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Month: February 2013

Sex: The good, the bad and the ugly

Sex. That three letter word. In our collective experience, few of us have had good sex with all of our partners. There’s the guy who basically masturbates but replaces his hand with a girl, the girl who lies there like a corpse and then there’s the overly nervous bunch who just can’t seem to let go at all. But what actually makes sex good? And are my friends correct when they say that the best sex they have ever had was with someone who they were emotionally involved with?

Firstly, I am sure that we will all agree that there are basics for good sex. A physical attraction is key – I have only ever slept with one person I didn’t fancy (after far too much wine I hasten to add) and even writing this, I have to suppress the urge to vomit all over my keyboard.

Secondly, we are not in a porn movie. Overly dirty talk is really not necessary and can just be off putting. The same goes for overly complicated dirty talk. A guy once asked my friend if she wanted to see his penis… in French  – she was just confused. One last thing, don’t believe everything you read in magazines. Not all men are going to want you to get off with their armpits for instance (yes, I actually read that in a men’s magazine).

Without stereotyping, the general female opinion does seem to be that relationship sex is the best. You’re connected on an emotional level, so you feel comfortable and relaxed, but it’s still exciting. Equally, I have some male friends who prefer to be involved with the girls they sleep with, rather than picking up some randomer in a very short dress from POUT.

However, we all know that one night stands can be fun and that they will satisfy your needs if you’re withstanding an agonising dry spell. That said, do you want to risk the flash of awkward panic every time someone who looks like them rears their head in Blue 3? Or the pressure of them expecting post encounter text contact?

The conclusion is that a bit of both is fine – enjoy one night stands and relationship sex (although ideally not at the same time, as this may lead to problems). But, if you want truly good sex, find somebody you like (and who knows what you like) and a real emotional connection rather than an alcohol-induced one.

 

Preview: Trance

After a year of wowing the world with his Olympic Opening Ceremony, Danny Boyle (no Sir Danny, thank you kindly) is keeping the setting of London.  Once again demonstrating his impressive versatility, Trance is the story of art thief, Simon (James McAvoy) who has inconveniently forgotten where his recent steal is hidden. This comes much to the annoyance of Franck (Vincent Cassel) who is keen to unlock the secret from Simon’s subconscious. Enlisting the help of hypnotherapist Elizabeth (Rosario Dawson) to help recover its location, Simon quickly  begins to discover that the stakes are far higher than he originally anticipated.

The prospect of Boyle tackling yet another new genre is a tantalising one. He will likely be hoping it will join the likes of  Inception,  a film which appealed to a large mainstream audience without having to sacrifice a complex narrative. And with Boyle’s penchant for arresting visuals we can hope for another critical success after his two previous films, 127 Hours and Slumdog Millionaire, were nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars (the latter winning the award).

Boyle once again has gathered an excellent international cast, with McAvoy hoping Boyle may be looking for another long-term Scottish muse after his acrimonious split with Ewan McGregor (the two famously fell out when Boyle cast Leonardo Dicaprio over him in The Beach). The American Rosario Dawson and French Vincent Cassel join him to emphasise the global nature of the London art scene.

Few directors can claim to have directed films covering everything from zombie apocalypses and crack addicts to Mumbai slumdogs and ill-fated space missions (Sunshine– his most underrated film), but Boyle continues to refuse to be strapped to one genre. Rather than be seduced by the charm of Hollywood after his Oscar success, he’s remained in good ol’ Blighty and continued to defy expectations. After all, who would have guessed that after the huge success of Slumdog Millionaire Boyle would choose his next project to be a 90 minute film about man trapped between a rock and a hard place (if you’ll excuse the pun).

But, if the trailers are anything to go by, Trance could be a new addition to Boyle’s eclectic repertoire and we can only hope that he continues to constantly alter our expectations. Maybe a romantic comedy next? But set it in a mental institution, just to keep it fresh.

Double-choc cheesecake

If you want something indulgent, this double chocolate whopper is right up your street. Better still, it requires no baking. It’s worth paying a bit more for the chocolate – especially the white – but Bournville will do nicely for the dark. The fruit-averse could miss off the blueberry pie topping, but I think it cuts through the rich sweetness of the chocolate. For me, the superstar and only real extravagance in the recipe are the ground hazelnuts in the base, which is so good you may end up stopping right at that stage. Did someone mention a buttery biscuit base?

You will need a large cake tin with a removable base. Alternatively, you can do as I did and line a tin with Clingfilm or foil, overlapping so that you can pull it out.

Ingredients:

Base (I do double and give you the ingredients for that amount)
230g crushed chocolate digestive biscuits
115g butter
115g ground hazelnuts (you can buy toasted hazelnut bits in a pack and then pound them up with a rolling pin)

Cake
140g white chocolate
140g dark chocolate
115g caster sugar
2 x 200g tubs full fat Philadelphia or similar
284ml carton double cream

Topping
1 tin blueberry pie filling (Hartleys do one, but you can also use jam)

Method:

Melt the butter, stir in nuts and biscuits and press to make base.

Melt the white and dark chocolate in two separate bowls. Whisk up the cream a little to thicken slightly before whisking in the cream cheese and sugar. Mix in half of this to each of the bowls of melted chocolate. Then scoop alternate dollops of white and dark chocolate over the base and swirl together a bit – you want each slice to have bits of both and no gaps between.

Chill for at least 3 hours, and when set cover with the pie filling.

Multiple thefts at Warehouse Project

Police caught a man with over 40 stolen mobile phones on him outside the Warehouse Project.

Greater Manchester Police officers and event security seized 42 phones from Lulian Cojocaru in the early ours of Saturday Februry 2, after a night at the popular venue headlined by DJs Chase and Status.

“Hopefully this will send out a signal that the Warehouse Project is doing everything it can to combat this,” Director of the Warehouse Project Sacha Lord-Marchionne said.

Cojocaru, 28, from Dagenham, was charged with 25 counts of theft and was due to appear before Trafford Magistrates’ Court on February 4.

The theft is part of wider issue facing all large scale events added Mr Lord-Marchionne, with the arrest this month being the second time this academic year a man has been caught with a large number of stolen phones from the Warehouse Project.

He said, “Talk to any large-scale venue, whether it’s the MEN, the O2 Arena, or Fabric in London, everybody is suffering from organised crime where people are going in with the intention  of what I call ‘dipping’, which is stealing phones.

“We actually noticed a bit of a pattern starting to emerge when we moved to this new venue in September.

“Warehouse Project spent in excess of £46,000 during last season on undercover police, extra stewards, and extra security. And we pay for private policing at every event.

