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Day: 27 November 2017

Quiplash: the party game for those ‘on the lash’

Fed up with playing the same old “red or black”, “never have I ever…”, “ring of fire”? Never fear, Quiplash is here! And it’s guaranteed to bring out the worst in your bodily constitution, not to mention your otherwise suppressed political incorrectness.

If I were to try and summarise this game, the best way I can think of is this: it’s like playing Cards Against Humanity on your phone, but instead of hearing the same old tiresome answers, everyone has the luxury of a blank card. Basically, up to eight of you must try and come up with the funniest and/or sickest answers to a series of absurd questions.

Photo: Jackbox Games

The game is made up of three rounds, with each of you answering as well as voting on which you think is funniest. Not all of you get the same prompts: that way you all get to enjoy not only your comedy genius but also judge your friends’ answers and rightly conclude you’re way funnier, despite their best efforts to challenge you.

The true beauty of this game, however, lies in the social aspect that doesn’t just limit itself to you and your mates. Things get much more interesting when the internet is involved. Quiplash has a built-in audience feature where the same code that you all use to compete against each other is the same that those outside the 8 player limit can use to jump in on the voting process, turning the tide of your comedic fortunes.

This becomes a huge aspect of the game when the advent of streaming is taken into account: thousands of people watching you play a party game makes whoever will come out on top a much more contentious issue, or even crush your spirit with a comedic reality check. Streamers are all about audience interaction and with this type of game, what was initially a private drinking game becomes a prospective comedy club experience.

Now I’m sure by now you’re thinking “just get to the part about alcohol!”, so I’ll waste no more of your time. I’m sure you’ll all be able to figure out ways you of turning this into your own unique drinking game, but the easiest way would be to simply punish those whose answer is the least funny by making them drink, or reward the funniest, depending on what kind of person you are. I’ll leave it up to you to determine the severity of your rulebook.

In all seriousness, you should know your own limits — I’m not your mother! Regardless, this is a brilliant game, especially when you share the same dark sense of humour as your housemates or even a specific online community. Lastly, it’s a game that is well suited to student bank accounts, coming in at around £8-£10 on all platforms, or even as cheap as a fiver on sale. Just make sure you budget enough to stock up your drinks cabinet.

Drink responsibly, folks!

Why you should see City Calm Down tomorrow

Everyone loves watching new music, right? Well Manchester’s Soup Kitchen are tomorrow hosting Melbourne four-piece, City Calm Down, and it is not to be missed.

I OH YOU Records are thrilled to announce ‘In This Modern Land’, the new single from the band and the latest track to be revealed from the band’s highly anticipated second album.

Two years on from their debut, ‘In A Restless House’, Jack Bourke, Jeremy Sonnenberg, Sam Mullaly, and Lee Armstrong return with the band’s latest offering; soaring synths and horns; an exuberant and bold crescendo; and all cemented by Bourke’s striking, unmistakable baritone.

During ‘In This Modern Land’, front man Bourke adopts the perspective of a person coming to terms with, and perhaps embracing, their own social isolation. Contrasted with the soaring instrumentation and melodies, the lyrics highlight the growing disconnect between Bourke and his surroundings.

Since the band’s early EP Movements, and their acclaimed 2015 debut, City Calm Down have paved the way for their forthcoming second album – which will see a worldwide release in early 2018 – with a run of singles achieving over four million streams.

Recorded in Melbourne with long-time producer Malcolm Beasley, expect an album that explores the emotional idiosyncrasies of our modern, changing world, rendered in glistening keyboards, chugging guitars and triumphant horns.

With multiple sold-out tours and appearances at major festivals, City Calm Down have also performed with Alt-J, Chvrches, Bombay Bicycle Club and more. In February 2018 they will undertake another national Australian trek as part of the Laneway Festival alongside the likes of Dream Wife, Father John Misty, Slowdive, The War on Drugs and Wold Alice.

If you get a chance tomorrow, nip down to Soup Kitchen and see what these guys are about; it’ll be worth your while.

Premier League Round-Up: November 24-26th

Tottenham Hotspur lost more ground in the title race as they slipped to a disappointing 1-1 home draw against West Brom. The Baggies, under the temporary charge of Gary Megson, scored early as Salomón Rondón was played in by Jake Livermore. The West Prom striker pushed Davinson Sánchez aside as he slid the ball into the far corner.

Spurs laboured in their search for an equaliser eventually finding their goal in the 74th minute through Harry Kane. The striker after the game said his side were “not good enough” and noted the now 13 point gap between them and Manchester City.

City themselves took the short trip to Huddersfield Town where they battled for a 2-1 win.  Sergio Agüero and Raheem Sterling got the goals after City fell behind due to a Nicolás Otamendi own goal.

Two other teams hoping to be in the title race come the end of the season contested Saturday’s late kick off as Chelsea travelled to Anfield. After an even first half, in-form Mohamed Salah scored his tenth league goal of the season before substitute Willian equalised in the 85th minute. The Brazilian’s attempt may well have been a cross as it looped over Simon Mignolet into the net. The shared points mean Liverpool slipped to sixth while Chelsea lost ground of both of the Manchester clubs.

Manchester United secured their ninth league win of the season in an unconvincing fashion at home to Brighton. The home side were forced to rely on a Lewis Dunk own goal to give them all three points in a game that José Mourinho described as “probably the hardest match we’ve had this season”. The win moved United temporarily five points behind City.

Arsenal left it late again as they relied on a penalty to win away at Burnley. Aaron Ramsey was deemed to have been fouled in the box before Alexis Sánchez converted the spot kick in a scenario that matched last season’s fixture. The win moved Arsenal into fourth ahead of Spurs.

Watford continued their fine start to the season with a 3-0 away win at Newcastle. In a week which saw their manager Marco Silva targeted by Everton for their new boss, Watford fans can be particularly pleased to still see him on the touchline of this commanding win. Summer signing Will Hughes opened the scoring before a DeAndre Yedlin own goal doubled their advantage just before half time. Andre Gray added a third just after the hour mark to confirm the three points and condem Newcastle to their fourth straight defeat.

Crystal Palace increased their chances of Premier League survival as they scored late to defeat Stoke City 2-1. The visitors scored first through Xherdan Shaqiri before man of the moment Ruben Loftus-Cheek equalised three minutes later. An injury time winner from Mamadou Sakho mood Palace within three points of safety.

Another team flirting with relegation in West Ham secured their first point of the David Moyes era on Friday night. Coming from behind due to a Marc Albrighton goal for Leicester in the eight minute, Cheikhou Kouyaté level just before half time.

