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Year: 2017

Manchester City 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur

With Liverpool losing at the hands of a Swansea City resurgence, and Manchester United only just salvaging a point against Stoke City, the door was left wide open for Tottenham and Manchester City to take advantage and climb the table. A frustrating day for the Blues left them with a point, whilst Tottenham will feel much the happier of the two.

If this game was a film… La La Land

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Okay a loose link this week. That’s half because of my lack of originality, and half because I really, really, really wanted to tell you all about this very cute thing that Pep Guardiola did. For his birthday on Wednesday he took some of the team, including Raheem Sterling and Leroy Sané, who played excellently today, to the Printworks to all watch La La Land together. You know why? Because musicals are cool and I don’t want to hear you say otherwise!

InSané Performance

Leroy Sané had a particularly impressive performance from start to finish, as his skill was matched by his positional ability! The German under-21 international was put back into the team to hit Spurs with pace. Along with Raheem Sterling, they worked magic for the first half, as the Spurs defence could not handle their pace. Sané opened the scoring, after asking for Kevin de Bruyne to loop the ball over to him. He did. Hugo Lloris came rushing out but got a migraine on the way, so Sané could simply tap the ball past him into an open goal.

Flappy Birds

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You know when they deleted Flappy Birds and you could sell your phone for millions on eBay if it was still downloaded? Hugo Lloris’ price-tag went up a few million that day too. After an almighty blunder for Leroy Sané’s goal, Lloris was consistent as he did it again for Kevin de Bruyne’s goal. Raheem Sterling drilled the ball across the six-yard box and Lloris comfortably collected the ball. Then he remembered the Snickers he’d left out of the fridge at home, and wondered if it had melted. He dropped the ball and de Bruyne tapped in.

Comeback

Against the run of play Tottenham got themselves a goal from courtesy of a Dele Alli header. A beauty of a cross from Kyle Walker landed on Alli’s head and there was nothing that Claudio Bravo could have done. Alli had moments before pushed Nicolas Otamendi to the ground; many in the stadium called for a red. A red would have been harsh though.

Frustration

I used to play Frustration with my sister and then storm off when I couldn’t do it. I think a lot of fans in the Etihad Stadium today almost did very similar when the referee Andre Marriner did not spot a clear shove on Raheem Sterling when through on goal. Sterling managed to stay on his feet but it put him off balance and the shot went straight to Lloris. It was a clear penalty, that Kyle Walker admitted to after the game. Sixty seconds later Son had scored at the other end and the Blues fans were sick to the stomach.

Jesus Cameo

On for his debut, Gabriel Jesus came on for the last ten minutes. Within two minutes he’d got on the end of a Kevin de Bruyne cross and scored! The crowd went wild, and Jesus celebrated madly running around the stadium. Jesus was actually in an Uber home still high fiving people out the rolled-down window, when he realised that it was offside. Despite that though, Jesus really impressed in his little cameo, showing speed, skill and that killer instinct. I’m looking forward to seeing what he’s made of, but also to make lots of near-the-line-Jesus-puns throughout the rest of the season.

Chances

There were masses of chances for City, especially in the first half. A personal favourite being when right back Pablo Zabaleta almost scored with a long range effort! The Argentinian isn’t best known for his goals but de Bruyne pulled back from a corner and he drilled it just wide.

Quotes of the Presser 

PEP GUARDIOLA: 

“When we miss a lot of chances, the referee doesn’t matter… I know you like honest people and I think Walker was, and Raheem was” — on the penalty decision that was not given by the referee. Kyle Walker admitted to pushing Sterling after the game.

“After Everton, we were out [of the Premier League title race]” then he added that he was still never going to give up.

“I am sad for the players again because when we play shit, I say we play shit, but it has not been the case for a few games… maybe in the future this will make the club stronger… these kinds of games these kind of situations.”

“We performed outstanding. It was déjà vu game.”

Presidential pondering: A philosophical analysis

Obama’s 2008 election was probably the first time so many of the millennial generation followed politics in any detail. Personally, the momentous campaign drew me in from the start. America’s financial instability just prior to Obama taking office had enormous implications to the functioning of the world economy; the American middle-class family was under threat and the working-class family faced virtually insurmountable odds to recovery.

But the Obama campaign rallied around the idealism of hope, the spirit of American perseverance and the brave inclusive responsibility that was required. What followed was, undoubtedly, eight years of mature and consequential governing, whether you feel Obama’s administration was a net benefit or a net loss (I happen to take the prior view).

These lessons from the grafting experience of holding a government together in one of America’s most turbulent periods in national politics were taken on board and fully accepted by the Hillary Clinton campaign. But this acceptance turned out to be of less relevance than analysts and academics had suggested. Indeed, Clinton was the perfect opponent for Trump who, much like the Leave campaign in the UK, managed to galvanise the ‘left behind’ — a significant group of the electorate that felt ignored by the political establishment.

As Slovenian philosopher Slavoj Žižek’s interpretation of Walter Benjamin’s old thesis goes: “Behind every fascism is a failed revolution.” Without descending (or ascending, as the case may be) into an indulgent adaptation of Hegelian political philosophy, it is certainly an apt diagnosis of the clutch moment in politics we are experiencing.

The radical centre that stand for what now seem like banally accepted liberal values are completely and explicitly serving the interest of a Western neo-liberal capitalism. As Tariq Ali describes them, they have become victims of their own success in perpetuating their established power.

Much like the 1930s, moderate orthodoxy has not provided satisfying answers to the economic problems (as well as fears of security and war) that have lingered even after a recovery from crisis. What remains from the rubble is a direct confrontation between two radicalisms – in this case, it is Trump’s authoritarian American exceptionalism versus a Sanders-esque, 21st century ethical socialism. On one hand, we have a strongman who subverts established public morality as an unapologetically vulgar and arrogant businessman, and on the other, a long-time campaigner of social rights movements. The only similarity between them is that they challenge the lethargic stupor of political elites, as figures of the Leave campaign did in the UK right, and Corbyn did on the UK left.

Hence, this dichotomy is not limited to the US election. But it is also not limited to the current political climate: similar scenarios have occurred since Plato’s time. In fact, Plato’s Republic brings to light the contradiction in democracy that is evident in the post-truth populism we are now seeing (there is an argument that all political theories run into contradictions after they have been accepted as default ‘truths’ for a while).

In Plato’s dialogue, Socrates asserts that “tyranny is probably established out of no other regime than a democracy.” His argument was centred on the values that democracy purports — equality and freedom. As democracy grows and more freedom and equality is achieved in all sectors of society but economic inequality remains, it runs the risk of repealing itself. Every kind of inequality that is left in this gradually liberalising society is despised, and elites are treated as suspect and conspiratorial.

This is fertile ground for a tyrant-in-waiting to mobilise a cult following and offer up himself as the sole solution. This is where the autocracy and rule-by-decree begins. People can ‘rest easy’ knowing that there is a powerhead that will rejuvenate the nation. They no longer have to worry about the state of democracy, because it has turned in on itself.

Fact and truth become subservient to national interest and rhetoric and the appearance of power takes precedence over diplomacy and long-term politicking. Most importantly, with Trump, the façade of ‘draining the swamp’ is more impactful than the fact that, during his oath of office, he was virtually hand-in-hand with the elites of the Republican Party and transnational corporations. If this does not remind you of Orwell’s Animal Farm, it is time to read it again.

In an attempt to be terse, Trump is repulsive. But it is these indictments to a political system that should act as motivation to change it. If the state of politics were eternally blissful, there would be no reason for anybody to feel righteous indignation or interest in playing a part in changing it for the better. This is why one can envisage a counter-attack from the millions of Sanders supporters, who would do a good job to provide a vision for people that will see that Trump is a fraud when he cannot deliver on the high expectations he continues to provide for himself.

Further suggestive of the possibility of a pendulum swing in US politics is this analysis by Nicholas Kristoff of the New York Times during inauguration week: “Voters are fickle and promiscuous, suffering an eight-year itch for a fling with someone who is the opposite of their last infatuation. Sick of Bill Clinton, we turned to a Texas governor who was utterly different. Eight years later, weary of George W. Bush, we elected his polar opposite, a liberal black law professor. And now we’ve elected Obama’s antipode.” Perhaps Trump’s antipode awaits…

Tracks of the week: 16th January

‘Tummy Ache’ – Diet Cig

New York ‘slop-pop’ duo have always been happy to call people out for their nonsense over the course of their short career so far, but on ‘Tummy Ache’, the new single from their forthcoming debut Swear I’m Good at This, things feel a little different. Singer Alex Luciano’s charming yelp is as compelling as ever, but here the riffs are grungier and the subject matter weightier. Leaving snobby ex-boyfriends and lousy dinner dates in the past, here Luciano is all about ‘radical softness’ and the difficulties associated with carving out her own space in the macho DIY punk scene. With songs this good, Diet Cig and like-minded contemporaries PWR BTTM just might succeed.

