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Month: November 2015

Live: Acid Mothers Temple

Tuesday 20th October

Band on the Wall

8.5/10

Kawabata Makoto’s experimental collective Acid Mothers Temple came to Band on the Wall on Tuesday night to perform a mesmerising set. The Nihonjin commune sorcerers released their 73rd studio album in May—a reworking of Osamu Kitajima’s Benzaiten. In reality it’s less of a reworking, and more of a platform for the Temple’s usual droning, post-pyschedelic exploration.

‘Benzaiten (God of Music and Water)’, the opening track of the album and set, had a bluesy funk-like structure with a lot more groove than expected. Along with elements of free jazz and Japanoise, the central riff was complemented by improvised electronic sprinkles generated by Higashi Hiroshi.

Stood at the centre of the stage behind a sonic control panel, Hiroshi embraced his wizardly appearance by swinging his long white beard around as if possessed by the God of Music and Water himself. After about an hour, mood-inducing drones were interrupted by Hiroshi’s looped electro melody that heightened the tempo and increased the urgency of the three guitarists’ experimentation.

In terms of their style, there’s definitely continuity with ‘70s space rock bands such as Hawkwind and Gong, but Acid Mothers Temple’s swooshing, unanchored soundscapes certainly represent something unique. As everyone became more assimilated to the band’s sound, Makoto’s enchanting drones became more and more captivating. One song even broke the half hour barrier few have ever dared break (or so it seemed). The ‘Benzaiten’ reprise worked perfectly as Makoto, with a feather woven into his guitar, returned to his favourite riff.

Tsuyama Atsushi brought the cosmic voyage to an end with some recorder improvisation punctuated by jazz drum fills, and then attempted to play his guitar and recorder at the same time. Although, while selling their own merchandise, they wouldn’t let an angry Southerner barter down the price of a t-shirt from £15 to £10, Acid Mothers Temple produced a hugely enjoyable and authentic performance that even trumped Hawkwind’s spectacular display at Academy 1 earlier in the month.

Russian doping must be a wakeup call for professional sport

The decision taken by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) to recommend Russian suspension from international athletics was absolutely unprecedented. The scale of the widespread doping by Russia has come as a surprise to many, including former WADA President Dick Pound and the new President of the IAAF, Lord Coe. The uncovering of a state-sponsored, complex organisation of cheating on an industrial scale should cause those in all sports across the world to question how much doping is taking place in order to prevent it.

The independent report stated that Russia should be suspended from athletics. It went on to report that the Russian Sports Minister personally ordered that anti-doping labs “manipulate particular samples”. Moscow’s anti-doping lab was infiltrated by the Russian secret police and was the scene of the “intentional destruction” of 1417 samples. The report also describes the London 2012 Olympics, stating that they were marred by “widespread inaction” against Russian competitors.

Moscow’s original response was one of aggressive denial, with the Russian Sports Minister describing British Anti-Doping of being “worse than Russia’s”. However, one of the most spectacular row backs has since taken place, with Vladimir Putin announcing a public enquiry and, on Thursday, Russian Athletics revealing that it would admit some of WADA’s charges.

It’s no secret that certain countries have taken anti-doping more seriously than others. The Secret Race, Tyler Hamilton’s award winning memoir on cycling in the Armstrong era, details the contrast between the strict French doping laws and the lax controls in Spain. Hamilton’s team used the Madrid-based Dr Eufemiano Fuentes, who supplied many of the top riders at the Tour de France, and is also alleged to have assisted Tennis and Football stars (although he is yet to disclose the exact details of such links, despite trying to sell the information in 2013).

However, WADA has never recommended that any country be removed from cycling, which makes their statement on Monday all the more astonishing. Whether the IAAF act upon it is another matter, but WADA clearly have a large amount of watertight evidence, otherwise they could not have even contemplated taking on the might of the Russian Federation.

Whatever the outcomes of this episode, it will be seen as a dark day for international athletics and Olympic sports in general. However, that is the greatest hurdle that anti-doping crusaders face, and reputation damage will continue to prevent governing bodies from taking action. Sunday Times journalist David Walsh played a major part in the downfall of Lance Armstrong and is one of the most notable anti-doping campaigners.

Walsh tweeted on Monday that the report’s allegations “would jeopardise its [athletics] place in Rio” and that this made it “a big day for anti-doping”. The problem is that these kinds of threats make many athletics administrators prefer to cover up doping rather than expose it, because announcing doping scandals causes almost irreparable damage to a sport’s reputation.

As the other major sport to have been affected by recent scandals of this kind, professional cycling gives a hint as to what will become of athletics in the coming weeks, months and years. While the consensus among journalists and the authorities seems to be that cycling is the cleanest it has ever been at the moment, its reputation for doping is still overwhelmingly negative among the wider public. The fact that Chris Froome must continue to face a barrage of questioning and protest over the nature of his wins shows that the distrust of cycling remains strong.

It is an odd paradox that for a sport to be able to crack down on doping, it must drag its own name and those of its clean athletes through the mud in the process. Athletics and Lord Coe must be prepared to go through this uncomfortable process if the sport is ever going to clean up properly and hopefully this will be the moment at which that process begins.

It also proves how woefully the WADA can be at enforcing their regulations at major events. This is not due to widespread incompetence, but more a sheer lack of resources. They operate on a £19 million annual budget, which they have justifiably complained is too small an amount to deal with the problems. Global anti-doping working on a budget similar to that of a Champions League footballer’s salary makes it of little surprise that a large country could engage in the practice of “state-sponsored doping” and get away with it for years.

If the athletics’s sponsors desert them and the public loses all trust in the governing body, then it’s unlikely that any other sports will risk the commercial turmoil of exposing their dopers. However, if athletics does manage to clean up without its reputation being completely ruined, it could be a real watershed moment for anti-doping. It’s also worth remembering that the IOC were marred by corruption allegations after awarding the 2002 Winter Olympics to Salt Lake City, but has since managed to drastically reduce criminality within the organisation.

What happens in the coming months will surely shape how all sports are governed in future. If the correct procedures are followed, testing is stepped up and athletics comes out of the other side with its reputation restored, then it really will be a victory in the fight against doping.

University society forms independent association in order to host event

In response to controversies over the Students’ Union’s Safe Space policy, and in order to hold their event, ‘From Liberation to Censorship: Does Modern Feminism Have a Problem With Free Speech?’, previously banned, the Free Speech and Secular Society have formed a new group called the Manchester Free Speech Association (MFSA).

This group was formed to, according to member Ed Pletscher, “hold events that are not possible inside the SU.” Pletscher adds that “the banning of Julie [Bindel] and Milo [Yiannopoulos] was the cause of the Manchester Free Speech Association.”

The University of Manchester’s Safe Space policy has been a controversial topic on university campuses recently. Last month the Students’ Union decided to ban the appearance of both Julie Bindel and Milo Yiannopoulos at a debate hosted by the society, due to concerns that their transphobic views were in breach of their safe space policy. The Union said in a statement at the time that they were “made aware of various comments lambasting rape survivors and trans* people, and as such we are concerned for the safety of our students on the topic of this event.”