Southampton inflicted more misery on Everton as they embarrassed them 4-1 at St. Marys. Goals from Dušan Tadić and Steven Davis combined with a brace from the returning Charlie Austin confirmed Southampton’s class apart performance. Everton did find the net through Gylfi Sigurðsson, his first Premier League goal for the club, but it was otherwise another embarrassing display.

Swansea – Bournemouth ended goalless.

January 2018 Pangaea has been cancelled

The winter instalment of Pangaea has been cancelled because of ongoing building works in and around the Students’ Union building.

The Students’ Union Activities Officer, Kitty Bartlett, said that these building works meant that January’s Pangaea had to be cancelled on “health and safety” grounds.

She continued to say that, “something will be happening in January” to take its place but that students will have to “watch this space to find out what it is!”

Sources have suggested to The Mancunion that the event to take its place will likely be another instalment of the Union’s popular new event, Club Tropicana.

Wiley headlined Pangaea during Welcome Week in September 2017. He was joined by lots of independent DJs and the University of Manchester’s very own Fuse FM.

Students have told The Mancunion that on the whole they’re not fussed about the cancellation, due to a decline in quality of the event over the last couple of years, with Masters student Lydia Harford saying that she “wouldn’t care” if it got cancelled because “the newer ones haven’t been that good.”

Third year Economics and Politics student George Lean, said that whilst the he liked the venue (when it’s not covered in construction), there was an issue with the “trafficking of people” through the event.

Becky Cox, a third year English Literature student said she’d been three times but she doesn’t care about the cancellation. Despite the opportunity to get glittered up, “it’s expensive, the line-ups haven’t been amazing recently, and you can go somewhere else for much cheaper and have a good night.”

Third year Mathematics student Chris Webster had also been three times but complained that “we tend to spend most of the night loosing and searching for our friends. I wouldn’t care if it ended. The line-up isn’t very good, it’s too expensive…and there’s not enough techno.”

Review: Punk in Drublic – A Night of Spoken Word, Poetry & Comedy

The combination of politically fuelled poetry and lighthearted stand-up comedy, Punk In Drublic, is set in the cosy Brewdog bar in Manchester City Centre. Hosted by the charismatic Rob Stevenson, this thought-provoking and hilarious show where “poetry and comedy violently clash” raises money and awareness for the Mustard Tree homelessness charity, a great cause which actively endeavours to combat poverty in Manchester.

The headline performance from established poet and performer ‘Attila the Stockbroker’ was both poignant and comical, giving his take on the shortcomings of modern society, and providing his insight on the rhetoric of current affairs, politics, and tabloids.

Although speaking about similar themes, and portraying similar messages of social equality, each performer had their own unique style, ranging from moving poetry about lost loved ones, to hilariously relatable stand-up comedy.

Manchester’s own Isaiah Hull performed a thought-provoking poem about the realities of growing up in what he calls a ‘bad place’, bringing forward the realities of some lives which most definitely need to be talked about. The diversity of both the performers and the audience is great to see; people of all ages and backgrounds, from all over the country, with a full range of experience — from a regular Glastonbury performer to the rising poets of Manchester.

The theme of charity and helping those in need was brought up many a time throughout this evening. Yet it was always pursued with a positivity, as the night of celebration was underlined with a poignant incentive — with opportunities to buy charity raffle prizes for the Mustard Tree too.

Punk in Drublic celebrates the art of spoken word in many different forms, making both poetry and comedy accessible in a positive and welcoming atmosphere. This can be enjoyed by anyone — and welcomes everyone.

Student protesters demand divestment

Student activists staged a sit-in demonstration underneath Whitworth Arch last Wednesday to protest the university’s continued financial links to oil companies and corporations involved in the Israeli arms trade.

Taking place next to the Whitworth building, the sit-in was preceded by a march from All Saints campus at Manchester Metropolitan University, which recently topped a league table by People and Planet of the UK’s greenest universities, while Manchester University ranked just 71st.

The march concluded at the arch by the entrance to the Council Chambers in the Whitworth Building, where the university Board of Governors were holding a meeting. A large orange banner reading “enough is enough: divest now!” was also unveiled under the arch.

The march and sit-in took place as part of a national day of action in coordination with student campaigners at UCL, Leeds, Loughborough, Plymouth, Swansea, Bristol and Cambridge, following a three year campaign for divestment over the £7 million currently invested by the university in companies including BP and Shell, which amounts to 3.9 per cent of Manchester’s endowment fund.

The partaking demonstrators represented a variety of student groups including People and Planet, Campaign Against Arms Trade (CAAT), Unis Resist Border Controls and the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) campaign. Chanting slogans including “we won’t rest until you divest”, they occupied the walkway under the Whitworth arch with the aim of making their demands heard to the governors inside and hoping to speak with them directly as they left the building.

Prior to this action, pro-divestment campaigners had already appealed to university management with a letter signed by over 90 academics and an online petition, which at the time of writing has reached almost 17,000 signatures.

Callum Tyler, chair of the Manchester branch of People and Planet, said that student groups were “sick of being ignored” by the board of governors after three years of campaigning for divestment from fossil fuels, and were trying to raise greater awareness among students of the university’s investments.

“We want to see more responsibility in how they spend money, and see them invest in sustainable alternatives,” he said, adding that “not enough people know about this, so we hope more people get to hear us today. Divestment is now a trend across universities and Manchester is lagging behind.”

According to People and Planet, the UK is the global leader in divestment by universities from fossil fuels, with one-third of British universities taking steps to partially or completely cut their stakes in the oil industry. Since the commitment in August of nine more institutions, including Canterbury Christ Church and the University of Cumbria, to abandon their investments, a total of 54 across the country have pledged to divest funds. 22.5 per cent of British universities have committed to full divestment, contributing to a £10.7 billion reduction in financial support for oil companies – a figure that climbs to £80 billion worldwide.

Environmental concerns were not the only ones brought to the forefront, as demonstrators from the BDS campaign also called for divestment from corporations acting in Israel. Particular emphasis was placed on Caterpillar, an American construction company in which Manchester has a stake of over £800,000, and which has manufactured bulldozers deployed by the Israeli army in Palestine, displacing people from 25,000 homes.

At the sit-in, speakers expressed anger that Dame Nancy Rothwell had, in their eyes, repeatedly failed to respond to requests from Palestinian students at Manchester for them to meet with her and discuss their opposition to the university’s links with Israel.

Mohamed Sakr, a student activist with BDS, spoke of his feelings of being “complicit” in the actions of some of the university’s investment partners. He added that tuition fees are being fed directly into “injustice committed by corporations and fossil fuels companies. It’s not an option for students to be quiet — we don’t pay our fees to fund war crimes.”

A representative of the university’s Jewish Society asserted the right of the demonstrators to stage a protest, even one so critical of the university’s links to Israel, and their society’s “commitment to respect and free speech on campus.”