 

‘Star Roving’ – Slowdive

Though they’ve been touring the the last few years, it’s been twenty-two years since Slowdive last put out any new music. Comeback track ‘Star Roving’ overlooks the experimentation that characterised their swansong, 1995’s Pygmalion, and looks back to the loud, reverberating shoegaze that they made their name on. The return of beloved bands is always an intimidating prospect, but this track oozes confidence: after a bright, minute-long introduction that adds layer after layer of guitars, the track introduces a driving rhythm and soaring vocals. It’s considerably brighter and more anthemic than anything else they’ve put out before. Unfortunately, it’s curiously bloodless: lacking any of the queasy romance and weightless feel that made their prior peaks so memorable, this track ends up feeling like a somewhat generic alternative-rock song.

 

‘Wild Fire’ – Laura Marling

A new cut from upcoming album Semper Femina, this track takes a few steps away from Marling’s characteristically English folk towards the sweet soul of the USA. Borrowing some vocal affectations from Bob Dylan, Marling complements the song with some clean guitars and soft keyboards, giving the song a warm and laid-back tone. Marling comes across as a wise figure imparting some wisdom on those around her: she sings “you want to get high? You overcome those desires before you come to me”, promising “I can take that all away”. In a press release, Marling explains; “I started out writing Semper Femina as if a man was writing about a woman. And then I thought…I don’t need to pretend it’s a man to justify the intimacy of the way I’m looking and feeling about women”, suggesting a subversion of traditional musical tropes in favour of an empathetic approach that is well complemented by the warm instrumentation on this song.

 

‘New York’ – Peter Silberman

It’s been a long time since anybody’s heard the Antlers frontman Peter Silberman sing in such a sparse context, having been happier to surround himself with soulful brass, post-rock bluster and hazy electronics for his full-band efforts. For his upcoming solo record Impermanence, Silberman strips things down and puts his silky, fragile voice at the forefront, accompanied by softly reverbed guitars and some swelling strings at the song’s climax. Once again he is lonely and pensive, on this track ruminating over half-memories of New York, a city that fits with the album’s titular theme. It’s comforting to know that, coming from a band better known for their complex, fussed-over instrumentals, that Silberman can be just as compelling in the format of a stripped-down ballad.

 

‘I Don’t Ever Wanna Leave California’ – Allison Crutchfield

After spending most of her musical career sharing the spotlight with her sister and sometimes-collaborator Katie Crutchfield of Waxahatchee or her former band Swearin’, Allison Crutchfield is finally stepping out of their shadow to release some music under her own name. Turns out it’s surprisingly sunny: she’s ditched the stormy punk of her previous projects for surf guitars, lilting vocals and sugary keyboards. It’s a surprisingly flattering change of style, if highly reminiscent of her sister’s foray into bright, keyboard driven pop on the Waxahatchee song ‘La Loose’. Apparently this is a big week for location-based metaphors, because alongside Peter Silberman’s ruminations on New York, Crutchfield uses California as a metaphor for a relationship that’s long been past its prime but she can’t bring herself to end anyhow: “I’m really starting to hate you and anyways I am looking to move…I keep confusing love and nostalgia.”

Album: The xx – I See You

Released 13th January via Young Turks

7/10

I See You is the third album from the London based indie band The xx. Surging into stardom in the late 2000’s, The xx is known for minimalistic production and sedated beats. However, this latest effort is their most musically complex to date.

With each subsequent release, it becomes obvious that Jamie XX is incorporating more and more electronic elements into the band’s tracks. Their self titled debut album was noted for using very few artificial components, employing a laid back acoustic style. The follow up, Coexist, a more atmospheric work, is a perfect middle ground between the two.

A key difference between this album and those before it is the use of samples. In order to easily transition from studio to concert, Jamie and co previously restricted the variety of their arrangements, however this is not the case for I See You. Using samples has allowed them to create a sound which is not only catchy but also familiar, and as a result we see some surprisingly lively tracks such as lead single ‘On Hold’. Released at the tail end of 2016, ‘On Hold’ wonderfully samples Hall and Oates’ 1981 hit ‘I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)’, becoming by far the poppiest track in The xx’s discography.

Another new aspect is the use of additional accompaniment. The ballad ‘Performance’ beautifully uses strings to add to its emotional nature, discussing the illusion of pretending to be fine when in reality everything is falling apart. Furthermore, ‘Lips’ has a wonderful choral backing which is unlike anything we’ve seen from them before. Featuring a sample of David Lang’s ‘Just’, guitarist/vocalist Romy Madley Croft explained how the lyrics were written around the beat, which presented them with new challenges.

Unfortunately, there are a few minor issues in the album, most notably the sudden endings to a few of the songs such as ‘A Violent Noise’ and ‘Say Something Loving’. It comes off as lazy songwriting and is immensely disappointing given the excellent build-ups present. Additionally the vocal chemistry between Romy and Oliver seems nonexistent at times, especially in ‘Say Something Loving’. This leads to the emotive and often hard-hitting lyrics not having as much of an impact as intended.

Shortcomings aside, I See You is the xx’s best album to date. They seem to be taking more risks by increasing the number of layers used and it pays off, creating a more mature and compositionally richer sound. The finale, ‘Test Me’, is a testament to the band’s previous struggles and a signal that they are far from finished.

Live: Shura

9th December at Academy 2

5/10

After releasing her debut album earlier in the year, Shura rounded off her year in her home town. Between asides to the crowd about growing up in ‘Alty’, she played a set of her own brand of synth-pop. From the first song, it was clear why Shura has been on heavy rotation both at Radio 1 and 6 Music: the easily accessible pop music fits well into the Radio 1 A and B lists whilst Shura’s unique queer perspective in her lyrics appeals to the 6 Music crowd.

Yet the music often has interesting textures adding more complexity to her radio-friendly dance pop. Queer lyrics are in plentiful supply, the song ‘311215’ features a quiet spoken word interlude and the ending to ‘2Shy’ sounds like early U2. There are definitely enough interesting elements to get your teeth into. But barely.

The main problem with the show, and Shura’s music in general, is that there isn’t enough to get into. She has her moments sure, but after half a dozen very similar songs about heartbreak and love in a row, her queer perspective stops being a perspective and becomes a novelty. It stops being interesting and, since novelties tend to wear off, you end up being left with not very much. Just simplistic synth pop.

The band’s stage presence doesn’t help matters either. Make no mistake, Shura is often funny and charming, but when you and your band stand static onstage, you don’t add anything extra to your performance. However, you did get the sense that Shura did feel passionate about her final show of 2016, especially when playing to a home crowd. Unfortunately, that wasn’t enough to keep the ultimately disappointing show interesting.

Live: The Julie Ruin

4th December at Gorilla

7.5/10

As a punk performer, you’d think Kathleen Hanna may be struggling in 2016. With her band Bikini Kill, she was the figurehead of the Riot Grrrl movement of ’90s DIY music, not to mention being a poster child for third wave feminism. Now Riot Grrrl is twenty-five years old, and Hanna now has the decidedly non-punk matter of a ‘legacy’ to contend with. This leaves many artists crushed by the weight of their past successes: fans are left disappointed, crestfallen that they’re not as good as they were ‘back in the day’.

However, The Julie Ruin are the exception to this rule. The most commendable thing about the show was how it never felt like a victory lap. Old ground was never covered. Hanna talked openly about Trump (her brand of political punk rock runs deep), but also the election in Austria and the tragic fire at DIY venue The Ghost Ship in Oakland, CA. There was no trying to be relevant: The Julie Ruin are relevant!

The music played throughout the night was also diverse. Ranging from standard garage rock in songs such as ‘I Decide’ and ‘Mr So and So’, to the dancey, electroclash style of Le Tigre in ‘Time Is Up’. The highlight of the show was the set closer of ‘Rebel Girl’. It may be Hanna’s biggest song, but seeing it being played never felt like an obligation or a chore for them. Hanna and the crowd sung it as loud and energetic as possible, not caring who was watching.

Overall, what stuck out about The Julie Ruin is their unabashed enthusiasm. Even on occasional slip-ups, mainly a butchered version of Courtney Barnett’s ‘Pedestrian At Best’, it’s hard to judge them too harshly. With Hanna wigging out in every song, and Kenny Mellman, the keyboardist, thrashing the keys in a shirt and shorts covered in rainbows and dolphins, how can you not enjoy them play?

