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Day: 27 February 2012

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close Review

Having almost nothing positive to say about a film which revolves around the story of a boy with learning difficulties trying desperately to cling onto a fading memory of his father who was killed in a terrorist attack probably makes me an awful person.

However, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, based on the novel of the same name by Jonathan Safran Foer, fails to hit any of those emotive spots it spends the majority of its two hour running time incessantly trying to jab at. It is instead extremely disappointing and incredibly frustrating.

The story follows Oskar Schnell (played by newcomer Thomas Horn) as he diligently tries to solve a final posthumous conundrum set by his late father (Tom Hanks), in turn pissing off his grieving mother (played by Sandra Bullock). His lone journey to find a lock to fit a key he perpetually wears around his neck takes him up, down and around the five boroughs of New York City over three years.

For a while he is joined by a crusty old man whose overall significance to the plot is highly debatable; he doesn’t say a word and spends a lot of the time slowing the journey down by going to the toilet three times an hour.

It’s your typical tale of self-discovery, but the film lacks that certain something that’s needed to communicate this to the audience in a way a novel would easily achieve.

Eric Roth (of Forrest Gump fame) penned the screenplay, so I went in hoping that his script, coupled with Tom Hanks on the billing – who doesn’t love Tom Hanks – would evoke a similar fuzzy feeling inside of me. Instead, I spent the first fifteen minutes feeling irrationally annoyed at how stereotypically ‘daddish’ a doughy-faced, sweater-vest-clad Hanks is portrayed, as he frolics around playing fun-yet-educational games with Oskar.

As soon as that irritation subsided, I then became overly preoccupied with the fact that Oskar continually donned shorts when it was clearly freezing outside. So yes, my main observations are irrational (very), however, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close simply fails to engage its audience in its yarn.

What is actually a truly heartbreaking tale has been sugar-coated by Hollywood; opportunities to convey the sadness of the story are replaced with shots of objects falling to the ground and shattering in slow-motion and a breathy, unnatural narration by Horn, making it almost impenetrable.

With the credits rolling, I left feeling a little bit cheated, a little bit empty; my cold heart was not warmed, merely heated to a tepid state. Despite the fantastic effort by Horn who essentially carries the film on his pre-pubescent shoulders, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close became but a fading blot on my brain by the end of the day.

Interview: Inspiral Carpets

The Inspiral Carpets break the mould somewhat for the latest trend in the Manchester music resurgence, since they’ve actually been reformed since 2003. However, with Stephen Holt back, completing the original line up, the reunion spirit is strong. I caught up with bassist, Martyn Walsh, to see how the veteran line-up are finding life back on the road and in the studio.

The Carpets have just come off a hugely successful South American tour, playing to thousands of people like they’ve never been apart. “Steve must have nerves of steel – the last gig I did with him was in 1988”, Martyn tells me. “It was scarily straight back into it”.

The Inspirals were always bigger than any one member but it’s fair to say that the reception for Stephen’s return has been a positive one and the choice to tour South America was a conscious one, proving themselves as a global band, not just a bunch of blokes who can “walk down Oldham street and be recognised”.

The feeling in the Inspirals Carpets camp is high, with the boys touring the UK in March and spending time in the studio again. Martyn tells me how the band’s approach to writing has changed: “I’d written ‘You’re So Good For Me’ a while back but I didn’t feel comfortable bringing it to the band because we didn’t feel in the right place. For me, bringing that to the band and recording that was a big part of our progression. We all put our own angle on it. A couple of weeks ago, we recorded 2 new tracks – the good thing is we’re recording at our own pace. The songs have to equal or better what people are used to. There is a trademark Inspiral Carpets feel – we couldn’t come back as a dubstep act but we need to show people we’re still relevant.”

There aren’t any set dates for albums or new singles meaning that the band are very much taking things as they come. The band will be supporting fellow Manchester legends Happy Mondays in a gig that is sure to bring back a few memories. “There were some fun and games that went on. Our first ever gig we did abroad was with the Happy Mondays. I remember Shaun being sunburnt all over. Now we’ve all grown up a little bit. It’ll be really interesting. It’s good to see bands back out there who’ve got something to say. Some of the after show parties could be messy.”

With bands like The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays and The Inspiral Carpets back, Martyn tells me how he thinks it can only have a positive effect on music, especially on the up-and-coming Manchester acts. “If it can help them and get them going, “We’re really pissed off with all these old bands, we’re gonna show them” – that’s great! I’ve got a huge dislike of the way Liverpool does stuff. The Liverpool music scene has stagnated but we’ve got some great, exciting and vibrant bands supporting us like Delphic, The Whip and The Deadbeat Echoes. What drove us was to better our inspirations – bands like The Buzzcocks.”

The Inspiral Carpets are an integral part of a musical scene that is making a powerful resurgence. “Sometimes I think, is it right that a bunch of 40something’s are on stage? But we’re still delivering a quality product. I know that sounds a bit business-like. The core of our band is trying to write timeless songs, not trying to follow a fashion.”

Recording, touring and re-connecting with audiences worldwide means there is a lot of excitement surrounding the Inspiral Carpets and their fellow Mancunian counterparts.