The aim of the policy is to predicate that “societies and representatives must not allow visiting speakers at events they have organised, or promoted, to: Say things that are likely to incite hatred against any individual or group based on age, disability, marital or maternity/paternity status, race, religious beliefs, sexual orientation or sexual activity, gender identity, trans status, socio-economic status, or ideology or culture.”

The Free Speech and Secular Society are proposing potential amendments to the safe space policy which is up for review at the next senate meeting on the 3rd of December and the result of this meeting may have serious implication on the campus culture in future.

Commenting on the policy and its need for reform, Leonardo Carella, a leading member of the Free Speech and Secular Society, said: “It’s more of a problem within the student body, between the SU and the rest of us. The SSP (Safe Space Policy) creates a grievance culture that doesn’t help the people it’s supposed to protect and pits student against student.”

Mr Carella further adds: “It demeans us students by not treating us as reasonable adults, it infringes the right to free speech, it gives the university a bad name, it fails to prepare students for real life, and it gives the Exec powers they should not have.”

Due to the fact that this is not a society that wishes to be associated with the university, the funding for the MSFA must come only from the pockets of the members of the MSFA.

The newly-created event includes a third speaker, Jane Fae (a writer for The Guardian and a well-known feminist), to be included in the debate.

In the end, Ed Pletscher is “glad it is going ahead” and hopes “it will be a good debate where all three speakers will be challenged.”

GCSE results reflect a north-south divide

Education data firm SchoolDash has mapped this year’s national summer GCSE results and it emerges that 4.7 percentage points more school students in the south of England achieve five ‘good’ GCSEs, including English and Maths, that their northern counterparts.

In 2012, the gap had been 1.8 per cent, rising to 2.8 per cent in 2013 and then spiking to 4.8 per cent in 2014. A breakdown of the results implies that London has consistently been the top achiever, with the South West and East Anglia showing improvement. SchoolDash founder, Timo Hannay, stated that the overview of the mapped results suggests that regional performance up to the age of seven “correlates closely with deprivation except in London, which does unusually well.”

The north-south education gap is by no means a new phenomenon this year. Statistical evidence from IPPR North’s ‘The State of The North’ report shows that “many children in the North get off to a bad start in life, particularly those from more economically disadvantaged backgrounds.”

In London, a much higher proportion of the poorest children achieve a “good level of development”: they have a 12 percentage point advantage over their northern peers. It also shows that, since 2010, the North’s overall GCSE attainment scores have slipped more than the national average.

Unsurprisingly, this ‘early years gap’ between northern and southern children proves extremely hard to equalise as they get older. In 2011, The Sutton Trust showed that a higher proportion of students from London and the South-East achieve three A grades at A-level and that young people from the London and South East of England are more likely to get places at top universities, even though 75 per cent of the UK’s population do not live in those regions.

London rents only for wealthy international students

Tom Copley, the chair of the London Assembly Housing Committee, has written an open letter to Boris Johnson warning against purpose-built student housing in London catering solely “for an affluent market.” London has the highest percentage of international students in the UK, with London First and PwC stating that out of 366,605 students, approximately 67,000, (almost 20 per cent) are international.

Many of these students come from wealthy backgrounds—the costs of studying in the UK as an international student are great, with tuition fees alone being £27,000 per year to read a science subject. International students are therefore estimated to bring in huge sums of money for the capital’s economy; one report noted that they provided London with an extra £2.3 billion in a single year, less £540 million for public service costs incurred.

As well as the increase in volume of international students, increasing privatisation of the student housing market in London has caused rents to skyrocket, with the average weekly price in 2012/13 rising by 26 per cent to £157.48 since 2009/10, according to an annual NUS survey.

As well as standard accommodation prices being on the rise, properties are being shouldered out of the way by investors clamouring to create luxury flats for the more affluent students from whom they can generate greater profits.

A new development in Camden designed for students has top prices reaching as much as £355 per week. To give some perspective, Save the Student has recorded the average weekly rent for a student in Manchester as £75.

A current third year student at UCL commented: “Students are being squeezed out of the housing market. I know loads of people who choose to live at home and commute purely because of the cost… I’m bleeding out of my pockets to live in Zone 1. It’s definitely becoming more tailored to an overseas market.”

Housing privatisation is causing ordinary families to rule out London universities as higher education options because the cost is simply too great. Copley has urged the Mayor to provide “more affordable housing in London” by altering his policies on the issue, suggesting that Johnson “encourages inner London boroughs to require that new student accommodation contribute towards the delivery of affordable housing.”

Religious studies GCSE faces strong opposition from secular groups

A recent decision by the government to rule out the study of non-religious worldviews in the curriculum for the Religious Studies GCSE has been met with fierce opposition by parents and children.

According to the curriculum, students are asked to conduct in-depth research on two different faiths. A study of a non-religious world views such as humanism are not permitted as part of this research.

In a statement to The Mancunion, a spokesperson for the University of Manchester Free Speech and Secular Society said: “As secularists we strongly support the right to religion. That means the right to have, enter and leave a religion, and not to be part of any religion. Given that—according to recent surveys—only 47 to 51 per cent of the British population is religious, we think it’s absolutely necessary that children be exposed to reason-based views of human nature.”

When the curriculum was introduced in February, multiple religious leaders, including the then-Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, wrote to the Department of Education to question the government’s judgement on excluding the study of humanism. Since then, three parents have taken the government to court, arguing that the new curriculum is inconsistent with the government’s obligation to respect freedom of religion and belief.

On the topic of humanism, the Free Speech and Secular Society adds: “If religion has a place in taxpayer-funded schools, surely a comprehensive doctrine like humanism that teaches to reject received wisdom and develop critical thinking should be introduced for the sake of balance and to reflect the diversity of modern Britain.

“We welcome the fact that pupils now have the opportunity to choose between a wide range of religions, but it should not be forgotten that—from Christopher Marlowe to Bertrand Russell—questioning established religions has been a fundamental part of British culture. Therefore we think the decision to exclude non-religious views from GCSE is fundamentally unfair, and parents have good reasons to be concerned about it.”

World’s best teacher opposes standardised tests

Nancie Atwell, winner of the Global Teaching Prize, has criticised the test-culture of the American education system during a recent visit to London. Atwell, who teaches in the United States, claims that frequent testing does not help teachers to gauge the ability and progress of their students, saying: “You don’t need a standardised test to tell teachers who’s struggling with reading and maths. They should know already.”

Atwell also explained that testing limits the freedom teachers have in their classrooms, stating that the test system “practically condemns kids to teaching for the test” and “inhibits teachers’ creativity.”

Strongly emphasising the importance of strong literacy skills, Atwell believes that the American curriculum can discourage students from reading a wide range of books. She argues that students feel they must instead focus intensely on a small number of texts in order to pass tests.

Aside from the impact on students, Atwell also noted the effects this system may have on teachers. She said the tests have “done nothing but decimate morale.” She believes the scope for personalised teaching is reduced, claiming: “It takes away teachers’ autonomy, their ability to respond to who their students are and what they see is going on in their classroom.”