Album: The Flaming Lips – Oczy Mlody

If The Flaming Lips are experts in anything, it would be experimental, psychedelic music. So, when frontman Wayne Coyne described their new album, Oczy Mlody, as “Syd Barrett meets A$AP Rocky … trapped in a fairy tale from the future”, you can tell this is an accurate assessment. Oczy Mlody combines together 60s style psychedelic guitars, along with distorted drum machines, with limited success.

The highlight of the album is its four singles. ‘How??’ feels like the Blade Runner soundtrack smashed together with Pink Floyd’s The Wall. ‘The Castle’ is an unashamedly just the Rolling Stone’s ‘She’s A Rainbow’ with heavy electronic drums, but it works well. The best track of the four is ‘We A Family’. With Miley Cyrus’ distorted vocals, colourful melodies and spidery guitar riffs, this track’s a total romp. The reason these singles work so well is that this is where the Flaming Lips’ ambitions are on full display. Syd and A$AP do meet and they are indeed throwing a giant party.

On the other hand, much of rest of the album is made up of experimental instrumentals. Those that work well feel cinematic: the titular opening track ‘Oczy Mlody’ is a short, ambient track, reminiscent of the cold, creepy electronic score from John Carpenter films. ‘Galaxy I Sink’ combines tremolo-heavy, reverbating guitar work with overwhelming horns and strings, making something that’s straight out of Sergio Leone western.

However, whilst the instrumental type tracks are experimental and ambiguous, most of them don’t work. ‘One Night While Hunting for Faeries and Witches and Wizards to Kill’ is six minutes long and is decidedly one-note. ‘Listening to the Frogs With Demon Eyes’ is seven and a half minutes long, and all you end up wondering is “Where is this going?”, only to realise it’s not going anywhere and you never want to listen to it again. Just dull.

Partly why these tracks are so frustrating is because there is a genuinely good, 40 minute album in here somewhere. The four singles are great and the instrumentals that stick the landing really add something to Oczy Mlody. Yet, these tracks add nothing to the album and only end up disrupting the flow that this album may have had. Overall, it is a good album, but barely.

6/10

MUFC Ratings: Manchester United vs Liverpool

The faceoff between two of the most historically successful clubs in England was always going to attract attention. This time, however, both Manchester United and Liverpool are just a few steps away from getting back to their ‘historic’ best. Going into the fixture, United boasted a nine match winning streak in all competitions while Liverpool, despite faltering recently, looked daunting up in third place. Although, with this rivalry, form really does mean nothing. In the 80’s, the Red side from Manchester often stole points off the Scousers, while they repaid that favour in the 90’s, despite not being as strong.

Jose Mourinho, after rotating his side for Reading and Hull City, reverted back to his strongest starting eleven from the past two months. From a tactical point of view, however, Jürgen Klopp had done his homework. The German knew that if he targeted his ‘gegenpressing’ on Michael Carrick’s distribution then he could cut off United’s counter attacks before they began. This worked effectively for Liverpool, and they subsequently dictated the tempo for much of the first half.

When Paul Pogba was pressured into handling the ball inside the area, the ever reliable James Milner dispatched his

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penalty confidently and gave Liverpool the advantage heading into the break. Mourinho sent on Wayne Rooney, chasing a record-breaking 250th goal, for Carrick in the second half to ‘reverse the pyramid’ of United’s midfield and counter Liverpool’s high press. The Portuguese’s in-game management switched the momentum of the game back into the Red Devil’s favour, and Mourinho’s men managed to dominate the chances and territory for the rest of the game.

United managed to scrape one goal back, courtesy of a smartly cushioned Zlatan Ibrahimović header, but could not break through Liverpool’s deep defensive line for a second time. A 1-1 result was a fair reflection on both teams and will probably be accepted by both teams’ fans at this stage in the season. United still have a long way to go if they want to disrupt the current teams in Champions League positions, while Liverpool slipped further behind the rampant Chelsea in their bid for the title.

 

Player Ratings

GK: David De Gea: 8

Was called upon too many times for comfort, commanded his penalty area with real authority, and made some very good saves in both halves. His distribution, in particular, was fantastic as his kicks and throws were often at the beginning of promising United counter attacks.

RB: Antonio Valencia: 8

One of only a few United players who could walk away with full confidence that they had put in a shift. Very solid defensively against the rotating forwards that he faced. Valencia made the joint most tackles of any defender on the pitch (3) and was one of United’s most dangerous attacking outlets. His cross to Ibrahimović for the equaliser exhibited his smart offensive positioning and composure. The Ecuadorian has deserved his contract extensive for his sublime consistency this season.

RCB: Phil Jones: 7

A very decent game from the player who was so close to leaving the club last summer. Jones has showed consistency this season, however, the ex-Blackburn Rovers defender showed that he is not completely dependable yet. His loss of concentration in the 25th minute led to Liverpool’s corner which soon after became a penalty. Other than that, Jones won the second most aerial duels of any player on the pitch (7) whilst putting in two tackles and three interceptions along the way.

LCB: Marcos Rojo: 7

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It feels slightly uncomfortable to type this but Rojo was a much needed addition to the first team against Liverpool. His no-nonsense style helped United out of a few sticky situations, making a gigantic twelve clearances in the process. The Argentine looks more composed on the ball than he ever has before, which helped United play out of Liverpool’s aggressive pressing.

LB: Matteo Darmian: 7

Looked reasonably comfortable defensively but struggled to support Antony Martial effectively at the opposite end of the pitch. His reluctance to overlap with penetrative runs often means that United switch the play to Valencia, who can make those direct runs. With Luke Shaw set for another chance at the left back position, it looks unlikely that Darmian will be as depended upon as he has been for the previous two months.

CDM: Michael Carrick: 5

Really struggled in his regista role against Liverpool’s ‘gegenpressing’. His pace and inability to shift the ball quickly saw him dispossessed a dangerous amount of times, which led to his subsequent substitution for Wayne Rooney at half time. The Geordie excels when he has more time on the ball, something Mourinho will have to remember the next time United face a high pressure opposition.

RCM: Ander Herrera: 8

Like Valencia, Herrera has become one of Mourinho’s dependable men, along with Zlatan and Pogba. His dynamism and industry in the middle helped paper over the horror show performances of Pogba and Carrick. Made the joint most tackles of anyone on the pitch (5) and the joint most interceptions (4). At the opposite end of the pitch the Spaniard played a good ball into Henrikh Mkhitaryan just before half time which should have led to a United equaliser.

LCM: Paul Pogba: 4

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A shadow of the figure who strutted over Old Trafford so confidently over the last two months. Had the worst pass accuracy of any United player at 71%, was dispossessed a further three times on top of that and gave away the penalty with a needless handball. Completed zero dribbles and zero key passes, which is very unlike the Frenchman. Pogba, and his fans, will be hoping this was a one-off with his haircut now being paraded around the Old Trafford advertisement boards like a new global sponsor.

RM: Henrikh Mkhitaryan: 6

A very ‘meh’ game from the Armenian who tore Tottenham Hotspurs apart just over a month ago. While his direct running and subtle movement created plenty of attacking opportunities, his sloppiness often let him down. Should have scored at the end of the first half and was moved to an auxiliary left back role during the second half, where, surprisingly, he looked his most effective. Was dispossessed the joint most of anyone on the pitch (6).

LM: Antony Martial: 6

Like Mkhitaryan, Martial had an up and down game. Started very brightly with his weaving runs but ran out of ideas very quickly when his dribbles were not coming off. Made a hospital pass in the 25th minute which very nearly put United in a deep hole. Was hauled off by Mourinho at the hour mark for the more insightful Juan Mata.

ST: Zlatan Ibrahimović: 7

While Ibra’s lack of movement can be infuriating at times, his genius is subtle, as shown again against Liverpool. Almost scored from a bullet free kick in the 32nd minute and managed to grasp United’s equaliser with a stooping header of underrated difficultly.

 

Subs

Wayne Rooney: 6

Added more steel to United’s attacking link-up play and got involved from the get-go. Missed a few half chances but put in a very good cross for Fellaini to head against the post. Still looks unlikely to be a regular starter for the Red Devils.

Juan Mata: 6

Came on a drifted around seamlessly, picking good forward passes to Ibrahimović and Rooney. Was unable to add the touch of quality which United needed to steal all three points.

Marouane Fellaini: N/A

Sent on as Mourinho’s favourite ‘hoofball’ option, and actually worked wonders. His header which came back off the upright led to Ibrahimović tucking away the equaliser. His physicality and presence gave United the edge in the final 15 minutes.