Inspiral Carpets have been confirmed to play V Festival and Kendal Calling. They go on tour with Happy Mondays in May and tickets are on sale now. Dates and venues below:

May 

3 – Newcastle O2 Academy
4 – Glasgow O2 Academy
5 – Manchester Arena
6 – Sheffield O2 Academy
9 – Bournemouth O2 Academy
10 – London O2 Academy Brixton
11 – London O2 Academy Brixton
12 – Birmingham O2 Academy
14 – Dublin Olympia
15 – Dublin Olympia
17 – Leeds O2 Academy
18 – Nottingham Rock City
19 – London O2 Academy Brixton

Jurassic roast

When I was scabby-kneed, snot-nosed 8-year old, I would wile away the hours in the garden playing the part of the queen raptor from Jurassic park, meticulously acting out her part in the infamous “clever girl” scene. However, despite my enthusiastic performance, I had one flaw as a carnivorous predator – I was vegetarian. This wasn’t by choice, my parents had forced their animal friendly diet upon me. Little did they know of the trauma it would cause me as I watched the Bernard Matthews turkey dinosaur adverts with a tear in my eye, knowing that I could never taste those mechanically-shaped forbidden fruits.

But now I am free to choose my own gastronomic destiny and am no longer bound the chains of a meat-free lifestyle, allowing me to eat turkey dinosaurs until I gorge myself to death. But, I am also no longer 8-years old and far more serious about my food. One cannot be satisfied by mere reptilian shaped poultry, instead my appetite demands a far more sophisticated combination of gourmet sauropod.

After taking a peek round Sainsbury’s and enquiring with the shop assistants, I concluded that I was probably not going to acquire any lizard meat. So instead I would have to create my own, taking the traditional Sunday roast and transforming it into a ferocious prehistoric beast using my state of the art genetics lab (see kitchen).

Practically, the limitations of cocktail sticks meant that, structurally, creating family-favourite therapods, such as Tyrannosaurus rex and Velociraptor, was out of the question. Instead I chose to recreate, in edible form, a member of the ceratopsia group (to which the well known Triceratops belongs), Mojoceratops, interestingly named by its discoverer as a joke after he had drunk a few too many beers.

So, with a body of beef, legs of chicken, a chipolata tail and a bacon frill the my work was complete and the behemoth was ready to thunder through a foliage of broccoli and dwarf beans. Roaring from its greasy, pork-product mouth and gazing out at the now very, very late Cretaceous with its grape eyes.

Then, before it even had a chance to realize what was happening, it was attacked by a lurking predator. Its torso sliced to pieces, its limbs torn apart, its head decapitated; all served up with some crisp roast potatoes and velvety gravy. At long last, my childhood culinary fantasy had finally been lived out, at the completely appropriate age of 23.

Soon to be extinct

Recipe:

Ingredients:
1.5 – 2.5 kg joint of beef
12 chipolata sausages
4 chicken drumsticks
8 rashers of bacon
2 grapes
2 black peppercorns
lots of cocktail sticks

Method:

Torso/beef
Crank the oven to 180ºC. Lay the beef in a roasting tray and season with a good bit of salt and black pepper. Shove it in the oven on the top shelf, it’ll take 25 minutes per 500 grams and then another 25 minutes on top of that.

Legs/drumsticks
In the last hour of the beef cooking, place the bovine on a lower oven shelf and cover in foil. Turn up the oven to 220ºC. Place the drumsticks in a casserole dish, sprinkle with some chili powder and drizzle with oil. Put them on the top shelf and let the skin crisp up. Once its crisp enough turn it down to 180ºC and let it cook for the rest of the hour.

Tail/sausages
Following advice from Mr. Nigel Slater, sausages are best fried, slowly, this allows them to have a wonderfully sticky skin. Whilst cooking the sausages, throw some diced onions into the pan and fry until they become sweet crystals. You can then pour in the juices from the cooked beef and add boiling water and gravy powder, leaving the sausages to finish cooking in the meaty broth.

Frill/bacon
Bacon is best grilled, giving you the delightful marriage of crisp and tender – and it should always be smoked.

Putting it together
Skewer the bacon onto the cocktail sticks (of course watching your fingers), apply the cocktail sticks in a similar fashion with the legs. The head is the trickiest part and should really be left to cocktail stick experts Finally, stick on the grapes for eyes with a peppercorn pushed into each one for the pupil.

Editor’s Note Issue 14 27/02/12

Hearty congratulations must go to the University this week after they resolved to pay all of their staff in line with their own pay scales. This means that service staff will be paid at least £7.80 an hour. Given the difficult economic climate and financial difficulties hitting the higher education sector it is particularly commendable that the university’s senior management has been able to take this decision. Credit must also go to the group of campaigning students who worked to get a ‘living wage’ implemented.

Continuing on our theme of congratulations, in this issue we report that Manchester has the unique honour of being rated the 35th best city to study in the world. You’ve chosen well.

Turning the pages of this week’s issue you’ll see words like ‘special’ and ‘deluxe’ smattered liberally throughout the paper. As you might have read here last issue we have been gearing up for Student Media Week. Turn to our features section to get a taste of this week’s events and why student media is so important.

We will be running an information and recruitment fair, talks from key people in the media industry. But we have a great deal of social events organized by those working for The Mancunion and Fuse FM. Our Speed Hating event and tea party, both taking place at Platt Chapel will also be raising money for charity so you’ll be having fun AND doing something good. Any way schmaltzy sales pitch over, let’s have a look at what else we have in store for you.

As the referendum on Scottish independence is edging slowly nearer some students have been considering what would happen if the Scots actually went for the nuclear option. Business & Finance have been asking what would become of their (overly?) generous tuition fee arrangements. Turn to page 11 for more on this.

With the news last week that iPhone photography has now become a university course (in Kensington, obviously) our Comment & Debate Editor Ben vents his considerable ire at the very idea of such a course.