They added, “JSoc caters for all Jewish students, and therefore houses a wide range of views on Israel. Some members of our JSoc may oppose the BDS activity on campus, but we respect the right of various groups to protest and support their cause, and we hope to receive the same treatment.”

In a statement, a university spokesman claimed that recent updates to its Socially Responsible Investment Policy signals a greater commitment by the university to support low or zero-carbon projects. They said that the promotion of such investments would “allow [the university] to pursue an ethical investment approach, whilst minimising any potential negative impact on its investment returns. This approach includes a commitment to identifying and promoting low or zero-carbon investments.”

Recipe: Emergency Microwave Mug Brownie

Tough day? Period pains? Bleary Mancunian rain getting you down? Comfort your sorrows and your sweet tooth with this easy microwave mug recipe, ready in just one hot minute.

You will need:

5 tbsp Nutella (or equivalent)
1 egg
2 tbsp all purpose Flour

Method:

1. Put the Nutella in your mug and microwave on a medium setting for 15 seconds so it’s a little bit runny.

2. Add the egg and whisk the two together.

3. Add the flour a little at the time and mix until you have a smooth and even batter.

4. Microwave on high for around 45 seconds — voila!

Your brownie should be doughy on top with a gooey centre. Serve while it’s still warm, but don’t burn your tongue on the molten core! This recipe is made especially good when you drizzle on a little cream and add strawberries. For a festive vibe — try adding a little nutmeg with your flour. Bon appetit!

Recipe: Broken-Ox-Hearted

This is a recipe for getting over heartbreak. I can take no credit for the original source recipe of this recipe, I have only fiddled about with it. The recipe belonged to my great-great-grandfather, whose mother used to cook it for him anyhow. He grew up in Wakefield, Yorkshire, not too far from the River Calder. Now it’s been said that the cows, and especially the oxen, that drink from the river Calder, have real big hearts.  They swell to bursting with all kind of kinds of bovine goodness.

As a young man, my great-great-grandfather would go down on the river, as fly fishing was a particular fancy of his. I won’t go in to the details but one day he come home with a face like a pug’s ass and his mother says to him, “what’s up?”. He replies, “Mother, shoot me now lest I wake another dawn for my heart has been broke,”

“Oh, I’ve got just the thing for that,” she replied.

She reaches into the larder, grabs a jar of thinly sliced ox hearts that had been marinading in vinegar, and fries him a couple up and slips then on to bread. He takes one bite and the tears in his heart begin to mend.

Ingredients:

Ox Heart (500g) — If you can’t get to Wakefield I buy my ox hearts from Asda.

Fish Sauce — 4 tbsp

Veg oil — 1 splash

Garlic — 4 chopped cloves

Lime — Juice and zest of 1

Rice Wine Vinegar — 1/2 tbsp

Method:

Slice the hearts as thin as you can, you want them to be the size of a bit of back bacon. Then combine the rest of the ingredients and mix them up in a bowl. Cover the hearts with mix, or marinade, and place in an airtight container. Leave overnight in the fridge. Fry them for 30–60 seconds a side in a hot pan for the following dinner, or when next heartbroken. Goes well with bread or rice dish, spuds are nice as well.

The damaging culture of silence in music

In the recent months since The New York Times released a damning expose detailing decades of alleged calculated sexual assault by Harvey Weinstein, the floodgates have opened in Hollywood. Many women and men have felt inspired to share their own experiences creating a much needed conversation that can no longer be ignored.

The dialogue surrounding the issues of sexual assault and harassment have increased tenfold with many powerful figures being called out for their behaviour. These incidents happen not just in the entertainment industry but all around us, and are often kept as a dirty little secret. Men in particular, use their position of power to belittle and scare those that dare to even attempt to speak as evident from Weinstein. Over two-thirds of sexual assault go unreported and for every 1000 rape attacks, six rapists will end up incarnated.

There is an incredible amount of guilt and shame that goes hand in hand with such acts. The whole process can be extremely demoralising and more often than not, women are led to believe that there is little they can really do to achieve any sense of acceptable change.

The music industry has faced increased scrutiny with multiple women coming forward with allegations towards the lead singers of the bands Don Broco and Nothing But Thieves, both of whom have outright denied accusations aimed towards them. These two bands are not alone; Marilyn Manson parted way with long time member Twiggy Ramirez when allegations of sexual abuse came to light.

Earlier this month, Tove Lo, Zara Larsson and Robyn joined thousands of women in an open letter calling out the sexual assault in the Swedish music industry. In this letter which was published in a Swedish newspaper they said “We demand zero tolerance for sexual exploitation or violence.  Sexual assault or violence will have consequences in terms of terminations of contracts” with many revealing their own troubling personal stories which happen every day:

“When a competent male musician rapes you, you lose a lot of friends.” “What he did was wrong. But he is an asset to the music industry so we don’t want to lose him. I hope you can understand and respect that.”

This letter is a huge indication of the culture that we currently live in, powerful men use their position of power to essentially get what they want as they deem themselves untouchable. Following on from this letter, major heads of record labels offered their support and pledged to put an end to such behaviour.

Whilst it may seem a bit too little too late, it is evident that people are aware they need to step up and lead by example. It’s pretty evident that the roots of misogyny are deeply embedded in our society, so much so that many of us are unaware of just how deeply problematic and damaging it can be.  Many of these harassment and sexual assault allegations can seem to stem from a power imbalance that is very much present in the entertainment industry.

Many of the recent allegations that have surfaced come from the fan/musician interactions which highlight this imbalance. There are these cultural ideas that with success comes money, power and women. This is a misogynistic view which devalues women and creates a toxic environment where men can do as they please with little consequence. A woman who was allegedly assaulted by PWR BTTM’s Ben Hopkins revealed her inability to come forward at first because of his position in the music industry.

It seems that recent allegations facing Nothing But Thieves also work on the artist/fan interaction with these figures taking what they want because they see it so fit. The act that they have endured is traumatic, alongside that is the fact they may be trying to go up against someone who is extremely wealthy and can very easily have them silenced. Many of these artists become untouchable the bigger they come and people that depend on them financially, such as PR companies and publicists, so calling them out for their behaviour and effectively “damaging” their career will not be of importance.

One of the most troublesome accounts that has been revealed in the past months, came from Alice Glass, co-founder of the band Crystal Castles who left the band in 2014 (at the time citing “reasons both professional and personal”). This year she bravely released a statement on her website detailing the years of alleged abuse suffered at the hands of her bandmate Ethan Kath. She said that for almost a decade, Kath abused her both psychologically and physically, he controlled what she ate, dictated who she could be friends with and belittled her bit by bit until he retained complete ownership.