 

Stop crying Hitler

Did you know that Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama bear striking similarities to one another? It may sound like an indulgence of the far reaches of online conservatism, but there are a number of not unsubstantial reasons for comparing the two.

According to nowtheendbegins.com, there are 13 pretty convincing ones. To pick a few, both have (supposedly) used domestic terrorists to launch their careers, had ghost-written autobiographies, held outdoor rallies, were exemplary orators, and were males with hair.

These are genuine ‘similarities’ listed on Now the End Begins — apart from their strikingly identical gender and presence of hair, which I added because they are as insane as the rest of the evidence for comparing the two political figures. It may be surprising that Obama, frequently hailed as a moderate, has been likened to the poster-boy for evil incarnate, but no figure is above being compared to Hitler.

Donald Trump, too, in the wake of being elected to the US presidency, has been the subject of comparisons to the dictator, on account of his appeal to economic insecurities, dubious racial views, contempt for the ruling elites, and his status as a political ‘outsider’. The comparisons certainly seem well substantiated. And both are men with hair (we assume).

In addition, neither Trump nor Obama are the first politicians to have been compared to Hitler. Hitler Tourette’s syndrome predates the internet. Joe McCarthy, Lyndon Johnson, Woodrow Wilson, and Theodore Roosevelt have all in their time faced such an appraisal, and no doubt many others have fallen foul of the Hitler comparison brigade.

During the early days of internet forums, a principle was formulated by American attorney Mike Godwin: the now infamous Godwin’s Law. (If you search ‘Hitler comparison’ in Google you are likely to come across related searches for Godwin’s Law.) According to this ‘law’, “as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hitler approaches”, regardless of scope or topic.

Although this principle is intended as a humorous dig at the way internet discussions often deteriorate into the rashest of arguments, it has a serious point, as Mike Godwin himself has commented: “I wanted folks who glibly compared someone else to Hitler or to Nazis to think a bit harder about the Holocaust.” It is often the case that a Hitler comparison is used to detract from the actual issue at hand. If you’re wondering if there is a “Hitler Downfall” parody for this kind of logic, you would be right. It involves Hitler ranting about the fact that he is history’s go-to baddie, at the expense of rational debate.

Aside from the fact that the ‘Trump as Nazi’ trope or ‘Obama is Hitler’ accusations are often rationally unfounded, they also represent a profound laziness. This kind of ‘reasoning’ is normally invoked on the whim of a person without serious consideration. Many, particularly in Germany according to the Washington Post, consider Hitler comparisons “as the end of a serious factual conversation, and the beginning of an ideological mud-bath”.

And besides, plastering associations with Hitler across movements and individuals we dislike diminishes the tragedy of the Third Reich, the Holocaust, and the Second World War. It is all too easy to reach for the archetypal, murderously authoritarian government without taking into account the sensitivities of those affected by such events. It borders on callous to invoke one of the greatest tragedies of the 20th Century for the purposes of one’s own argument, if that argument is not properly thought through. We must not forget that Adolf Hitler established a government which ordered the systematic extermination of at least six million of its own citizens — a far leap from the actions or proposals of Obama and Trump.

Not only does such reactionary comparison cheapen the tragedy of the Third Reich, it also undermines the potential for  well grounded comparisons. In a satirical piece on the New Yorker, Susanna Wolff mocked the frequency with which we jump to the Nazi comparison in the fable of The Boy Who Cried Nazi. Perhaps there is valid reason to invoke Nazism, but the force of the word has all but lost its punch.

Should a comparison to a dictatorial and murderous regime be in order, there are, unfortunately, plenty of examples in recent history. The Soviet Union under Lenin and Stalin, Mao’s China and the Cultural Revolution, the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia. In short, latching onto Hitler as the ‘model’ of this kind of tragedy shows not that one has made an astute historical comparison — rather, that a person is too lazy to take into account other occurrences of a similar nature.

Whilst likening the rise of the President to Hitler may be alluring, it comes with a host of pitfalls, from over-simplification of the past to historical insensitivity to the downright absurd. It is not always wrong to compare epochs, and there is indeed much to be learned from the patterns of the history. However, we must be careful not to allow “crying Hitler” to be our knee-jerk response to political figures with whom we disagree.

The Cowleys: the sibling managerial duo that everyone should know about

The 5th tier National League is not a place where one would expect to find two of the most exciting young coaches in the English game — yet brothers Danny and Nicky Cowley are exactly that.

The Cowley Brothers are currently at the helm at Lincoln City, and last night oversaw a stunning victory in front of the BBC cameras against Championship side Ipswich City — a side 59 places above them in the English football pyramid.

Remarkably this is the first time that the brothers have a held a full-time professional position in football. Danny, the manager and the main man in charge, was a PE teacher until he left the job to take up the full-time position at Lincoln City last May.

The club are currently the National League leaders, and are into the FA Cup 4th Round for the first time in 41 years, where they have a cracking tie against Brighton to look forward to — and are also still in the FA Trophy as well. There is no doubt that the Cowley are doing a fantastic job at Sincil Bank.

But this is just another normal success in the coaching career of the two.

Last season they oversaw the third place finish of Braintree Town. A defeat in the playoff semi-final against Grimsby Town stopped them from getting to Wembley.

It was a fantastic achievement that largely went unnoticed. Even the hipster journalists didn’t even pick up on it.

For context, the Essex town of Braintree has a population of little over 42,000 — only 5,000 more than the University of Manchester had in 2015. Even in National League terms they are a tiny club.

They also had one of the smallest budgets out of the 24 teams in the league, and are currently only 4 points above the relegation zone.

Before Braintree the Cowleys performed even greater miracles at lowly Concord Rangers — you know the second biggest team in Canvey Island.

In the 2007-2008 season they guided the club to the Isthmian League Division One North for the first time following promotion. In the spring of 2013 the Cowleys and Concord were celebrating a third promotion in six years to the National League South.

The two men absolutely have the tools to become hugely successful managers in the higher ends of the English game. Already Lincoln have had to reject an approach from Football League side Notts County for the duo’s services.

Lincoln’s dominating performance against Ipswich yesterday will no doubt put the chairmen of teams struggling in their respective league’s on notice.

Yes, I know it may only be non-league football, and yes the higher the two go the harder it will become. But Danny and Nicky Cowley are going places.

The two have also been mightily impressive whenever they have talked about football in the interviews they have conducted during their cup-run. There are those people who just engage you when they talk about their philosophies and ideas on the game.

I really do rate these two brothers and I will even go out on a limb and say that these two will be managing in the championship in the next four years. Trust me they are that good.

Sankeys Manchester shuts its doors

One of Manchester’s most legendary clubs since the infamous Hacienda has closed its doors. Sankeys is set to be sold amidst reports that the establishment’s Beehive Mill property has been sold to property developers. The internationally famous house club, situated in a Grade II listed former cotton mill, has been snatched up to be converted into luxury apartments.

Tony Mill, Radius Security managing director and club manager, said that top staff had been in contact with the owners of the Beehive Mill property over the club’s lease, before it was revealed the establishment had been sold by Savills.

An official club statement on their Facebook page, made on the 13th January, stated that “with great regret and a very heavy heart, we must close Sankeys Manchester with immediate effect.” Situated in Ancoats, an area of intense property development, the club also said: “We have done well to fend off the developers for so long.” The club left a message of appreciation for its managing staff and bar team, who had “smashed it over the last six months.”

Notable artists to have played Sankeys include Daft Punk, Moby, the Chemical Brothers, Swedish House Mafia and Bjork. Attending the nightclub for the first time was a rite of passage for Manchester clubbers, especially finding the club and getting home afterwards. Getting lost in the endless streets of old industrial buildings always seemed likely.

Manchester clubbers will be delighted to know that the club are “looking at a few options in terms of a new venue to replicate the legendary Basement and Spektrum”. The club also promised to provide details on the status of future club events that remain uncertain with the club’s closure.

The global Sankeys brand began in Manchester in 1994, and includes venues in Ibiza, east London, Birmingham, Tokyo and New York City. The club closed in 1998, and again in 2006, which it was claimed would be for good, and again in 2013. Its fourth reopening in January 2014 gives hope that the much-loved Sankeys club will again re-join Manchester’s fantastic nightclub scene.

Messages of nostalgia, respect and love for the club poured into their Facebook statement’s comments section, thanking the club for many memories and remembering many nights out over the years.