This year’s student elections are just about start up again, with nominations for people wanting to stand closing on Thursday, so get involved. Log on to www.studentelections.co.uk  for more information.

Live: Pulled Apart By Horses @ Club Academy

17th February 2012

Club Academy

9/10

The first time I saw Pulled Apart by Horses was at the Deaf Institute in June 2010, around the time they released their debut record. It remains one of the finest shows I’ve ever been to. On paper, it seems bizarre; their blend of alt-rock and post-hardcore and ridiculous lyrics make them sound as if they’re made up of The Jesus Lizard’s daft kid brothers, but therein lies the beauty – if nothing else, this band is very, very fun.

Back in town to promote their second release, Tough Love, and in a considerably bigger room, I had been harbouring concerns over whether eighteen months of hard touring and the move up to larger venues would have stripped away some of the ramshackle charm that had made that night at the Deaf Institute so memorable. The chaos that ensues during openening number ‘I Punched a Lion in the Throat’ immediately puts those fears to bed, with frontman Tom Hudson straight over the barrier to roar the nonsensical refrain ‘ultimate power! maximum life!’ with the sell-out crowd. It’s a mark of the band’s confidence, though, that they choose to open with probably their biggest fan favourite, and audience reaction appears to demonstrate that their faith in the newer material is well-placed; ‘Shake Off the Curse’, ‘Epic Myth’ and lead single ‘V.E.N.O.M.’ all successfully recreate the debut record’s winning combination of frenetic riffery and irresistible shoutalongs. Musically they’re an acquired taste, lyrically they’re completely absurd, but Pulled Apart by Horses are riotously good fun.

As far as I’m concerned, they can place the ‘Best Live Band in the Country’ award next to the one for ‘Best Band Named after a Medieval Execution Method’ on the mantelpiece. They’ve earned it.

Pulled Apart By Horses – V.E.N.O.M (live)

Album: Magnetic Fields – Love at the Bottom of the Sea

Magnetic Fields
Love at the Bottom of the Sea
Merge Records
3 stars

Love at the Bottom of the Sea, Magnetic Fields’ first album to be released since the end of the “no-synth trilogy” of the last three releases, is a confused, occasionally brilliant romp of an album. In a record that lasts little more than half an hour, Stephin Merritt’s group throw together fifteen songs of varying quality in a maelstrom of manic creativity. This ramshackle approach produces an album which is undeniably enjoyable, albeit marred by irritating moments of contrived kookiness.

Perhaps the album’s inconsistencies can be attributed to a hangover from the synth-less period which produced records as accomplished as Distortion. Indeed, the new album’s opening track, ‘Your Girlfriend’s Face’, seems overly keen to return the band to the electronic territory of their earlier work. The song sees Merritt’s fine vocals overpowered by garish synthesizers, a problem which reoccurs later in ‘The Machine in Your Hand’. Merritt, a songwriter usually renowned for his wit and charm, also lets down his redoubtable baritone delivery with some poor lyrics. On ‘The Horrible Party’, for example, he pleads with the listener to “Take me away from this horrible party and I will give you some money”. After considering the song’s ridiculous oom-pah rhythm, they may be tempted to prolong his suffering.

Despite these flaws, the album nevertheless offers a number of examples of Merritt’s mercurial talent. ‘God Wants us to Wait’ is a sharp satire on Christian chastity, while ‘Andrew In Drag’ evokes David Bowie while inverting sexual politics. The band’s synths are deployed most skilfully in ‘My Husband’s Pied-A-Terre’, where the track bursts unexpectedly into life after a beguiling opening. However, the album’s outstanding moment is ‘The Only Boy in Town’, a delightfully poppy number which is good enough to bring The Beach Boys to mind. This surf-influenced track is perhaps the most compelling evidence that Magnetic Fields are at their best when the synths take a back seat.

UK release date: March 5th 2012

Magnetic Fields – Andrew In Drag

Classic album: Bruce Springsteen – Born To Run

Like a fine wine, Born To Run has aged beautifully. The seminal Bruce Springsteen album – a record with such raw, visceral, emotion and beauty that never fails to impact on those who hear it. Bruce described the feeling on Born To Run as one of an endless summer night, where all the different stories were simultaneously occurring. Stories of people struggling to grow up, trying to make it and deal with all the mess that life throws up. A working class hero, Springsteen’s work is never contrived and every song feels like it has been written as if it were his last – a dedication that is only true of very few musicians.

Presented with such outstanding lyricism, it’s easy to overlook the level of song-writing and attention to detail evident on the album. The amount of time slaved over this record is astonishing. Weeks were spent just getting the drum sound right with Bruce pushing the limits of what was sonically possible to capture on record. The cinematic, Phil Spector-esque walls of sound give the album unmatched levels of life and soul.

Born To Run wasn’t a collection of songs that someone knocked up to meet output demands. Few albums have the emotive and evocative qualities that this album inspires. With songs like ‘Thunder Road’, ‘Born To Run’ and ‘Jungleland’, it’s no surprise they call Bruce “The Boss”. With the sad passing of The Big Man last year, the E Street Band has lost a defining past of its sound but with a new album due next month, there’s no stopping the force that is Bruce Springsteen.

Born To Run on Spotify

Bruce Springsteen – Born To Run

Blind date: Vicky and Dan

Vicky, Third year, English and American Studies

What were your expectations for the evening?

Awkward silences followed by a fake emergency phonecall from my housemate calling me home roughly half an hour in

First impressions?