“Because of all these procedures and measure we put in place, this was actually our second catch of the season – we had caught another person prior to that, who again had 40 plus phones on him. It is a great result, and as far as I’m aware we are one of the only venues who actually have done this.”

The Mancunion spoke to fourth year French and Spanish student Sarah Yellowley, who had her phone stolen at the same ‘Metropolis’ event where Cojocaru was caught.

“I literally put my phone back in my bag and they must have seen me do it, because straight away I felt them take it, but I couldn’t do anything about it, they were gone,” she said. “They must have been ridiculously fast because they took three of my friends’ phones as well.

“I went straight to the cloakroom and told the staff it had happened, and they took down a description of the phone, but they couldn’t do anything really.

“I went to the police as well, and I heard from my friend that they had caught someone with 40 phones, so I told them the details of my phone and I had to go in to the police station and check if mine was there but it wasn’t.

“My phone was an HTC 1S, and it is actually really annoying because I found that HTC don’t make that phone anymore, so there is I can’t get the same one.”

Miss Yellowley added that she will still go to similar events, but will think twice before taking anything of any value.

“It hasn’t really put me off going again, because it always happens at these mass events, like at Pangea,” she said. “But I don’t know if I would even take a phone next time, but you kind of have to in case you lose your friends. I just don’t really want to take anything valuable, except money.”

In a statement last December the GMP said that Eastern European gangs were thought to be largely responsible for these phone thefts, which are part of a national increase in pick pocketing.

They also said the gangs look out for party-goers who use their phones openly and may be drunk.

Offenders then approach victims in busy areas and quickly pickpocket them, passing the phone to an accomplice immediately afterwards. Cases are removed to reduce the possibility of identification and the phones turned off so they cannot be traced.

According to a Students’ Union staff member there have been instances at Academy events when police outside the venue check peoples’ bags for stolen phones, after there have been a large number of phones reported stolen.

Mr Lord-Marchionne said he believes the thieves practice how to steal phones and are motivated by the high prices they can sell them for abroad.

“These people study how to do this, it’s an art to them,” he said. “This isn’t your local scally that’s going in to try and knick a phone. They are actually musically intelligent, they know which nights to choose, they know the demographic, and they know the music taste.

“So they are hitting the 18 to 21 market, where there tends to be the more boisterous crowd. It tends to be the urban nights, and low and behold, Friday was Chase and Status, which is obviously quite a moshy crowd. And it’s not a seated event, people are shoulder to shoulder. If you know what you’re doing it’s quite an easy thing to do.

“The reason they are doing this is because you can walk into a phone shop in Manchester today and take out a contract and get an iPhone free of charge, I believe. But in other countries you’re paying five, six, seven hundred pounds for one of these things, so it is very lucrative for organised crime.

Books every foodie should read: #1

Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Boudain

In his biography, Bourdain writes engagingly – and at times maybe too graphically – about his life in and out of the kitchen. Originally from small town America, he is best known in England for his television shows like No Reservations, but in the US he has been head chef in several respected New York restaurants.

Kitchen Confidential follows his journey to get there, as he describes the thrill of learning to love food, his passion for restaurants and, above all else, his love for the atmosphere in a kitchen, which he describes as a pirate crew. In Bourdain’s world, kitchens have the heavy-drinking, drugs and sex to match any rock and roll stereotype. His story covers, with brutal honesty, everything from working for a restaurant run by the Italian mafia to his descent into drug addiction and alcoholism while head chef in restaurants across New York.

Beyond the shock factor and vicarious thrills, Bourdain also provides a really interesting and genuine insight into the daily life of a chef at different levels in the food business, from small local restaurants right up to prestigious fine dining where ingredients are put onto the plate with tweezers. He’s certainly not one to hold back on an opinion, describing veganism for example as a ‘Hezbollah-like splinter faction of vegetarianism.’ I will also never forget his advice on what to never order and why, which is what makes this such a compelling read even if you’re not a foodie, and essential reading if you are one!

Game Over

Andrew Georgeson

‘Game Over’, the latest production of Iraqi-born Manchester graduate Abas Eljanabi, is a play centered on the recent uprisings in the Middle East, which, as a native of Iraq, will be an issue close to Eljanabi’s heart.

The play was strongly framed from the outset as primarily discussing the Arab Spring, however, the subjugation of middle-eastern women was also discussed. It was told as an adaptation of ‘Arabian Nights’ and a continuation of the legendary 1,001 stories that Scheherazade told Shahryar in order to save her life.

The production opened with Scheherazade prophesying a dictator, Sadam Hussain, followed by an invasion of by the ‘new world.’ Despite being billed as a ‘work in progress,’ the use of visual media initially seemed very complimenting to the presence of the two actors, providing shocking images of events throughout the gulf-wars and civilian response to tyranny that proved effective amongst the audience. The emotion from the script poured out when Shahryar, played by Eljanabi, questioned ‘what kind of devil would allow this?’ in response to the government turning on it’s own people Scheherazade responded ‘human-being is the worst kind of devil.’ Eljanabi’s performance was strong throughout in the elaborate production, even managing to inject a brand of dark humor when discussing the place of women within the Middle East, especially with his own actions towards women in his life-time.

The unfortunate thing regarding the production was, despite the strength of the script and characters; the story at times became disjointed. This was most notably shown by the heavily relied upon visual media which, despite contributing to the play at the start, quickly became out of sync with the drama on the stage. This was first shown through the almost random outburst of music throughout the latter half of the production, which instead of adding emphasis to the characters performance simply acted as a distraction. The technology failed again in the dying moments of the play as the DVD that the images were shown on ended early leading to the screen which had consistently shown images of atrocities, now offering the audience a choice to either ‘play movie’ or ‘scene selection,’ something which did not attribute to the drama of the climax of the play.

The billed statement of ‘work in progress’ shone through strongly due to how the stage was arranged, as the story was often complicated by the use of the sparse set. At one point, Scheherazade picked up a small box she referred to as ‘magical’ in the centre of a very long-winded speech explaining it’s meaning that, at least for myself, was confusing. Out of said box she also plucked a conker, without explaining its significance, nor even referencing the conker again. The message also became difficult to follow as to what side Shahryar agreed with. Although he did not agree with Sadam’s actions, referring to the USA as ‘liberators’ evoked fury and comical pictures of George Bush were shown every time his name was mentioned. The idea of ‘blood for oil’ was also circulated as the main cause for the war, rather than actual liberation. The play unfortunately came to an abrupt end, not really explaining who could be victors of this war, or whether or not the civilians could triumph against such outstanding odds.

The productions concept was admirable, and the use of visual media juxtaposed with the ancient Arabian Nights story was initially effective, however, once the audience got used to the media the cracks in the production started to show. Work is needed on this play in every respect, from learning lines and accents to syncing with the technology and stage craft, however, once these problems have been addressed, it could have the makings of a very good production.