One of the most alarming details that she revealed was that Kath apparently forced her to have sex with him or “he said, I wouldn’t be allowed to be in the band anymore.” Due to the control he had over her it made her deeply insecure and too scared to speak openly at the fear of not being taken seriously and suicidal for many years. Glass admitted that she didn’t have the courage to reveal the extent of her treatment until she saw the recent outpouring of women from the entertainment industry coming forward with their own stories that she felt it necessary to reveal her own.

This in itself shows the importance of listening to those that step forward and making the statement that they will be believed. Perhaps if the Harvey Weinstein story had not broke when it did, we would not currently be at this huge turning point where now more than ever those that have been made to feel like victims for so long can be open and receive the justice they so rightly deserve.

I very much feel that those who come forward should be believed until proven otherwise, it may often be a tricky line to navigate but if we don’t collectively show support in a public way then it may stop others from speaking out which is extremely harmful. Passivity and remaining silent should not be an option, this stance is what has created this culture and those that are aware and actively decide to turn the other way are feeding into this system.

Going forward from this point, it is incredibly important if men in all types of the various industries take a step up and examine their own behaviour. Coming together and showing support will help create a safer community for artist and fans alike. Whilst it appears the list of sexual abusers grow every day, this is as many have described the tip of the iceberg and will only worsen as time goes on. Again the most important aspect of this is to show solidarity and have these uncomfortable conversations in order to provoke change.

 

Win a Limited Edition Morrissey Clear Vinyl

Here’s a competition for all of you northern girls and boys. As you’re all probably seen — or heard — that Morrissey is back in the swing of things. After three years of hiding in the shadows and taking a break of limelight he has proudly brought out his new album Low in High School.

The Telegraph pondered that after only hearing the first two singles released from the album it has the potential to be “classic Morrissey: musical adventurous, witty, and political”.

The remaining ten album tracks continue in the same vein: chastising political figures, questioning authority, and regaling us with old-fashioned love stories. Entertaining, provocative, insightful, and intelligent, Morrissey weaves a narrative like no other and none more so than on Low In High School.

Morrissey – Credit Monika Stolarska

The album will be released digitally and in various physical formats: CD, coloured vinyl, and limited-edition cassette. Limited vinyl formats and bundles will be available via the Mporium, with the vinyl in different colours with lyrics and sleeve notes in French (blue), Spanish (transparent orange), and Japanese (transparent yellow). The Mporium will also stock a limited edition 7” box set with clear vinyl.

SO, us here at The Mancunion, have a few prizes to give away.

1st Prize: Limited edition clear vinyl of the album
2nd Prize x 2: CD copy of the album

If you can answer this very very difficult question:

What is the second line of the single ‘Spent The Day In Bed’?

Please e-mail your name, student number, and your answer to:

[email protected]

Entries close on Sunday the 3rd of December 2017  (23:59)

Winners will be announced on Monday the 4th of December 2017.

Review: Star Wars: Battlefront II

Star Wars: Battlefront II released last week amongst a level of scrutiny, controversy, and criticism unseen in the games industry since as long as I can remember. In an almost Star Wars-esque battle that raged across the internet, the consumer rebellion emerged victorious against the EAmpire — for now, at least.

Unfortunately, the game itself is far less interesting than the debate around it. Whilst Battlefront II provides a significant amount more content than its predecessor, it stands as living proof to me that quantity does not equate to quality.

The campaign was arguably the biggest single addition to Battlefront II, and featured an intriguing premise, putting you in the shoes of an elite group of stormtroopers called the Inferno Squad.

The narrative of the campaign is actually a fairly good one, and had Battlefront II blended the good vs. evil battle into the gameplay, it would have been an effective and emotive — albeit short — tale of redemption and corruption that dealt with the issue of humanising that which lies beneath the otherwise anonymous mask of the stormtrooper.

However, the narrative elements of the campaign sit alongside the first-person shooter elements in a way so much lacking in subtlety that the game becomes contradictory.

At one juncture in the story, for example, Iden and Meeko, two of the game’s main protagonists, become disillusioned with the empire after it refuses to protect the citizens of one its planets, instead choosing to save only high ranking officials.

The righteous indignation of the pair, though, is almost made a mockery of by the gameplay that follows. In escaping the clutches of the evil empire, you, the player, are made to shoot your way out by means of killing literally hundreds of stormtroopers whilst using an AT-AT to plough your way through the streets of the city.

Stormtroopers are pigs to the slaughter. photo:EA

Elsewhere, Luke Skywalker’s introductory mission sees him kill his way through an army of stormtroopers, as well as insects who are angry at the colonisation of their planet.

The light side of the force, in Battlefront II, clock up a kill count alarmingly higher than the darkside, obscuring the good vs. evil theme to the extent that the immersiveness of the story was severely compromised. Yoda once said, “a Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defence… never for attack.” Battlefront II sees you do the complete opposite.

The dark side and the light side have an alarming amount in common. photo:EA

The missions were also quite repetitive and ‘gamey’ for lack of a better word. We’ve all completed that mission before where you have to defend an objective from an onslaught of attackers, and this was a recurrent trope in the campaign. The way gameplay was structured in the missions felt formulaic and contrived, and this added to the overall disappointingly bland feel of it.

If it looks like Star Wars and sounds like Star Wars, then it’s probably Star Wars, right? I’ll grant EA this: the score, visuals and sound effects are outstanding. But in the absence of the depth, personality, and heart of Star Wars, the beautifully crafted scenery felt like a cheap and lifeless imitation.

stagnant beauty in Star Wars: Battlefront II. photo:EA

The game’s other major mode, multiplayer, might generally be seen as the main appeal of the game and provides a wide variety of different game modes which a far larger range of maps than the first game.

The maps, however, are far from perfect. They can generally be divided into two subgroups: planets and star-bases. The planet-based maps are by far the strongest of the two, presenting sprawling, varied and well-structured maps that present plenty of environmental advantages and ways to approach the objective.

The other subgroup, star-base maps, are much, much weaker. The luminescent white and polished marble look that constituted the inside of the death star is striking at first but becomes extremely problematic for map design.

For one thing, it makes the maps frustratingly disorientating, but, more crucially, makes one map artistically indistinguishable from the next. This made playing through different maps feel remarkably monotonous, almost negating the enhanced scope that EA were so proud of announcing in their demo.

A more severe problem, however, arose due to the corridor based structure of star-base maps. On the one hand, Battlefront II’s maps were sprawling, but the combat became squeezed into impractically tight choke-points which resulted in the objective being largely ignored for trench warfare.