Shockingly pleasant, and good hair

What did you talk about?

Folk music and Star Wars and a lot in between

Best thing about them?

Easy to talk to and not at all creepy – no need for the fake get-away call, thank goodness

What did you eat?

Veggie cottage pie

Any awkwardness?

When I said I was a vegetarian and he ordered the steak and I pretended not to be silently judging him

How did you part ways? (Mouth-to-mouth action/heavy petting/friendly hug?)

He kindly waited with me for a bus, then friendly hug despite him being about 3 times my height

Out of 10? 8

Would you see them again?

He seemed pretty keen for Star Wars in 3D

 

 

Dan, Third year, Politics and International Relations & Fuse FM Station Manager

What were your expectations for the evening?
That I would be hooked up with someone mental

First impressions?
Surprisingly sane, and good looking

What did you talk about?
Films, music, my fears about graduating and how she was too much of a hippy

Best thing about them?
A tie between a great taste in music or how she was girl who actually enjoys Star Wars (very rare indeed)

What did you eat?
Steak & Sweet Potato Chips

Any awkwardness?
Discovering the hard way that you can’t hold a conversation whilst chewing through a steak, cue a couple of awkward pauses

How did you part ways? (Mouth-to-mouth action/heavy petting/friendly hug?)
Friendly hug

Out of 10?
A solid 7

Would you see them again?
Would like to hang out again, yeah

 

 

Dan and Vicky ate at The Deaf Institute, Grosvenor Street, Manchester. Thanks to the guys down at Grosvenor Street for getting involved. To check out their menu, gig listings and have a look at what club nights are coming up visit their website www.thedeafinstitute.co.uk

To sign up for blind date please e mail your name, year of study and course to[email protected] with ‘blind date’ as the subject

Smurf up your sex life

Young love. It’s sweet, it’s innocent, spilling over with unexpected delights and new experiences.  The same can also be said for the sex you have when you’re young as well.

Unfortunately, these more dynamic moments are often overshadowed by sporadic thrusts, sloppy mouth-work, amateur poking, weak grips and awkward mutterings of “how was it for you?”

If your response to that question usually seems to be more “hmmm” than “mmm”, why not give one of these novel suggestions a whirl the next time you’ve netted the object of your affections in the bedroom:

Practically every female you see on campus will own some form of headband, be it a sweeping bohemian scarf or a wire-filled floral hipster tie. Why not appropriate these largely ornamental items of headgear and wrap it round your other half’s wrists and take advantage of their limited mobility.

That well intentioned reading you meant to do for class tomorrow sitting unloved and unnoticed on your bedside table? Utitlise the sheer force of knowledge in a different way: give your bedroom partner’s rear end a cheeky rap or two with that hard-backed bad-boy. John Rylands need never know.

Ever feel like you’ve wasted your money on all those BOP outfits? Why not indulge in those fantasies he never knew he had; Smurfs can be sexy, elves can be erotic. Sure, it’ll take a lot of persuading, but persist and you can both reap the benefits of love inspired by Luvyababes.

No space in your budget for chocolate body paint? Improvise! Why doesn’t marmalade enter the bedroom more often?

Some of us prefer savoury to sweet, so why not turn your partners body into a homage to your favourite Domino’s topping: squirt on the ketchup, smear on the BBQ sauce, hell, why not sprinkle on some mozzarella, dot on some pepperoni and make a real meal out of it.

Cashing in on Cadbury

A new phenomenon has swept across the student nation. One that is neither ethical nor approved of in many social circles.

So far a technical term hasn’t been coined for this activity but it can be simply summed up as: making fake complaints to get free stuff. Maybe it’s the friends I keep but it seems to me that customer “feedback” is on the up.

The motivation behind the creation of a false complaint letter or e mail is not necessarily financial. Granted everyone, students especially, can benefit from a £3 Sainsbury’s voucher but the prospect of a couple of quid off your weekly shop really isn’t the only incentive.

For some it is simply a case of having too much time on your hands – I’m looking at you humanities students. What better way to kill some time around your five hour a week than putting your creative writing skills to the test in return for a couple of free chocolate bars? The funnier the better.

Here’s some inspiration if you’re new to this questionable game: telling Tesco that your BLT sandwich was missing the all important T, claiming that your Yorkie Raisin & Biscuit was disappointingly lacking in the biscuit department or that the Cilit Bang you purchased last week just isn’t getting your pennies as shiny as Barry promised.

The ultimate fake complaint came last Christmas when a friend of mine, on a boring and hungover Sunday afternoon, wrote to Cadbury declaring that on a frosty December 1st morning she had opened the first door to her Dairy Milk advent calendar to unexpectedly be greeted by a white chocolate reindeer rather than the milk chocolate she had anticipated.

Cadbury was having none of it so naturally asked for proof. Two hacked up advent calendars and a switcheroo later Cadbury had their evidence.

The end product was pathetic to say the least and involved lots of tape but even so a £4 consolatory coupon arrived in the post a few days later.

Rather than argue against artificial accusations it’s easier for these big companies to pay you off with a voucher and a computerized apology. Everyone’s a winner!

So be warned, supermarkets and chocolate manufacturers alike, for there are many out there with a dwindling student loan and far too much time to kill.

Ask Keir: Tonsillitis

Ask Keir is a new column aiming to answer all your health questions. If you want to know about that funny looking lump that won’t go away, why that student doctor keeps poking you or anything at all to do with health get in touch at: [email protected]

All questions will of course be kept confidential and anonymous.