She has suggested that some parents are unhappy with this educational system, saying: “Parents are recognising that their children are being tested rather than taught.”

Rather than focusing on the importance of standardised tests, Atwell teaches based on what the students want to learn, allowing them to choose their own topics for reading and writing.

Atwell’s comments follow announcements that the British government is considering implementing standardised tests for seven year-olds at English primary schools. This proposal has faced criticism as it may be detrimental to the education of young children, along with creating unneeded and damaging stress.

Cuts could mean 40 per cent of colleges close

Based on research by the House of Commons library, Labour says that if the Conservative government’s cuts to education go ahead, further education colleges would lose £1.173 billion, along with £451 million lost by sixth-form colleges. Labour’s calculations predict the closure of  up to 40 per cent of the 335 colleges in England. 

Lucy Powell, Shadow Education Secretary and the MP who conducted the research, said the current government is “putting post-16 education on a cliff edge, harming opportunities for the next generation and holding our young people and our country back.

“Before the last election, Labour committed to protecting the whole education budget from the early years to 19, because we value the entire journey of a child through education, including early years and post-16.”

Writing for The Guardian earlier this week, she said “the Tories’ assault on further education will cost Britain dearly.” She predicts that 25 per cent cuts will lead up to four out of ten sixth-form colleges closing in England.

She also addressed Education Secretary Nicky Morgan’s recent comment on her understanding that further education is “in a fragile state.” She said: “I’m not sure how much her understanding is worth,” since it is “her government that is modelling a further 25 per cent to 40 per cent cut to 16 – 19 funding.”

An open letter penned from 129 college chairmen to the Chancellor George Osborne has warned that this will push further education “over the precipice,” and damage the country’s productivity and future.

From this year, the compulsory leaving age of education is 18. These cuts have called this policy into question, along with the viability of the government’s plan to create three million apprenticeships by 2020.

University and College Union General Secretary Sally Hunt said “colleges need stable investment to continue to help people of all backgrounds fulfil their potential,” and that such cuts make her scared for the future of the department.

Post-16 education is not the only area to be affected. The chancellor has asked nearly all government departments to cut their spending between 25 – 40 per cent in the Spending Review on the 25th of November. Health and overseas aid are amongst the departments that have had their budgets protected.

He said that “I know some ask: Why do we need this surplus? I’ll tell you why: To protect working people… it will make our country more resilient, safe and secure.”

John McDonnell, the Labour shadow chancellor, has said the move is “more about politics than economics.”

Further education cuts in the 2015 Spending Review come as members of the University and College Union strike over pay disputes. 20,000 members of staff are estimated to be taking part.

In August this year, a survey of 93 colleges in England suggested that further education was on “starvation rations”, with classes being dropped and extra-curricular activities at risk. Large classes are also an increasing problem.

Almost all college principals blamed the lack of government funding for the financial health of their establishments. 36 per cent of these do not think that under the current conditions they will be able to provide the support students need.

Since 2011, colleges have faced three separate spending cuts, totalling a 40 per cent reduction in the budget.  Many fear that further budget evaluations next year could lead to a further 40 per cent drop in funds for post-16 colleges. Only education for 5  – 16-year-olds is protected in this current review, with all other areas vulnerable to cuts.

“College budgets have been decimated in the last five years and the sector, as innovative and flexible as it is, simply cannot take more cuts,” said Martin Doel, Chief Executive of the Association for Colleges.

Skills Minister Nick Boles has shown his support for the budget cuts, adding that “we need to move towards fewer, larger, more resilient and efficient colleges.”

A spokesperson for the government said that “we have protected the schools budget and ended the unfair difference between post-16 schools and colleges by funding them per student, rather than discriminating between qualifications.

“We have provided sufficient funds for every full-time student to do a full timetable of courses regardless of institution—and increased support for those who successfully study four or more A-levels and large TechBacc programmes.”

Some argue that this simply isn’t enough. James Kelvin, deputy Chief Executive of the Sixth Form Colleges Association, has said that the cuts “confirm our fears that some sixth-form colleges could be wiped from the education map.”

University of Manchester Cycling Club’s 24-hour bike ride

Harry Newton spoke to Eleni Papadopoulos

With weekly Wednesday cycles, and the ability to provide access to Manchester’s velodrome for anybody who wants to try a higher standard of cycling at a reduced cost, it is no wonder that the University of Manchester Cycling Club have found themselves in a record breaking year. More students have joined the club this year than ever before!

This expansion, plus sponsorship from ProLite and Homes4U, has further strengthened the club, which caters for all levels of cyclists from beginners to more experienced riders. Whether on the road, in the velodrome or as part of their full range of mountain biking, the club offers a variety of opportunities, including the introduction of a number of Track sessions with a professional coach on hand to help the team improve. At this rate, there will be no stopping the team at the BUCS Championships next year.

The club, however, are not just dedicated to winning—they are also dedicated to fundraising for Maggie’s Centres up and down the country. Their first fundraising event for Maggie’s Centre was a 24-hour long cycle that started on Thursday 12th November at 9am outside of the Students’ Union.

Cyclists ranged from members of the club, employees from new sponsors Homes4U, and passing students trying their hand on the Wattbike; they gathered quite a crowd. The Wattbike itself called for students to try the POWER Challenge in a bid to win a prize that any university student would relish—”cheeky Nando’s” vouchers. All cheekiness aside, the team endured 100,000 pedal strokes and 300 miles each in order to raise lots of money for a great cause.

With 15 centres in the United Kingdom, and soon to be another eight—including two in Greater Manchester at The Christie and Oldham — Maggie’s Centres is a charity that focuses on the practical, emotional and social support for cancer sufferers and their families. Whether it be advice on hair loss or helping a family to deal with bereavement, Maggie’s Centres offer a range of professionals to talk to. The university’s Cycling Club are fundraising for a charity that affects everybody and aims to help everybody with the battle that is cancer.

With fundraisers already being considered for next semester, the group are really committed to fundraising as much as they can for Maggie’s Centres. A bike ride relay between different Maggie’s Centres has already been put into the planning process for next semester, even before the 24-hour cycle had been undertaken, highlighting the real support that the club are giving to Maggie’s Centres.

With the club still fundraising, despite their first event being over, it is never too late to put some cash towards a good cause. You can do this by texting UMCC80 (followed by the amount) to 70070, or by visiting their Just Giving page online here.

If you are interested in getting involved in the club’s regular Wednesday bike rides, charity events or anything else cycling-related, you can follow the University of Manchester Cycling Club on Twitter at @uomcycling, or visit their website at uomcc.co.uk.

For more information on Maggie’s Centres go to maggiescentres.org/.

Personalised web advice for cancer detection

Currently, many people rely on the internet to provide them with information as to whether symptoms they may be expressing are something to worry about.

However, this information is often inaccurate and can either lead to heightened anxiety over something minor like a common cold or, at the other end of the spectrum, downplays serious symptoms.