Tight corridors. photo:EA

The main criticism that EA faced for their online mode was the presence of star cards, which were rightly protested as they were a pay-to-win mechanic in a lootbox available primarily through microtransactions.

However, the star cards were surprisingly unobtrusive. Despite building the whole game around them, EA’s integration of them is simultaneously clandestine and obnoxious. They can hardly be avoided; the first thing that greets you when you open the game, and the thing you see every time you die. At the same time, they are tucked away in submenus, residing in apologetic recesses where their presence is felt rather than seen.

Granted, this may have been a last-minute manoeuvre from EA, but in doing this they lay bare just how basic the progression system is underneath the star cards. Getting better guns is based purely on the number of kills you get. Levelling up seems to have no consequence outside of star cards. Everything is built around them, and, with their presence limited in the game, it’s clear how empty the rest of the online mode is.

I’ll always remember Battlefront II as the game that went too far and finally brought loot boxes and microtransactions into mainstream debate. The game of which the aftermath resulted in Belgium and Hawaii’s governments starting to look into the gambling mechanics of loot boxes and how they can potentially exploit children.

I’ll always remember that, but the game itself is a thoroughly forgettable experience whose lasting legacy will be the battles fought outside it rather than within it — and rightly so.

5/10

Live Review: Depeche Mode

The 17th of November — Manchester Arena

If you look back through music over the past 20 to 30 years there are very few bands that are still together, let alone continuing to bring out new material and continuing to pack out massive arenas all over Europe and the rest of the world.

You could definitely argue the case for Depeche Mode is one of these bands, with the Global Spirit tour proving that this bunch of 50 old-year-olds are still going strong. The Manchester arena was packed out — I won’t lie, I was slightly shocked by this. The even the top tears of the arena were crammed full.

The show began with glorious synth swells, building and building as each member slowly make their way onto the stage, soaking up the applause from the crowd and waiting patiently for Mr Dave Gahan to arrive on centre stage.

If you compared a Depeche Mode performance in the 80s Dave would have been stood rooted to the same spot, clutching the mic stand for dear life hardly moving his body or his eyes. Flashback to tonight and with an almost Mick Jager performance in his trademark sparkly waist coast. It is almost hard to believe its the same person!

They began the set with ‘Going Backwards’, slowly breaking the audience in with a song from there last studio album Spirit, followed by ‘It’s No Good”. The soaring lead synth line filling the room with electronic nostalgia. The audience singing every word along with the band as if it was the last gig they would ever be going too.

The 20 song strong set list spanned all 3 decades of their work, looking incredibly well rehearsed, sliding seamlessly from one song into the other. The band themselves enjoying every single note of every single song — or at least it looked that way.

I was also pleasantly surprised when they began to play a personal favourite song, ‘Stripped’, which when I checked the setlists from other shows hadn’t been played yet on the tour.  The arena all standing sombre singing the almost twisted love song back to the band. This was followed by arguably the bands biggest hit to date,  ‘Enjoy The Silence’.

I take my hat off to Depeche Mode, to still be performing writing and growing their fan base still after 30 years is a testament to themselves and the work they put into there live shows. Even if Martin Gore isn’t the most convincing of guitarist, the band, on the whole, were flawless.

8/10

Explore the latest technology at DigiLab

Organised by the University of Manchester Library team, the DigiLab event allows students and staff to try out the latest ground-breaking technology. Ever wanted to try out virtual reality glasses? Now’s your chance.

This week’s session welcomes special guest Inspyro, a company that specialises in creating content for augmented reality, virtual reality, and 3D graphics. They’ll be demonstrating their newly developed interactive VR content to be used in schools and education.

You’ll also have the chance to try the famous Oculus Rift glasses to explore virtual worlds, use Samsung’s Gear VR, learn how to create your own alternate reality content with ZapWorks, and much more.

“DigiLab was great! I really loved interacting with the latest in virtual reality and even got to take a headset home,” says Aisha Shariff, a student who attended a previous event.

You can find DigiLab on the Lower Ground floor of the Alan Gilbert Learning Commons, on Thursday the 30th of November from 10am–4pm. The event runs on a drop-in basis with no need to book.

The DigiLab team also offer a Code Club, that runs every Thursday between 4pm–6pm, also at the Alan Gilbert Learning Commons. Students or members of staff who are looking to get started with coding, have any questions about code, or who are looking to collaborate on a coding project are welcome to come along.

You can follow @UoMDigiLab on Twitter for updates, email [email protected] with any questions or visit their website www.manchester.ac.uk/library/digilab for more information.

Review: The Great Kathmandu

Bryan Gysin said in the late 50s that writing was 50 years behind painting, and posited to diversify the way we use words to free language. Admittedly, he was speaking more about the way poetry and prose of the era had become entrenched in formalistic restrictions, and yet as I sit to write my weekly food review, I cannot help thinking that I need to shake things up too…

I’m not about to write a review, cut it up, rearrange it and hope that by some miracle, what’s produced is an enlightening piece on West Didsbury’s The Great Kathmandu. No, that just wouldn’t happen, he says, looking round for a pair of scissors just to double check.

This is not to say, however, that I do feel in need of food-writing inspiration, and I’m not quite sure what it is that I should do. I read Marina O’Laughlin’s back catalogue of curry reviews, having been turned onto her by living compatriot Felix Sanders, trying to discern what it is that made her so favoured in the food-critic world.

I move on to Rhik Samadder’s review of Temper City, and continue to comb, spurred on by creative jealousy, before realising that this is probably unhealthy and that I just needed to get on with it.

It seems that to be an interesting food writer, one has to first be a tremendous observer, someone who notices minute details in decor, the ticks of a restaurant, what makes it “IT”. Coupled with this, interesting writers are able to include wholly unrelated ideas, places, people, things, and weave them nonchalantly into the article as if it were a smooth, almost inevitable stepping stone to talking about food.

Anyhow. *weeps at transition*

Established in 1986, The Great Kathmandu has served up Nepalese curries in Manchester for over 30 years, and generally had a fair reputation for doing so. Myself and my dining companion, Mr. Smith (not a pseudonym), enter and are greeted by the age-old signifiers of a British curry house: worn patterned carpets that can’t have been changed since the opening, give way to a curious mixture of dim lamps and ceiling lights, immaculately laid tables, and a choice of Indian beers.

Where the restaurant parts from your typical tandoori restaurant, however, is in its service, where the commonly friendly, welcoming demeanour of staff are replaced by stony, uncommunicative waiters.

We started with poppadoms and accoutrements: raita mixed with fresh chopped mint, mango chutney, sliced onions and a  lime pickle that stimulated a newfound appreciation for Patak’s lumpy, zesty equivalent. The carnist opposite had a Chicken Dopiaza, which was warm and perfectly reduced, and with which he was mighty pleased.