 

Question of the Week

Hi, I went to my GP a few days ago because I was sure I had tonsillitis (I had it last Easter) and my GP said I did but he didn’t give me any antibiotics. I meant to ask him why but I didn’t want to seem rude. Can you tell me why he didn’t give me them?

Yes hopefully I can! Right so here’s the basics. Tonsils are a pair of glands that sit near the back of your throat and they contain these special cells that help us fight infection.

When you get an infection it can localise in your glands and when it does this, your glands swell up as it tries to make as many cells as it can to fight the infection. That is how you get your sore throat and find it hard to swallow food and fluids.

Tonsillitis when broken down consists of tonsils  (those glands at the back of your throat) and -itis (inflammation – which is your bodies response to an infection)

An ‘infection’ has numerous causes. Two of the most common causes are bacteria and viruses. Bacteria can be treated with antibiotics and viruses are usually left to be fought off by our own immune systems.

Now most of the time tonsillitis is caused by a viral infection therefore there would be no need to give antibiotics as it would have no affect.

However surely if even only 1 out of 10 cases of tonsillitis were caused by bacteria and giving antibiotics didn’t have a negative effect on your body why wouldn’t you just give the antibiotics in case?

The answer to that lays in the fact that bacteria are constantly evolving to avoid being ‘killed’ off by our antibiotics. I won’t go into detail but by using antibiotics unnecessarily bacteria can build up a resistance meaning you now get these much talked about ‘super bugs’ such as MRSA that are resistant to all but the strongest antibiotics.

The fear is, is that one day we’ll have bacterial infections that we wont be able to treat with antibiotics and that could make them fatal. So that’s why doctors won’t hand them out unless they know for certain that they’ll be of use.

Phew! There’s your whistle stop tour of ‘the tonsillitis and antibiotic dilemma!’ Hope it helps!

The lives behind the numbers

They say that a picture is worth 1,000 words, but when it comes to grasping the reality of life in Palestine, sometimes 1,000 words is better than a picture.

Articles about Palestine and Palestinians under Israeli occupation usually use numbers and statistics or shocking pictures to capture the situation. However, simply reading headlines such as “1,400 killed in air strikes and ground war in Gaza” or “40 percent of Palestinian males detained since the start of the Israeli occupation” allows people to forget the humanity behind the headline. Therefore, this will be a different kind of article that concentrates on the details of the human experience of Palestinians.

When I close my eyes and think of my childhood memories I remember a rainy cold night. As usual I opened the window to see the rain but that night there were two Israeli Merkava tanks outside my house. They saw some movement through my window and moved their laser sights on me.  I automatically dropped to the floor and started crawling, woke up my younger brother and escaped to another room crawling along the floor. My parents woke up as well and we all stayed in the house for more than 20 consecutive days due to military curfew. This was in the 2002 Israeli invasion of the West Bank and the beginning of the most brutal period of the Second Intifada.

During the curfew my dad kept us busy so we would not think of how bad it was. He used to read us stories, tell us jokes, listen to radio with us and make us read Al-Arabi Magazine. We had to spend so much time inside during the curfew that I read every edition of the magazine from 1980 to 2000. It is commonly reported that the city of Nablus was under military curfew for 150 days in 2002, and although that fact is shocking, it says nothing of the hours of boredom and frustration we endured.

I was a child during the curfews and invasions of the Second Intifada and while most people remember their school years as a happy time in their life, for me it was a continuous marathon of running to and from school. I was running to escape the Israeli army as they were always present in the city. We always had to be prepared to encounter the army and I usually kept an onion in my bag because onions help lessen the effect of tear gas. My childhood was full of small details like this that would never make it to front page headlines. However, the worst event occurred on April 16 2002 when an Israeli soldier shot my 10-year-old cousin in his home.  At first his family was forced to bury him in their front yard because the army had imposed a curfew. When the curfew was called off for one day, we took my cousin’s body away and buried him in a cemetery. No statistic could accurately capture the story of my cousin’s death or my childhood memories of the Israeli invasion.

But, to be honest, I was lucky to have a family that helped me through these times. I don’t think others were as lucky as me. Children witnessed the killing of their families by the Israeli army. Some people lost their homes, land, money and even everyday belongings because the army bulldozed their houses with everything in them.  I reached a point where I dreamt of leaving Palestine and going to live anywhere else, but then I realized that this what those who are trying to take our lands would want and so instead these hardships had the opposite effect: now I don’t want to leave and even if I left for some time, I know I will come back to Palestine.

Sharing these details is difficult because first of all I am not using my native language, and more importantly, we Palestinians are not open to talking about our worst memories and expressing our feelings in public. This is the reason you usually don’t see this side of the story and that is why I felt it is so important to share my experience: to make people understand that the 4100 Palestinian lives lost in the Second Intifada is not just a number, that each has a story and many other lives behind it. For each death there is a child who lost a father, a wife who lost a husband, a sister who lost a brother, or simply a kid like me who lost his childhood.

Everyone’s a photographer

Call me old fashioned, pretentious, whatever else, but something really gets my goat about the proliferation of Facebook ‘photographers’. I don’t understand the need for so many pictures while clubbing or drinking. Every night out validated by posing, posting and commenting on the same cookie cutter images with different faces?

This isn’t purely a clubber’s phenomenon, the same rings true with iPhones at gigs. What makes people have to enjoy their experience of a performance through their low resolution cameras, as if to ‘save it’, like a child does with the good bits on their dinner plate? I hope I’m not the only one who is sick of the sea of clasped hands trying to capture their fleeting memories instead of enjoying the show – and don’t even get me started on the Instamatic or Holga emulation apps.