Brexit Britain: lessons from the 2016 Olympics

At the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, Great Britain took home only one gold medal, placing them 36th in the medal table behind countries such as Algeria, Kazakhstan and North Korea. For self-proclaimed “Great” Britain, this was an embarrassment. And so, John Major decided enough was enough: lottery money would be used to fund UK sport, improvements would be made in terms of coaching, and Britain would be “Great” again.

Twenty years later at the 2016 Olympics in the beautiful Brazilian city of Rio De Janeiro, Great Britain finished second in the medal table with a mammoth 27 gold medals. To put this achievement into context, China placed third in the medal table with 26 gold medals. China have a population of 1.3 billion while Britain have a population of 65 million. Thus, China’s gold medal per capita was roughly one gold medal per 50 million citizens and Great Britain’s gold medal per capita was roughly one gold medal per 2.4 million citizens — around 20 times the size of China’s. It really was a brilliant summer for British sport. But what lessons can be learnt (if any) in relation to Brexit?

For some, this was evidence that we can stand on our own two feet. Great Britain, the tiny island with a population of only 65 million, competing on a global stage with the very best, ranked high above most other countries. In an interview following his gold medal victory in the 100m breaststroke, swimmer Adam Peaty said that he wanted to “thank the whole of Britain, my country, the Royal family and everything that makes me proud to be British.” In addition, Nigel Farage was quick to make political capital of Great Britain’s Olympic success, tweeting that this was evidence that “we are good enough.” But was Mr Farage right?

Others may argue that Britain owed its Olympic success to the liberal immigration policy it has adopted over the last few decades. For example, national treasure Mo Farah arrived in Britain as a child from Somalia. When Farah moved to Britain aged 8, he barely knew a word of English. But in London, Farah found a home. His English improved through his education at Isleworth and Syon School, and later Feltham Community College. In England, Farah made the transition from boy to man. Nobody knew then that they were looking at a superstar, but oh did he become one.

Arguably, Farah encapsulates the current problem with debates about immigration policy. If the UK adopted an Australian style points-based immigration system, or pressed ahead with Theresa May’s proposed plan to only accept migrant workers who earn £35,000 a year, the UK immigration system would only assess perceived ability at the point of application. What would be overlooked, however, would be an applicant’s full potential.

Nobody knew Farah would become a gold-medal winning athlete. Realistically, how could they? Assessing someone’s potential is almost impossible, as it depends on a multitude of factors ranging from an element of luck to motivation. But, Britain gave Farah the chance to become the superstar he is today, and he took it.

Similarly, British cyclist and three-time winner of the Tour De France, Chris Froome, was born and raised in Nairobi, Kenya. He moved to South Africa aged 14, where he then lived for several years. From 2008 onwards, Froome rode in the races under a British license due to the fact both his parents are English. Thus, Chris Froome, with his geographically diasporic background, is living evidence that national identities are dynamic and complex.

So, are Brexiteers like Mr Farage right? Did Great Britain owe its success in the summer Rio Olympics to the patriotic renewal generated from Brexit? Or did Britain’s 2016 sporting triumphs derive from historically tolerant attitudes towards immigration?

The answers to those questions are subjective. But, this debate in itself is very telling of the biggest impact of the EU referendum: instead of simply watching the Olympics and enjoying British sporting success stories, we debated politics. By “we”, I do not mean politicos who have always discussed these issues, but members of the everyday public were discussing what Great Britain’s Olympics success meant for Brexit. Undoubtedly, the EU referendum politicised Britain, be that for better or for worse.

George Santayana argued that those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. It is important that lessons are learnt from the British sporting triumphs of 2016, reminding us that national identities are not static or fixed. Rather, they are complex and dynamic, constantly being shaped and reproduced. Arguably, Mo Farah is emblematic of the Great British success story: an immigrant Britain gave the chance to be the superstar he is today.

The half-empty promise of Dry January

We are moving through the best part of ‘Dry January’. I say “the best part” both quantitatively and qualitatively, as the very nature of moving through any part of a month without alcohol necessarily makes each moment better than the last — for each moment is one moment closer to being within a month of alcohol. The dreams of February begin to gesture sensually towards the erotic.

This is a time of cleansing, of repentance, of both suffering and renewal. Some of you may not have bothered to opt into this intense test of willpower this year. Others may not know what exactly a ‘Dry January’ is.

I hear an irate shout from yonder: “Is it another bloody buzz kill Corbyn policy idea, this time to ban water slides in the month of January to pay respects to Lenin?”

Well, sir, I would reply only by saying that, firstly, no it does not mean that; and, secondly, if it is not too personal, how many water slides do you willingly frequent in the month of January anyway?

For all others who are interested, I implore you to take a seat with me and talk the issue over. Sometimes we do need something to discuss between each drink. As I have invited you here, I will kick things off.  The first round is on me.

With all the brazen wisdom and hypocrisy of the old alcoholic eccentric parked in the corner of the pub — who, by the way, we are told “could have had it all”, used to be a trawlerman, had trials with Manchester United, and was once on trial for serial arson — I will do my best to interrogate and explain an issue as British as the concept of apathy itself.  This will require asking some questions of the thing that is so often the answer.

Booze, sauce, Irish fruit juice, sweet nectar, that which allows one to survive a week — we all have our own pet names for alcohol. This is similar to how we have pet names for girlfriends, or pets, or alcohol  (coming into use once more when girlfriends have gone and pets have died, perhaps at least peacefully in their sleep, or maybe alas stressfully under the back wheels of a Ford KA). So, what do we do when something goes wrong, or right, or nothing in particular happens to us at all? We drink until, in a pleasing turn of cosmic justice, we can talk the back wheels off a Ford KA.

We have ploughed through the Christmas run up, Christmas, the bit in between Christmas and New Year’s, the build up to New Year’s, New Year’s itself, and then stumbled wearily across the no man’s land of that final week following on from New Year’s (a period some scholars of the ancient world refer to as “Priam’s Last Stand”).

Although some of this time has been spent sober, this is made up of nothing more than fleeting moments here and there: blink and you will miss them, even with merry double vision. In this way, sober reflection is necessarily postponed to January, where a few quiet moments can be stolen gazing into the reflective dark pane of the computer screen on standby, rather than that of the glistening half-full pint glass.

One thing you might notice when you look despairingly at this face on the screen is that it is a tired face that looks back, a war ground speaking of battles both won and lost. Whether host to victory or defeat, the field of conflict seems to tell a similar story: fresh grass is replaced with thick mud, which in turn becomes the burial ground for the memories and lives of those who fought. Did they fight in vain? Has this extended metaphor run its course?

The fear sets in that the answer to both of these questions is yes, definitely yes.

But I fancy there is a wry smile on the surviving troops’ faces as they begin to cluster and head back to what is left of their camp. Do they know something we don’t know? Was there some point to the imagery upon which their existence is contingent?

Sitting here drinking as I write, I confess that I have not bothered to test my willpower, nor really interrogated the topic at hand. I have avoided it. Just when some semblance of a serious discussion emerged, it was drowned in another pint of confusing figurative descriptions.

In this sense, the article has fulfilled its status as the rambling drunk in the corner, as the elephant in the room, scared to address itself. And, as I let myself fall blissfully down the slide that is a wet, rainy and boozey first month of the year, I can’t help but wonder if puritanical Corbyn was right all along. Maybe a ‘Dry January’ could be a good idea. Ah well, there is always next year.

Manchester refute claim that Vice-Chancellor is highest expenses claimant

The University of Manchester has today contested claims made by the Sunday Times that the University’s President and Vice-Chancellor Dame Nancy Rothwell is the highest claimant of expenses in the country.

The Freedom of Information requests sourced by the newspaper reported that the Vice-Chancellor — who earns a yearly salary of £275,000 — claimed £32,993 in expenses last year. This figure included a reported £29,751.21 of travel payments.

The figures also show a rise upon those reported in The Mancunion for the previous year. In that year, Professor Rothwell claimed £22,256 on flights — including in excess of £15,000 on business class seats.

However, in response to this news a spokesman for the University of Manchester stated that: “The figure quoted in the Sunday Times includes business expenses related to travel and hotels costs accrued during the President and Vice-Chancellor’s work for the University. Many other universities only include personal sundry items in their freedom of information responses which has provided a distorted perspective on expenses related to The University of Manchester.”

They also cited the University and College Union’s (UCU) ‘Transparency at The Top? review into executive pay at universities. This report from February 2016 does not place Dame Nancy Rothwell among even the top 20 in terms of expense claims by Vice-Chancellors. Professor Simon Gaskell of Queen Mary University of London topped that list.