 

Rachel Hastings-Caplan

In his new production ‘Game Over’, actor and playwright Abas ElJanabi fuses traditional Arabic storytelling with modern media in an innovative reinvention of the popular collection of tales known as ‘One Thousand and one Nights’ (or ‘Arabian Nights’).

The play merges two subplots: firstly an airport official (played by ElJanabi) interrogates a woman (Sepideh Nazari Pour) about the contents of her novel, which she reveals to be ‘One Thousand and one Nights’. She reads aloud from the book, transforming the two actors into the novel’s protagonists. This subplot acts as a continuation of ‘One Thousand and one Nights’, in which the female protagonist Scheherazade tells Shahryar, the king of Persia – medieval Iran – a series of tales in order to delay her impending execution. Having won her liberty, she is requested to tell the king a story that he could not possibly imagine, to which she responds with a foreshadowing account of recent events in the Arab world. She tells him of the Arab Spring, the tide of revolutionary unrest that has been rising since 2010. The title ‘Game Over’ refers to the slogan that has been used by Arab Spring demonstrators towards the oppressive regime. The changes between settings are done effectively, and helped by a minimalistic set.

The play blends the traditional and the new by including a projector screen in the background that is used both as a backdrop and to accentuate the horror of what Scheherazade describes, by showing images of the Arab world’s recent struggles. This mixing of media reflects not only the form of ‘One Thousand and one Nights’, which uses many different modes of storytelling but the methods of the Arab Spring, which employs traditional form of protest with the use of new social media.

There were a few aspects of the performance that I found distracting and unfortunately detracted a little from my enjoyment of the piece. The music was often introduced suddenly and at points that did not feel appropriate, which often destroyed the atmosphere of the more climatic scenes. Furthermore, the end was rather abrupt and left me unsure as to whether the play had actually ended. If I had not seen ElJanabi being handed flowers by a member of the audience I would have been waiting for the second half of the play for some time! Although the performances were strong both of the actors’ parts, the dialogue was not always clear due both to the volume and thick accents of the performers. As the play is driven greatly by the dialogue, this did affect my enjoyment of the production.

Despite this, I found the performance of ‘Game On’ to be interesting and thought provoking, both in concept and execution. The play claims to ‘[encompass] themes of gender and power in the Arab world’, which I felt was done effectively through the juxtaposition of the female author and male airport official and king and queen of Persia. Although the situations take place in different times and places, the dynamic of the powerful male and the threatened female is shown to have stayed constant.

 

Three stars out of five

Valentine’s Day: the debate

Commercial hoax, says Lauren Arthur:

Birthday, Christmas, Valentine’s Day. The three days of the year that I can count on my mother to send me a card. Even now at eighteen years old, 240 miles from home, I will be receiving a pink envelope with my carefully calligraphed name and a question mark at the bottom. The Bridget Jones within me hates her for it – why, mother dearest, would you point out once again that I am still single? Yet what annoys me more is that she feels obliged to send it to me in an attempt to make me feel loved.

When indulging in post Christmas shopping, before the influx of chocolate eggs hits, one must mentally prepare themselves for the onslaught of heart-shaped boxes, dozens of roses and cuddly toys. Call me a cynic, but whilst Christmas has become commercialised enough, it seems that Valentine’s Day was born from card companies and florists, with few people knowing the origin of the day or anything about St. Valentine’s story.

Countless establishments benefit from the holiday, and for all the wrong reasons. From what I gather, love is supposed to be spontaneous and passionate, personal and thoughtful, not restricted to one day a year in which couples feel forced to show their adoration. For those without romantic love in their lives, the commercialist humdrum of St Valentine has the potential to cause indifference at best and annoyance or upset at worst.

However cynical you are about the occasion, few can truly say that they are actually indifferent to the mention of 14th February. It puts pressure on those in relationships to show their emotions whilst belittling lone individuals to feel as if they are somehow inadequate. How is it an emotion as powerful and all-consuming as love has been reduced to a single day of materialistic red rubbish? Surely you should show your other half you love them on a daily basis?

Whether you choose to embrace the romantic occasion or dodge the dreaded day, I shall be taking my Bridget-sized measure of vodka, pre-drinking to Chaka Khan before heading down to Sankeys and perhaps ‘accidentally’ bumping into any PDA couples that get in my way.

 

Either or, says Dana Fowles:

At the grand old age of twenty, I am still yet to receive my first Valentine’s card. Yes that’s right, I was never sheepishly handed one during my primary school years, my mum and dad have yet to take pity on me and I have certainly never received one of the genuinely romantic variety. Cue the violins.

The truth is I’m not really all that bothered. I don’t think that it has impacted on my psychological health; I don’t feel unloved, in fact, far from it. I have wonderful family and friends, and until Ryan Gosling proposes, that will do me just fine.

The day is easily ignored and just as easily celebrated, even if you aren’t part of a couple. It really is just another day in the year, which you can choose to remain indifferent to, or you can use as an excuse to indulge in some self-love and buy yourself a good bottle of wine and a nice box of chocolates. You could just go about your normal daily routine; believe it or not, this isn’t put to a stop just because it’s Valentine’s Day. Or, at the risk of sounding like a hippy, why not spread the love and plan an evening with your housemates or coursemates?

I won’t be crying into my pillow because I’m not spending February 14th with the love of my life, nor will I be giving the middle finger to any blissfully happy couples whom I encounter. If the mood takes me and I happen to feel the need to acknowledge the day in some way, shape or form, what I might just do, is put a bit of a twist on the traditional theme of romantic love and let my aforementioned family and friends know that they are fabulous human beings. Cheesy though that may sound, it’s got to be better than being bitter and it’s not quite as vom-worthy as writing reams of Shakespearean sonnets to some poor guy . . .

 

Truly romantic, says Beth Currall:

Ever since I was young enough to know what ‘love’ is, I have found myself in love, with love. My first crush was Nick from Heartbeat, and despite the thirty year age gap (I was six at the time of said obsession), I was convinced that ‘Nick’ would one day requite my love and express his feelings in the form of gifts, love letters and poetry. To this day, I still believe that Valentine’s is the one day in 365 that people can feel comfortable with following their hearts over their heads, expressing their emotions; whether it is towards a husband or a wife, a partner or to someone you are plucking up the courage to ask out on a first date.

Sometimes it seems like it is completely unacceptable to be seen as romantic nowadays; being ‘soppy’ is often regarded as a weakness. This is exactly why I feel that it is more important to emphasise the true meaning of Valentine’s Day. An increasing number of people lose sight of the significance that is held within a simple card, a chocolate heart or even in those three little words.