I tried one of the only “Nepalese” dishes listed on the menu, Paneer Masala, as I was keen to see how it differed from the Indian version. It was tasty, and the cubes of Indian cheese were properly covered with a dark, cumin, coriander and garam masala based sauce that had heat and flavour in equal measure.

Nothing about it, however, was discernibly Nepalese, or, given that I know little about Nepalese food (oh gosh, food-writing cliché, what would Brian think?), differed from the Indian versions I had enjoyed in the past. We also ordered a Saag Daal to share, which pleasantly surprised us with its texture, for I find Daals often to be too processed and baby food-like for my taste, and enjoy them with a bit of bite.

Photo: Joe Taylor

We paid our fairly pricey bill, checked out their livestock in the entrance, and left feeling content. It was neither fish nor fowl, with the bill not extortionate but not cheap either, the decor a mixture of glossy and drab, the food good and the service bad. Having spent a while paining over what makes an interesting food review, I think that I’d probably add one more aspect to the reviewer checklist: choose interesting places to eat.

Add some NUTrition to your diet

We are quickly approaching the festive season and at this time of year all kinds of nuts are traditionally eaten – from pecans to almonds to cashews. However, I propose nuts should be a staple in the diet all year round considering there are so many NUTritious benefits.

Each nut varies in health benefits however overall they are packed with protein, fibre and essential fats. It has been proved that nuts can even aid weight loss! A handful of nuts a day can do the world of good to your precious insides.

Almonds: If your diet is low in dairy products (e.g vegan diets) almonds can provide the essential calcium for strong bones. Almonds are also high in vitamin E which helps the appearance of your skin and hair. I great way to eat almonds is chopped up over porridge or blended into a breakfast smoothie.

Cashews: If you are following a vegetarian diet cashews may be for you. They are rich in minerals like iron and zinc plus they are full of protein. They are also high in magnesium which is thought to improve memory. Cashews are great in Asian dishes. For example, add to a chicken curry or toast and sprinkle over a stir fry.

Chestnuts: The most festive if all nuts. Chestnuts are lower in protein that other nuts but they contain useful B vitamins such as B6 and they are full of fibre. Add chestnuts to your buttery sprouts to spruce up your house Christmas dins.

Pecans: Rich in antioxidants which helps prevent plaque that builds up and causes the hardening of arteries. They are also rich in Oleic acid found in olives and avocados. They are also a good source of vitamin B3 which helps fight tiredness.

Here is a festive recipe using the wonderful pecan:

Pecan and Date Squares

Photo: Sonja Shah Williams

Ingredients:

125g plain flour

1tsp baking powder

Pinch of salt

150g soft dark brown sugar

3 eggs beaten

Few drops of vanilla extract

200g chopped pecan nuts

350g chopped pitted dates

Method:

Preheat the oven to 170c
Sift the flour, baking powder and salt into a bowl
In a larger bowl mix together the sugar and eggs before adding the vanilla extract, flour mixture, pecans and dates
Pour mixture into a greased 20x30cm tin
Bake for 35 minutes
Cool a little and cut up into bite sized squares

Go nuts!

This Girl Can: water polo taster huge hit with local school girls

The campaign This Girl Can, having begun in 2015, is continuing to inspire thousands of young girls to pursue sport opportunities and give confidence to those who still have reservations about taking that first step and trying something new.

Evidently, this is the kind of campaign has been wanted for a long time: in the UK, research shows that fewer women than men play sport regularly, a whole two million fewer 14-40 year olds in total. It is no wonder, therefore, that this event by This Girl Can was so well received.

In attendance was British Summer Championships Gold Medalist Katie Matts, who spoke to some of the girls taking part about her life in sport and what can be done to inspire more young women to participate in sporting activity. Asked about the benefits of sport for young girls, Katie told The Mancunion: “Enjoyment! And within sport, there are amazing opportunities to make friends that you otherwise would not have made. And I think that supporting each other can make it so much easier to get started, encouragement is extremely important.”

This sentiment was echoed by those taking part in the session. All of the girls agreed that taking part with others is a big help, particularly when trying a sport for the first time. This makes events like these by This Girl Can all the more important.

For many young women lacking the confidence required to involve themselves in the world of sport, it’s hugely important to create an environment such as this where girls are able to express their passions and feel confident in themselves. This goes someway to unlocking the potential of many, giving long overdue limelight for future stars.

But This Girl Can does much more than this. The campaign tells the story of the ‘real’ girls in sport. The overarching worry of women is that they are not good enough, not fit enough, the wrong size or shape. At Wednesday’s event, there was no such judgments. The campaign does something different to every other campaign preceding it, and excludes absolutely no one.

Such a primary concept of sport, that it exists in order to bring people together, but until now appeared to have been forgotten. One pupil remarked, “I would definitely bring friends with me, to get them involved and stop them being embarrassed”. The mindset of shame is something that This Girl Can endeavours to remove and events such as these are a fantastic benchmark for how girls should be given access to sport.

Throughout the sessions provided by University of Manchester Water Polo, young girls of all abilities were able to take part, some seasoned Water Polo players and others total beginners. The environment faultless, each was encouraged and included in a low pressure atmosphere and in allowing girls of a young age opportunities to take up sports, it is far more likely to invoke a passion which will carry through as they become older.

One may argue the main pressures on girls in sport comes from a perceived judgement which is much more relevant to teenagers, and in persuading girls of 11 or 12 to participate in sport the campaign hopes that this lifestyle will continue with them into adulthood.

Having helped run the event, University of Manchester Water polo can be proud of their contribution to women in sport. As an extremely inclusive club, they fulfilled the role of  ideal hosts, giving not only high quality coaching to the girls but confidence and advice. The reception was overwhelmingly positive, with one of the main issues raised in conversation with the schoolchildren being body image. It was clear to see an impact has already been made, with girls stating they would “feel confident enough to admonish anyone making disparaging comments about women in sport”. It is this kind of confidence and belief of women in themselves, that is certainly the missing ingredient for more women pursuing sport.

Overall the campaign of This Girl Can has clearly made excellent strides in bringing women everywhere into the conversation of sport, and their work providing occasions like this one has been greeted with passion by many. The BUCS This Girl Can Week has invoked a new wave of inspiration around women’s sport with options such as Water Polo being a great access point into sport for women who have the desire to try something new.

Having heard the same urge from all those who took part: Have a go! The event can be seen as a tremendous success.

Review: Félicité

Félicité was one of the most talked about and highly rated films at the 67th Berlin International Film Festival. It has already won numerous awards on the festival circuit and is the first Senegalese film to have been submitted for Best Foreign Language film at the Academy Awards.