A study by the British Journal of Cancer this year also found that around 35 per cent of cancer patients had waited too long to see their doctor when they felt embarrassed by their symptoms. Delayed visits to the GP can often result from use of the internet to self-diagnose, especially in the case of symptoms that a patient may feel uncomfortable about.

This provided a team from the University of Manchester with the motivation to trial a new tool designed to get potential lung cancer patients to a doctor earlier.

The team of researchers behind the new online tool are from the School of Nursing and are led by Julia Mueller, who told MedicalXpress.com that: “people often talk about ‘Dr Google,’ but web information, even from reputable sources such as the NHS, is general in nature.”

The software, called When2Go, is an online cancer detection tool that will allow people to successfully discuss their symptoms and provide personalised advice. It works by asking people increasingly specific questions about symptoms they are displaying, allowing the software to build up a profile of what may be affecting the person.

The collection of answers provided then result in a recommendation for the person to visit their GP or not.

Mueller also stressed that: “the earlier a diagnosis of cancer takes place, the better the chances for the patient.

“The software isn’t designed to alarm people, but instead provide a better alternative to the general advice available online.”

The software is still in its trial stage, and Mueller and her fellow researchers are currently looking for people to try out the software. In order to take part, participants must be displaying symptoms such as a recurring chest infection, unexplained weight loss or a loss of appetite, a long-standing cough, or changes in appearance of the fingernails.

Displaying any of these symptoms does not necessarily mean you have lung cancer, but the When2Go tool aims to make it easier for patients to know if it’s worth paying a visit to a doctor.

Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain: A peep behind the writing

In Peep Show, University of Manchester alumni Jesse Armstrong and Sam Bain created an instant cult classic. Based around the seemingly tedious lives of Mark and Jeremy, two post-university but pre-maturity flatmates, the show resounded with audiences becoming a BAFTA award winning hit. Now, twelve years since the first series aired, and with the show a seminal cornerstone of British comedy, the writing pair has just completed their ninth and final series.

Asked about its phenomenal success, Sam Bain is keener to reflect on the beginning of the show than the current series. He professes that, “getting the first series of Peep Show made and then getting re-commissioned for the second series were probably the most life-changing moments.”

He is quick to stress that the success of Peep Show didn’t come to them instantly: “We had been full time for about five years before the show got commissioned; at that point we hadn’t had anything made of our own.”

The risks involved in Peep Show are revealed in his description of that period. “After series three, four, and five you get a little more blasé but back in those days, 12 years ago, there was a real sense that this could be a triumph or a disaster.”

Despite any risks, the show would go on to explode and to become one of the Channel 4’s flagship shows, and has since become the channel’s longest running sitcom. Like Bain, Armstrong is quick to point out that this success was the product of the duo sweating over scripts and working at their craft, saying: “The stuff that Sam and I have had produced on TV is the tip of the iceberg. We have written so many scripts that didn’t get made, so many scripts that got changed. That is the secret of our success really: that we just kept plugging away.”

Both Armstrong and Bain seem uninterested in appearing aloof to their success. They make multiple references to the need to sweat over your craft, admitting to previous failings rather than promoting any sense of egotism regarding their obvious successes.

An overriding sense of humility emanates from the pair, and is evident in recollections about their first meeting, whilst undergraduates here at the University of Manchester. Armstrong, laughing, remembers, “I’m not sure if it was love at first sight,” before hastily adding: “But it was creative love. Either we envied each other’s work or liked it. I can’t remember which.”

Likewise, Bain is romantic in his remembrance of the meeting: “Yeah, my fondest memory [of university] is meeting Jesse. It was on a creative writing course that was part of our degree and that was a life-changing meeting.”

Both Bain and Armstrong, when asked to reflect on their time in Manchester, give similar answers. There is a sense from both that their creativity was very much cultivated by their environment, with the university and the city facilitating their growth as writers.

Bain says: “Taking advantage of the creative writing and the magazine [Square One, a creative writing magazine started by Bain, and Armstrong’s now-wife, whilst at university] as opposed to the more mainstream parts of the course that I did was the kind of thing that changed my life most dramatically.”

It’s a sentiment closely mirrored by Armstrong who attributes much of his “growing up” to his five years here. “Having people to do things with is one of the things that university gives you that you can’t get anywhere else.”

Where the time spent in Manchester most clearly maps onto the pair’s work is in the Manchester-based sitcom Fresh Meat. The show, which takes place across the university lives of a number of students, is shot in Manchester and has used university accommodation buildings for sets.

Asked whether they directly took inspiration from their period at university, both distance their personal experiences from the show’s storylines, and instead prefer to speak about that time as the stimulus for their characters.

Bain, talking about the drawing of Fresh Meat’s characters, says: “I don’t think we knew anyone that was specifically like any of the characters, it was more just types we knew.”

Likewise, Armstrong refers to the characters as “imagined versions of the type of people we’d known.” He also unwittingly reveals the type of work ethic to which they both attribute their success, saying: “It was a show that we wrote not that long after we had left [university] but was rejected in its first incarnation, but then came back much later.” Once again, Armstrong is unguarded when admitting that the show was rejected at first, evidence of the long, tiring redrafting process behind even the most seemingly well-formed shows.

Manchester’s diverse population also served as inspiration for Bain with him speaking about how he “went to public school and Jesse went to a comprehensive so we had a nice mix of backgrounds to put into the show.” He draws on the diversity of the city, saying, “I liked that about Manchester when I was there, that you did have a mix like that.”

Unlike the perceptions of large cities like London, Manchester’s wide-spanning demographic is suggested to have played a part in the writing of Fresh Meat. By association, the university’s wide appeal also comes out in Bain’s reply. He states: “That was one of the things that appealed to us about Manchester as a setting for that show was that you can throw a diverse group of people in a house together.”

Bain reflects a sense of a diversity in Manchester that we perhaps take for granted, but that served as fertile ground for Fresh Meat’s setting.

Shifting the topic away from Manchester I ask Armstrong, who has written on BBC’s The Thick of It and In the Loop, the feature film that followed, for his view on contemporary satire.

“I think if you go into thinking you can change anything you are crazy. I think it’s artistic fuel. So when you see something ridiculous, annoying, or anger-inducing, you can use that fuel to make material, art, comedy.”

Pushed on the state of the current political climate in terms of writing satire, he laughs, saying: “I think you can always do it. Sometimes people think that this is beyond satire. A famous American satirist Tom Lehrer said: ‘Satire died when they gave Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.’ I think people are always confidently saying ‘Oh my God, this is beyond satire.’”

He draws directly on an example, saying, “often people say things like: ‘Once you’ve seen Nigel Farage you can’t do any jokes, it’s all gone too crazy.’ I think it’s always been like that, there have always been people who are utterly ridiculous who you can’t believe are around but then it’s a lovely feeling when you feel something ridiculous, pompous, stupid in the world, and a particular joke or show skewers that.”

His love for satire, he says, comes from the satisfying feeling as “an individual to feel like there is somebody else out there who understands how annoying or stupid the world is.”