Valentine’s is slaughtered by those who brand it commercial, but that is not the way it has to be. A home-cooked meal requires so much more thought and attention than splashing out on a three-course meal in a Michelin starred restaurant ever would. A single rose has more romantic connotations than the most expensive diamond ring, and a card containing the kindest words is kept within the heart, long after the paper version has been discarded in the bin or put to the back of a drawer.

The key factor of Valentine’s Day is that it is solely a celebration of love, and that requires no money or materialism. So enjoy being in love, and for those without a partner, enjoy the excitement that comes with finding love! But just a note to my influx of admirers, who I’m sure have been reading this: don’t send those 42-carat diamonds back just yet…

 

Interview: Netsky

It’s been four years since Belgian whippersnapper Netsky first plunged his eponymous debut into the world of liquid drum n bass. He was actually still in his third year at uni at the time. Following the release of imaginatively named sophomore album 2, Netsky, aka Boris Daenen, is still riding on the ripples of his inital success.  Speaking to us from his old stomping ground of Antwerp, Boris explains why he is returning to Parklife for a third time this summer, despite the inevitability that it will, at some point, piss it down.

“I won’t forget my wellies this time,” he snorts, “No, I do love Parklife. It’s one of the few festivals in our schedule that we [Hospital Records] get the chance to play together as a label on the same stage. That only really happens in the UK now. In Europe, we’re often part of more mainstream line-ups, sometimes with no other DnB acts on the bill at all. These big festival stages are a completely different world to club gigs. A lot of the time you can’t hear or see the crowd at all, which takes some getting used to. There’s no real connection, but it’s still a thrill to perform on that scale with the lights, the sound and everything that’s going on. Playing clubs is so different. We played a few smaller places in Asia last year and I’d nearly forgotten how nice it was to have that intimacy.”

Having to sacrifice any intimate DJ sets for a while then, Boris reveals that the focus this year is primarily on the live show. “It’s me, a keyboard player and a drummer on stage. A few guest vocalists too. There’s a very free environment between us all, a lot more like a live band. Every show has been different, from the very beginning. Nobody feels obliged to stick to a formula, we’re always trying to develop the show as a group. If our drummer throws in a new fill one night and it works then we’ll look to build on that for the next show. If it doesn’t work then that’s fine too; we’re not scared to learn from our mistakes.”

“Percussion has always been very important to me. I started playing drums myself when I was about 7 but it wasn’t until about 14 that I got properly got into breaks. I remember hearing a jungle track around that time and being blown away by the energy. Before that I was listening to a lot of Troydon and Joey Youngman, trying to conjure up deep house on eJay and Fruityloops. DnB hadn’t really taken off in Belgium at that stage. From that point on though, I locked myself away in my bedroom and became such a computer nerd, messing around with drum loops and producing as much as possible. I ended up on Ableton, mixing down on Logic. I’ve used that combination for so many of my tracks.”

Netsky’s reclusive approach certainly paid dividends when Hospital came a-calling just before he was about to graduate. It was this proposition that saved him from the aftermath a dodgy degree choice: “I was studying Multimedia and I hated it. It had nothing to do with what I do now. When the offer came along it was amazing, but also such a relief to know what I was going to do. I know I’m lucky in that sense. If it hadn’t happened, I would have probably ended up in web-design. And I’d probably be pissed off with my boss.” No disrespect to any web-designers out there.

In terms of what’s next on the release front, Boris does let slip that he’s recently been in the studio with a certain production juggernaut, Mr. Diplo. His DnB faithful might not be overjoyed with that news, but the risk of alienating some fans is something that Boris acknowledges himself as a consequence of trying to develop as an artist.

“When you build up a fan-base, people associate you with a certain genre. There’s a lot of people in DnB who want to protect their genre and it’s hard for them to accept that producers want to experiment with different styles. Those types of people can be so emotional when it comes to veering away from the genre they love. I suppose it can be a good thing and a bad thing. But even if I do make something that isn’t 170, it’s still me. I think you can still maintain a certain feel in a different genre. There should be more divisions between artists and less between genres. I’d rather make a Netsky tune than a DnB tune.”

The guy’s individual ambition is unquestionable. Whether you enjoy his music or not, his rise to popularity at such an early age is quite impressive. If you consider how fast he has been able to propel himself into the mainstream, then God knows where he’ll be in another four years time. Probably sitting by a pool in Miami somewhere, celebrating super-stardom with High Contrast and Major Lazer whilst sipping on a tall drink with a little umbrella in it.

Bastard.

AIESEC

With over sixty years of history, 38,000 student and graduate volunteers from over 113 countries, and a network of over one million alumni, AIESEC is not only the world’s largest student-run organisation, it is also one of the most successful. Vice President of Marketing, Patrik Nordqvist tells The Mancunion about how the society ‘provides members with the skills and experience needed to transform them from high-potential students into the leaders of tomorrow’. AIESEC find companies and businesses in branches around the world and matches them with eager students, providing leadership experiences and global internships.

Being a member of AIESEC gives students key advantages, such as acquisition of real-world skills and experiences. By volunteering in AIESEC, students gain valuable skills such as leadership, teamwork, interpersonal skills and time management. Members volunteer between eight to twenty hours a week, which may seem like a lot of time alongside studying, but as Patrik explains, ‘it is recognised as an investment in their future’ and is valued among potential employers.

Last semester AIESEC had socials and events including themed parties, conferences and events where students could get to know each other as well as well as learning to network. They also held evenings with major global companies such as Optu, Usana and Deloitte.

Be A Global Player

Their next event is on the 21st February at 4pm in University Place, Theatre A, and is a conference called “Be a Global Player”. This event emphasises the importance of a global mindset and cultural awareness in the corporate world. The agenda of the conference is based on intensive skill training, uniting students as they participate in three hours of comprehensive personal and professional development. “Be a Global Player” is an event which will widen students’ horizons, enabling them to be more successful after university when they will be competing with other rising economies. Five global companies from five different industries, including fashion, consulting, finance, food and media have been invited. There will also be some guest-speakers and members of AIESEC Manchester’s Alumni will be contributing. The format of the conference will involve a panel discussion, where students are encouraged to ask questions related to the industries, the company itself and the skills needed in a globalised business world. There will also be skills sessions provided with each company as well as networking sessions between students and companies. Sven Ekert who is in charge of the conference said, ‘the event is open to everyone, so whoever wants to improve his/her employability is more than welcome’.

If you would like to get involved or know more about AIESEC visit aiesec.co.uk/local/mancheser, Twitter @AIESECMANC or their Facebook page by searching ‘Aiesec Manchester’. Alternatively, email [email protected] for more information.