I want to look at where the distinction lies between ‘a photographer’ and ‘someone with a camera’. A serious concern is what these picture-taking attitudes and our images say about us when we look beyond the original purpose of the pictures; to what they say out of context. The camera is a tool, a canvas, a workshop, a toy and an unwilling or uninvited guest all at once.

What we choose to take photographs of defines, to an extent, who is behind the camera. What interests me is where the line lies between the Snap – an extension of memory that all too often fails us – and the Photograph. Is a Photograph simply an image that comes from a camera, or something more?

It is not fair to say that the answer lies just in the volume of work, nor in the quality of the images produced. So perhaps subject matter is what creates this distinction. Well, maybe this is closer but the defining factor can’t just be what is being captured in the photo. The context and motive must play a role in defining the photographer

A friend once asked me if I thought a ‘good photo’ should be able to speak for itself without context. He believed it should, but I have to disagree. This places too much power in the exposure, composition and immediate effect of a photo, hat perhaps any effective subject could conjure when well captured.

There is not a binary distinction between Photographers and picture takers. However, I think it is important for my own sanity to try as best I can to separate these two. There is an old Arabic saying – “if you want to see what someone is really like, look at their friends” – or something like that. I think the same can be said of what we take photos of. The skill of a photographer lies not in simply taking ‘good’ photos, but in selecting and editing those photos, and in choosing which ones to display. A photograph does not make a photographer; direction, objectives, images and ‘feel’ – these perhaps are some steps in the right direction but are not all-inclusive. It’s difficult to define a photographer. It’s certainly a subjective issue, but perhaps there are elements we can all agree on.

What I’m trying to say is this: photographs are great, taking them is unlimited fun and everyone should enjoy it. But please, we don’t need documented evidence of all your boring exploits. Enjoy gigs without living through the lens, and practice your craft, develop your ideas and do your research before you go around branding yourself a photographer.

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Book Blogs

You can thank David Karp for attempting to (albeit, indirectly) inject a little literary culture into the social networking frenzy that has dominated our internet history and depressingly, our consciousnesses, with his creation, ‘tumblr’. For those of you unfamiliar with this, it initially seems like another procrastination tool that we surrender our mental wellbeing to, in favour of hours of staring at a computer screen, waving goodbye to our degrees – that is of course, after checking your Facebook notifications and Twitter feed. However this particular social networking site has an ever-so-slightly more sophisticated twist, offering users a chance to express themselves through ‘micro-blogs’, which many have incidentally chosen to fill with expressions of their love for the written word. All that is required is to type ‘tumblr’ and ‘literature’ into a search engine and you will be presented with pages of results filled with literature-lovers the world-over. Like its rival Twitter, users are given the choice of becoming a pseudo-stalker by choosing to ‘follow’ any of these pages, thereby being informed on a continuous basis of the newest additions to these pages. Many follow the theme of posting their favourite quotes or extracts from classic books or authors, or even adding their own personal works of prose and poetry. A little more civilised than the genius of the average ‘frape’? Probably. However like Facebook, the tumblr literature scene has been infiltrated by the notorious ‘memes’ which have ignited so much debate recently, (though I’m the last person to tell you whether or not they are being used, ‘correctly’), with one irritating example complaining of the clearly blatant ignorance of the general public for not knowing that ‘wherefore art thou Romeo?’ does not in fact mean, ‘where are you Romeo?’ (If this is news to you, look it up. It was news to me too). Obviously, tumblr is a more creative outlet for the youth of today than its fellow networking sites, considering 50% of all tumblr users are under 25. However, whilst it seems a more mature version of the typical networking site we are used to, if it is literary enlightenment you are after, it is probably best to adopt the old fashioned method, and simply read some books.

Review: Northwest Corner – John Burnham Schwartz. 4 stars.

Twelve years after a tragic accident that lead to prison time and estrangement from his family, Dwight Arno receives a visit from his son Sam. Deeply unhappy and misanthropic (due in no small part to his father’s crime and disappearance) Sam has grievously injured a man in a bar fight and his future hangs in the balance. What follows is a pretty unflinching examination of a family taken to the very limit of their emotional endurance.
Northwest Corner is an excellent novel and tells its story maturely and skilfully; the rich prose delving deep into the inner worlds of its protagonists without becoming too self-indulgent. The dialogue is clipped and realistic, contrasting nicely with the characters’ tortured mental states and lending the novel a great tension that a more harmonious approach to dialogue and narration would dilute. However, as is always the danger with this style of writing, Northwest Corner’s prose can at times descend into long lists of extraneous similes and occasionally overwrought cliché (a mark of light on Sam’s cheek is described in the narration as ‘the unconscious brand of his goodness’) which clashes with the novel’s quiet grittiness.
While Dwight is certainly the protagonist, Northwest Corner is an ensemble piece, each chapter told from the point of view of one of the principle characters. It is here that Dwight’s ex-wife Ruth emerges as the novel’s most compellingly tragic character. Undergoing chemo therapy following a lumpectomy, Ruth’s horror at her rapidly deteriorating body is forcibly superseded by her son’s crime and her ex-con ex-husband’s re-emergence into their lives. Schwartz does an excellent job of giving Ruth a vitality that she, as a recovering cancer victim and the collateral damage of her husband and son’s mistakes, should by rights not possess.
Dwight (whose chapters are the only ones told in first person) is a sympathetic and well-written protagonist but his fallibility and machismo prevent him from having the kind of heroic presence within the story that Ruth does. While this is clearly a deliberate and effective narrative decision, the novel fumbles in its attempt to take a similar tack with Sam characterisation. Sam is clearly supposed to share his father’s machismo and reticence but in attempting to show this fallibility in an undiluted form Schwartz has created a somewhat shallow caricature of a young man.
However, with the novel’s emphasis clearly being on adulthood, parenthood and coming to terms with regret, the strong characterisation of Dwight and Ruth, the compelling prose and the dark subject matter overshadows and overpowers its failings.