I ask them both about their advice for writers looking to break through into comedy, first presenting them with the notion of whether people can be taught to write. Armstrong is quick to reply: “We all know people who are just not funny. You have to have talent, there has to be something there. Beyond that I think there is a huge amount you can do to take what talent you have in the right direction. You have to try and find your form and what suits you well but then you have to work on it.”

Bain, likewise, is quizzical about the suggestion of teaching somebody to be funny: “It’s instinctive,” he says, confirming Armstrong’s belief. “Comedy is brutal in that respect, but then that is probably a really good way to work out if you can do it. Try, and if nobody laughs, then maybe move on.”

Both are keen to stress the importance of doing it: “The most common thing is talking about it and not doing it, and I’ve done that, I’ve procrastinated,” says Armstrong, following on from Bain’s advice. “I wouldn’t too be worried about making mistakes—I’d be more worried about never making the errors and never giving it a go.”

I ask the pair how they go about just sitting down and writing. “Me and Sam always write separately, by which I mean we write dialogue separately,” replies Armstrong.

“When I find it incredibly useful to be in a group is when you are trying to work out plot because it is a logical problem. It’s quite a hard intellectual exercise to get a plot that works.”

Bain picks up on this line: “From that point of view television writing is a lot more collaborative than, say, writing novels because even if you haven’t got a partner you’re on the team and that adds another whole angle.”

The team aspect of their work is something they do not shy away from. Regarding working with people you trust, Bain affirms, “ultimately you can’t do it all on your own, and when you meet the right people you tend to want to work with them again and again.”

Armstrong too, when asked about the importance of casting, says, “it’s a joy to hand your characters over rather than a pain because that’s when they come alive. They’re there on the page and can be a little bit archetypal or stereotypical but when you see an actor doing it that can change.”

When I ask for a specific character with whom this happened Armstrong needs no time to think: “I remember seeing Matt King do Super Hans.” Asked what it was that made that moment so special, he says, “when you get somebody in like that you think Wow! because this person—who’s a variation on a type on the page—is suddenly brought alive.”

Both Armstrong and Bain present their jobs as ones that cannot exist without the influence of those they work with. Again, they seem keen to distance themselves from any notion that Peep Show, Fresh Meat or any of their projects are two-man vanity projects and spend huge portions of the interview praising those they surround themselves with. Unsurprisingly “David and Rob,” perhaps their most obvious collaborators, come in for specific praise, but the duo’s praise extends beyond that to the people who made their ideas happen on television screens nationwide.

With time running out, I pose the question of whether comedy is a cathartic pursuit. Both agree that it is, with Armstrong suggesting that: “It’s cathartic for Sam and me when we’re writing Peep Show and we can sometimes write about painful events and varieties of relationships.”

This is a sentiment closely mirrored by his partner who, laughing, concurs: “In Peep Show we have managed to put at least a dozen of my most embarrassing experiences onto television and that is quite cathartic.”

Perhaps this is the secret to their success. Away from the brilliant actors and television backing, perhaps their success boils down to doing what they know; presenting a version of humanity on screen with which it is impossible not to empathise and relate, because their characters are never extraordinary, and certainly never perfect.

With Peep Show coming to an end, Bain says that he would like to work on writing something longer, feature-length next, something he says he is yet to crack. Armstrong is currently writing too, having just released a book—again featuring a main character from his adopted home of Manchester.

While they aren’t clear about their future plans, it does feel that the presentation of imperfect but relatable people is their niche. What is also clear, with Peep Show drawing to a conclusion, is that their niche of television comedy is going to become less tragic, less intelligent, and far less funny.

You can see the second episode of Peep Show’s final season on Wednesday, 10pm on Channel 4. Jesse Armstrong will also be appearing alongside Tim Key at Manchester Literature Festival. He will be speaking at the International Anthony Burgess Foundation on Saturday 21st November at 7:30pm. Tickets are available online at http://bit.ly/1OCGjtq

UK universities divest from Fossil Fuels

It has been announced that several universities have joined the growing trend of divesting funds from fossil fuel companies, with ten UK institutions withdrawing a total of £115 million from the industry.

Some of the universities to divest include Wolfson College of the University of Oxford, who have withdrawn a huge £42 million, along with £3.9 million from the University of the Arts London and a further £1.6 million withdrawn by Oxford Brookes University. Other institutes include Birmingham City University, the University of Surrey and the University of Westminster.

This wave of divestment has arrived just weeks before UN climate talks are due to take place in Paris, where over 190 countries will be represented. The key focus of the talks will be to reduce the production of greenhouse gasses, in the hope that this will slow the rate of global warming.

The increase in divestment has attracted praise from a number of groups, including the NUS. The NUS Vice-President for society and citizenship, Piers Telemacque, emphasised the importance of the role of students in making choices in the battle against climate change, saying: “We need to show the sort of moral leadership we want to see from our governments. This is just the latest example of students making change on today’s most pressing social justice issue.”

Fossil Free Manchester has also expressed their approval. Speaking to The Mancunion, the group said: “We are delighted that more universities are moving their investments away from coal, tar sands and other fossil fuels.  This sends a strong message to industry and to politicians that business as usual is not an option and that a strong deal on climate change must be reached in Paris.”

Fossil Free Manchester also expressed their hope that other universities will follow, stating: “We are hopeful that the University of Manchester will soon join the fossil fuel divestment movement. The University must consider its duty of care towards its students and future generations, who will have to live with the consequences of climate change.”

British Cycling: Manchester’s medal factory running low on gold

British Cycling is now in a position that 15 years ago would have been unimaginable. Since Lottery Funding was introduced to elite sport in 1997, Great Britain have won 19 Olympic golds. Manchester’s Velodrome corridors are adorned with pictures of British victories, and Team GB were so successful at London 2012 that the French accused them of bringing special wheels that were “too round.”

However, all good things must come to an end, and it’s looking increasingly likely that Great Britain will struggle to retain most of their London golds. Most cycling events are unwatched by those who don’t follow the sport, meaning that it may come as something of a surprise to many that GB are on a poor run of form. The once-dominant GB men’s team hasn’t won gold at the World Championships in two years.

What potentially makes things worse is that UK Sport have set an ambitious target of 66 medals at the Rio 2016, and in doing so, are attempting to become the first nation to improve on a haul at their home games. An exceptionally ambitious goal with a high performing cycling team, it is a nearly impossible aim without one. It shows how much the funding authorities are banking on all sports increasing their medals in Brazil, and by implication, track cycling. Just to underline the importance of track cycling to the chances of achieving this aim, seven of Great Britain’s 29 Gold Medals in 2012 were from track cycling. Without them, Team GB would have finished fifth rather than third in the medal table in 2012, and eighth as opposed to fourth in 2008.

GB coach Chris Newton—himself a triple Olympic medalist—is confident that the men should win at least one event at March’s World Championships. He told The Mancunion that on the endurance side, things are looking solid, with the overall picture being that “things are on the right pathway for the worlds.” This is despite the sprint team still having, as he put it, “a little bit of work to do.”