MIFTAS Performance Schedule

Every year the Drama Society holds its very own version of the Edinburgh Fringe festival called the MIFTAS. Over the next couple of months, there will be a huge range of acts by members of the society. The plays are an eclectic mix from journeys of World War Two to a ‘’twenty four carat disaster’’. According to the Chair of the society Helena Davies ‘This performance season is the centre of the Drama Society’s year, and not to be missed.’ Tickets are £5.50 for adults, £4.50 for students, and concessions and £4.00 for Society members. Below is a schedule of the upcoming plays, so don’t miss out on this showcase of talented writers and performers.

Paper Shield, written and directed by Piers Black-Hawkins

‘Paper Shield’ follows the story of Nick Searson, a young journalist who has just started his career at The Shield; the biggest selling tabloid in England. Young and ambitious, he takes his work incredibly personally, seeing it as his obligation as a journalist to inform the public to the best of his ability. The newspaper is covering the high profile case of Sammy Norton; a young girl whose recent kidnapping has touched the hearts of the nation. As the play unfolds, and more leads are discovered, Nick’s involvement in the case borders on obsessional. He eventually spirals out of control and surfaces amidst one of the nation’s darkest scandals.

20th-22nd February, 7pm

John Thaw Studio – Martin Harris Centre

 My Boy Jack by David Haig, directed by Rob Beck

The year is 1913 and war with German is imminent. Rudyard Kipling’s determination to send his myopic son to war triggers a bitter family conflict which leaves Britain’s most renowned patriot devastated by the warring of his own greatest passions; his love for children – above all, his own – and his devotion to King and County.As well as dealing with the hardships at The Front, the piece accurately details the effects warfare has on those left behind and the personal battles that rage when one is forced to balance a sense of duty with love of a child.My Boy Jack is a moving account of the anguish at the heart of a man whose storytelling continues to delight millions all over the world.’

24th-26th February, 7pm

Council Chambers, Students Union

The Maenad by Hugo Timbrell, directed by Hugo Timbrell and Anna Crace

“The bull-horned god awakened from within”. Taking a timeless figure from Greek mythology, this new piece of writing charts the progress of the Maenad as she seeks to escape a world littered with the cruelty of Men. What makes a Man? What makes a Woman? Who is to blame for the “world’s unending woes”? The audience are guaranteed a spectacle of epic proportions, with action that is not for the faint-hearted. It will be an enjoyable, and at times uncomfortable, watch for all.

28th February-2nd March 7pm

Council Chambers, Students Union

That Face by Polly Stenham, directed by Amy O’Toole and Thea Paulett

That Face is a powerful and darkly comic look at an affluent family in freefall. Mia has been suspended from boarding school. Her brother Henry has dropped out altogether. And Martha, their mother, manipulates them all. That Face explores the trials and tribulations of a modern day dysfunctional family. Stenham’s deeply rich characters played out in a beautifully simple script, creates the perfect dynamic for an absorbing production that highlights the intricacies and the extremities of the human condition.

4th-6th March 7pm

Council Chambers, Students Union

The Conquest of the South Pole by Manfred Karge, directed by George Combe

Four chronically unemployed men transform crushing boredom and desperation into a triumph of the human spirit…namely a re-enactment of Roald Amundsen’s victorious 1911 expedition to the South Pole. Equipping themselves with all the gear they can beg and steal, they turn a laundry-filled attic into an Antarctic adventure. But can they keep the traumas of real life out long enough to reach the Pole?

8th-10th March 7PM

Council Chambers, Students Union

To be Frank, My Dear, I don’t Remember Written and directed by Deng Maohui

What happens when you put a group of guys together in a testosterone charged environment? They behave like boys, start swearing, talk sex, and discuss bogus philosophy. To be Frank, My Dear, I don’t Remember follows the story of a boy who enlists in the army, detailing his growth as he battles with his environment.

12th-14th March 7pm

Council Chambers, Students Union

Black Comedy by Peter Shaffer, directed by Flora Anderson

The stage is set for one of the biggest nights of Brindsley’s life. His sculpture is about to be bought by one of the richest art-collectors in the entire world and his gorgeous girlfriend may soon become his fabulous fiancée.  What could possibly go wrong? A fuse blows and his entire flat is plunged into darkness. Over the course of an evening, we see how things go from terribly bad to screamingly awful. Secrets are revealed, plans are ruined and furniture is stolen.  Will Brindsley be able to save this farce, or is it all going to be an A-one, copper-bottomed, twenty-four-carat disaster?

16th-18th March 7pm

Council Chambers, Students Union

 

 

 

 

 

Pangaea

Pangaea is the largest student festival in Europe and I spoke to the organiser Tommy Fish who explained why this year’s Pangaea was such a success. This year’s theme was Wonderland, and encouraged students to dress up as anything from the Mad Hatter to the Wizard of Oz.

‘The most important thing about Pangaea is the visual. In the months leading up, I spent a lot of time talking to different production companies, to make sure we had the best lighting effects, staging and overall decorations. My issue with previous years is it has never looked like a festival, just lots of different venues so my priority this year was to make sure it looked amazing.’ Over 50 volunteers made up the creative team, and are to be thanked for transforming the Student Union into a Winter Wonderland, complete with Narnia, ice caves and magical trees.

As Pangaea is a festival specifically for students, the most important thing was to promote students and societies. There were guest performances from the Bhangra Society, the Drum and Bass Society and even the Knitting Society got involved. The society’s involvement is very important to Pangaea, and the summer festival hopes to have performances from the Beat Boxing society as well as others who will be announced nearer the time.

Headlining was Grandmaster Flash and Miss Dynamite, along with many other bands from The Other Tribe to Kaleidoscope Orchestra. ‘My favourite act of the night had to be Grandmaster Flash, although there was confusion at the beginning of his set to do with missing equipment. For a moment I thought he wouldn’t play at all, but after a lot of grovelling and generally massaging his ego he performed.  Who is to blame for the embarrassing technical hitch is still a mystery. My biggest regret of the evening was not seeing the set of Kaleidoscope Orchestra with Dynamite MC who were playing upstairs in the Union, which was different to the other acts as it combined classical music with a live MC.  I heard raving reviews about them from many students and colleges.’

For the main part, the night was a success however there were issues when it came to the ticket sales. ‘The organisation of the event was running smoothly until it came to the tickets. We set up a system to prevent touting, which was 100% successful but it meant people could not get refunds for their tickets. We did set up a system where 150 students were refunded however this did not include everyone. The problems with the tickets were unfortunate as it meant our energy went into organising refunds instead of on the actual night.’