Manchester are not the only university to voice concern with the figures quoted in the newspaper. The Sunday Times also claimed that Edinburgh University’s Vice-Chancellor Sir Timothy O’Shea had claimed for parking tickets and buses, in spite of being “provided with an executive car and driver”.

Edinburgh University responded to the claims, telling The Independent that while the numbers quoted in the piece were indeed correct, the “executive car” in question is owned by the university and is not only used by the Vice-Chancellor.

These came as part of a report by the newspaper into a number of eye-catching expense claims by university heads.

These included Glasgow University’s Vice-Chancellor, whose expenses ranged from nights at the Ritz-Carlton in Singapore to banana cakes from Pret a Manger.

Glasgow University told The Independent that they would not be providing a comment.

News on executive pay at universities has become more prominent in recent years, particularly after the rise in tuition fees to £9,000 and now to £9,250 per year.

According to Times Higher Education, Southampton University’s outgoing Vice-Chancellor Professor Don Nutbeam topped the list of salaries for 2015-16, including £252,000 for leaving his post early, plus a £43,000 “performance related bonus”.

Sergio Ramos: The best defender in the world

Yesterday, Sergio Ramos watched his Real Madrid team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo pick up the first edition of FIFA’s ‘The Best’ award, crowning him the best footballer of 2016. It was an extraordinary year for Ronaldo, who won the UEFA Champions League, UEFA Euro 2016, FIFA World Club Cup as well as the prestigious Ballon d’Or.

It was not such a bad year for Ramos either, as he was part of the same Real Madrid team that won the Champions League for the second time in three years. In the two finals in Lisbon 2014 and Milan 2016, Ramos found the net as Los Blancos beat their city rivals Atletico on both occasions.

Ramos was a key part of La Decima and La Undecima as Real Madrid won their tenth and eleventh European cups. His role in the 2014 final will be remembered fondly, as he headed in a Luka Modric corner to send the game into extra-time where Real scored three goals, eventually winning 4-1.

In 2016, the Real Madrid and Spain captain lead his team in the UEFA Super Cup final, scoring a last-minute equaliser to earn his side a draw, and take the match into extra-time – where Dani Carvajal netted a stunning late winner.

Ramos has become iconic for last minute goals. As well as scoring late equalisers in the 2014 Champions League final and the Super Cup final in August, Ramos rescued a late point for Real Madrid against rivals FC Barcelona in early December.

When Zinedine Zidane’s men look back at the end of the season, this could be a pivotal point, which also caused FC Barcelona to drop two points.

Courtesy of Ramos, Real Madrid earned precious points again a week later, as they came from 2-1 behind in the 85th minute to beat Deportivo La Coruna 3-2 at the Santiago Bernabeu. Ramos scored deep into stoppage time as Real Madrid snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.

Ramos is the scourge of even Spain’s biggest teams, and not just for his unique ability to score goals at vital times. His never say die attitude is evident in his defending, he is a tough old-school style defender who always leaves his mark on the game.

He is also useful on the ball. Ramos has a 90.4 percent pass accuracy in the 2016/17 season so far as he has been instrumental in Real Madrid’s unbeaten start to the campaign. Ramos has transformed from a marauding right-back to the ultimately perfect centre-half.

In UEFA Euro 2008 and the FIFA World Cup 2010, Ramos operated as a right full-back for the Spanish national team as they won both tournaments while having the best defensive record. Spain only conceded five goals in 13 games across both tournaments, and Ramos was ever-present.

In the next major tournament, Ramos formed a central-defensive axis with FC Barcelona’s Gerard Pique, who himself has figured in four FIFPro World XI’s, including the latest. In Euro 2012, Spain only conceded a single goal as they marched to their third major international triumph in four years.

Ramos is a legend for Real Madrid and Spain, he has earned 140 caps for his country at the age of just 30. It is possible that by the end of his career that Ramos could become the first international player to have 200 caps to his name.

If he keeps playing the way he is, he will receive this accolade with ease. Real Madrid’s defensive rock and inspirational leader is very much in the prime of his career and hungrier than ever before — under the guidance of Zidane.

Despite all his achievements, he is not liked by everyone. Ramos has a poor disciplinary record that has seen him pick up 13 career red cards. His aggressive style of play is evident, but the numbers elsewhere do not lie.

No defender has ever managed to make it into six consecutive FIFPro World XI’s. Aside of this, Ramos has been named in seven of the last nine. In yesterday’s team of the year, Ramos received an impressive 488, 908 votes — more than Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi.

The team was dominated by Real Madrid and Barcelona players, with only Manuel Neuer of Bayern Munich and Dani Alves (who spent half the year with FC Barcelona) of Juventus the only other representatives.

Ramos was undoubtedly one of the big names in the team, and his achievements of the last few years prove that he is not just the best defender in the world right now, but perhaps the best of his generation.

NUS Vice-President caught on film planning to oust President

Richard Brooks, the National Union of Students’ (NUS) Vice-President, has been implicated in an attempted plot to oust Malia Bouattia, as revealed by an undercover Al Jazeera investigation.

Brooks was secretly filmed by the undercover reporter, claiming that he played a significant role in attempts to undermine Bouattia.

The undercover reporter claimed to be a political activist linked to Shai Masot, the Israeli diplomat who was caught out prior to these revelations plotting to “take down” MPs he viewed as hostile to Israel.

When asked if Brooks knew how to get in touch with people who opposed Bouattia, Brooks told the reporter, he could “speak to me, because I’ve been organising them”.

The investigation by Al Jazeera also revealed that Brooks had visited Israel on a trip paid for by the Union of Jewish Students (UJS) and alleges that Brooks was involved in secret meetings prior to Bouattia’s election with Russel Langer, the UJS campaign director.

According to the Al Jazeera investigation, Michael Rubin, who at the time of Bouattia’s election was National Chair of Labour students, told them that in secret meetings with Brooks they would plan “how to get moderate people with good politics and any number of things elected to certain places.”

He also told the reporter that he worked “with the ambassador and embassy quite a lot” and stated that Bouattia was “really bad” and “awful”.

Bouattia has been repeatedly accused of anti-Semitism, often referencing her description of Birmingham as a “Zionist outpost”.

A report published last year by the Commons Home Affairs Select Committee claimed that Bouattia “does not appear to take sufficiently seriously the issue of anti-Semitism on campus”.

In response to these allegations, many involved in the NUS have tweeted their responses, including Hareem Ghani, Women’s Officer for the NUS who stated: “Just going to say it as it is, I’ve never been so disappointed work for this organisation [sic]. Solidarity to @MaliaBouattia.”

Richard Brooks however called the claims “wrong and offensive”, tweeting his response in which he states: “It’s no surprise to anybody who knows me, or has heard me speak publicly, that myself and Malia don’t see eye to eye… It’s therefore not a shock or an exposé that I politically organise against what I think to be an ineffectual and damaging Presidency for Students’ Unions and students.”

He added that he was “proud to stand with UJS in ensuring everyone feels they have voiced in our open, inclusive, democratic debates”.

However he claims to have never met, to his knowledge, someone from the Israeli Government, instead arguing that “the ‘exposé’ documentary shows me saying that I do politics and disagree with the far left. None of these thing [sic] are surprises.”

The Campaigns Director for UJS, Josh Nagli said in a Facebook post that, “our work taking student leaders to Israel and Palestine is not secret, it’s even mentioned on UJS’ Wikipedia page, and the fact that some participants choose not to broadcast their experiences reflects the toxic nature of student politics”.

He added that “the insidious suggestion that Jewish students — or Jews in Britain more broadly — slavishly support specific government policies or actions, conspire with or take direction from Israeli officials, is grossly offensive”.

When asked for a statement on the allegations, an NUS spokesperson told The Mancunion the “NUS takes these allegations seriously. We are looking into them and, when we have all the information available, the behaviour of NUS officers will be reviewed and appropriate action taken”.

The revelations surrounding Richard Brooks were not the only Israeli influence within the student movement uncovered by the six month investigation. The undercover reporter alleges that the Israeli embassy is influencing students and founding youth groups in an attempt to infiltrate the UK student movement.

The reporter was offered support by Israeli diplomat Masot to set up a new pro-Israel group. Masot boasted to the reporter that he had been involved in setting up a youth branch of Conservative Friends of Israel and was involved in the youth arm of the Fabian Society, a Labour party think-tank.

He offered the reporter a job running the youth wing of Labour Friends of Israel, as “there’s no-one who’s educating the grassroots of the party… Specifically in the Labour. Conservatives don’t need it.”

The Israeli Embassy released a statement when Masot’s remarks concerning hostile MP’s were released, apologising for his comments and stating that he would be “ending his term of employment with the embassy shortly”.