Online academy aims to “make education available to all”

Following last week’s report that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology is launching a free course, which is studied and assessed completely online, another new online educational development, the Khan Academy, is also rapidly increasing in popularity.

The Khan Academy is a US-based free online tuition service, which allows students of any age to develop their knowledge on a wide range of subjects, test themselves and chart their own progress.

The free-to-use website contains thousands of step-by-step videos which help to explain different topics, from maths and science to the humanities. 85 million videos have been downloaded so far and there are currently 3.5 million people using the website each month.

Shantanu Sinha, Khan Academy president and chief operating officer, says that the project is part of a “major transformation” in education.

He says: “It’s being transformed by accessibility.” An internet connection is now the only thing required for students to study, regardless of where they live.

“Access to information will be like access to clean running water. A great education will be seen as a basic human necessity.”

Sinha sees portable tablets as the key in this new accessibility of education. “The intimacy, the portability, the low cost” make them very student friendly.

The website, which has received financial backing from both Bill Gates and Google, is not aiming to replace schools, universities or teachers, but does raise questions about the future functions of schools or universities, especially with the increasingly higher tuition fees.

While select educational institutions already make lectures available online through iTunes U, the Khan Academy download figures make it seem irrelevant.

Almost a million lectures and sets of course materials are being downloaded everyday from 1,000 universities around the world, including Harvard, Oxford, Stanford, NASA and the Open University.

As Liam Burns, president of the National Union of Students wrote in relation to MIT’s new course, Khan Academy “throws open learning on a scale never imagined before.”

While this is a large development in the face of increased university fees, it also reveals the tensions conventional education has with the abundance of online material available.

William Dutton of the Oxford Internet Institute at the University of Oxford says that traditional universities have struggled to find a balance between their teaching and the way that young people now gather information.

He says: “Universities have not figured out how to integrate online information into courses.”

Professor Dutton expects the future to hold a shift for all universities towards “blended” learning, using both face-to-face teaching and online learning.

Shantanu Sinha’s central aim with the Khan Academy is ensuring that as many people have the chance to access the core teaching materials that they need, in the most useful form, regardless of income or geography.

“Everyone deserves an education,” says Sinha.

 

 

 

Kidnapper jailed in torture case

A fourth man has been jailed for the abduction and torture of a Salford man.

Isaac Nathan Hodges, 23, pleaded guilty to kidnap, blackmail and false imprisonment. He was sentenced to ten years in prison.

Three men have previously been convicted in relation to the same case.

The victim’s ordeal occurred in November 2009, when he was abducted from outside his home.

He was leaving his flat at the Fusion Apartments in Salford when he noticed that he was being followed by four men in a dark car.

As he was waiting for the gates to open, one of the men punched through the passenger window of his car.

Terrified, he sped away, but was eventually cornered, dragged from his own vehicle, and forced into the back of the kidnappers car.

A bag was then put on his head to prevent him seeing where he was while the kidnappers drove him to an address in Ashton-under-Lyne.

Two more men were waiting inside, and on arrival he was thrown on the floor and tied up with cable. He was told that they were to demand a ransom from his family.

The victim was scolded with boiling water and stabbed in the leg, as well as being punched and stamped on throughout the six-hour ordeal.

He was forced to call his brother asking for the ransom, which was then collected by the kidnappers at a meeting-point in Ardwick.

The victim only escaped to safety when he was left alone briefly. He managed to untie the cable around his hands and run to a house next door.

He remained in hospital for three days following his escape.

Detective Constable Dan Worthington said: “The impact of this incident on the victim cannot be overstated, so it is only right that these offenders have today been given lengthy sentences.

“Since the police received the report, we have had to work very hard on this investigation, with particular assistance from the Crown Prosecution Service and Forensic Science Service and I hope today’s result will help the victim’s recovery.”

 

Private university defies application slump whilst parent company has faced US investigation.

The private institution BPP University College has seen applications for undergraduate places soar by 139 percent this year, while most publicly funded universities in England have seen a substantial drop in applications.

The University welcomed the rise in applications, stating that it: “indicates that students still feel that there is quality, affordable education available to them in the UK.”

BPP recently announced it was offering degree programmes for between £5,000 and £6,000 a year for 2012-2013. With the government’s fee rise taking affect from 2012, this means that BPP will undercut the price of every degree programme from an English state funded university.

The coalition government has looked to encourage more private universities into the higher education sector. But there have been serious concerns raised about whether for-profit companies really have quality education as their first priority.

The Apollo Education Group, the US based company which owns BPP University College has been the subject of undercover investigations by the US Government Accountability Office over aggressive recruitment tactics and misleading information on graduate prospects.

The 2010 report alleged that Apollo’s “college representatives exaggerated undercover applicants’ potential salary after graduation and failed to provide clear information about the college’s program duration, costs, or graduation rate.”