Despite this the night was a success, and the June Pangaea is promising to have even better visuals, with incredible live acts and outdoor staging. If you want to start planning your outfit, there is talk of the theme being toys.

 

 

 

 

AU Social returns to Students’ Union

On Wednesday 13th February, the longest running student night returns to the Students’ Union. The AU Social has been absent since 2000, and will be back for a monthly special for the remainder of term.

Gold Teeth and Fresh Fridays will each have a room, in the night branded “Audio Hijack”.

For the last two years, it has been held every Wednesday at Tiger Tiger, run by promotions company Funk Events. First starting at the Students’ Union in 1993/1994, what was then called “Horny” became a regular feature in the social calendar.

Every summer the contract is open to bids from clubs in Manchester. At the end of 2011/2012 academic year, a vote was held asking students where they would like to see the night and the overwhelming majority was in favour of moving to the SU. However, renovation of the building was not guaranteed to be completed by Welcome Week, so the Athletic Union chose to use Tiger Tiger for another year.

Andy Cowan, Chair of the AU, seems optimistic for future plans. “This is what the students wanted, and we’re looking forward to working with everyone at the Students’ Union. It’s more accessible for everyone, and hopefully it’ll be a success.

“Think of this as a trial run.”

“It’s becoming less popular and a bit empty at Tiger Tiger,” said Asher Hillsmith, President of the Equestrian Team. “The Students’ Union might be more of a selling point and feel busier.”

Fourteen AU teams as opposed to the usual six will be selling tickets in a big promotional push, and they will also be available for purchase from the Students’ Union shop.

The next night at the SU will be on Wednesday 13th March, continuing weekly at Tiger Tiger in the meantime.

Must See: 11th – 18th February

Dancing with the Orange Dog

Using theatre, dance, music, artwork, photography and animation this is a ‘quirky tale’ about the nature of stories and story telling.

Runs 15th-16th February at The Lowry. Tickets £10.  

 

Be Like Water

Following his critically acclaimed debut Hetain Patel brings his latest piece to the North.  This is an exploration of culture and identity using video projection and live music.

Runs 14th-15th February at the Contact Theatre. Tickets £6.

 

The Lion King

The much loved musical has had its run extended in Manchester, now running until late April due to many of the performances selling out at high rates. Offering a performance which ‘explodes with glorious colours and stunning effects all set to the enchanting rhythms of Africa’.

Runs until 20th April at The Palace Theatre. Tickets £20.

More mouse than man

Just a fifteen minute train journey from Oxford Road station, The Bolton Octagon has a well-earned reputation for creating some of the (if not the) best original theatre in Greater Manchester.

This must be made a point of, before I go on to suggest that this particular interpretation of the literary classic Of Mice and Men falls slightly short of the mark.

Taught widely on both sides of the Atlantic in its original novella form, Of Mice and Men is about the brutal lives suffered by migrant workers of Depression struck America and their dreams, or more frequently, a feeling of sheer hopelessness.

The inconsistent accents are compensated in a few instances by performances of considerable, heart-wrenching sincerity. Colin Connor convincingly plays bully Carlson with a nuanced vulnerability and Kieran Hill steals the show for his sensitive handling of Lennie. The ‘star’ of the show was set and lighting designer Ciaran Bagnall.

The walls behind the audience had wooden planks fixed to them and from the ceiling dangled long strands of rope. Furthermore it would seem the audience is thrusted into the ranch itself, which effectively strangles the ordinary emotional distance between the viewer and performers to forge a wonderfully claustrophobic atmosphere.

Whilst the unrelenting chugging of the smoke machine was perhaps dramatically unconvincing and unnecessary, I suppose it did make the lights look pretty. Like all productions at The Octagon, Of Mice and Men really is a visual feast.

Unfortunately, the impressive set (which one shouldn’t forget to mention includes the Salinas River flowing through the main space) was let down by some clumsy scene changes. Albeit a personal pet hate, blackouts accompanied by excited stage hands and vaguely contextually relevant music seem to be a missed opportunity for something a little more theatrically fulfilling. This, in part, was responsible for the uneven pacing of the production. The dramatically irregular rhythm to an extent robbed impetus from the final scene.

The unusually off-beat execution of the final moments was an interesting choice from Olivier-winning Thacker, which for me personally left the story feeling somehow incomplete. I was left with the impression that this production never really got to the heart of Of Mice and Men, despite a few exceptional performances and undeniably glorious visuals.

 

Three Stars out of Five Stars

Open Media

The aim of the Open Media Society is to show thought-provoking documentaries on a whole range of subjects. Founded seven years ago, the society shows documentaries which might have escaped the mainstream media’s attention. Whenever possible the screenings are followed by a question and answer session to give the audience a chance to discuss the film and anything they found challenging about it.

Society Chair Grace Williams told me: ‘I think that sitting as a collective watching a film is a much more powerful experience than sitting in front of a laptop and watching a film. There’s a big difference, I think, in the fact that there is a space there for people to discuss what they think with their peers.’

Open Media also collaborate with other societies when the opportunity arises. This gives its members an opportunity to learn more about the documentary being shown and having people with a particular interest in the topic of the film also helps generate discussion.

The society committee try to keep the programme varied, with a mixture of both light-hearted and more serious films. ‘That’s what’s good about it being quite a casual thing, so people can pick and choose which screenings they want to come to.’

In the future Open Media are keen to show a student-made film, to try and encourage student participation. This is something that has worked well in previous years, and the society hope to promote student films. This Wednesday 13th February, Open Media are showing ‘Paris is Burning’ in Room 8, University of Manchester Student Union at 6 15pm.

You can find out more about Open Media Society and what screenings they have coming up on the union website, on Facebook and on Twitter, or simply look out for posters around the University

 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/groups/uomopenmeadia/?fref=ts

Manchester Marrow Society

I caught up with Adam Wright from the Manchester Marrow Society, a society devoted to encouraging students to donate bone marrow and not dedicated to the vegetable, which is a common  misconception.

It is often thought that donating bone marrow is incredibly painful, when in reality it just takes a few drops of blood, no more painful than the regular blood donation. Adam explained how this procedure has the false reputation of being a stressful experience, ‘In 80% of cases it is possible to extract the necessary cellular material from the blood and so donors go through the same relatively painless procedure as they would if they were giving blood. In the other 20% of cases bone marrow must be extracted from the hip bone. However, patients are under general anaesthetic and the discomfort afterwards is experienced only for a couple of days. It’s been explained as feeling like you’ve played a rugby match and feel at little under the weather. If in doubt ask yourself the question “Would I take a couple of days feeling rough to save someone’s life?’