The Mancunion has contacted the Israeli Embassy for a further statement about these allegations, and has reached out to Malia Bouattia and the Union of Jewish Students for comments.

This is a developing story and will be updated.

MUFC Player Ratings: Manchester United vs Hull City (EFL Cup)

Manchester United welcomed Hull City to Old Trafford for the first leg of the EFL Cup semi-final. The Tigers, who recently sacked former United assistant manager Mike Phelan, comfortably won 2-0 against Swansea City in their first fixture under the new management of Marco Silva. While no one expected Hull to really test the Reds, there is always cause for concern when a reasonably unknown coach attempts to make his mark on English football. Ultimately, United were on an eight game winning streak before kick-off and many fans already had an eye on the upcoming Premier League fixture with Liverpool the following weekend as the real test.

Having rested the core of his squad against Reading, Jose Mourinho reinstated many of the expected first team players into the line-up. David De Gea took the place of Sergio Romero in between the goal posts while Antonio Valencia, Phil Jones, Chris Smalling and Matteo Darmian held down the four defensive positions. Mourinho opted back to his historically preferred 4-2-3-1, with Ander Herrera and Paul Pogba holding down the deeper midfield positions. Juan Mata, Wayne Rooney and Henrikh Mkhitaryan completed the dynamic midfield while Marcus Rashford was rewarded after his convincing performance against Reading with another start as the lone forward.

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While many expected United to kill the tie in the first leg, Hull made it much more difficult than most fans expected. Their textbook defensive organisation tested the Reds’ creative players in the first half and the Tigers almost took a shock lead when the unmarked Adama Diomandé headed against the post from a free kick, which was subsequently, wrongly pulled back for offside. Relaxed finishing from Mkhitaryan and Rashford helped the Tigers go in level at half time.

The second half saw both teams up the urgency a few notches. Rooney missed a golden opportunity to break Sir Bobby Charlton’s goal-scoring record in the 50th minute but less than five minutes later Juan Mata opened the scoring by thrashing in Mkhitaryan’s clever back-post header. Hull enjoyed a spell of possession after conceding but failed to really test United’s defence. Pogba hit the inside of the post from a free kick, the seventh time the French international has hit the woodwork this season, before the super-sub, Marouane Fellaini, nodded home United’s second of the match to edge the Reds closer to the final.

All eyes now look towards the next round of Premier League fixtures. United managed to hold Liverpool to a 0-0 draw at Anfield earlier in the season but will be under pressure to take all three points at Old Trafford. There have been many hurdles for Mourinho this season, but Liverpool pose the tallest. The Scousers are a huge threat to United’s chances of finishing in the Champions League places this season.

Player Ratings

GK: David De Gea: 6

Was never really tested by Hull’s attackers throughout the 90 apart from a few daisy-cutters from Robert Snodgrass. The Spaniard was left flat footed, however, when Diomandé nodded his effort against the upright. Luckily, the linesman raised his flag so the effort would not have counted even if it was on target.

RB: Antonio Valencia: 7

Really struggled to make an impact offensively in the first half with the majority of his passes going backwards when in a good crossing position. In the second half, the Ecuadorian looked a changed man. Pulled the ball back to Pogba smartly in the 54th minute and, a minute later, his cross to Mkhitaryan led to the opening goal. Was unlucky not to pick up an assist for his cross to Martial in 88th minute.

RCB: Chris Smalling: 7

A much more assuring performance from United’s form defender from last season. Looked confident on the ball and made a few adventurous runs forward to get his team going. Won five aerials, more than any other United defender.

LCB: Phil Jones: 7

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Looked more liable than his centre back partner but fortunately Diomandé never really threatened to humiliate the former Blackburn Rovers defender. Made an important last-ditch interception at the start of the second half which immediately put the Reds on the attack. Had the second highest pass accuracy on the pitch, at 92%.

LB: Matteo Darmian: 7

A rollercoaster game for the Italian international. Put in two brilliant crosses in the opening five minutes to Mata and Rashford respectively but lost Diomandé a set piece and did not close down David Meyler quick enough for Diomandé acrobatic effort in the second half. He did, however, put in a peach of a cross for Fellaini to double United’s lead. His average defensive performance may have persuaded Mourinho to go with Daley Blind against Liverpool on Sunday.

RCM: Ander Herrera: 7

Took up Michael Carrick’s role of screening the United defence and looked comfortable for the most of the game. Won more tackles than any other United player (4) and the joint most interceptions (3). The Spaniard, to many fans’ surprise, has developed perfectly into Mourinho’s ball-winning midfielder.

LCM: Paul Pogba: 8

Dominated the middle of the park, as the Frenchman has become accustom to doing, and was unlucky not to score from a brilliant free kick. While Herrera matched Carrick’s defensive duties, Pogba exhibited some Carrick-esque passing with his wonderful playmaking from deep. An early second half ‘ping’ to Rooney really should have been awarded with an assist, but the United skipper pulled his shot centimetres wide. Won more aerial duels than the whole of the Hull squad combined (6).

RM: Juan Mata: 8

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Started the game strongly with a beautifully caught half-volley which needed saving from Eldin Jakupović. Was given license to drift all over the pitch and his link up play with Mkhitaryan on the left was enjoyable to say the least; showed great skill to set up the Armenian for the best chance of the first half. Mata’s movement for the goal was subtle and his finish emphatic. May well have earned himself a place in Mourinho’s team to face Liverpool with this performance.

CAM: Wayne Rooney: 6

Unlike against Reading in the 3rd round of the FA Cup, Rooney really struggled to make a serious impact on the game. His well-timed run at the beginning of the second period was picked out by Pogba but the skipper lacked the finesse to put United 1-0 in front. Was replaced by Antony Martial in the 58th minute, although, it is unknown if Mourinho was hooking the captain for a poor performance or preserving his fitness for the fixture with Liverpool.

LM: Henrikh Mkhitaryan: 7

Like Darmian, Mkhitaryan had some great moments but some very poor ones too. Missed two very good chances to open the scoring in the first half but did brilliantly to set up Rashford’s chance at the end of the first half. The same formula continued into the second half: the Armenian fluffed a one-on-one chance in the first minute of the second period with a poor touch but assisted United’s opening goal with a clever header towards the back post.

ST: Marcus Rashford: 6

Many expected Rashford to have a field day against Tom Huddlestone. Unfortunately, the former Spurs player’s positional awareness choked Rashford out of the game. When the youngster was presented with chances, he scuffed his shots, most noticeably in the first half. Drifted out wide more in the second half and found some joy running at the Tigers’ fullbacks.

 

Subs

Antony Martial: 6

As has been the pattern of this season, the young Frenchman did not light up the pitch when introduced as a substitute in the 58th minute. Over hit a through ball to Rashford and scuffed a good opportunity into the ground in the final moments of the game.

Jessie Lingard: 6

Like Martial, Lingard failed to have any real impact on Hull’s solid defensive organisation.

Marouane Fellaini: N/A

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The Belgian showed the Old Trafford crowd why Jose has been keeping faith with him. His looping header which doubled United’s lead has changed the context of the second leg to a much more comfortable affair.

Album: David Bowie – No Plan EP

Released 8th January via Columbia/Sony

8/10

Released on what would have been David Bowie’s 70th Birthday, the No Plan EP consists of what are believed to be the last songs recorded by the music icon before his death in January last year. Inducting his last works to the extensive Bowie collection, the EP is a fitting addition to the emotional nature and circumstances of Bowie’s last studio album Blackstar.

The No Plan EP consists of four tracks, a trio of new releases taken from the Broadway musical Lazarus alongside the musical’s namesake and Blackstar single. ‘Lazarus’ itself commences the EP, which proves suitable opener given the context, yet still a somewhat unseemly inclusion also.

‘Lazarus’ steals some of the limelight from the following three tracks, the commentary on Bowie’s impending death seeming more poignant exactly one year on from his death. Nevertheless, Lazarus still rings loud as a striking reminder of Bowie’s ability to successfully stray from pop into jazz-rock.

‘No Plan’, the first of the new triad taken from the Lazarus musical, sees an adoption of a sense of never-ending loneliness. “Here is my place without a plan” sings Bowie as he illustrates the character of Thomas Newton from the off-Broadway Lazarus. It is a haunting yet reflective piece — a fine memento of Bowie’s sometimes bewildering but marvellous career.

A feeling of desperation encapsulates ‘Killing A Little Time’, with anguished vocals largely complimented by the frenzied pace of drums and edgy guitar riff — you can imagine it is the perfect instigator of a change in mood when played within the musical. The fourth and final song ‘When I Met You’ sees a return to a more standardised, simple rock song, similar to material on 2013’s The Next Day, which smoothly drives the EP home to a satisfying conclusion.