At the moment “a little bit of work” looks like a massive understatement. The big guns of sprinting are the ruthlessly consistent New Zealand, Germany and France. They’ve been the top three at the last three World Championships, while GB came 6th, 5th and 8th. On the women’s side, form would say that the medals will go to China, Russia or Germany, with GB ranked outside the top seven in all events. Former double world champion Becky James is making her return to the boards this year, after an 18 month absence due to injury, but will have to prove that she has recovered back to pre-injury levels if she is to make it into the team. The less-than-impressive results over the last three years make it difficult to see GB usurping the big guns at the Olympics, which is doubly concerning due to six of the ten medals up for grabs being in sprint events.

One possible explanation for the decline in the success on the track is the growth of British road cycling. Young rider Simon Yates won the Scratch Race on debut at the 2013 Worlds, but now rides for Australian outfit Orica-Greenedge with his twin brother Adam, and is forging a successful career on the road. The allure of more year-round rewards rather than the prospect of gold once every four years (and naturally the higher pay) makes the road an ever more attractive option for young professionals. It is also now the domain of Sir Dave Brailsford (Sky’s Team Principal) who masterminded the near-sweeping of the board at the past two Olympics. Commitments to the road also make it increasingly unlikely that Mark Cavendish will make the squad, having to adjust to moving to a new road team for 2016, and his favorite discipline, the Madison, being left out of the Olympic programme.

Having said all of this, there are reasons to be cheerful. Team WIGGINS have certainly improved the men’s endurance chances, with them coming on in leaps and bounds since they started in May. Sir Brad’s development squad includes most of the British endurance team and prevents national level riders from having to race road events that jeopardize their training for Rio. The impression from this year is that they have really gelled as a team, with GB claiming European gold in the pursuit with a team made up entirely of WIGGINS riders. Andy Tennant, himself member of the victorious team at the Euros, was singing the team’s praises. Speaking to The Mancunion, he said that “It’s a great platform for myself and the boys. I owe a great deal to Brad and his management company and Sky, who are funding the team, enabling us, hopefully, to achieve our dreams.”

Laura Trott is also in fantastic form, comfortably leading the world Omnium rankings and she won gold in the event at the World Cup by an impressive 56 point margin. Trott has been a marked rider since winning double gold in London, but has clearly coped with it well, winning a further six medals at World Championships since 2012. Her form, coupled with a strong pursuit team, also won European gold, which makes the endurance side of the team look increasingly strong.

Of course, it’s impossible at this stage to tell whether Britain will be able to replicate the success of 2008 and 2012 or not. If there’s something British Cycling have proved they’re the experts at, it’s the art of pulling off spectacular peaks in form at Olympic Games, and there’s no way of definitively saying that it won’t happen again. However, the way things are going at the moment, British sports fans may have to stop assuming that the track will be the bringer of handfuls of British golds. The fact is that Britain have slipped from being a dominant force, and many other countries have raised their games, which for cycling as a whole, is probably a good thing.

Attack on couple in Fallowfield leaves young man fighting for his life

A young couple were attacked outside The Friendship Inn on Wimslow Road, Fallowfield at around 2.30am on Sunday, after they got into an argument with people passing in a white Vauxhall Corsa.

A 21-year-old women was punched in the head and her 22-year-old boyfriend was punched and stamped on until he lost consciousness.

The car had stopped at a nearby crossing and an argument broke out between the couple and the people in the car. A man then left the car and approached the couple, punching the young woman in the head and then turning on her boyfriend when he tried to defend her.

Another man from the Corsa then joined the offender in attacking the young man until he was left unconscious on the pavement.

Both men then left the scene of the crime in their waiting car.

The male victim was taken to Salford Royal Hospital. He has been diagnosed with a bleed on the brain and remains in a serious, but stable condition.

Police have confirmed that two men aged 23 and 24, have been arrested on suspicion of Section 18 assault.

A 25-year-old woman has also been arrested on suspicion of assisting an offender.

Detective Inspector Adrian Gallagher said: “This is a serious and seemingly unprovoked attack which has left a young man fighting for his life and his girlfriend with head injuries.

“The ferocity of the assault is truly shocking and it is paramount that we bring the thugs who carried out this attack to justice.

“There were people around at this time, as this was a busy student area, and it is critical that anyone who may have witnessed the attack comes forward to assist our investigation.

“If you saw the attackers, or the car they were driving, please do not hesitate to call the police.”

Anyone with information should call 0161 856 6182 or the independent charity Crimestoppers, anonymously, on 0800 555 111.

Almost 1 per cent of University of Manchester staff on salaries over £100,000

103 staff at the University of Manchester, a figure that stands at almost one per cent of its total employees, earn more than £100,000 a year—according to data obtained by the Taxpayers Alliance—at a time when cuts are being made across the institution.

The same results, obtained by Freedom of Information requests and analysis of annual accounts, showed that more than 7,500 staff at Higher Education institutions across the country have salaries exceeding this.

This came as part of the Alliance’s Public Sector Rich List, an extensive investigation into the incomes of worker at public institutions in the UK, from Town Halls to hospitals.

The revelations into the salaries of university staff members showed that Oxford University, UCL, and Imperial had the highest number of employees on post-£100,000 salaries, at 622, 500, and 432 respectively

11 staff at Oxford University earn more than £300,000. The highest-paid staff member on the entire list was an unnamed academic at Oxford, who earns £690,200. This, however, is only the highest of the universities that responded.

The highest paid named member of staff in the research was Neil Gorman, Vice-Chancellor of Nottingham Trent University—who earns almost £625,000.

The University of Manchester had the 23rd-highest number of staff paid above £100,000 in the country. All data provided by the university did not provide names along with the listed salaries, but positions were included, making it possible to work out the incomes of certain members at the top.

The Vice-Chancellor and President, Dame Nancy Rothwell, has a salary of £247,500 plus expenses of over £1,000. Colin Bailey, Deputy President and Deputy Vice-Chancellor, earns £162,500.

11 other staff members at Manchester earn over £150,000, meaning 90 staff earn between £100,000 and £150,000. In the university’s ‘Facts and Figures 2015′ booklet, they state that over 11,000 people work at the institution—meaning that 0.94 per cent of staff earn over £100,000.

This comes alongside ongoing disputes between campus trade unions and the university about job cuts. The university is in the process of outsourcing much of its IT services, a move that has led to the balloting for a strike by the University of Manchester branch of UCU.

It also follows on the heels of news that under the new Higher Education green paper, universities may be made exempt from the Freedom of Information Act.

According to the Higher Education Statistics Agency, in 2013/14 there were 395,780 members of staff at UK HE institutions. This would mean that almost two per cent of all HE staff across the country earned over £100,000.

“Taxpayers will not begrudge an inspiring headteacher or world-class academic a good salary if they produce great results and motivate their students, but too often this is not what we find,” said Chief Exec of the Taxpayers Alliance, Jonathan Isaby.