‘We are a student branch of the Anthony Nolan Trust running clinics around the university to encourage people to join the bone marrow register. Patients suffering from blood cancer require a bone marrow transplant which is specific to their cell type so finding one is like looking for a needle in a haystack, hence building up the register with people willing to donate increases the chances of finding the rare corresponding match for patient. When that person is then contacted and asked to donate they can save the life of the patient, so the main aim of the society is to build up the register with as many potential donors as possible. The chances of a person on the register donating are very low (only 1/1000), but if you are the lucky person to be chosen you could save somebody’s life.’

If you want to be part of this society they have meetings every couple of weeks in the Union of the Stopford Common Room, keep an eye on the Facebook page for more details. They are always looking for new members to bring fundraising ideas and the available roles are Fundraising Officer, Treasurer, Secretary, IT/Communication, and Society reps.

Facebook: www.facebook.com/manchestermarrowsociety

Email: [email protected]

 

 

Album: Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds – Push The Sky Away

It’s been five years since the gothic rock cabaret of Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!! and the longest gap between two Bad Seeds releases in their 30 years together.  But where Lazarus and the two Grinderman albums packed a weighty punch, Push The Sky Away is much more of an exercise in restraint.  It’s as though Nick Cave has taken off his boxing gloves and sat down for a good old think.

His trademark gospel-style delivery is at its brooding best on ‘Wide Lovely Eyes’, ‘Higgs Boson Blues’ and lead single, ‘We Know Who U R’.  Lyrically, see ‘Water’s Edge’ for four minutes of tense imagery set to an incessant bass riff and straining guitar hooks.  The middle sections frequently rise into a crescendos of strings and cymbals before falling gently back into the tickle of a hi-hat, the echo of a guitar or the murmur a sighed sentence.  As a frontman, Cave has mastered the art of being entirely sinister and entirely graceful at the same time.

‘Jubilee Street’, ‘Mermaids’ and ‘Finishing Jubilee Street’ ease the transition through the halfway point of the album and, again, hypnotic vocals are there to captivate your attention, jolting you awake with the occasional menacing line.  At times, Cave is downright creepy.  He howls and moans his way through most of the tracks but just when it seems like it all could get a bit much, the mood calms and the next transition is already upon you.  Moments of disturbance are craftily scattered throughout what is, on the whole, a very serene and tranquil soundscape.  If you compare it to many of his previous releases then there’s definitely a lot less of the in-your-face references to sex and death.  As an album it feels much more calculated and more complete as a finished article.

After a few runs through, it becomes harder and harder to predict where the Bad Seeds can actually go from here.  Expansion seems impossible off the back of such a well-crafted record.  It’s gentle, yet fierce; tender, yet raw;  calm, yet vicious.  These seeds sprout on the first track and mingle with each other over the next forty minutes, intertwining like vines up a brick wall.  You might even catch yourself sitting, open-mouthed, staring at nothing in particular.  But that’s not a bad thing at all.

An evening with the Tyrants

It’s a cold February night, and there’s a glistening sheen over the pavements. If they’re having this weather in the States, I mused, it’ll be a credit to each of the seventy one thousand fans who travelled to New Orleans to watch the Super Bowl Final XLVII between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers (in case you’re wondering about the numerals, as I was, that means it’s the 47th final of the tournaments history…apparently).
But I’d been told that the University’s American Football team had summoned all lovers of the sport to congregate in “256” in Fallowfield to watch the game live. So at 11PM on a sunday evening I was to be found sitting amongst players and fans alike, feeling rather bewildered by the whole event, this being my very first venture into the sport. I was assured, though, by my friend and fellow physicist Luke Hart, who had just come from the University varsity match himself, that it would be simple to follow, and shouldn’t end much later than about four in the morning. Lucky for me I don’t have Monday morning lectures!
But this was to be more than a conglomeration of devotees to a sport most Britons wouldn’t pay a blind bit of notice to; this was a gathering with a purpose. The University’s AF team isn’t funded as well as other teams such as rugby or football which also enjoy fierce varsity rivalries, and so the team may well find themselves in the predicament that though they qualify through their victories for play-off spots and even the national conference, they simply aren’t able to afford to pay their way to the matches. So in an effort to raise a bit of money to go with their recent victories they have organised and sold tickets to this celebration of arguably the pinnacle of the sport. A pay-to-play poker tournament has also featured, and captain Chris Payne is hopeful of the teams ability to make it all the way to the top.
“We were really happy with the win over Man Met today but felt it could have been much more comprehensive. They fed off our mistakes a little bit, but in the end to win by more than two scores is good innings. I was really proud of the whole team, ‘cos this was massively a team victory, with special mention to my other captains Leroy, Matt and James.”
Leroy Owusu-Addea, the line captain, has been accepted to the GB squad for American Football, and with his impressive frame and beaming grin, his purple striped hair was hardly needed to help me find him in the throng of two hundred partying fans.
“It was for a bet!”, he laughs, “But I’m really proud to be representing the University, and it was such a good match. To sell out the stadium with fans supporting us is really great and we’re really enjoying the season.”
But as for the sport itself? I found the final to be a very exciting experience, with plenty of impressive feats and displays of skill that any sportsman could appreciate. And our University team, with talent, skill and dedication in spades, are looking like they’ll be going places, with matches coming up against Burnage and hopefully a play-off against Bangor.
Tickets are just three pounds each so get down and support our team in this bizarre but brilliant sport! Oh, the final? The 49ers dramatic comeback might have been completed but for a missed catch for a touchdown right at the death, better luck next year boys! Ravens 34 – 31 49ers.

Interview: Desaparecidos

“We were in the studio, tracking those songs, and every time we came out into the break room, we were confronted with those images, seeing the buildings falling.” Denver Dalley is reflecting on the recording process for Desaparecidos’ only full-length record to date, Read Music/Speak Spanish. “They seemed to be playing those pictures all week, and then they just disappeared after that.”

Picture the scene: a band formed, partially at least, out of a shared sense of societal discontent, suddenly finding themselves in an intense moral quandary; they couldn’t have known that the week they’d booked in the studio to lay down an album of songs that were bound to be perceived as anti-American would see unimaginable terrorist atrocities committed on their own soil. “It was such a sensitive time, and we obviously started to think about how we were going to come across. I do think people were kind of relieved to hear people expressing those views at that time though; it’s important to voice your viewpoint, no matter what’s going on.”

Desaparecidos released their debut record in 2002 and disbanded not too long afterwards; back then, frontman Conor Oberst’s primary project, Bright Eyes, was commanding too much of his time to allow his noisier outfit the necessary attention it needed to develop. With Bright Eyes wrapping up an extensive world tour in late 2011, Oberst finally found himself in a position to commit to other projects, although Dalley divulges that there were other reasons why now is the appropriate time to bring the old band back together.