If you’re not a fan of foreign language films, then maybe Félicité isn’t for you, but honestly, the story is so compelling, the acting so immersive, and the cinematography so gorgeous: simply put, it’s exceptional.

Set in the rough, and often violent city of Kinshasa, the capital city of the Democratic Republic of Congo, it would have been easy for Franco-Senegalese director, Alain Gomis to produce a film imbibed with gritty realism, something that would shock and sadden audiences as we watch the eponymous lead character as she struggles to save her headstrong teenage son after he’s in a dangerous accident.

Thankfully, Gomis instead focuses on the beauty within Kinshasa, and within Félicité herself: she’s a singer in a downtown city bar, barely managing to make ends meet and is fiercely independent and resourceful, funny and forceful.
The Congolese singer-turned-actress Véro Tshanda Beya who plays her, is utterly captivating in the role. Her talents are perhaps best displayed in the opening scene of the film as she weaves magic with her voice, commanding the attention of both the cinema audience and the rowdy crowd she sings to in the film with perfect skill and grace.

The effect is heady and hypnotic, and sets the rest of the film up brilliantly. Because that is what Gomis relies on with this film; the plot, after all, is barely there, but the film is steeped in emotion, and in something more abstract — it’s almost as if, through Félicité, Gomis is trying capture the pure essence of Kinshasa.

Where the visuals sometimes let Gomis down in this endeavour, the soundtrack does not. The music in the film fills for dialogue for much of the film. The soundtrack is pure Kinshasa with music ranging from Kinshasa based 25-piece musical collective Kasai Allstars, who create indigenous music with modern influences to the Kinshasa Symphonic Orchestra’s rendition of Avro Pärt.

Indeed, as much as the film focuses on Félicité, Gomis never lets the audience forget that the city is vital, so much so that Kinshasa almost becomes a character in its own right. The head of cinematography, Céline Bozon allows the camera to slip past the main characters at times and instead focuses on random and inconsequential moments that are never mentioned or analysed. It is in these moments — the brutal beating of a petty thief is a notable one — that the films says the most about the hardships that the Democratic Republic of Congo still faces.

At two and a half hours, Félicité could do with some tightening up as it does drag in some places. On the whole, however, it is a beautifully crafted film, highlighting the magnetic vibrancy of Kinshasa through our Delphian protagonist as she attempts to save her son and herself.

4.5/5

Review: The Florida Project

Following the stir caused by Sean Baker’s chaotically impressive, iPhone-shot Tangerine, a follow-up was hotly anticipated and solidifies the young talent as a figure to watch with The Florida Project.

Following a group of kids living in real life resorts just outside of Disney World, Florida, Baker’s most ambitious work yet depicts an impoverished world on the geographical precipice of flourishing capitalism. Visual splendour, lethargic pace and blooming, lazy lens flares cement The Florida Project amongst the ranks of Call Me By Your Name and American Honey; films that should have been released in the summer but didn’t in fear of being overshadowed by superhero movies.

Led by enigmatic, loudmouthed Moonee (Brooklyn Prince), the young children exhibit a paradoxical freedom granted to them by the remote poverty and cramped residency of the film’s setting. Impressively natural and winning, their improvisational performances allow them to spit at cars, beg for money, harass residents and cause charming mayhem and unwitting chaos.

Though Willem Dafoe may stick out like a sore thumb amongst a cast of real residents and fresh faces (small performances from Caleb Landry Jones and Macon Blair aside), the adult performances, too, never stray into the theatrical and maintain a grimy sense of realism throughout.

Baker’s camera is as playful and inquisitive as the children. The setting a visually scrumptious afterthought, the focus here is tracking shots, behind or aligned with the characters at all times to pry into their lives. Even stationary landscape shots are usually punctuated with the silhouette in the fore or middle ground, constructing the forced intimacy that arrives with conditions this romantically squalid.

Framed like a fantasy film, a Carroll-esque exploration of sound, food, colours and people, a frequently absent narrative follows a dream of poverty, never straying away from the harsh reality but admitting the layabout easiness of a school holiday for disadvantaged kids.

Food here is especially crucial as both a currency and agent. Food is shared, stolen or given away as visual shorthand for poverty, but also devoured in heaps, greasy polystyrene trays and melting ice cream cones to make connections, and destroyed to break them. A solitary ice cream for three becomes a throughline symbol for a developing friendship quickly, and takes on new meaning when Moonee’s equally abrasive mother, Hayley, shares pizza with her daughter, or a soda. Luxury is scarce in the shadow of the happiest place on Earth.

The editing remains steadfastly deliberate, despite the plot feeling, at some points, bare. Dramatic moments are invariably punctuated by hard cuts to an irrelevant scene of short vignette to tantalisingly and gradually build tension, each scene still holding the gravity of a potentially seedy underbelly. It really shows that Baker edited his own film, a different party maybe being misled by the idleness of the narrative.

Willem Dafoe’s manager, Bobby, reveals a patch of this underbelly when he chases an old man being a little too friendly with the resident kids of his property in one of the film’s best and more stirring sequences. Standing out as the only big name, Dafoe lends his skills as a known character actor to his benefit as the reluctant overseer and paternal figure to many of the guests. Bobby matches the intense rage and scrap manifested in the downtrodden resident with an intensity of his own, many of the film’s more dramatic moments and sincere human connections beginning with a knock on the door from the manager.

Those not familiar with Baker may be put off by the last shots of the film, a shift in perspective and camera that certainly jarred with many of the audience in my screening. A necessary migration from the dreary outskirts into the warm embrace of the park itself, the filmmakers shot this on an iPhone guerrilla style, without permission from Disney to create a more tactile escape into the real world that’s still blinded by fantasy.

Whereas Tangerine’s smartphone cinematography grounds the film in objectivity, Florida Project’s short, renegade camera moment is accompanied by the only instance of orchestral score to transcend the boundaries of poverty cinema into fantastical realism; a desolate landscape tempted by the looming castle of Disney, only reached, temporarily in the closing seconds.

4.5/5

Remedy your anxiety the natural way

Anxiety. Even the word itself is enough to evoke an involuntary reaction of worry or panic.

The daily rollercoaster of anxiety, as many are all too familiar, is a path of self-discovery, as much as it is an exercise in uncertainty. Self-reflection allows you to become more in-tuned with patterns in your behaviour but anxiety is unique. It can often thrust you into trepidation concerning the smallest of the decisions. A curveball is thrown without a moments notice.

The symptoms and effects of a struggle with anxiety cannot be singularly noted. It would be to misunderstand its complexity entirely. Living with a disorder as such may have led you to consider yourself a  qualified and well-versed expert in the field of mental health. Yet, experience tells us that we neglect remedies for fear their obvious nature is too simple to warrant success.