“Where institutions fail but financial rewards continue to flow to those at the top regardless, there is clearly a serious problem and taxpayers have every right to be concerned. The pay and perks enjoyed by those working at our schools and universities—and indeed across the entire public sector—must more accurately reflect how well they are doing their jobs.”

The University of Glasgow has the highest number of staff earning over £100,000 in Scotland. Despite this, they still charged the Alliance £16.38 for the results.

A University of Manchester spokesperson said: “The university operates in a highly competitive international market and offers competitive remuneration packages in order to attract the best researchers, teachers and professionals.

“The salaries paid to senior staff are comparable to those paid at other Russell Group universities, although we have far fewer staff employed in these higher pay bands than many of our competitor institutions.

“The President and Vice-Chancellor’s pay is set by the Board of Governors’ remuneration committee each year. Professor Rothwell’s pay is less than the Russell Group average despite presiding over the UK’s largest single-site university.”

 

Full data on the staff at UK institutions earning over £150,000 can be read here, courtesy of the Taxpayers’ Alliance.

Name our plane SuperJosh

The Joshua Wilson Brain Tumour Charity is hoping that Superjosh will win the Thomson airlines ‘Name Our Plane’ competition in memory of Joshua Wilson, who died last November.

Joshua was three-and-a-half years old when he was diagnosed with a brain stem tumour, and the surgery to remove the tumour, thereby saving his life, left him with serious post-operative complications; since then, he has been cared for by his mum, Dawn.

The Joshua Wilson Brain Tumour Charity was set up on his 13th birthday in 2013. The charity aims to help other children and families living with childhood brain tumours and other post-operative complications. In its first year, the charity raised £100,000.

During Joshua’s 13th year, his condition worsened, and Dawn was told seven times within eight months that he had only 48 hours to live. Against the odds, Joshua turned 14 in August 2014 before he sadly died later that year.

Dawn, his family, and the charity have continued to work in his legacy to support children in similar situations. In January 2015, Joshua was posthumously voted Mancunian of the Year by readers of the Manchester Evening News, winning over 40 per cent of votes cast.

In honour of Joshua ‘SuperJosh’ Wilson, Dawn, their family, and the charity’s supporters hope to name Thomson’s first Boeing 787 Dreamliner, which will arrive in 2016. It is hoped that it will promote the charity too. Supporters of the charity are known as Josh’s Thumbraisers.

The charity’s mission statement aims to help “children and their families who have brain tumours and post surgery disabilities and others along Josh’s Journey.” The Charity releases weekly SuperJosh news on their website, promoting their hard work, including the recently decorated SuperJosh Van, and the Warehouse Project raising £1,257 in the first two weeks of their yearly lineup.

The Warehouse Project founder Sacha Lord Marchionne is a patron of the charity and the Warehouse Project regularly donates to the Joshua Wilson Brain Tumour Charity.

In March 2013, Former Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police Sir Peter Fahy took part in a spoof video with colleagues and the cast of Manchester-based detective show Scott & Bailey, which included a hunt for GMPs most infamous villain Joshua himself, and a rendition of Gangnam Style to raise funds for the charity. Sir Peter is a patron of the charity, adding in a statement that: “[Joshua] challenged your view of mental and physical disability because of his great love for life and the way he reacted to things around him.

“I am proud to be a patron of the charity named after him.”

You can vote for SuperJosh at nameourplane.com/name/superjosh

The competition ends Monday 16th November 2015 at 12:00.

Ask Me

I’m in a very close friendship group of girls and one girl has recently got a new boyfriend who a lot of the other girls really dislike. They’ve started organizing things without our friend even when we know she’s not with her boyfriend because they claim she’s ‘changed.’ I’m really uncomfortable with the whole situation but I don’t want to end up cast out as well. What should I do?

 

This is a difficult one because although you rightly know it’s unfair for the group to treat your friend in this way, most people do change a little bit when they first get into a new relationship. It’s probably worth having a discussion with the group and remind them all what you so liked about your friend in the first place, and how her boyfriend can’t have changed her to such an extreme extent. You haven’t mentioned whether the group’s reasons for disliking the boyfriend are reasonable—maybe they just don’t like change and will get used to the new situation? It might be best to talk to the friend with the boyfriend as well and give her any chance to tell you if she’s feeling isolated from the friendship group, or just really enjoying all her time with her new boyfriend. With any luck, she won’t have noticed and the girls will soon get used to being more understanding about the situation.

Diwali Festival set to light up Manchester Academy

The University of Manchester’s Indian Society will be hosting their own Diwali Mela, to celebrate the ancient Hindu Festival of Lights, as part of the university’s ongoing Global Fest. The event will take place on Sunday from 6pm in Manchester Academy, in a night promising to be an impressive expression of Indian and Hindi culture.

The religious festival Diwali is one of the most widely celebrated in the Hindu faith as well as in India, with the abundance of lights conveying victory over darkness and good over evil. In the southern hemisphere it is celebrated in the spring and in the northern hemisphere autumn, representing a time when daylight becomes shorter but light and hope should still prevail.

Throughout the evening there will be various performances taking place including a Diwali Pooja (prayer), a musical show depicting the history of Diwali Mela and a “grand cultural show comprising of exhilarating performances by the Indian Society performing arts team.”

During the evening there will be a variety of activities provided for guests including artistic body painting (mehndi), games, charity fundraising as well as snacks and sweets stalls provided by a local Indian caterer.

It is not the first time Diwali has been celebrated in Manchester this year, on Saturday the 17th of October a large celebration was held on Albert Square featuring performances and shows. The Indian Society will hope to put on an equally popular show, and they have also promised “the wildest Diwali after party.”

Sunday’s celebration certainly looks to be an exciting part of the university’s Global Fest and an opportunity to sample the vibrancy and colour of Hindi culture, expressed through music, dress and dance.

Tickets for the event can be purchased here.

The Tweed Brewing Co.

Young entrepreneur Sam Ward is attempting to revolutionise the beer industry. Less than a year ago, sitting in their local Robinson’s pub with a pint, he and his now-business partners lamented the poor quality of the beer on offer.

“Most of the good ideas start over a pint,” he said. “Myself, Dave, and Anthony [were] all sat in our local just talking about how beer is bland, it’s quite boring, it always seems to have that stereotypical bitterness to it which doesn’t appeal to myself.

“And then Anthony, already being a professional brewer, working for Manchester Brewery, he said, ‘well, beer doesn’t have to be like that. You can make it sweet, you can make it dry, you can make it bitter, you don’t have to follow any rules.’

“So I said ‘why can’t you make it sweeter?’ And I compared it to Desperados—I said if beer is like Desperados I think everyone would drink it.”

And that night, in that pub, was where Tweed Brewery began. Since then, they have grown at an unprecedented rate, and don’t look like they’ll be slowing down any time soon.

Based in Hyde, the Tweed Brewing Co. describe themselves as “a Manchester-based micro-brewery on a mission to reinvent the pint.”

Photo: Tweed Brewing Co.

