of financial input from outside of the university.

One aspect of Nancy’s research focuses on the involvement of a molecule produced by the brain, which seems to play a significant role in the inflammation and subsequent brain damage experienced after a stroke: interleukin-1 (IL-1). The research team has also been investigating the role of a substance that opposes the action of this IL-1, called the IL-1 receptor antagonist.

Kinert is a drug used in arthritis patients to counteract the inflammatory effects of IL-1. Nancy and her team are in the process of clinically trialling, and optimising the use of the drug in the treatment of stroke and other such inflammatory diseases of the brain. Their research could make headway into further understanding stroke, and potential treatments for the third biggest killer in the western world.

It is clear that Nancy, despite her commitments to the University as a whole, has not forgotten the reason why she entered into academia.

Vaccine for malaria being tested

Further advancements in the fight against malaria have led to the development of an experimental vaccine, which has shown partial success in early clinical trials. Funded by GlaxoSmithKline, a global pharmaceutical company with headquarters in London, the new vaccine could control or even reverse the spread of malaria. This advancement has only been made possible due to the discovery of the specific component of human red blood cells that the malaria parasite Plasmodium needs in order to complete its life cycle.

As a hot topic in world health, advancements in the field of malaria have the potential to be over-sold; critics have dismissed the idea that this vaccine could one day prevent malaria.

As one of the most prevalent infectious diseases in the world, malaria kills around a million people every year. As a primary cause of both death and poverty in Africa, the fight against malaria has been ongoing for years. The malaria parasite is carried in a vector, the mosquito, and as a living animal it is almost impossible to control the many mosquito populations that are spread across Africa.

If this vaccine really could control the spread of malaria then it would mean hundreds of thousands of lives could be saved each year, but how realistic is the promise that this vaccine could change the world? The parasite Plasmodium is notorious for becoming resistant to drugs that are used to treat malaria; the use of a single vaccine throughout Africa may prove fatal if the Plasmodium were to mutate resistance. Another controversial criticism is that millions of people in Africa are currently starving to death as their livestock are dying from malaria, how could the potential vast number of people saved from malaria survive in countries that do not have enough food?  Thus would more people be saved each year if they tackled the malaria parasite that infects cattle rather than humans?

The Sanger Institute in Cambridge devised the vaccine after discovering a protein, known as basigin, which is on the surface of the human red blood cell. The parasites use this protein to penetrate the cell, and without access to the red blood cell then the parasite could not survive. Researchers have conducted an experiment based on these findings; using antibodies to block the protein receptor, they successfully prevented parasite penetration. After great success in laboratory conditions – the solution was found to be 100% effective – the researchers have also had some success in clinical trials that are currently taking place in Africa. Presently, trials of the vaccine have only shown reduced severity of malaria, increasing the chances of survival. There is currently not enough evidence to show that the vaccine could ever fully prevent malaria.

Students from the University of Manchester are currently completing placements studying malaria in The Gambia in West Africa, with the Medical Research Council (MRC).  Participating students Jason Parr, studying Genetics, and Tom Chisnall, studying Biomedical Science, commented: “The new vaccine hasn’t really changed the work that’s going on here. If the trials go well then things might be different. There’s a lot of focus on optimal vaccination schedules, so if a vaccine was made available then the MRC could become a lot more involved”.

Although eradicating malaria with a single vaccine remains optimistic, the Sanger Institute’s research may have brought us a lot closer to making it possible.

Broadband providers mislead users

It has emerged that internet providers may be misleading us about the speed of their broadband.

Over 50 percent of us hooked up to the internet, are on packages which include broadband speeds of 10 megabytes per second (Mbps) or higher, but the average speed we actually receive is 6.8Mbps.

It is a rare moment when we aren’t bombarded with advertisements from companies claiming their internet is faster than their competitors’ broadband but a recent survey by uSwitch has revealed surprising results. If you’re surfing the net during peak times (7pm-9pm), you could be subject to much slower internet speeds. This decrease in speed can be as drastic as 69 percent, with the average decrease still being 35 percent.

The speed of your peak-time internet is also influenced by geography. Users could expect more significant drops in speed in Worcestershire or Western-super-Mare (69 percent and 64 percent respectively). Anyone browsing in rural parts of the country could see a slightly better service with only a 50 percent drop.

The report recommends 2am-3am as the best time to be online to get the highest internet speeds. As students, we can probably expect to be online at this time more than most due to our latest assignment/YouTube session/Facebook chat (delete as necessary), but this isn’t practical for the less nocturnal in our society.

According to new rules, soon to be implemented by the Committee of Advertising Practice (CAP), internet companies will no longer be able to advertise their broadband speeds in such a misleading way. A minimum 10 percent of users on a provider’s package must receive the internet speed that is advertised to accompany that package. If many users don’t get the advertised speed, that must also be clear.

Can we expect a sudden decrease in advertised internet speeds or will companies actually provide users with the speed it was claimed we would receive? Only time will tell.

Life saving app developed

A new application for the iPhone, which holds a great potential to save the lives of severe burn victims, has been developed by a current PhD University student who is also a former solider.

The app, which quickly assesses the level of burns through a touch-screen model, calculates the correct amount of fluids that should be administered to someone after burn injuries occur. This is a vital stage in influencing the chances of survival of a burn victim. Typically this calculation is carried out by a doctor by hand, but this app has already been shown to reduce errors made by this previous pen and paper method by a third.

University of Manchester heralds nuclear future

This week heralded the University of Manchester’s bold strides into the province of nuclear research with the launch of a major University nuclear centre, Research Centre for Radwaste and Decommissioning, and the handover of a new prodigious nuclear research facility, the Dalton Cumbrian Facility (DCF), from the Principal Contractor, Morgan Sindall. Such avant-garde advances are the result of a joint £20 million investment from the University of Manchester and the Nuclear Decommissioning Authority (NDA). The site in West Cumbria will serve as the research base for the UoM’s Dalton Nuclear Institute.

