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Brain implosion all around

Re-claiming the female body as a feminist weapon

Distract others from your abysmal failure of an existence

My fervour for shiny sharp metal

Let’s lampoon the rest

A collision of the soft and the severe

The eternal appeal of feigned innocence

A pube-free existence need not negate feminism

A seasonal way of telling someone to sort their face out

The practice is perfectly suitable for some

It’s not Christmas without a rampant glitter bath

Thanks to modern technology, contemporary life can be super-stressful

Winners of my chief lesbian crushes

In case there wasn’t enough sexual outrage / arousal / confusion in your life this week

Treatments that will turn you into a super-pretty specimen of menfolk

Physically attractive individuals may be more financially successful than their plainer counterparts

Channel Chanel on the cheap

Daphne Guinness is the latest celebrity to take on the colour challenge

Lacquer up for the upcoming wintry months