Alas, from a self-proclaimed master of the anxious mind, there may be a selection of obvious remedies; all too natural, all too obvious. Perhaps that’s why you may not have considered them. Here’s a selection of some personal favourites. Try them out. If they work, great! If they don’t, try another; anxiety is about self-development after all:

Lavender

You know, that unmistakable scent, reserved to line the drawers of your grandma’s house? This humble plant is your one-stop shop for all your natural anxiety remedies. Cosmetic companies lay on its benefits for a reason!

Avoid those flashy price tags and head straight for the pure, essential oils instead! Sprays, lotions, essential oil. The latter is a pocket-sized weapon to calm your worry in your time of need. It might just be your anxieties kryptonite and it is often available for less than five pounds; an investment that will pay you back in calming those moments of existential crisis.

Cut-down on the caffeine

Coffee, in all its encouraging glory, is often the most consistent element of being a student. It pushed you to get to class, to finish those midnight essays but it can also cause unnecessary panic about the most unnecessary of things.

It begs the question; why does a person drinking 3-4 cups of coffee per day still need to take a nap in the early afternoon? Each person will react differently to an infusion of caffeine. Uncomfortable as it may be; reducing your caffeine intake for a herbal alternative may actually help you to wake up and ‘stay woke’, as they say.

Vital Vitamins

A, B, C, D. The list is endless. Taking a cautionary glance at a stores supply of vitamins may lead a person to think they might need to set aside an hour just to put away one of each.

However medically unprofessional this advice; consider maximising on those vitamins that aim to promote good brain function and prevent general fatigue. A good B-Complex and a healthy Omega-3 might help you to boost your potential for concentration.

Relax. Give yourself a break.

Part of the deal, as an anxious person, is to burden yourself with guilt and to unnecessarily overwork yourself. Try and teach yourself to take less seriously the idea of ‘taking a break’.

Do the things you enjoy doing; switch the academic literature for a book you’ve been meaning to read; make sure your room is as cosy it can be so it’s there to welcome you home after a long day; reward yourself for reaching small daily goals. There are hundreds of ways for you to take it easy for a while.

Get outside, even if only for a little while.

Winter can be tough. Sometimes a late wakeup can mean just a few hours of sunshine. Make the most of the day and head outside for a while. Just 21 minutes of exercise can help to ease the symptoms of anxiety. As much as it is tiresome to say. A little exercise may not be such a bad idea.

Share your problems. Share your solutions.

Chances are, somebody you know has suffered a similar trouble as you. Your personal solutions may seek to help someone you know. Sharing your troubles with a close friend or family member often helps you to rationalise those irrational worries. You’ll thank yourself for sharing, and they’ll get to know you just a little bit better.

The Catalonian Crisis is a blessing in disguise for Mariano Rajoy

On the 1st of October, Catalonia voted in a historic referendum on whether to be an independent nation and break away from Spain, on a turnout of 43 percent.

92 percent voted in favour of Catalonian independence. This referendum has created a toxic climate in Spain and the European Union, and the consequences of Catalonia’s bid to breakaway from Spain has the potential to unleash a huge wave throughout the European continent — a wave of populism. Both sides in Spain’s biggest political crisis since the 1970’s have chosen the nuclear option, and the consequences could be devastating.

Catalonia’s former Regional President, Carles Puigdemont, the mastermind of Catalonian independence, is currently in Brussels and has been there since the 30th of October after fleeing his own country with the prospect of arrest and a lengthy prison sentence. This fact has already put the European Union in an awkward situation, as while they have stated the crisis as an internal Spanish matter, Puigdemont has made it a European matter.

By fleeing to Brussels, the heart of the European project and home to the bulk of EU political institutions, Puigdemont has made a statement by dragging the EU institutions into the situation whether they like it or not. As the crisis dragged on after trying to keep itself out of it for as long as possible, Europe had to respond, and all EU member states refused to recognise Catalonia’s independence, out of fear of Spanish reprisals.

Spain for many in the EU is a model member state. It transitioned from a dictatorship to a democracy and since joining has benefited largely from European investment, integration, and now is one of the leading economies within the EU.

For the leaders of the EU, this crisis threatens this image of stability and the benefits of EU membership and when the images poured in from the referendum voting, it became clear that Spain’s government’s response was not democratic.

Spain’s elite Guardia Civil was sent in to shut down the referendum and videos emerged on social media of elderly citizens being beaten up and women being thrown down stairs.

Catalonian Fire Officers even stepped in to try and stop the clashes and break apart the two sides.  This violence shocked many in the world and horrified EU leaders, aghast that these scenes were playing out in an EU member state rather than the USA or Russia.

After Catalonia launched its own nuclear strike, by going ahead with the referendum and then declaring official independence in the Catalonia Parliament, Spain’s Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy launched his own counter-strike and triggered Article 155 of the Spanish Constitution, implementing a policy of direct rule on Catalonia and officially removing the government led by Puigdemont.

Rajoy also officially dissolved the Catalonian parliament and called for fresh elections for the 21st of December. These new elections will make the crisis worse.

If polls are correct, the Republican left of Catalonia are likely to emerge as the largest single party in the Catalonian Parliament. This is a problem for Mr Rajoy, as compared to Mr Puigdemont’s Catalan European Democratic Party, they are radical and will cause chaos by making a more forceful demand for independence.

However, many polls predict that unlike 2015 the combined number between all the pro-independence parties would be short of an overall majority by two to three seats.

If this is the case, it would mean Rajoy’s risky gamble has paid off, as he has managed to divide the Catalonia independence movement and while they would likely end up in government they will lack a majority without pro-union parties such as Ciudadanos (Citizens) and Spanish Socialist Workers’ Party who would oppose any move towards to independence, therefore neutralising their threat for now.

While Rajoy has seemed to benefit from the crisis as support for his party has increased, it is important to remember while Rajoy and his government may win in the short term, the long term over Catalonia’s future will remain a dominate question in Spanish politics for years to come.

For the European Union, Catalonia has presented a challenge to the established order, images pouring out of Catalonia were a shock and horror to many. While the referendum result was uncomfortable for many supporters of democracy, it was still a show of protest against the Spanish central government’s response with 92 percent of those who turned up to vote, voting for independence.

The crisis threatens to rejuvenate Europe’s populist movements and the EU will have to face it in the future. With the world changing, the crisis in Catalonia is just another issue for the EU to deal with. For Rajoy, this crisis is a gift — it will extend his political life and enhance his own authority within his government, party and Spain as a whole.

While you think he may be doing it in the interests of the Spanish constitution, make no mistake: Rajoy is manipulating the Catalonian crisis to protect his own interests.