This collection of Bowie’s last recordings is brief but stirring. No Plan sees Bowie claim three of his most inspiring compositions of recent times as his own. Alongside Blackstar‘s ‘Lazarus’, they form an EP that gives fans some extra material to remember David Bowie as truly exceptional.

MUFC Player Ratings: Manchester United vs Sunderland

David Moyes was the dominant subject in the build up to Manchester United’s Boxing Day fixture. It was the first time that the Scot, chosen by Sir Alex Ferguson to be his successor, had returned to Old Trafford since his sacking two and a half years ago. Despite still believing that he should have been given more time, Moyes was not, and so sat in the opposition dugout as his growing Sunderland side took on United during their most impressive streak of the season so far.

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The solid centre back partnership of Phil Jones and Marcos Rojo kept the fit again Chris Smalling out of the side while Daley Blind was preferred at left back to Matteo Darmian. The midfield triumvirate of Ander Herrera, Paul Pogba and Michael Carrick dictated the tempo of the game while Zlatan Ibrahimović, slightly surprisingly, was flanked by Juan Mata and Jessie Lingard. Marcus Rashford, Antony Martial and Henrik Mkhitaryan took seats on the bench.

Sunderland’s game plan was as many would expect; sit deep, absorb United’s attacks and try and spring Jermain Defoe on the counter attack. Moyes got it spot in the first half with the Black Cats troubling David De Gea a few too many times. Nonetheless, It was United who took the lead just before half time when Zlatan teed up the onrushing Blind to arrow a shot past Jordan Pickford.

The second half was a far more frantic affair. United carved open a number of opportunities while Sunderland attempted to get themselves back into the game. Having dropped too many points from winning positions already this season, United, like against West Bromwich Albion in the previous fixture, added a second through Ibrahimović to seal all three points. It was the final two goals of the game, however, which really caught the eye. Henrik Mkhitaryan, from an offside position, scored what can only be described as a scorpion kick, while Fabio Borini grabbed a consolation goal in the 91st by thundering a brilliant volley past the motionless De Gea.

With five wins in a row under their belt, José Mourinho’s side are now the most in-form team in the Premier League, besides leaders Chelsea. It has been three years since any United fan as felt anything related to confidence and conviction, but the Portuguese manager has instilled a toughness which has been missing from the Reds since Fergusson. A shaky Middlesbrough side are arriving at Old Trafford for the final fixture of the calendar year and Untied should pick up another three points to edge closer to the Champions League places.

 

Player Ratings

GK: David De Gea: 7

Suffered a testing first half where the Spaniard was called into action more times than he may have expected. Made a good save from Patrick van Aanholt’s dipping free kick and did brilliantly to snuff out Victor Anichebe when the Nigerian striker was through on goal. Could do nothing about Fabio Borini’s wonder goal.

RB: Antonio Valencia: 7

Mr. Consistent was, well, consistent. Kept the potentially difficult Borini and van Aanholt quiet with his effective shadowing. Made three successful tackles, the joint most of any player on the pitch. Played a very good lofted through ball to Mata before his penalty appeal in the first half. Put in two good crosses into Ibrahimović’s path in the second half.

RCB: Phil Jones: 7

Another solid performance from Jones, who is rewarding José for the faith that he has put in the English defender. Dealt with Defoe comfortably and grew as the game went on. In a game where United was going to see a lot of the ball, Jones showed that he has added distribution to his locker with an impressive 98% pass accuracy.

LCB: Marcos Rojo: 7

Composed and assured, Rojo looks more confident than ever in a United shirt. Got involved in the Reds’ build up play twice in the first half; the first was a dribble and shot which flew over the bar while the second led directly to the opening goal. Rojo’s run towards goal dragged a defender out of the way of Blind, who, therefore, had time to pick his spot in the far corner of the net. Ushered the physical Anichebe well in the second half.

LB: Daley Blind: 8

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An all-round performance from the Dutchman who has been often left on the sidelines while Matteo Darmian held down his position. His Scholes/Lampard-esque late arrival into the box led to the opening goal. Solid defensively too, most notably when he stopped a precarious Sunderland counter attack in the second half with a well-timed interception.

CDM: Michael Carrick: 7

Yet again proved that he is a vital cog in United’s midfield engine. Calm and smart when in possession while many players were trying to force the ball forward to no avail. Scuffed an edge-of-the-area volley in the first half but made an important tackle just outside of his own box when Sunderland were fighting back.

RCM: Ander Herrera: 7

The important runner between Carrick (defence) and Pogba (attack). Completed more passes than any other player on the pitch (92), however, a lot of them seemed to be sideways in the first half when United were failing to break down Sunderland’s numerous banks of defence. Became more penetrative in the second half, particularly when he teed up Pogba with a well-weighted cross.

LCM: Paul Pogba: 8

A commanding performance from the Frenchman. Completed more dribbles than any other United player (3) and his strength was important in his personal duels with Sebastian Larsson and Didier Ndong. Played some brilliant through balls to Valencia and Ibrahimović, the final of which earnt Pogba an assist. His shooting was more wayward than normal but other than that the Frenchman dominated proceedings.

RM: Juan Mata: 7

A much better display from the smiley Spaniard who was below-par against Crystal Palace. His direct run in the first half led to a free kick in a dangerous position, which he duly stepped up to take, forcing Pickford into a very good save. Played a well timed through ball to Zlatan in the first half and picked out Mkhitaryan at the far post for the Armenian’s curling effort.

LM: Jessie Lingard: 6

A more industrious display than Mata on the opposite flank, but less threatening going forward. Played most of his passes sideways or backwards and struggled to really penetrate Sunderland’s defence with his pace, especially in the first half. Substituted in the 61st minute for Mkhitaryan who instantly looked brighter.

ST: Zlatan Ibrahimović: 9

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Another man-of-the-match performance from Zlatan, playing as a lone forward in the Premier League at the age of 35. If you stop and think about it, it really is a bit ridiculous. It was not a perfect performance, some poor touches and dilly-dallying on the ball led to the loss of possession, but the sheer presence of the Swedish icon is awe-inspiring. His goal was coolly taken when it looked like Pickford had smothered the danger. Earned two assists too; the first for setting up Blind and the second for crossing to Mkhitaryan.

 

Subs

Henrik Mkhitaryan: 8

Came on in the 61st minute for Lingard and completely changed the game. United were struggling to grab a second and Sunderland were growing in confidence with each minute. Bent a swirling effort just past the post with his first touch and played Ibrahimović through on goal with his second. His goal was exquisite, despite being offside, and montage worthy. You could imagine Ibrahimović or Pogba pulling off a scorpion kick, but the Armenian was the one who pulled that particular piece of skill out of the hat.

Antony Martial: 6

Replaced Mata in the 73rd minute but failed to have any real impact on United’s tempo. Seems to be struggling this season with less individual pressure on his shoulders.

Fellaini: N/A

Replaced Herrera for the final ten minutes and, like against Tottenham Hotspurs, received a mixed reaction from the Old Trafford crowd. While clearly not a popular player, the Belgian is still a Red Devil and must be backed by the fans, no matter the incompetence he is prone to display. If Mourinho trusts him, United fans should too.

Standing opens for the 2017 Exec elections

The University of Manchester Students’ Union has launched the opportunity for students to stand in the officer elections. Students have until the 17th of February to stand for a position on the Students’ Union Exec team.

The Students’ Union elects eight Exec officers every year, who act as full-time paid representatives for the students of the University of Manchester.

The roles that students can stand for on the Exec team are: General Secretary, Education Officer, Women’s Officer, Diversity Officer, Wellbeing Officer, Activities & Development Officer, Campaigns and Citizenship Officer and Community Officer.

Voting for the elections will be open to all students from the 3rd of March until the 9th of March, with the results announced on the evening of the 9th.

In 2016 10,169 students voted in the Exec Team elections — short of 2015’s record-breaking 13,500.

As an elected officer for the 2017/18 academic year, the students will be a part of the first Exec Team that influences the Future Union building development, part of the University Campus Masterplan, which has granted funding to improve and increase the size of the building for the first time since 1957.

A spokesperson for the University of Manchester Students’ Union told The Mancunion: “Students lead in all aspects of the Students’ Union. Here at the SU we use democratic elections to help you decide who should speak and work for you on a range of issues while you’re a student at the University of Manchester.”

All registered students are eligible to stand and vote in the upcoming elections for any position.

For more information on how to apply, and for full job descriptions of each role, head to: bit.ly/FutureUMCR