They use all the modern tools at their disposal, keeping a sharp eye on what’s on trend and making drinks they think will really appeal to the general public both in terms of flavour and style. It is extremely important to them to utilise social media in particular to market their products.

“I think people are buying with their eyes now, instead of just buying with the pocket. They want something that first of all looks nice and catches their eye, but second of all there’s a certain traceability to it. So it’s local, or the ingredients are organic, or it’s not been sat on a shelf or in a warehouse for two years.

“I think people like to know what they’re drinking, the background of it, they want to be able to see it on social media and see that that brand is engaging customers. People want a nice product at a reasonable price, but are prepared to pay a bit more for something that’s locally sourced.”

The name Tweed and their entire branding came from the potential to market themselves anywhere. “We wanted something quintessentially British, so whether it goes to export or wherever, we want people to know it is a British product.

“Second of all we wanted something that was going to automatically suggest a premium product. So I think tweed, being worn by royals, is definitely synonymous with premium.

“We have a core range of about five craft beers,” says Sam. “We have four of them available in bottle and cask, and then cask is our core. So we have our Hopster, our American Pale Ale; we have our New World Pale which is brewed with New World hops; Orange County IPA, which is brewed with fresh sweet oranges; we have a Black Shire Stout, which is really sweet and milky; and we also have our new Equinox, which is like Black Forest gateau in a pint.

“And a seasonal one which is our porter which has only just come out. Hopster is definitely [the most popular], 100 per cent. It’s really light, it’s brewed with fresh lime, it’s just such an easy drink.”

Photo: Tweed Brewing Co.

I ask what the start-to-finish process of brewing involves. “So Anthony will come in at about seven in the morning—all the hot water will be ready to go at around 75°. He’ll start with the mash, which is what’ll give you your sugars, which will then work with the yeast, which will turn to alcohol.

“Depending on what we’re brewing at the time, he’ll get around 150-200kg of malt into the mash tun. He’ll steep that like you do with a teabag, for about 90 minutes.

“He’ll then siphon that out into a boiler, bring that mash up to the boil, which will convert starches to sugars. And then, at various different stages throughout the boil—either 70 minutes, 20 minutes, seven minutes and zero—he’ll add hops for flavouring, aroma, or bitterness.

“After that he’ll let that stand for 20, 30 minutes, and that’ll go into the fermenting vessel, pitch the yeast, then that’ll probably be done within four to five days. Then after that, siphon it into the casks, and drop it off at the Crown & Kettle. It’s simple, but I wouldn’t like to do it—I can only just about brew a cup of tea.”

Photo: Tweed Brewing Co.

Sam admits that beer is one of the most risky and competitive businesses to enter, especially in today’s market. “I knew the market was crowded, I just didn’t realise how crowded it was,” he said. “It is a risky business to go into, but I think also what people don’t realise is that a lot of the breweries are one man bands, so the brewer is the marketer, seller, delivery driver, plus the brewer.

“Being a trio, we can attack it from three different angles. We have Dave who does all the brewery management and is the delivery driver. He can go out and spend ten or 15 minutes with each customer, see how the beers are going, and work with the customer and feed back to us.

“We’ve got Anthony who solely focuses on the stock, the brewing side of things. And then between myself and Tom [Ingham, former Mancunion Music Editor], we do all the social media, PR, press, selling, and just driving the business forward.

“Between us, that’s what’s setting Tweed apart at the moment, especially within Manchester. We’ve got a good product, we know it sells, it’s being seen by the right people, but it’s also growing.”

And growing at a serious rate too. “We sold our first cask of beer to Sand Bar round the corner on the 27th of November 2014, and since then we’re now stocked in the Hilton, the Midland, the Renaissance, Innside Manchester by Melia, Sand Bar, Crown & Kettle, Allotment, the Fonts, [and] Kros.

“We now distribute to Newcastle regularly, East Anglia, London, and we’re soon to be listed in a national supermarket on a local level.”

But the team, on the whole, feel that their local nature has helped them. “I think not being in the city centre has been a struggle, we could be a lot further on if we were a city centre brewery because of the clique within the city centre.

“But then again, I also think it’s allowed us to keep our eye on the ball and not get sucked into this fanboy clique there is, everyone brewing mad hoppy beers at ten per cent.

“I think there are pros and cons of being in Hyde, the biggest pro has been working with a local authority—Tameside council have been amazing and they’ve really bent over backwards for us. We’d move as the business needed, but for me I’d like to stay within Tameside for the time being,” said Sam.

Students who want to get their hands on a pint of one of Tweed’s beers can try Kro bar, the Lass O’Gowrie and Joshua Brooks on Charles Street, or the Crown & Kettle on the edge of the Northern Quarter where it is stocked regularly.

On the horizon, Tweed have an event coming up in Spinningfields in collaboration with the Dockyard, though a date has not yet been set: “That’s going to be a new soul and jazz sort of night, a weekly occurrence. And then we’ve got a load of stuff lined up for 2016.”

Hull Union apologises for ‘sex act game’ during sports club night

Last month shocking pictures of students engaging in a ‘sex act game’ during popular Hull University Union sports club night, ‘The Tower’, emerged via The Tab.

Held at Hull Union’s ‘Asylum’ night club, the weekly sports night saw guest DJ Lee Watson, known for his appearance on ITV’s Club Reps, host a competition encouraging students to simulate sex acts on stage. The winner of the competition would receive a free ticket to sports tour in Croatia, worth nearly £300.

Students were first encouraged to take part in a cracker-eating contest, however witnesses in the crowd say it eventually escalated to participants taking their clothes off on stage.

Student Kimberly Houghton, described how the DJ “shouted out a sex position and when the music stopped the students had to get in positions and people were kicked out round by round.”

With many students reported to have left the venue early, she also recalled Watson asking one male student to shout “who’s your daddy” down the microphone whilst holding a girl upside down in a sexual position, in order to stay in the game.

Watson—described by one student as “misogynistic”—was also reported to have encouraged the audience in cheering “slag” at one female, and to have asked another to remain with a same sex partner for a bit of “girl on girl action.” He is also reported to have told the crowd: “Cheer if you want to fuck this girl! She’s keen, form a queue. I’m first.”

The Hull Union club night has been slated for “exploiting” and “degrading” young women by anti-sexual violence group Rape Crisis, and has been equally shunned by Chris McGovern, chairman of Campaign for Real Education.

McGovern expressed how this one incident is part of an epidemic of mental health issues spanning the country’s campuses. He said: “Peer pressure on students to conform is strong and many young people are likely to feel upset, or, even, traumatised by an association, however, loose, with the ‘sex on stage’ event.

“We have an epidemic of mental health issues on our campuses and such behaviour is likely to add to them.”

Hull University Union has since acknowledged some games ‘were not appropriate’. A spokesperson said: “We are disappointed this event caused any offence or upset to our members and offer our sincere apologies to anyone that was offended by them.

“It is important to us that our members have a great time in our venues and we are committed to Hull University Union continuing to be an inclusive, welcoming, and accepting space.”

Hull Union also reassured members that “the act that appeared at this Tower will not be re-booked for future performances.”