“Admissions staff used other deceptive practices, such as pressuring applicants to sign a contract for enrollment before allowing them to speak to a financial advisor about program cost and financing options,” the report continues.

An even more damning report from the US Department of Education found that employees at Apollo’s University of Phoenix felt the institution lost all student focus and became solely profit driven after it was listed on the New York Stock Exchange.

Students at the University of Phoenix were reported to have been misled over the extent of government funding available to them to support their studies. The 2004 investigation also found evidence that the University “kept students in class even though they were unable to perform”.

The Department of Education’s figures show a graduation rate of 16 percent at the University of Phoenix, well below the national average of 55 percent.

Serious claims against Apollo’s business practices have been widespread. As far back as 2004, they were the largest focus of a series of investigations and reports by state and federal agencies.

Last year Apollo was fined $300 million for withholding from shareholders a damning report authored by the US Education Department that said the company was illegally paying recruiters on the basis of enrollment numbers.

Carl Lygo, CEO of BPP College has dismissed claims that introducing private providers into the education mix is a danger to the quality of UK universities.

“The US has some of the world’s best private universities: Harvard, Princeton, Stanford, MIT”, he says.

But there is a significant distinction in the US between private universities such as Ivy League institutions and the for-profit outfits that have been at the centre of educational and business malpractice allegations.

An American higher education advocacy group, the AACRAO, has been highly critical of the vast majority of these for-profit institutions. They are accused of “offering completely worthless programs” that “don’t meet the traditional standards of quality”.

“Millions of students have stepped forward to better themselves and ended up with crushing debt and no enhanced wage-making capability,” said Barmak Nassirian, associate executive director of the AACRAO.

BPP have insisted that their operation is entirely separate to the Apollo Group US and that strict government regulations ensure the quality of the education they offer.

Speaking to The Mancunion, a spokesman for the Department of Business, Innovation and Skills stressed that there was “quite a different regulatory system in the UK than in America at the moment but also we have the QA, the Quality Assurance Agency.” The QAA’s purpose is to “safeguard standards and improve the quality of UK higher education”, according to its website.

For its part, the academic community remains skeptical about the quality of education offered by private institutions like BPP. An open letter in the Daily Telegraph last month bearing the signatures of 500 UK academics warned that students would be offered “derisory graduation rates, crushing levels of debts and degrees of dubious value.”

First year student launches T-shirt range

A first year student from the University of Manchester has launched a business designing and selling T-shirts.

Jamie Thompson, a first year Economics student set up website www.bassicclothing.co.uk with designer and friend Asif Sheikh from his native Newcastle, and have began selling t-shirts of their own design.

With a penchant for cartoon-style designs, Sheikh and Thompson found inspiration from their childhood.

“The designs are influenced by things from our childhood like Daffy Duck, Mickey Mouse and Disney,” said Thompson, “we are trying to take something everyone is familiar with and putting a twist on it – turning it into something they would want to wear out.”

The website was launched on February 14, and they want to expand the business venture, looking for potential stores in both Manchester and Leeds.

Although making money from Bassic Clothing while still at university may not be realistic, said Thompson, he is optimistic and hopes to establish something for when he leaves university.

“Ideally, I would like to be able to make a living from clothes,” he said. “I’ve had people come up and comment on our t-shirts in the street and it just gives you such a good feeling.

“It’s a really good feeling seeing people wearing your t-shirts.”

 

Arrests made over seven armed robberies in student areas

Three arrests have been made over the armed robberies of seven different people in the early hours of Saturday 8 February across South Manchester.

The spate of robberies taking place in Fallowfield, Withington and Chorlton launched a major police investigation and police patrols of the areas were increased. No one was hurt but all the victims have been left badly shaken.

The first attack happened in Platt Fields Park at 1.40am where three men threatened an 18-year-old woman and a 19-year-old man at gunpoint, stole their property and walked off towards Wilmslow Road.

At 2am a 20-year-old man was assaulted during an attempted robbery on Ladybarn Lane in Fallowfield, suffering head injuries.

15 minutes later a woman was threatened with a gun and pushed to the floor on Derby Road, also in Fallowfield. The three men ran off empty handed.

Just before three o’clock a man was threatened and robbed at gun point on Moorfield Road, Withington and at 4.10am police were called to Barlow Moor Road, Chorlton after another man was threatened and robbed by a man with a gun.

A report of another man threatened by three men with a gun on Manchester Road, Chorlton is also being investigated.

Superintendent Wasim Chaudhry said, “These are a serious set of offences that we are treating as top priority and I will use whatever resources are required to indentify the offenders and bring them to justice.

On Saturday evening two 18-year-old men and a 23 year-old-man were arrested. Two imitation firearms were also later recovered.

Supt Chaudhry reassured local residents: “There will be a visible police presence in the areas and if anyone has any concerns they should speak to one of the officers.”

Hannah Patterson, the Welfare officer of University of Manchester’s Student’s Union gave students the following advice saying students should be “aware of your surroundings, making sure if you can that if you’re walking home you aren’t on your own or you’re taking taxis. Not flaunting expensive items, not walking around on your phone.”

She also wanted to reassure students that the police have been active, having 60 police officers deployed in Fallowfield each day last week, and overall, there has been a 12 percent decrease in crime against students this year.

Greater Manchester Police, the three students’ unions and the council are working in a partnership called ‘the student safe return strategy’ to reduce the amount of crime against students in Manchester. Manchester student homes, the security officers at both universities, the communications officers at both universities and the council are also involved in working against crime in student areas.