The DCF is intended to build on West Cumbria’s prolific skills infrastructure, transferring knowledge to the industry through expanding the nuclear research capabilities of the UK’s already enviable university sector. Through the DCF, the University has privileged access to the National Nuclear Laboratory’s extensive engineering facilities, situated on the Sellafield site.

Professor Andrew Sherry, Director of the DCF, said the site will “integrate with other facilities in the North of England to establish a truly unique and world-leading capability”, thus positioning it as an internationally renowned fertile source of discovery.

The DCF is expected to be fully functioning by 2012. The facility is anticipated to become a veritable polestar of nuclear advancements, with preeminent academics expected from across the UK and overseas, all striving to expand the intellectual repertoire and prestige of the site.

Nuclear technology is becoming increasingly important to the UK energy sector, concomitant with the drive for reduced carbon emissions. Such support for nuclear research in the UK is welcomed by the industry, which has been affected by reduced demand from Japan for nuclear waste recycling. Both Japan and Germany are now searching for an answer to global energy needs away from the alluring zero-carbon emissions of nuclear power, due to safety concerns wrought by the Fukushima disaster. However, the UK’s recent report into nuclear safety concluded otherwise.

The UK’s chief nuclear inspector, Dr. Mike Weightman affirmed, “I remain confident that our UK nuclear facilities have no fundamental safety weaknesses”. The UK government continues to promote and streamline the process for the private sector to invest in nuclear energy, and the University of Manchester’s future involvement in progress appears most pioneering, aspiring and is backed by a formidable ambition.

MOSI merge with London museum to resolve funding crisis

The Manchester Museum of Science and Industry (MOSI) are currently in talks over a possible merger with the London Museum of Science and Industry. Last year MOSI was told that they would lose all their government funding by 2015; the merger with the London museum would mean that MOSI was part of a large group of museums funded by the Department for Culture, Media and Science (DCMS). The DCMS funds many other museums including the National Railway Museum in York and the National Media Museum in Bradford.

MOSI has been open since 1983 and depicts the story of how Manchester and the rest of the North West led the industrial revolution as well as subsequent science and technology innovations. It was originally part of the Liverpool Road railway station that opened in 1830, the museum was opened here as part of a campaign to save the site. As one of the most popular attractions in the North West, MOSI draws in 800,000 visitors a year, making it a great source of income for the city and surrounding businesses. The merger could secure the museum without the need to search for a local sponsor.

“Although a lot of detailed work needs to be done before a final decision is made, I hope to make an announcement shortly” said Peter Fell the interim chairman of MOSI on Friday. The museum has been trying to find alternative sources of funding since November 2010 when the government announced that local museums would have their funding withdrawn.

Mr Fell has assured the public and his 121 staff members that the MOSI trustees will ensure any decision made ensures the long-term sustainability of the museum.

Sex sells: how to make $200 million a year with three letters and a dot

Ever wondered what goes wrong in the glamorous world of Internet pornography? It’s not just the mud-wrestling competitions and desperate housewives being naughty which can cause trouble in this otherwise peaceful world of endless love… making.

It’s time for ICM Registry, a provider of Internet domain names, to get ‘dirrrty’ too.

From 2012, ICM will launch the suffix .xxx in order to promote “responsible and safe behaviour” whilst users engage in all manner of stimulating activities.

After 11 years of hard work and investing $22 million, Stewart Lawley, the owner of ICM, finally got the .xxx suffix awarded by ICANN, the net’s address regulator. This is expected to earn his company an estimated $200 million for every single pleasure-filled year.

The content will be run through an anti-virus program and child pornography will be banned from the sites. Lawley hopes that his policy of Safer-Cyber-Sex, will encourage consumers to use and trust the .xxx sites.

But it’s not only the traditional anti-porn lobby of conservative Americans who are trying to spoil ICM’s party. But also the porn industry is anything but happy as Larry (fact fans: Larry Flynt, publisher of Hustler Magazine, was voted most powerful person in porn in 2003).

What’s the catch? Well, charging $60 for each address is going to cause trouble, since it is ten times more than what other branches have to pay for a top-level domain (TLD) address.

Manwin Licensing which represents Playboy is filing a lawsuit, arguing that costs are going to rise dramatically since they have to register all the many misspelled versions of their site too. Furthermore, they claim that there is chance of developing a virtual red light district, which would facilitate censorship.

Manwin is suing ICANN, which awarded ICN with the juicy suffix, accusing the regulatory body of failure to encourage genuine competition and instead establishing a “monopoly at the very heart of the Internet” according to Fabian Thylmann, managing partner of Manwin.

Is there going to be a happy ending for .xxx, as is so common in this industry? This lawsuit involves some of the largest players on the Internet: the porn industry and Internet registry, who may be accused of taking advantage of the fact the porn sites visitors are willing to pay any amount for a bit of virus-free fun, because even in the Internet you have to protect yourself from STDs (Suspiciously Transmitted Data).

Is Your Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

A recently published paper has gone some way into explaining why some people are more optimistic in life than others. The participants were asked to rate certain situations, such as the likelihood of divorce or cancer, whilst having their brains scanned. They were then told the actual probability of these events, and asked to rate them again, and marked a ‘score’ of optimism. The results showed that for the majority of people, the brain actively processes good news, whilst seemingly ignoring negative things, resulting in a more optimistic outlook. The pessimists amongst us only account for 20 percent of people, whilst the more cheery-faced optimists make up the rest of us. The study showed that many people retain a positive view, even when being told evidence of the contrary.