“In our home state of Nebraska, we’ve got these poorly-worded, very anti-immigrant bills that are trying to force their way into law. The same thing’s going on in Arizona, too,” he says of the proposed laws that led, back in 2010, to Oberst organising the Concert for Equality that saw the band make their initial reformation. “We just felt that, rather than tiptoe around the argument, it was best to try to point a finger at those we felt responsible, and use the band as a vehicle to be able to yell at the racists involved.” Dalley is referring to last summer’s ‘MariKKKopa’, a new track aimed directly at a racist sheriff from Maricopa County, Arizona.

After an extended spell away from the group saw the individual members mature both musically and personally, you’d probably expect there to have been some difficulty getting back into the old songs when the first rehearsals began. “You know, that’s one of the things that impressed us a lot when we started back. It was really easy, and the excitement we felt realising that that energy was still there really drove us to carry on playing together. It truly felt like we were picking up where we left off.”

Fans of the considerably mellower Bright Eyes will always have struggled to come to terms with the idea of Conor Oberst playing in a post-hardcore outfit, but Dalley insists that the band have always been on the same page as far as their influences were concerned. “In the early days, we were all sort of united by listening to a lot of Slowdown Virginia, Cursive, Weezer, Fugazi, Pixies, and so on, and come to think of it we’re all still listening to those bands today, collectively and individually. I can’t imagine a time when we won’t be inspired by that music.”

Thematically, Read Music/Speak Spanish attacked corporate greed and materialist culture in modern America, concepts that have only been brought into even sharper focus in the years the band have spent away. “It’s obvious that a lot of those issues are even more relevant today than they were when we made the record,” says Dalley. “It’s not too surprising to me that those ideas are still resonating with listeners now.” It made sense, then, to ask how the band felt about Barack Obama’s recent re-election. “Well, we certainly weren’t pulling for Romney. We were glad to see Obama win, but he’s still got a lot of promises to deliver on – gay marriage, immigration reform, fair taxation. It’s tiring to see him constantly ground down on those pledges, because he’s trying his best to work with an opposition that refuses to entertain anything that comes from the White House.”

The political climate has barely improved since Desaparecidos were last on the scene – and there’s certainly a strong argument to suggest that it has, in fact, deteriorated – and it’s only served to fuel the dissatisfactions that drove them in the first place. “I really feel like the live shows are a lot more intense now. It’s controlled chaos these days, but we are all better players, and we all seem to lock in tighter than we did previously. The new songs we’ve written really seem angrier than ever before.”

The release of ‘Anonymous/The Left Is Right’, to mark this overseas tour – which sees Desaparecidos’ first-ever dates in the UK – has got Dalley thinking about what the future might hold for the band. “That’s the second seven-inch we’ve released since things started up again, so I guess we’re halfway to a full-length now,” he laughs. “I don’t think any of us want to force new songs for the sake of it, but we all want to carry on. I suppose we’re as curious as everyone else as far as the future’s concerned. We’ve all got other things going on that need our attention too, but for now it’s nice to just focus on one project that we’re all enjoying, where we’re all having fun playing together. That, for me, is the most important thing.”

Desaparecidos play Academy 2 on February 10

Debate: Should we stay in the European Union?

Yes – Dominic Hardwick 

The EU has been around for longer even than many of your lecturers, but it is still a comparatively young institution. Now only 55 years of age, the EU was born out of a war-ravaged Europe. It is responsible for many of the things that we take for granted today: easy access to Europe, workers’ rights, prosperity, and peace.

Before the Schengen Agreement opened the borders between European countries, you needed a visa to travel Europe. Inter-railing was a nightmare, and hassle at border checkpoints was the norm. Today, you can travel freely, and even live and work abroad without any trouble.

As well as allowing you to work across Europe, the EU also protects many of your rights. In 1975, the EU made it so that any woman paid less than a man for the same job can seek redress through the courts. This protection has been extended to give part-time workers (frequently women) the same rights as full-time workers. You are also entitled to 4 weeks’ paid holiday per year, 1 day off per week, and 11 hours rest in every 24 hours thanks to the working time directive.

We are also undoubtedly richer as a country for our participation in the EU. Most of our trade is with Europe, and this is aided by the EU’s total removal of internal tariff walls that would stifle our trade. British businesses can also compete on an equal footing with foreign concerns in the EU, and this has benefited us enormously.

Finally, and most importantly, the EU has ensured peace in western Europe. Where once we would have used guns and soldiers to settle our differences, we now use trade and diplomacy to resolve disputes, guarantee democracy, and keep the peace. We live in an unparalleled period of peace when compared with any other time in history, and the EU has had an important part to play in it.

Europe is now a continent united. Alone, we would be buffeted about in the economic and political currents of the world; but the EU is greater than the sum of its parts, and we are stronger for our membership of it. Therefore, the only sensible vote (should there be a referendum on our membership) is a vote to keep us in.

 

No – Ben Marshall

In light of the eternally negative publicity of the European Union in the UK, it’s not surprising that the country is largely distancing itself from this organisation – and for good reason.

For wealthy nations like Britain, the price of membership every year hugely outweighs any benefit that we gain from it. It is estimated that our expenditure for the EU from 2007 to 2013 is a whopping £105 billion – the equivalent of every British citizen paying nearly £200 per year. And what is this money being spent on? Well almost half the EU’s annual budget goes towards the Common Agricultural Policy (CAP), which is basically money paid to EU farmers to try to help them produce enough food for the continent. Sounds OK? Quite the opposite – it’s fraught with problems.

Firstly, with the money we contribute to the scheme compared to subsidies British farmers receive from it, it’s a losing proposition. The other astounding problem is the fact that 70% of the scheme’s funding goes to just 20% of European farms, ultimately meaning that there are many farmers in the EU who are missing out on any benefit at all, and are surviving on as little as £5,000 per year. How’s that a fair system? As for the remaining half of the budget, don’t get me started on the kind of things that is spent on. Lavish private planes and luxurious hotel suites for top EU fat-cats are all on the list, as well as outrageous amounts being spent on ill-thought-out legislation. You may recall the hugely controversial Lisbon Treaty that the UK was bullied into signing in 2007; it effectively means Europe can simply impose laws on the country, thus transferring yet more of our national powers to Brussels. What a joke.

All this spells out one word – disaster. A system that, to a large extent, has already failed. Just look at the diabolical state of the Euro. A so called ‘United States of Europe’, which is the track that those power-hungry Eurocrats are taking us down, simply wouldn’t work. Time we got out of this shambles now before it gets to that.